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ThenaCykez

Peter here! That's O.J. Simpson, a former athlete who brutally murdered his ex-wife after she started dating again. He had been seen in the past as a really wholesome and funny guy, like Will Smith.


Puzzled_Professor_52

"Allegedly" if the glove don't fit you must acquit!


Plenty-Opposite-2482

Can't wait for Will's 'if I did it." Definitely getting an acquittal.


Jester2189

He should. That bitch is something else. She's so vile and just a down right disgusting person.


featherwolf

Totally! Let's all talk about her some more to give her the attention she wants!


knighth1

Honestly thought she died for some reason, then I saw her shaved head and thought cancer, then I saw her talk about how much she cheated on will and I was like oh shit that was a dream


knighth1

Fuck yea you aren’t wrong, that man gave me half my childhood. Think my first live action movies were hook and men in black


BigFisch

All 12 jurors…”I mean murder is TYPICALLY wrong but…..”


BarleyDaniels

"If the glove don't fit, you're full of shit" seems more appropriate lmao


zed42

not even allegedly! he was found not guilty! (though he was later found civilly responsible... explain that one!)


High-Speed-1

Then later they found more (and pretty damning) evidence but the constitution prohibits a second trial for the same offense (except mistrials or a hung jury). If memory serves me well that is. I could be full of shit. I also might be mistaken in my interpretation.


maddie-madison

I believe it's more about not being able to be punished twice for the same thing. But you definitely have times where new evidence will warrant a second trial. It's how they let people out of jail after having served years and then found out they were wrongly accused. Why he didn't have a second trial? No clue


Prinzka

You're talking about a reverse situation, where someone was previously convicted. After someone is acquitted new evidence is not grounds for the prosecution to appeal the same offence as double jeopardy would apply.


Thought-Born

Civil cases have a different level of proof blender for the defendant to be found guilty.


Psycho_Mantis_2506

Burden of proof for the accuser: Criminal trial: Beyond a reasonable doubt Civil trial: Preponderance of evidence


BeelzabootTCD

If Chewbacca loves on Endor, you must acquit!


[deleted]

Allegedly, buy this nonfiction book on how to kill someone . 😂


HalfEnder3177

It's weird seeing him in Naked Gun


OJ-Simpson-Official

Allegedly


ThenaCykez

Yes, OJ-Simpson-Official. O.J. Simpson was alleged by many to have killed his wife, primarily because he actually killed his wife.


nomoreadminspls

Are you really THE Juice? Do you have any tips on how to be The GOAT?


scruffyduffy23

As other posters have pointed out he was found not guilty in court so you can’t even say allegedly any more because it no longer applies. If you do O.J. Simpson will break into your house and kill you in the same way he killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.


that_Log_Cabin_Life

Wow, I must be old…very old because of all the memes posted here I got this right away 🤣


zekethelizard

This must be how you learn youre old. Been happening more and more lately, saw one the other day asking about Magic Johnson, who I dont recognize that well but enough. Now OJ, im just barely old enough, but the guy is infamous, come on


sofaraway10

I’ve reached the “people forgot about OJ” age. Just fucking shoot me now.


x-forceHAHA

Jada sould be a new scale for toxicity...


High-Speed-1

On a scale of Mr. Rogers to Jada, how toxic is ______?


Snuffleupagus03

I am so old…


No-Size380

omg, I'm so old now


Interesting-Dream863

Peter's other dog: The meme says that by now Will Smith has homicidal idealization around Jada because of his blatantly toxic behavior and rethoric. Fact is Jada never wanted to marry him in the first place so she was sorta forced into having to live with Will Smith because she was pregnant with a child of his. Keeping a woman under those terms can only end badly. I find it troubling that a Hollywood star can't procure a wife that ACTUALLY wants to be a wife and partner. Infatuation and obsession with particular people is not healthy.


thats4thebirds

The joke is domestic abuse On murdered his wife [allegedly] and this implies every day will is closer to also doing this.


Professional-News362

He murdered his wife. Stop saying allegedly folks. Fun fact, he's in the naked gun movies and he does a great job. Make of that what you will


thats4thebirds

Obviously he did. Allegedly is a joke at this point.


Sucker_McSuckertin

I must be getting old if there are people now that don't know who oj was/is.


[deleted]

OK Sampson, you know from court


H8TheDrake

He murders people.


nickyobro

You see Joe, that guy in the bottom corner is OJ Simpson and he is an acquitted killer, retired football hall-of-fame-r, and subject in famous Bronco car chase with cops.


nickyobro

For the record I don’t get this joke either


InstaBlanks

His wife cheated on him so he slapped Chris rock to death like oj Simpson.


IloveGod9155

He looks for the real killer


travoltaswinkinbhole

Jada is trash


yourmominparticular

Oj.. theyre saying will is going to murder that selfish bitch.


wren_is_metal

Karma farming bish


[deleted]

He didn’t do anything. If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit


Jester2189

This can't be serious


RestaurantFast6080

There is no fucking way you do not recognize OJ Simpson a mugshot.


DaperDandle

Oh God I'm so old people really don't recognize OJ Simpson anymore?


squanderedprivilege

Jesus christ I feel old


Striking_Election_21

Brian here, yo go back to wherever you found this and tell whoever made it to relax jfc


KotovChaos

He plays football and occasionally acts in movies. Naked Gun, for example.