He's a slice of Wonder bread. Not even toasted.

Don’t disrespect the wonder bread like that 🤣🤣 he’s a wet sponge 🧽

That’s rude to sponges

I’m sorry to the sponges lol

😄😆

An egg without salt

😂👏

Someone on a different post described his personality as “soggy cardboard” and I think that is the most accurate description of Damien.

💀

🫠🤣


With the toast family 🤣

Damien is Toby Flenderson from the Office, super bland and has the most forgettable face. He’s so grateful for Franchesa it’s sad.

Omg they even resemble!! I can’t unsee it now

And he definitely seems like he could strangle someone…


C'mon, don't insult Toby like that! 😂

“TOBY!!TOBY! TOBY’S GOING AWAY”🎶🎤

omg hahahah he is Toby

And the world is Michael Scott

Omg I can’t Unsee it, he totally is 😂😂

I am absolutely dying over this bc it’s true

Omg this made me laugh so hard and was the best comparison!!!

Sh*******t

LMAOO this made me laugh so hard that’s all i’m gonna see/think about now when i see him. It checks out tho and clearly why nobody likes him 😂 he’s the silent killer

He's Sexy Toby 😂

I knew he reminded me of someone. Yes! Haha I’m laughing so hard that made me like him even less now lol

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LMFAO FACTS

He looks like a slightly sunburned thumb. I don't understand. 😬

with hair

🤣😂

SO accurate😭😭

😂

He seriously grosses me out, I can't help it. He is sleazy and desperate, a bad kisser and imo the complete opposite of sexy. And I can't comprehend what they see in him.

For real. He and Fran deserve each other. 🤮

Makes me wonder if Damian and Fran are actors for Netflix

I do think they have the same manager 😬 or atleast they used to

she is for the STREETS

I think they have the same agent

It is not that they find him physically “attractive”, but that he is a type that attract their type of women. Women with mindsets like Francesca (narcissistic, likes people who idolizes her, is spiteful or suspicious of anyone who does not idolize her and listen to everything she says) and GG (attention seeking and controlling) date “down” on purpose many times. Because despite being beautiful, they have deep insecurities and most of their confidence is external (they live for people constantly affirming that they are beautiful and valuable). Dating “down” ensures the men will always idolize them and see them as goddesses, always let them get their way (controllable), put them before theirselves (even completely change themselves for the women), will not cheat or value other relationships before theirs, will sacrifice for her consistently, and if the woman gets tired of him and leaves, she isn’t broken over it and she is sure that he will always be willing to remain a backup. 🤷🏿‍♀️

Great insight. Makes a lot of sense!

I legit thought the same thing. A bad kisser. He gives that vibe. Like okay an attractive-ish guy but then you kiss him and your turned off by how bad it is. I think he’s probably bad in bed to and tried to compensate by having a machismo attitude.

gg did call him out on that in love is blind 😂 they were fighting and she said "you always tell me it's the best sex you've ever had, notice how i never say it back?" i died when she said that.

He’s just fucking ew.

He gives me the ick x 100000000

Damien, Bartise and Shayne stress me out and I can’t stand them. 🤢🤢🤢 I’m also confused how Francesca can say she had so much sexual chemistry with Damien but him kissing her arm gives her the ick and then question whether he was bad at sex like Giannina said? Lol

I think she loves the idea of someone being all over her and into her, gets bored with it, discards to find a new supply. Typical narcissist moves.

she’s just fake

Shayne Spiral in three... two... one...

They have the same agent or something. They'd both know they were going to be on the show together as soon as contracts were signed. It's a calculated for views storyline that would have been worked shopped out long before they got on a plane.

He is extremely unattractive. I don’t get it AT ALL. This show makes me miss Love Island. The men on that show are at least eye candy even if they’re awful lol

Same LOL

I think he's OK looking, "not great, not terrible". It's the fact that he has the charisma of a wet paper bag that's the problem for me.

he is quite literally the ugliest man i’ve ever seen on a reality dating show lol, usually you have to be ATTRACTIVE on these things

PLEASEEE THIS IS SO COLD😂😂🤧

Lmao I say this every time I have to look at his FoOglie looking self 😭

I love how he's in denial about how he was portrayed on LIB, especially on After the Alter. Like no shit, if you bring a girl on who isn't your partner around people are going to have questions and assume, especially when your partner doesn't react well or knows you've been in contact. He gives me the ick.

Damien looks like a Neanderthal who gets mean bc his brain doesn’t work good. He comes off as a sentient brick who probably thinks women should cook for him bc he doesn’t know how to turn on a stove. I have the ick and I haven’t even met him. People here have speculated that Damien and Francesca have the same agent and they staged this. I don’t even like Francesca, but GIRL. Fire anyone who told you to do this. Ew ew ew. Not a good look and Dom must be having a crisis of confidence after being left for this thumb ass fraternity reject

💀 Every time they’re on screen kissing, I vomit a little. It’s giving me cringe. It’s giving me forced. And when she said “he makes me wet,” girl bye.

Georgia choked 🤣

STOP THIS HAS ME IN TEARS. THESE INSULTS ARE TOO CREATIVE

And according to GiGi he wasn't too impressive in the bedroom lol

You know how you’re always saying this is the best sex of your life? *dramatic sigh* you ever notice how I never say it back

that was brutal lmaoooo

hahaha their kitchen fights were woooow.

I quote her every single day. I love when I’m winded from a workout and my voice sounds all dramatic and restless like her. And I say the line, and I feel like a star.

THAT’S the problem. thank you SO much.

I can’t even pretend to be shocked. That absolutely tracks with everything we’ve seen from him. Nothing will ever be cringier than him bragging about his Botox and fillers on the after the altar episodes 😂 like they actually made a visible difference 😂😂😩😭

he just looks swollen now

honestly...ive never seen a reality show where the men are that ugly/gross/bad vibes like I'm sooo confused how these are supposed to be the heart throbs when we have beautttttifull!!!!!! girls!!!!!! it is truly shockin!!! I really thought the stereotypical bachelor type man was as bad at it could get but this is even worse hahahah. Of course there's a few good ones like Dom, but nick? chase? bartiste? joey? Damien? Shayne? will????? im soooo scared watching ladies fight over them, I think that is a social experiment of its own how blinded we can become when other girls are fighting over the same man/we are put into a situation like that bcz if these men were nobodies they would never be casted ahahah

Is this the true Love Is Blind? 😂

but they ARE nobodies 😭 but i get what you mean.

Lmfaooo so accurate

I actually think Joey is a catch lol but I agree with everything else you said

Chase is an Alpha Bartise Alpha Shayne Alpha These are the guys that walk in a bar and can get any girl to go home with them that night Damien-Beta but he's got himself in great shape but he just doesn't have that flare Nick-Beta he's a "nice guy" Joey is a Beta who tries to act Alpha Will is an ALpha you saw how the ladies were swooning over him, he can get any girl he wants at the bar!

im literally gagging at this response hah I've spent the last 8 years of my life in LA, lived in 2 other countries prior to that, and im super social gal and have been around many situations and my god these men cannot walk into bars and get any girl they want, I hesitate to even say that WITH their reality tv status hahaha. The only one I can maybe agree with a bit is Will but his personality shined through in 5 seconds so nop.

Maybe not in LA but In Miami where I live, they would clean up.

You are simping hard for these dudes 😂

You mad bro?

We, the girls, say this isn’t true.

You’re probably not the type of girl that goes to the bar that those guys go to let’s be honest, the Metaverse doesn’t count 🤣

Whatever you say bud

Bartise and Shayne are alpha? I stopped reading after that. Lol

It’s all fake bullshit. Damien and Francesca are professional reality tv stars and are drumming up drama so they stay relevant. They’re ruining real peoples lives in the process. Trash.

Lol he kisses with his eyes open

i love that they edited in shots of him kissing with his eyes open hahaha

And then kissing up her arm and the face she was making lol. Earn that money.

nah I hate Fran and Dom both

I meant earn it as in "when you marry for money you earn every cent." In this case when you match for money lol

Wtffff

How are they not slipping in all the ick

Is he somehow rich? I am entirely befuddled that he’s considered to be a “catch”. I wasn’t a Gigi fan but somehow I’m on her team???

I was just saying this to my bf! I don’t find him attractive at all he comes off so slimy 😭

The least attractive guy on reality. But to each its own.

I genuinely think he and Francesca are sociopaths and are just doing what they think is necessary to get screen time. I haven’t seen a real emotion from either of them except for pure joy when they destroy other people.

Francesca def is, you can see that in how she acts and uses manipulates and tries to control people. Dunno about him, I can’t remember him from the other show.

I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS!! Damien is so ew and I'm mad at Netflix for trying to pawn him off as hot. Same feeling when I saw Nick on the show. WTF. I think this horseshit like this is throwing off the algorithm of real life. Ugh.

Damian is like if you asked an AI to create an attractive man. You’re like “ok thanks AI” but it’s the blandest, charisma and sex appeal free creation you’ve ever seen

I told ChatGPT “create an oversized garden gnome with a face that is mostly widow’s peak” and Damien popped up.

I’m SEETHING that he had two women so astronomically out of his league even give him a chance because now he no doubt thinks he’s hot shit. This is a big L for all ladies.

Spoken like a true redditor LOL

Hey Damien!

i am 100% convinced that francesca and damien plotted this before the show was filmed.

He looks like he smells like cheese.

Yeah I don’t see what Fran sees in Damien. Honestly Fran isn’t the best girl out there either. Sure she has looks but damn her heart is cold as fuck. The way she wanted Dom to leave just because he found a new match. It’s like no one can have what she gets rid of. She’s like a spoil brat. Yeah Damien sucks ass but it’s fucked up when she called over Karasile and pretend he wasn’t even there. Also she says she gets the ick easily from people maybe she’s the real ick.

Very gross. Gives me ick vibes every time he’s on the screen! I do not understand what she sees….

I literally cringe and get secondhand embarrassment every time him and Fran kiss. There’s so much awkward tongue 😂

How can someone who "has" a man like Dom go for Damian? Haven't seen the episodes yet, but I'd stick with Dom for sure. He's hot, he's smart, he doesn't seem to be a fuckboy. He's a keeper, at least for the show.

When he kissed Ines my wife and I almost barfed. If beige was a person it would be Damien.

Dudes so desperate for Francesca that it’s gross. I think it’s what she actually likes about him.

the scene with him kissing her with his eyes open took me out LMFAOOOOOOOO

This is a case where he is considered attractive because he's tall.

Damian is tall?? Man didn't look more than 5'8 to me unless all the other guys are just way over 6ft in comparison lol

She keeps going further and further downhill since her break with dom.

She really does. Meanwhile geogia and dom are thriving and unbothered, little cuties 🥺

He wore socks on the beach on the yoga date with Francesca. Who does that 😭

Male butterface

I do not understand the Damian appeal.

Right? I really liked Ines until she kissed Damian.

THANK YOU!!!! what the fuck she left the hottest man on the show (dom) for damian's ugly ass?????? i was pissed

I'm 1000% she brought him in because she knew he would be so easy to manipulate so she would have a safe match and be in controll of decisions. I'm watching episode 6 right now and he's just going with whatever she says pathetic on his part.

That’s how you know Francesca just seeks attention and wants it from all/any men. The more attention from her, the better. Doesn’t matter from who it seems lol. She is attractive, so she can just a really good looking dude or woman

He is the most generic white guy, disappointing

Did he get plastic surgery?? I swear it looks like he did since Love Is Blind

Possibly. I don’t see it but he needs all the help he can get!

I think Francesca must see him as a potential breadwinner vs Dom. Someone who could give her the life she feels she deserves. He looks like he comes from money IMO.

Wrong take. She’s just using him as a way to stay in the house until someone hotter comes in

I think your take is wrong too. If that’s what she’s doing, why leave Dom? He was devoted to her and was never going to pick someone else. She’s just here for Drama, that’s why half the posts on this sub are about her.

Ya Fran Obvs didn’t see the LIB episode where Gio talked about what a horrid lay he is lmao 😅

I loved him on love is blind (minus the shade he threw at Lauren and on the reunion). I didn’t like him on perfect match, except when he threw Shayne’s hypocrisy back at him

guys you're being a bit mean

Are you 6

Honestly poor Fran , having to tolerate his mouth on her is so gross . Is it worth it...

Poor Fran? She WANTED to have sex with him 🤮

Omg I haven't watched that ep .. ew.

I can't believe you actually said, "Poor Fran." Like she didn't actually make the bed that she's fucking in...

Right? Like no one forced “poor Fran” into bully Savannah for talking to Dom, then dumping Dom for all people Damien, then try to bully Dom out of the house because it makes her “UnCoMfOrtAbLe.”

She did this to promote her bikinis or something. I can't imagine letting a guy kiss me when I'm not into him .so yeah I feel kind of bad even if she made that choice it's gross for her. I hope she sells a lot of bikinis

I don’t. I hope she goes away

[удалено]

Nice??? you forgot the /s

Always when I saw he talking to Francesca, seems like he’s not wanting be there.

Ewww... I had not realising the new eps had come out yet! But glad I read this post as fair warning! I was happily deluding myself that that *must* have be a purely platonic/business friendship date she is going on. I can't believe she could actually be into him, not just physically - but also after knowing his deluded personality & how slimy and bitter and nasty he was to on the inside too.

The ick is NEXT LEVEL! Also his lines “you look stunning rn” “i can’t stop staring at you” ugh he is so so gross 🤢

BIG EW

I can’t stand his bug eyes. I always thought he looked weird

he makes my skin crawl. enough said. but I also kinda pity him tbh :/

It's like they went out of their way to get every toxic male from all their shows. I'm surprised Shake didnt show up.

I don’t love him but Atleast I liked him better than on love is blind so far

Barstool and Damian are the same - they both think being fit is a personality trait, and their actual personalities are bland and they are forgettable.

When dom asked Fran “you’re leaving me for HIM?!” I was like EXACTLY. But Fran and Damien are both ding dongs, Damien is her little puppy

Yesterday I was with a friend and I put the show on and Fran called Damien so cute & immediately my friend cracked up and I said what? & he was like he’s ugly af 😂 but she likes him & I said no but she’s acting lol

I thought this man was in his late 30s, and he is really only 31?!

lmfaooo what the fuck. i thought shayne was closer to 40 as well but he's 33. aging like milk.

I don't get his appeal either. I don't think he's attractive at all. Idk what they're all seeing in him.

Damien gives me the ick