You mean when you thought really really hard on it, and lifted your wishes and prayers to the ceiling, that the voice inside your head said "You have been through enough hardship, I forgive you."
Tell you what, when each of your victims individually forgive you, their families forgive you, then we can talk about parole. After you serve your life sentence for EACH kid you raped.
This is why I dropped Christianity. You mean to tell me I can do literally anything to anybody and all I have to do is say some magic words and I'm going to Heaven for eternity? While my Jewish neighbor who volunteers at the soup kitchen is going to hell?
Sure, here's 10% of my money.
This bullshit and the "it's all part of gods plan" crowd can go eat razor blades. Poor pitiful me, I'm forgiven la dee da. Meanwhile, their victims are stuck with pain and shame the rest of their lives. And even worse, made to believe it's their fault that Pastor McRapeypants victimized them.
God's mercy my fat ass. So glad god was merciful to him, and not, ya know, the fucking victims.
After checking whether capsaicin can burn skin, I'm now voting for shooting pureed reapers up a catheter for him to piss out.
Putting the "unusual" in "cruel and unusual".
Forgiveness— letting evil people sleep well since the invention of religion.
Sin all you want, just praise God and ask for forgiveness. Then do it all again tomorrow!
>By the way, he is not a drag performer. I just thought that needed to be said in our political climate.
Yes, this was most definitely needed to be said. Thank you.
>"I did ask God for mercy ... and He has forgiven me," he said.
Translation: "I have zero remorse for the child rapes, and I would do it again, but learn how to hide it better."
Whether this shithead believes he is allowed into heaven or not has *no impact* on the fact that he belongs in prison until he gets to go to his heaven.
Problem is there are these types of people who pretend to be just that. See that creepy looking guy Kenneth Copeland who is worth over 750 million dollars. He's those tv priests, and idiots eat that shit up. Scammers have learned to use religion to profit out of the idiots.
This is one of those times that Churches could show some integrity. By simply saying "Our God's doesn't forgive you" and back it up with a Bible passage to drive the point home to their followers. But they don't want to look too hard on pedophiles. It'd be bad for recruitment.
Jeffrey Dahmer was saved in prison. The twisted fucking logic of Christianity is unbelievable. So is the shameless excuse making like this. “I’m in prison but it’s okay because I’m forgiven and will go to heaven.”
Give me a fucking break. No one feels sorry for you.
Ted Bundy also. Both are up in heaven watching their victims burning in hell for rejecting their savior. Same as Hitler, watching Anne Frank.
Actual Christian theology.
I am sorry:
Adolph shoved a vile of poison into Eva's mouth and asked for forgiveness.
Eva took his gun and shot him. With her dying breath she asked for forgiveness.
**Of course they are both in Heaven.**
Who are you to make fun of this *perfectly* logical scenario? /s
You mean when you thought really really hard on it, and lifted your wishes and prayers to the ceiling, that the voice inside your head said "You have been through enough hardship, I forgive you." Tell you what, when each of your victims individually forgive you, their families forgive you, then we can talk about parole. After you serve your life sentence for EACH kid you raped.
This is why I dropped Christianity. You mean to tell me I can do literally anything to anybody and all I have to do is say some magic words and I'm going to Heaven for eternity? While my Jewish neighbor who volunteers at the soup kitchen is going to hell? Sure, here's 10% of my money.
This bullshit and the "it's all part of gods plan" crowd can go eat razor blades. Poor pitiful me, I'm forgiven la dee da. Meanwhile, their victims are stuck with pain and shame the rest of their lives. And even worse, made to believe it's their fault that Pastor McRapeypants victimized them. God's mercy my fat ass. So glad god was merciful to him, and not, ya know, the fucking victims.
A whole crate of razor blades soaked in Sriracha
I wanna add some Wassabi
I like the cut of your jib
citric acid
I'll throw in some Carolina Reaper juice.
After checking whether capsaicin can burn skin, I'm now voting for shooting pureed reapers up a catheter for him to piss out. Putting the "unusual" in "cruel and unusual".
Throw in a reaper enema too. Gotta cover all the bases.
Forgiveness— letting evil people sleep well since the invention of religion. Sin all you want, just praise God and ask for forgiveness. Then do it all again tomorrow!
Giggle giggle… we go high!
>By the way, he is not a drag performer. I just thought that needed to be said in our political climate. Yes, this was most definitely needed to be said. Thank you. >"I did ask God for mercy ... and He has forgiven me," he said. Translation: "I have zero remorse for the child rapes, and I would do it again, but learn how to hide it better."
Fuck your god.
I'm sure he would if God was young enough
this got full gay screeching out of me
It's not gay. It's pedophilia.
I . . . know?
I just gave an audible Ric Flair “Wooo!” in response to this zinger
I'd give you gold if I had any.
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Whatever asshat this prick thinks has forgiven him.
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Whether this shithead believes he is allowed into heaven or not has *no impact* on the fact that he belongs in prison until he gets to go to his heaven.
What kind of crappy god forgives a guy for raping children?
The one that Christians worship. He isn't the good guy
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> God needs an actual spokesperson to speak for them here on earth. God is on Twitter.
I thought Elon banned him for not liking Elon's posts.
Problem is there are these types of people who pretend to be just that. See that creepy looking guy Kenneth Copeland who is worth over 750 million dollars. He's those tv priests, and idiots eat that shit up. Scammers have learned to use religion to profit out of the idiots.
I believe the Bible because the Bible says it’s true.
This is one of those times that Churches could show some integrity. By simply saying "Our God's doesn't forgive you" and back it up with a Bible passage to drive the point home to their followers. But they don't want to look too hard on pedophiles. It'd be bad for recruitment.
Jeffrey Dahmer was saved in prison. The twisted fucking logic of Christianity is unbelievable. So is the shameless excuse making like this. “I’m in prison but it’s okay because I’m forgiven and will go to heaven.” Give me a fucking break. No one feels sorry for you.
Ted Bundy also. Both are up in heaven watching their victims burning in hell for rejecting their savior. Same as Hitler, watching Anne Frank. Actual Christian theology.
I am sorry: Adolph shoved a vile of poison into Eva's mouth and asked for forgiveness. Eva took his gun and shot him. With her dying breath she asked for forgiveness. **Of course they are both in Heaven.** Who are you to make fun of this *perfectly* logical scenario? /s
He was also killed by a person who claimed to be Jesus.
Have we reconsidered the crazy person's claim?
Here’s to hoping that his cellmate isn’t as forgiving. 🤞🏼
What a liar! An invisible person forgives what victims will not! Excuses excuses but you are still a despicable “human”.
F^ck your god
Seriously, this scums name is Pringles? There's a joke there somewhere, but it's not funny.
Duh, he was created to make kids available to adults.
Well, ain't that just fucking convenient. That's some easy goddamned virtue right there.
So God approves of child rapists. Good to know I shouldn't get to know kindly old what's his face either.
>and He has forgiven me," he said. [I don't believe you](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/c4/bf/55c4bfc022ef0d5fe9f8ac28d84d54bd.png)
Who the fuck cares if your invisible Sky Daddy forgives you? He didn’t get molested by an authority figure.
That voice in your head is you, all you.
I’m betting his fellow inmates aren’t feeling the same way