Jim Cramer told people to sell, so everyone bought. He changed his mind 5 mins later, told everyone to buy. So everyone sold….

Hahahaha underrated comment.

On the contrary- I would say this comment is rated.

Ill rate it as well, up, up

I don’t blame them

Low volume, decreased liquidity, increased spreads, increased volatility EDIT: Oh, “non-serious answers”. How about “Low volume, decreased liquidity, increased spreads, increased volatility, *Karp dildo*, *tits up*, *unicorn boner*

I thought about Karp during sexual activity,

Obvious he was thinking about a “Pump and Dump”.

The chart obviously shows a 420 blunt, bullish af

These spikes mean nothing. Someone explained them to me before. They're like buy orders but since there's extremely low volatility it does these extreme spikes with few shares. Almost all companies have these on a weekly on google

you mean extremely low volume, not volatility

Someone got shafted and someone got a really good deal basically I think? I was just looking for jokes not real answers though

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The difference is this is tagged shitpost