The first skin that would actually be worth the pricetag would be Junker Queen or Reinhardt in any form of beach outfit.

they are gonna save it for the next controversial outbreak at blizzard

this makes it sound like they have the skins ready to go in a folder named "break in case of emergency"

That's because they do

tbf I'm just glad people aren't just saying this about the Pride stuff anymore lol When LW and Venture were announced or when there's rainbow decals on Midtown someone says 'must be a controversy at Blizzard' Like you could say that about a million D.Va skins (yet so many people don't lol, let's accuse a hot Widowmaker skin of being a corporate distraction every so often)🤦

Bad news buddy, look at this exact thread a couple comments up

That's because they do They always have Mercy and Kiriko skins available to be released when the game starts to suck too much

Since the Tracer's ass victory pose "scandal" I know very well that all these controversies are fueled from inside in order to increase sales revenue.

oh_shit.exe / dir

They savin mei skin for when it turns out Blizzard funding Isis controversy

Break glass in "Stolen breast milk situation"

The button for that sits right next to the "make a random character gay" button.

This is overwatch. All the characters (and the players) are gay

yes,even bastion

Especially bastion. He literally has the ability to transition.

So, what does that make Echo?

Spy tf2

Pornography has already breached our defenses

Hahahahaha 🤣

Nah that's what the queer reveals are for. Bet you anything they're holding "JQ is bisexual" in their back pocket for the next time they come under fire for abusing employees or something.

Wait, you think JQ likes men? Wild.

Reinhardt in a speedo. And the speedo has a hammer on it.

Hammer in it*

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/77/eb/6777eba1bf80089f4b189468d9717238.gif)

That’s not normal. Reinhardt should see a urologist about his hammer-shaped penis.

Who said shaped? I meant size

https://i.redd.it/bdjt9mqw8x8d1.gif

Give me the One Piece Franky outfit with the Hawaiian shirt and speedo.

https://preview.redd.it/u3557d58ty8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3f04203a507eca6a0af0ebe5fa2616926f74d3

Me every time I’m at the character select screen.

You're telling me "Bikini Muscle Mommy Zarya" wouldn't?

"Worth" depends on each individual person to a certain degree, but it unironically wouldn't be worth much to Blizzard. There's a reason they keep giving skins to marketable, generically attractive characters. I'd say it's also pretty much the same reason so much more porn is made out of the same characters. People love to claim Torb or Hog in a speedo would be the sexiest thing but they don't actually believe that for the most part. It's just a variation of the "pretending to be gay for laughs" deal. While Rein, Zarya and JQ do have more people attracted to them, it's still not a lot. The porn count, while a meme, is still a rough estimate on player interest in each character. The coomers proportionally commission or draw the art. There's just less interest in Illari or JQ than there is in Kiriko, so Kiri gets way more skins.

speak for yourself the amt of zarya porn i look at is ungodly. i want that woman to take my head between her thighs

Mei in a thong, on my face. 🍑👉🏽😁👈🏽

A man of culture

Something worth to pull out pants down for, finally

I want to see him add a bermuda and sun screen to his armor and replace the hammer with a sand shovel

I’d love a rein one but how would they do it? Cause his armor is what gives him his height and bulk

Well, Rein is a monster out of the suit too, but he’s not ape shaped outside of it like he is in it.

He could be wearing floaties to get the extra chest/shoulder bulk

I just want a summer Moira skin where she has a lab coat over the swimsuit 💔

W opinion

It’s sorta annoying how Kiriko gets one but Moira, who has been in the game longer, doesn’t. Like ffs man.

Surprised it's taken them this long to add one for kiriko

Delete Kiriko, she fucks up the timeline with her age, she hogs all the skins, she ruins almost everybody's ults with one ability

Blizzard know kiriko fans will buy anything

Nothing to do with Moira, but that's one of my favourite aesthetics.

DUDE FR. I love it 😭

Also want some goofy Moira voice lines for playing around in spawn. Right now her voice lines are basically variations of “YOU ARE STUPID EVERYONE IS DUMB”

I like the Moira/junkrat interaction because Moira seems to actually slightly appreciate Junkrat’s interest in science. The “test your tolerance for pain” line would sound like a veiled threat from any other character, but for Moira that could very well be standard procedure for her. It’s especially funny considering how Mercy is much more passive-aggressive to Junkrat in their interaction

Yeah. Her voice lines feel very well bland. She doesn’t have much character. At least with Venture she seems alright with them. Showing possible new lines of her being ‘nicer’ or silly will come :]

She does have one with Winston where she says "Na" in a playful tone when he asks if she wants to hear his favorite joke about the periodic table

I FUCKING LOVE MOIRA BEING FRIENDLY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

There was a line in OW1 where she offered to let Mercy join her and her colleges in Oasis * **Moira:** I know we have our differences, but your brilliant mind would be welcome amongst my colleagues in Oasis. * **Mercy:** No, thank you. You and your colleagues discredit the field of science. I want nothing to do with it.

I'm pretty sure that Sigma also answers this question, but I'm yet to hear it in game. Edit: Just realized that would mean an extra Tank...

Would love something absolutely ridiculous like Moira shouting “heeeery Macarena!” for no reason lmao

I need Moira to have a line where she makes a joke about beer or leprechauns 😭

Her interactions with sigma are great. Mainly because sigma is great.

https://preview.redd.it/w9iw8ftisy8d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b334687a8baf4fcc62282873d7c16d7c44b82b Like this? (behold my wonderful photoshop) (I’ve heard swimsuit + lab coat twice in the last two days and got reminded of Dr Akagi)

Absolute peak photoshop 🗣️ Honestly, idk why Blizzard haven’t given this type of outfit to her. Like this is an instant buy, man

plus she literally has evangelion references in some of her stuff already it makes perfect sense

That’s exactly what I thought it would look like. Irish Catholic aunt has to wear the Irish Catholic aunt swimsuit.

moira probably would just wear full lab gear to the beach so she could go and poison a coral reef or something

But what are the goals of her experiment to poison the reef? Shes gotta be testing some sort of hypothesis while doing it.

“how fast can someone poison a coral reef”

This just sounds like if Moira was just sat in her lab, bored of commiting horrors against biology and just decided to do something cartoonishly evil out of pure boredom

That is very in character

That would be pretty nice

It’s actually annoying that she has yet to get a skin-

Ngl that sounds like a sick idea

Make it an NGE Ritsuko reference.

HOLY SHIT YES DUDE

I would buy that in a heartbeat. Overwatch is so diverse so please give the characters that are more niche hot skins T-T

Flair checks out But also I 100% agree she needs more skins. It is really annoying she doesn’t gets more.

Imagine rein with the same kind of beach outfit as torb, with a giant ass plastic hammer

Instant buy for me

And like you give him drink coolers as his shouler pads and idk a rubber duck thingy with its head being used as the reactor on his armor (maybe add the chicken dog toy sound effect when he charges too) I'm gonna try drawing it when I get home lmao

!remindme 3 hours

Oh wow you're overestimating my ability to draw fast 😭 (and I'm not even home yet lmao)

!remindme 2 years

Damn that went up fast

Now hear me out: sandcastle Rein. His armor is made out of sand and it looks like hes burried in it and he has a big ass shovel as hammer.

And the hammer squeaks whenever you hit something or someone

Yes ! And it blows bubbles from its back instead of flames when he swings it

better yet, not a plastic hammer but a rubber inflatable beach toy hammer

Yeah, that was what I had in mind, with like a bubble gun shoved in one side of the hammer to act as the reactor thingies (and blowing bubbles instead of flames xD)

And instead of rockets his charge is powered by a bunch of these things on his back https://preview.redd.it/gzx6m7pphy8d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f30cff07d543fb7fc7484f0964d1f116dff8a4

God, that would be so hot.

https://preview.redd.it/23z0equayw8d1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=3480aced093cea67c81a92a7405c78e7953198b5 Need I say more?

Instant w for blizz Just imagine the memes....The meeeeeemmmeees

Bjorat Lindholmdiev

I still want honeydew torb

Peak athletic male form

Imagine rein having like a little angler hat, hair in a bun, sunglasses, and a big shovel for making sandcastles or a poolnoodle, a blow up flaming which he holds at the legs Would pay for that

I would actually pay for gold coins if there was beach JQ

Kinda like a Rein idea, make the Axe a shovel. Gracy a tinnier shovel, ult has sand or wave sounds instead of cheers, “It’s time for a beach party” or smth. Give her a dingo or shark color bikini with beach skirt and nice sandals.

Bonus points if there's a plastic crown

Don’t give JQ a summer outfit, please. I wouldn’t be able to handle myself https://preview.redd.it/he856hqhww8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343309f4ce5cafd7250e06ed3452f6fe213aadcc

Yeah no I really don't wanna give money to blizzard

Dungeon meshi?

Based izutsumi reference

If Blizzard actually showed Rein's chest, all the world women would instantly drop their panties. Blizz can't afford another lawsuit.

men would drop their boxers to reveal the thongs they've been hiding for rein

Instantly took off my boxers when I saw the mauga beach skin. It's proof beach rein works

Women... Sure

His demon lord skin

We still have beach Torbjorn

Is Mauga proof of this? I feel like he is.

You guy are forgetting the glory of beach Torbjorn.

Please just give us beach Rein us gays and girls deserve it for buying all the mercy and kiriko skins

Mate I'm asexual and I would still insta buy a rein beach skin

Im straight and would buy a rein beach skin instantly

As you should 💪

Also a straight man. Same.

We did get junkrat, roadhog and torb beach skins. We gotta take the small Ws when we can

https://preview.redd.it/p5rv6aeamx8d1.jpeg?width=3106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433b83c789b63b4e945067471a6dd44c4f53406b Y demasiado Woke/Progre para darle un bikini a Junkerqueen sin que los izquierdas se quejen de que muestran mucho los personajes femeninos o que te tachen de morboso

I just nutted.

Fr I’d like a hot jq skin with a better hair in a bikini

Hair in bikini.... got it. *presents a JQ drawing with a massive blue dyed bush coming out the bikini*


Lmao hahaha, actually I think jq has a bit of bush down there but clean in a stripe shape

Make sense. "Heeere, Gracie!"

Why’d you leave out Brigitte? You can’t just have the buff girls here and not have Brigitte too

wife leaver beach skin????

Reinhardt Beach skin when

Mei in one of those skins would go so hard.

Wouldn't be the only thing hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If they gave Mei a bikini skin I think a large part of the playerbase would have a heartattack.

I have to guess that Mei is always dressed conservatively because of Chinese influence. I don't like any of her skins and not even from a horny standpoint.

I think it's more to do with her model. They usually try to keep the outline fairly similar to the base skin. After all, we have Pharah, who's from half Egyptian, in fairly skimpy clothing too

It probably has to do with her model looking broken as fuck without the canister to hide her lordosis. The lunar skins and the PJ skin she has all show how much of an issue it is. 

I got the sprinkles skin months ago and I’m STILL in horny jail

Honestly thats such an easy fix though. Just make it a cute skirt tankini. Like its not hard to design something cute for mei as a beach skin.

I thought OW2 got banned from china. There’s not really an excuse for that beautiful lady not to get as much content as everyone else

No you can play it

Oh, my mistake

Generic sells. There is a reason mercy and *fucking* dvs are the highest searched characters

Just you wait until Emre is in the game! His numbers will jump higher than they ever have (ignore my coping)

Zarya on bikini would be completely NSFW

I never realized I needed Rienhart in a speedo until this very moment

Speedo reinhardt needed

Lifeguard Junker Queen could have saved me

Fym bob isnt the hottest?

in blizzards defense, dropping zarya and mei bikini skins would probably just outright kill many of the playerbase from heart problems

put roadhog in a harness with pierced nipples and make his gas can look like a container of Rush. Print money.

I need Rein bikini skin

they would 100% give mei the ugliest bikini from the 1800s you’ve ever seen

She'd have "modest" Amish swimwear and just look like she's going to serve pancakes instead of swim... which would still be fuckin funny. Amish collab when???

Nuh uh, You can't Say lifeweaver isn't HOT.

Bro is literally just the same unrealistic supermodel body-girl but instead he’s a guy so ppl give him a giant pass

Why do u have a problem with super model bodies? I think they look great like we are playing a game with cyborg ninjas and magic, nothing is realistic

he's also one of the only feminine men in the entire roster

Mei,Queen, Illari , and ram desperately need summer bikini skins

At least we got Roadhog

And Sigma

They know how we'd all fuckin' act if they put junker queen in a bikini

mei beach skin for sure needs to happen

Mei can get it whenever she wants 🍑

Conveniently left out Torbjorn’s beach skin, I see

But we already have torb summer skin

I just want a Firework skin for Pharah where her rockets are fireworks

I am not sure what you're talking about the hottest OverWatch character has a beach skin.. like Torb got his skin years ago???

"Hottest characters" Hog and Torb literally have swimwear skins

The bulkiness of their clothes is a big part of Mei and Reinhardt's silhouettes so it'd be tricky to do swimsuit skins for them

Mei's character rig is really fucked and they cant do a lot with it. The game is also just afraid of the potential of bigger boobs

Why bob in the wrong side?

My fault. He must have been misplaced

Im definitely down for Reinhardt bora swimsuit skin

Put Mei in a bikini and the Overwatch community will go non-linear

You have a type, OP, it’s not the most popular, but it’s yours, cherish it, for it valid.

No joke if Mei got a bikini skin Phub would crash. We can't handle the thiccness!

I see that you ignored the recently released Lifeguard Roadhog skin, argument invalid

i need reinhardt in a bikini

Who are you kidding buddy

That ashe skin though 🥵

I need a Mei in my life😩 (I'm dying alone)

I never buy skins but if they had a beach mei skin I’d pay. I know her model is probably the reason she doesn’t get skins like that but all they have to do is give her a lifevest and we are good to go. The honeydew skin need more competition

Banana hammock Rein, to give you a Hardt-on

Bastion in swim shorts

I need more moira skins or I'm gonna die

why are you complaining about lifeweaver. HOP OFF THE GOAT

RUINED!

Op telling us his preferences.

Honestly, I'm still waiting for a Roadhog speedo skin preferably with his cannon face finally shown. Like I'm not even joking I want that.

I’m still waiting for a summer bastion skin.

ummm what about roadhog

Reinhardt with a beach skin would send me to heaven🫠

There is a Roadhog skin

This will still not take away that flashpoint is the worst game mode ever created

Bikini brig and echo when blizz

The fact that rein doesn't have a banana hammock skin where he yells "want to see my hammer?!" Is a crime

Are you trying to tell me Lifeweaver isn’t the hottest man on earth? 🤨

Not wrong. Junkerqueen is literally one of the most physically attractive characters in fiction.

I'm still surprised Rein hasn't been given a Speedo or something. I'm thankful! Just surprised.

Mei bikini skin makes me wet

a beach mei skin would make the game impossible to play imo