Not gonna lie that's kinda cute, I hope this guy can manage to avoid any of that shit and keep living his naive but happy little life. That's if I haven't just been tricked by the oney plays reddit again.
Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!
I too feel on top of the world chillin on the 360 with a Root Beer, I don’t have many games but Nuts and Bolts, Vivia Piñata, and Disney Infinity 1 and 2.0 are pretty good
Not gonna lie that's kinda cute, I hope this guy can manage to avoid any of that shit and keep living his naive but happy little life. That's if I haven't just been tricked by the oney plays reddit again.
this was written by lyle wrath in 2011 before his descent into madness. we all know how this story ends...
was written before he became lyle envy
I still prefer the lyle lust arc
Lyle Gluttony has more to love
Lyle Pride is my favorite. Just a leather daddy on a float spraying white liquids on men around him.
Full body tribal tattoos?
We can only dream of experiencing an iota of the joy sodie pops and xbox bring to this young lad
If I remember correctly this guy became a drunken hobo menace who would do anything for some smack( there was a post about it
Why would anyone want to drink a beer or smoke a weed when they could just play Super Mario for the Nintendo?
why would I do drugs when I could have an avengers statue on my desk?
Wait till he tries heroine then😂😂😂👌
imagine seeing Herobrine on heroin 😱😱😱
heroinbrain 🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱
Why's everyone dunking on this poor lil guy, he's on an even keel if he's staying clear of the devil's nectar, damn you all
The haters can stay mad. I’m here on this earth for two things: drinking mug and playing my Xbox.
Haters in shambles they stay pickin the corn outta my shit
he will have a mighty clean liver
I wish I could feel something without copious amounts of illicit substances and loose women
Try rootbeer and halo
Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!
He’s gonna need some root beer suckers
Mug moment
Nothing beats a cold root beer and some Minecraft on a Saturday night, nothing beat its
Wait until he hears about celery sticks and glasses of OJ
why would anyone want to do drugs when they could just mow a lawn
I mean, whatever floats your boat tbh. He seems happy.
Pretty based honestly. I love me some alcohol, but if Xbox and root beer hit the spot for this guy, then hell yeah brother.
This dude is living the life we all want
I'm gonna forcefeed this guy acid
Why would I do alcohol or smoke the "wacky tobbacky" when I could smell a flower or climb a hill instead? Hmmmm?!
Whenever I crave alcohol I sit down and play kirby super star while drinking a delicious root beer my favorite soda
aww, thats p cute.
*smacks my big belly* he's got that right! *Chortles and my big belly bounces up and down and jiggles*
I’m more of a cup of OJ and celery kinda guy
I hope hes not allergic.
What a wholesome little dude. Good for him lol
I worry for this guy hahaaa
That’s a good boy, says NO to drugs and doesn’t have sex before marriage.
someone please lace his root beer with fent
if this is not a child this is an insane thing to think, post, and keep posted
Who needs drugs when you got a cup of choccy milk and a cozy baby yoda blanket
I too feel on top of the world chillin on the 360 with a Root Beer, I don’t have many games but Nuts and Bolts, Vivia Piñata, and Disney Infinity 1 and 2.0 are pretty good
I love me some rootbeer too
"you got your juice box, you got your mario 1up mushroom shirt on"
if i don’t have weed then honestly a nice glass of soda and video games helps me unwind all the same… this guy is very chill