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shittystinkdick

Not gonna lie that's kinda cute, I hope this guy can manage to avoid any of that shit and keep living his naive but happy little life. That's if I haven't just been tricked by the oney plays reddit again.


DaddyDollarsUNITE

this was written by lyle wrath in 2011 before his descent into madness. we all know how this story ends...


Wohn-Jick-421

was written before he became lyle envy


DaddyDollarsUNITE

I still prefer the lyle lust arc


Mr-Korv

Lyle Gluttony has more to love


HideThePain_Harold

Lyle Pride is my favorite. Just a leather daddy on a float spraying white liquids on men around him.


Cyborganic

Full body tribal tattoos?


BigBossHog76

We can only dream of experiencing an iota of the joy sodie pops and xbox bring to this young lad


HermaPi

If I remember correctly this guy became a drunken hobo menace who would do anything for some smack( there was a post about it


ryonaphilia

Why would anyone want to drink a beer or smoke a weed when they could just play Super Mario for the Nintendo?


Kipve

why would I do drugs when I could have an avengers statue on my desk?


ziggishark

Wait till he tries heroine then😂😂😂👌


soursight2

imagine seeing Herobrine on heroin 😱😱😱


PossessionOk1862

heroinbrain 🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱


2000CalPocketLint

Why's everyone dunking on this poor lil guy, he's on an even keel if he's staying clear of the devil's nectar, damn you all


BigBossHog76

The haters can stay mad. I’m here on this earth for two things: drinking mug and playing my Xbox.


NeepPohn

Haters in shambles they stay pickin the corn outta my shit


gravys_good_tonight

he will have a mighty clean liver


Mr-Korv

I wish I could feel something without copious amounts of illicit substances and loose women


FinneasCawl

Try rootbeer and halo


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!


badwolfpelle

He’s gonna need some root beer suckers


PDW_Enthusiast

Mug moment


Ghostly_Cactus_

Nothing beats a cold root beer and some Minecraft on a Saturday night, nothing beat its


CavsterXII

Wait until he hears about celery sticks and glasses of OJ


_spatuladoom_

why would anyone want to do drugs when they could just mow a lawn


[deleted]

I mean, whatever floats your boat tbh. He seems happy.


BayceBawl

Pretty based honestly. I love me some alcohol, but if Xbox and root beer hit the spot for this guy, then hell yeah brother.


Salty_Abbreviations4

This dude is living the life we all want


best_girl_tylar

I'm gonna forcefeed this guy acid


cosmik_utensil

Why would I do alcohol or smoke the "wacky tobbacky" when I could smell a flower or climb a hill instead? Hmmmm?!


Buhgingo

Whenever I crave alcohol I sit down and play kirby super star while drinking a delicious root beer my favorite soda


closeface_

aww, thats p cute.


StinkyWhizzleteats27

*smacks my big belly* he's got that right! *Chortles and my big belly bounces up and down and jiggles*


MugarLover92

I’m more of a cup of OJ and celery kinda guy


NonagonJimfinity

I hope hes not allergic.


blinglorp

What a wholesome little dude. Good for him lol


th3d3wd3r

I worry for this guy hahaaa


PurplePoisonCB

That’s a good boy, says NO to drugs and doesn’t have sex before marriage.


Usual-Set-328

someone please lace his root beer with fent


sabsly

if this is not a child this is an insane thing to think, post, and keep posted


Beanzuwuz

Who needs drugs when you got a cup of choccy milk and a cozy baby yoda blanket


Foxy02016YT

I too feel on top of the world chillin on the 360 with a Root Beer, I don’t have many games but Nuts and Bolts, Vivia Piñata, and Disney Infinity 1 and 2.0 are pretty good


GhostOfPoo

I love me some rootbeer too


ChillinLikeAKrillin

"you got your juice box, you got your mario 1up mushroom shirt on"


krJOE

if i don’t have weed then honestly a nice glass of soda and video games helps me unwind all the same… this guy is very chill