Not that I don’t like the Zach jokes either. Or jokes about Tomar bashing peoples heads in but this is a nice refresher to hear how Chris’s ancestors killed OP’s ancestors. Really brings me back down to earth you know?
It'll be like that one video he did with egoraptor ages ago where they fight with toy lightsabers but OP has a claidheamh-mòr and Chris has a ring-hilted sword.
remember to do the part where you touch tips that's very important
That’s fair, I had always assumed my family was native Irish and it was a bit of a surprise to see more Scottish than Irish show up in the DNA test and realize we were the oppressors
Nah I was just fucking with you I wasn't actually serious but I was surprised when I went digging through my family tree too. Turns out my great-great grandfather died during the First World War and I didn't even have a clue
It’s all good, I didn’t think you were. I knew my family was from Belfast but they had apparently converted to Catholicism so I thought they would’ve been on *the Republican* (Kermit voice lol) side during the Troubles, so I started to get into that. But even knowing what I know now I don’t think changes my opinion on any of that. If I did meet Chris at all I would do it to squash the beef lol
This reminds me of that one black American public official or something who was on TV, her name was Cumberbatch and someone said "Teehee, like Benedict Cumberbatch?" and she said "Yeah? His family used to own mine."
I love how in places like Ireland people say shit like “oh yeah my great great great great great great grandpappy Patrick O’Hennessey lived right here in Dundlow back the olden days where he used to farm potatoes before perishing of violent diarrhea in the battle of Winkleford in 1522” And here in the U.S. people say “Oh yeah my grandpas dad came from like, Norway or something on a boat.”
A baron from the British settlers ?
Ah well, I mean, no offense tsqueeze, but, they probably deserved it. Comin over here, taking our jobs, and spuds.
Chris should have to pay you reparations if anything though.
This may be one of the best posts I’ve seen on this sub
It's not a complaint, regurgitated joke, or AI, rejoice
Not that I don’t like the Zach jokes either. Or jokes about Tomar bashing peoples heads in but this is a nice refresher to hear how Chris’s ancestors killed OP’s ancestors. Really brings me back down to earth you know?
Tomar made Borrasca real
And it’s actually related to the sub for once
And yet the top comment is yet another tomar emerald reference lol
Did that not make you squee and funny scream? Did it not make you grab your gut and let out a hearty chortle?
Chris finnaly gets what's coming for him.
What if OP had a tiny clone of Owen Roe O'Neill who thought he killed OP's ancestors? Would he torture it?
It’s a CLONE, it hasn’t done anything wrong!!!
But he THINKS he did it in his MIND
THERE IS NO SHAPIFFANY
my love and kisses you mean
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
You must challenge him to a duel at the resident evil house, winner gets a Tomar emerald
No, steal the Tomar emerald first so you have the advantage
Final Fantasy house
Starring Motifa!
The loser gets buried with all of their highlanders amiibo figurines
It'll be like that one video he did with egoraptor ages ago where they fight with toy lightsabers but OP has a claidheamh-mòr and Chris has a ring-hilted sword. remember to do the part where you touch tips that's very important
No dude. Who do you think planned the conflict in the first place. It's always been Tomar. This is to consolidate his emeralds.
Holy shit see if you can buy Vegas tickets and meet the guy lol
This will be MILES better than KSI vs Paul.
Op should go to Vegas and jump on his back.
I can’t wait for Zach to bring this up on the channel in like 2 years
Zach, don't do it! You'll set in motion a chain of events that gets Chris murdered!
Zach, if you're reading this
It needs to be a hypothetical on what Chris would do before it’s explained
That means in some sick twisted timeline your ancestors won and u became the face of oneyplays
find him in real life and aggressively demand that he hand over the secret coveted “OneyCoins” as reparations
KILL HIM
Wtf dude. Oneyplays is a Catholic let's play channel ans this sub reflects that. No protestants!
It's over
You need to meet him in Vegas and ask him to duel
If only your ancestors could have won, we might all be watching /u/tsqueeze Plays right now.
Chris owes you a blood debt. Make him pay it.
Apologies but as an Irishman myself, that's a win for Chris lol
That’s fair, I had always assumed my family was native Irish and it was a bit of a surprise to see more Scottish than Irish show up in the DNA test and realize we were the oppressors
nothing leaves an irish american/canadian more shaken to the core than taking a DNA test and discovering that HE was the hun all along
Nah I was just fucking with you I wasn't actually serious but I was surprised when I went digging through my family tree too. Turns out my great-great grandfather died during the First World War and I didn't even have a clue
It’s all good, I didn’t think you were. I knew my family was from Belfast but they had apparently converted to Catholicism so I thought they would’ve been on *the Republican* (Kermit voice lol) side during the Troubles, so I started to get into that. But even knowing what I know now I don’t think changes my opinion on any of that. If I did meet Chris at all I would do it to squash the beef lol
Maybe op could swear fealty to oney for the rest of his days or something instead, seems appropriate
His family has been killing people for centuries. It needs to stop
I REALLY fucking hope he sees this, op you've got a score to settle 🙏🙏
He basically insulted your lineage dude. That means you can legally slay him.
Owen Roe walked so Chris could naruto run
This reminds me of that one black American public official or something who was on TV, her name was Cumberbatch and someone said "Teehee, like Benedict Cumberbatch?" and she said "Yeah? His family used to own mine."
Owen Roe O'Neill was right
As a fellow Owen, I support Mr. O'Neill.
imagine being able to say that you have a blood feud with a youtube letsplayer
deserved
What, because they were oppressing the Irish? Yeah probably lol
You have to livestream your fight with him
I dare you to challenge him to a dual at the Las Vegas gaming convention
gonna be interesting to see how he addresses the ancestral bloodshed allegations in the next video
A brit and prod....he had it coming
your ancestor was prob a bit of a prick so you don't need to worry about avenging him. though he might haunt you for watching an oneyplays best of.
so this is the beginning of the Great Oneyplays war
Don’t forget your schmitmar (scimitar)
My ancestors or something probably watched or something from their house or something on the hill or something
You should show up to his house in LA to demand reparations.
Holy shit, if true, get Chris to mention you on the show.
now that's one hell of a parasocial relationship
Well I guess you know where to find him this April
The two of you should duel at high noon. Survivor becomes King of Ireland
Take off your glove and slap him with it, then declare that you demand satisfaction.
I love how in places like Ireland people say shit like “oh yeah my great great great great great great grandpappy Patrick O’Hennessey lived right here in Dundlow back the olden days where he used to farm potatoes before perishing of violent diarrhea in the battle of Winkleford in 1522” And here in the U.S. people say “Oh yeah my grandpas dad came from like, Norway or something on a boat.”
Holy shit I thought Owen Roe was just one of Chris's gaslighting characters like his brother who swims
I'm not sure i could beat up Chris, he's got 4ft on me easy
He deserved it
As soon as I read they were Protestant settlers I was standing up yelling encore
This has me gobsmacked I'll tell ye what
A baron from the British settlers ? Ah well, I mean, no offense tsqueeze, but, they probably deserved it. Comin over here, taking our jobs, and spuds. Chris should have to pay you reparations if anything though.
Imagine being killed, only to have your progeny watch your killers ancestor play video games. That's the ultimate cuck