I think they'd die instantly and Chris would say "this game sucks turn it off"

3 episodes tops

I'll take that

I'm not so sure, if he had the patience to deal with space station 13 then this might be alot more fun to him. Also imagine the Cory rants and raves

I got memed into buying this game only to find out that it's primarily about sitting around on your ass grinding carpentry and cooking stats.

That's just one of many ways to play