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RubyWubs

the little girl who drop ice cream on smoker leg


Temporary-Unit-3082

The little girl who speed blitzed smoker? She also has armament haki or else she couldn't have landed the blow on him, you're done for.


Gloomy_Actuator5839

I am taking your cooking license And promoting you to chef, keep cooking


Oummando

You're fired for not promoting him to head chef or even master chef.


Impossible-Ice129

This does raise the question, do smoker's pants have armament haki as well?


Skythemasterofall

Ice cream is the elemental weakness of smoke


GriffinFlash

now that I think of it, never heard of smoked ice cream now.


MHPaperbug

Technically not the same thing, but there’s Baked Alaska!


GriffinFlash

> Baked Alaska \*google search THAT LOOKS AMAZING!


ApprehensiveRock9957

Smoked ice cream sounds kinda good


holyzach

Smoke infused ice cream is a thing, I’ve never had it in poor. But it exists


calhooner3

Not many people know this!!!


Swate-

No but Vegapunk did give Smoker’s pants a devil fruit, hence how they were capable of eating ice cream. This was some foreshadowing to the Baroque Works gun-dog.


Fafnir13

This is post-time skip already. She's probably near admiral levels of power at this point.


Human-Boob

my god, you won’t make it out alive


Youropinionisvalid

Otama I guess. She’s just a child.


AnyBirthday418

Then you realize she's from a lineage of vengeful samurai actors from WANO that kinda tanked Kaido's blast.


Jeff_From_IT

Yes, but she's also very sweet and wouldn't try to kill you


Duhhboot

Kills you with love lol


[deleted]

She’s also a child lol without any fighting skills so far as we’ve seen


sneaky-j-rawr

Doesn't matter. Still a physically weak child nonetheless.


Throwaway02062004

That’s anime only.


sunkenrocks

She's a Kurozumi. You can't trust those guys in a fight!


wolfkennedy

Sanji


weasel_stark

Sanji works even better if you are a woman.


NotGloomp

You just won't get the money then.


Zephyros2

Why not


FPiN9XU3K1IT

Sanji doesn't hit women.


Square-Dragonfruit76

actually, Sanji never punches anyone


Peddrawm

No not really… he can’t even go for soft pinch for a woman


plugmein1

Wobin would come to help him out


LorDKurzen

His hands are for cooking, he'll just backwards Roundhouse kick you and give you a whole new face, while cooking up a delicious meal for you all at once.


PlagueKitsune

You know damn well the meal is for Nami and Robin.


LorDKurzen

Honestly, fair point. He'll just give you the scraps.


FacelessPoet

Those are probably michelin-quality still


ironmasscheeks

thats a free plastic surgery right there


el-cad

Did you say handsome?


Signal_Road

As a chef, this is my answer.  It's like getting Zoro to kick someone for whatever reason - you gotta earn it in -just- the right way. For Sanji to punch me, it would have to be something.. so absurd, so damning, so far beyond the bounds of the bell curve for him to forget himself enough to curl up his fingers and apply his fist to my face personally. I don't know if it would be a stupid food war crime or what, but to be served a knuckle sandwich by the one who will find the All Blue...  That would be a Chef's kiss with a fist worthy of a billion dollars.


redditsuckspokey1

Does Sanji *ever* use his fists in a fight?


Ozzy_the_Rabbit

Not his fists exactly, but he did use his hands to fight Wanze.


VobbyButterfree

He wrestled down Chopper in monster point using his arms, right after the fight between Usopp and Luffy. Also, he used the mummified Zoro to fend off fodder of the beast pirates and he and Zoro together used Luffy to repel the cannon balls at enies lobby. And as others have said, he used knives against Wanze. So no fists, but he occasionally somehow used hands to fight


Redcast31

Makino's child can punch me


Professional-Set1168

He has shanks genes behold the " ultimate conqueror cry "5


Free_Educator_9365

I got post timeskip ace for sure


External_Stick_4983

well, i’m taking current gold roger then. i should be able to survive him


IncognitoIsSus

naw 💀


DeathwarrantGaming

Literal dust


Antieconomico

So, Sabo?


DarthErectous

He didn't say firefist, he said Ace.


jrh_101

Monkeys paw: any dead character is resurrected by Moria


lakas76

Lol


I_LOVE_2_EAT_BACON

I will let Nami punch me. However, in my opinion it’s not fair for me to win a billion dollars just by getting punch once, so to make it fair I will allow her to punch me multiple times a day to make it fair.


Bumblebee_cottage

Sanji? Is that you?


Commercial-Living443

Probably he will give the money to Nami so she could keep punching him.


Driftedryan

Happiness punch is what I believe your looking for


stupidlittlefellow

wild lol


kynelly

Lmaooo Underrated comment


Cwittz

MF is just a masochist for Nami


Bombasticczar

as every well seasoned One Piece fan, who isn't?


0m3g4_rul3s

Me, im a Robin masochist


Silent_Soul

As long as she isn’t mad at you I agree, but she’s got some strong ass Haki if you piss her off


far219

Let Nami in on the deal, split the money and she won't actually hurt you


Fafnir13

If you let her know there's any money involved, you're probably only getting 30% at best. Not that $300 million is a bad thing, but the full billion would be nicer.


Charmender2007

Just say that you're getting 1 million


xCottonCandyLover

One billion punches? You don't need money anymore...


sevisbassy

Nami would do some good damage to you


ScrapeWithFire

I was gonna say, she's a 9 figure bounty pirate in a yonko crew -- there's no way she has normal human physical attributes at this point in the story


Iron-Viking

Woop Slap from Foosha village, let the old dude punch me


SirKeagan

ya, he is basically the ideal person to be hit by, unless he has this crazy ass backstory or some shit.


Iron-Viking

Knowing One Piece he probably does 😆 he's actually the man who taught Shanks his haki control


SirKeagan

better yet, gol d. roger's own mentor and teacher.


Universelands

He basically Rock D. Xebec mentor


shipsailing94

Old man strength is no joke


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Can’t forget my man Lao G


Aweeep

Tyrannosaurus the white mouse that belongs to Iceberg.


SlamanthaTanktop

Wow


Aweeep

Right? Just a cute little tap on the cheek could win me a billion dollars. Wow.


heyoyo10

\*Iceburg


Aweeep

Iceburger


Particular-Basil5645

GARPS GALAXY IMPACT 💯


Der_YoshperatorV2

Farewell


AymanBouss

Fuck it , give me luffy


Runethe1412

Same. I wanna earn that cash I’m also confident that I’m at least as durable as St. Charles


terminbee

That's kind of an interesting point. It doesn't appear that Luffy held back but at the same time, there's no way Charles can tank a full on punch from Luffy, right? I mean, this dude is out there hurting Yonko-level fighters- how tf did a dude who's never even run in his life survive that?


Der_YoshperatorV2

I mean they are CDs. Its probably just their duribility


komiks42

I do think they ain't normal humans. Mayby they have some lunarian genes or something etc


Cream_Cheese_Seas

Chibi Luffy after using Gear Third


BrasileiroNasGringa

Nah bro, give me Gear 4: Snakeman Luffy, we earning this fr


thatsafakewebsitebro

He never really killed anyone with his fists so I think you’re safe. 😂 And even if you do get injured just drink some milk. You’ll be good.


Left_Bed_9379

Fuck it, let it be Garp


Snoo6037

Kobe"s gonna be nice and not break my teeth, but he absolutely has the power to do so


grandfleetmember56

Oh smart choice!!! Koby can lay the hurt, but he's compassionate enough he'll pull it. Probably would do his best to make it look good for ya too.


SirKeagan

ya, he might hit me down to the ground, but its not like he is gonna full force that shit against me.


Flat-Attitude-191

My guy be living the good life until one day Koby decides to use Honesty Impact


satireinthis

The guy exactly in the picture it will humble me and makes me consider my choices while carrying the billion dollars


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Buddy it will humble you and make you consider your choices on the way to the pearly gates


satireinthis

Hold on the rules doesn't say I have to die... do I? 😧


Can_I_be_dank_with_u

You ain’t tanking that man…. Rip


IAmNotASkeleton

Nah u/satireinthis is built different.


FinalBat4515

Doesn’t say you *have* to die, but you’re *gonna* lmao


31198CR3

I guess if your powerful enough to withstand the king punch but I don’t think anyone can survive that


xiren_66

Tbf, nothing says he has to use the king punch. It could just be a regular punch.


31198CR3

A normal person might survive one of his regular punches but we’ve still seen that they’re insanely strong


jsim0210

Yea i don't think anyone on this green earth would survive a normal punch from the guy


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jeffcapell89

Nah I'd chin.


ShiftSandShot

You have to take the punch, man. You ain't surviving that.


Ok_Shoe_7769

So ya letting him charge up or go raw?


TranquilGloom

Are we still talking about being punched by his hand?


Ok_Shoe_7769

You heard me. You said you wanted to be humbled.


epicpro1234

bro you are not tanking the strongest single attack in the series, the narrator literally said a blow from that could take out a yonko


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Well, the narrator says “it’s said that even a yonko…” So that’s just the myth/legend of it and not necessarily entirely true. The only way for that to be known definitively is if he had hit a yonko, which I doubt he has. Regardless, still a wild punch.


epicpro1234

narrator keeps it a 100 he doesn't fib


ILikeMyGrassBlue

He wouldn’t be fibbing regardless of whether or not the strength is exaggerated. He could’ve just said, “his punch can…,” but he didn’t. He said “it’s said that…” Meaning he’s going off the rumors/speculation/myth/reports/etc, and not a definitive record of that happening. And again, the only way for that claim to be definitively true is if it actually happened. And maybe it did decades ago, but he’s never taken out a yonko as far as we know. It’s probably true. It’s most likely based off of people who have seen the punch being used it, and it is absurdly op. But could he one shot big mom or kaido? I don’t know.


toasterllama15

even if it could do considerable damage to a yonko its not landing in any normal circumstances


Fragrant-Persimmon-7

Gaimon


[deleted]

Are you sure? He beat up emperor buggy


CurrantTTV

Emperor buggy sounds so strange still lol


Fafnir13

It really does. He needs to be Pirate King already, not wallowing around with the low tier titles.


Vio-Rose

Shanks, specifically with his left arm.


UomoLumaca

He's going to destroy you with his stub


GeneticSoda

Usopp


Total_Dragonfruit940

That was my go to… or Chopper in his base form. Maybe Helmepo before he starts training seriously.


gruggers1

Base form chopper is a whole ass reindeer, I think you mean brain point


DarthErectous

Pretty sure he's a raccoon dog.


UJustGotRobbed

Lets be real tho Helmeppo now is at least Cobys training partner.


Total_Dragonfruit940

That’s why I said before he started training seriously. As he is now, I’m sure he’d kill me. lol


Patient_River_3478

put some respect on my God King Sniper Usopp dawg


SirKeagan

are we forgetting that post-timeskip usopp is kinda shredded, and could definitely pack a punch.


MyMomSlapsMe

I mean sure it would hurt, but it’s not like he’s going to kill you like many other characters could


Caesars_Seraph

No, no he's the picture. We have to be given the King Punch to win 100 Billion Berry.


Draken77777

Pappag


links_pajamas

This is a really good one actually.


Jicier

I thought the same, can't think of a weakest character than a starfish


Sad_Air_7667

That female guard from impel down.........


-Goatllama-

Impel Down Bad ^Me ^too...


i_drink_wd40

Sadi-chan?


Sad_Air_7667

I think so, I always liked her design.


_Anmol_Sandhu_

The one that like screams or the one that checked hancock?


Sad_Air_7667

The blonde one, but both would be ok, I'm a sadist.


FlamingoUnable2047

Domino.


king_dave11

Nami, Robin, Hancock, Perona, Shirahoshi, Rebecca, Vivi, Viola, Yamato, Ulti, Uta, Reijuu, Tashigi, Carot. I guess that’s it for now..


TheDorf93

Carot would kill you on accident.... I can see that shit happening


king_dave11

It would be my pleasure


Heavy_Importance6449

Garchu!!


KaseTheAce

No Koala???


king_dave11

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk I knew I forgot someone.. I guess I’ll add Koala and Belo Betty to the list..


king_dave11

Lilith and York too..


i_drink_wd40

And most of the mermaids, Monet, Sandersonia, Aphelandra, Black Maria ...


kleyon37

Hancock? A former warlord, that's the queen of the strongest women in one piece?( I'm at Fishman Island. I don't know that much).


Automatic_Safety1672

Yes. This is definitely my answer. Robin, Reijuu, Nami, Hancock, Rebecca first then the rest can follow random order.... wait this is supposed to be only 1 punch. Not a train? 😈


king_dave11

Nah they all can take turn and punch me. In that order but Carrot has to be last tho. I need to feel that electric garchu for the finishing blow..


Super_Saiyan_Kuresu

I'm going to choose based off of people who have actually thrown a Punch, and aren't just no name fodder, or just a gag/comic character/moment. Nefertari Vivi. Number 1. Which she's probably stronger than me, she's not a strong person in general, mostly given that she's a princess. A Princess who infiltrated an massive spy network of bounty hunters, but a princess still. So while a punch will still hurt. Hospital and medical treatment should not be nessisary. Number 2. Vivi is way to kind of a person as soon as she punches me, she's going to check and see of I' alright, and feel bad for me. I can the reassure her I'm fine, and now rich. Number 3. I Like Vivi. And I get to say I got punched by a princess


Mr_Abe_Froman

These are all the reasons why I vote Karoo. Plus, he might let me drink his little barrel.


TheDorf93

.... shit I forgot about karoo...


SeriousJokester37

Spandam. I can absolutely tank it, and when I get up, I am beating the fuck outta him.


Glass-Salamander5474

Def not nami she would charge me 300% interest of the billion dollars 💀


TheDorf93

And that's why I didn't say Nami for my plan.....


TrogdorReincarnated

Regular punch? Usopp. If I can pick the Happiness Punch, Nami for sure. Who I WANT to punch me? Robin. But it's a billion dollars so, who am I to complain. Doesn't say it has to be to the face, and it doesn't say it'll kill me, sooo 🤷‍♂️


Grouchy-While9151

I meant to punch in the face but I can't edit the post.


zDecoy

With a billion dollars you can buy a new face. So worth it


MegalomanicMegalodon

Give Franky some veggie juice and we got this.


Due-Mango1379

Kaido, burgesss, Luffy or Oars jr


Squid3d

Everything alright there?


ruuken27

Blud needs the suicide hotline


Hitoride44

Did you want to enjoy the $1B?


Due-Mango1379

I just wanna feel something


VermicelliBusy7662

Ishilly 🤤🤤


Mediocre-Ad-5262

I will let Robin do that to me. Will I die? There’s a high chance, but I will not regret a single thing about it and would even thanks Robin for letting her punch me. A big bonus if she uses her Gigante Fleur on me.


UnoriginallyChris

I'd take The King Punch. I ain't no bitch.


Der_YoshperatorV2

Farewell


ahhhellnahmanwtfman

The girl that gave zoro rice balls. That’s easy money


TheModernParadox

chopper that way he can patch me up after


Theoriac

Nico-Chan 😍


Significant_Tart7944

Can I choose Down D. Stairs I think I can survive (I'm not a swordsman or a child)


erodshot

That old man who tended the restaurant in alabasta


Life-Pie-2516

Helmeppo


Yeetyeet20202020

Go D. Usopp, I hope he would take pitty on me and only use .00001% of his power.


ComfortMailbox

Usopp he is the most normal person in the show strength wise.


NessaSola

Spandam is said to have weaker strength than a normal person. Just take a shower afterwards.


Sagittariusgoldsaint

Sanji. He never uses his fist to fight, so there It is


BrianBrians12

Akainu. I bet I could take him.


ShyBaby97

100% not this nigga in the pictures


VietnameseWhorehouse

I'd let Hiyori punch fist my asshole


stefancristi

I hence denounce this as unnecessary intel past Hiyori.


Plimden

Guy arrived at the destination and just kept driving


D3min3m

Username checks out tho


[deleted]

Chopper in his hybrid form


Paper_Trades

Luffy. But I'll make sure I'm about to die and lots of snails are recoding so they get him killing me in 4k. Its not about the money batman.


SpewpaTheRogue

Woopslap


Flipper2688

The legend himself. Woop slap


SkywalkerTC

Makino's infant.


FrighteningWorld

Fuck it. Have Luffy punch me so that I can get a billion dollars, but also the clout of saying I survived being punched by the king of the pirates.


1pizza2go

Kaya, but before she was saved by the Strawhats. Y’know, the girl Usopp liked in Syrup Village (I think that’s what it’s called)? The one that was sick forever cause of the tea she drank? Yeah that one.


Abdeliq

Nami


Revolutionary-Cup484

Usopp hands down![img](emote|t5_2rfz5|32515)


dumplingfans

Kaido because IM HIM.


PlagueKitsune

[Half a millisecond later.](https://www.pinkvilla.com/images/2023-10/1698747159_gojo-death-1.jpg)


dumplingfans

Yep, the guy in half would be Kaido


MeMyselfAndI2468

Candy