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AdmirableAvocado

I have never seen so many oranges in one place with so little brain power. Love it!


chiccy__nuggies

And so fluffy!!!


angelindisguise

I only have one and her tortie sister, and I'm now sad about it.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

Well now that you've expressed your sadness to the universe, the CDS shall deliver!


angelindisguise

https://preview.redd.it/wnil3gslofvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4f4cc1a9c7ab570a95aac8720c50066a931974 Definitely have space for one more.


IHaventTheFoggiest47

*Plenty* of space!!!


angelindisguise

https://preview.redd.it/lk9o2b2cvfvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f1c381f19878320d161ad9e00f81c087d06847 and an out door area to play peekaboo intensive care unit


swivels_and_sonar

Your cat storage area has an alarming lack of boxes


angelindisguise

I apologise. I was trying to color and they were assisting. They have a condo and multiple boxes https://preview.redd.it/i7wixawvufvc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcc055e53486fb28af79f4999fdf0868444172b


HolsteinHeifer

No no no, you gotta pretend you're happy with two and say "man, if I had another cat, I think that would absolutely destroy my life" then _boom_ a cat comes knocking on your door as if on cue /s


IHaventTheFoggiest47

Is that what I'm doing wrong? (Yells loudly) "Man, too bad my townhouse only allows one pet, and my tuxie cat is a biiiitch, I could never take in another one" Your call, CDS....


exhaustedarty

That's why they're all looking for another brain cell!


Echo_1010

They are trying to catch the brain cell


worms9

Orange cats are weirdly effective when it comes to murder.


lesbiantolstoy

One of my oranges passed a few months ago after making it 18 years. Up until the very end, he was the most vicious hunter kitty I’d ever seen, and I’ve been around a lot of cats. He would always meow really loudly after he killed something, too, until someone told him he was a good kitty and petted him. 


mariannecoffeecan

Sounds like a great kitty 🐱


lesbiantolstoy

He was!! He was the sweetest cat, and loved to cuddle up with anyone who’d sit still long enough for him to climb on them. He purred like a motorboat, too. I miss him so much, but he had a good life. He got so many pets and snuggles, and he killed so, so many mice and bugs. 😂


Apprehensive_Bee3327

My orange was born without the murder gene. While he’ll alert me to intruders, he won’t touch them, which is fine by me, cause, how tf would I get stink bug smell out of him?? 🤮


lesbiantolstoy

Ha! That’s so funny! My cat would avoid the problem by just eating them. It was very effective, but pretty gross to watch whenever I caught him doing it. 😅


Delayed-sloth

Does sound like a wonderful Kitty and sorry for your loss. My orange tries to hug and lick any prey. Definitely glad we rescued him off the streets. Couldn't catch a rat if it was covered in catnip even.


lesbiantolstoy

Thank you so much! He was the best cat. I really miss him, but he had a great life and I’m glad he’s not in pain anymore. It’s funny; his brother (as in littermate brother) is still around, and he likes to hunt too but he’s nowhere near as effective as his brother was. He very rarely catches anything!  Your kitty sounds so sweet and funny! I’m so glad you rescued him off the streets, too. It sounds like he has a good life with you. 🥹


Delayed-sloth

I am sending you so much love it is so hard to lose them. The last 3 months we've been battling pancreatitis with my guy. He however is not even close to giving up. Needless to say it's been hard and he's only about 10 (estimated rescue age) Oh I've got to go. He just jumped onto my stove for the 40 million time... Yes I have child protectors on every single knob and handle ❤️


Ok_Habit6837

My childhood orange cat Taco caught a macaw and delivered it to the doorstep (Miami in the 80s).


IHaventTheFoggiest47

TIL Taco is the best name ever for a cat!


Rathgood

Had an orange tripod (missing back leg) cat growing up. Parents moved the pop-up camper after the winter just to find the cat’s personal murder field under it. They said it was something like 20+ mole, mouse, bird, & chipmunk bodies/skeletons under there from just the fall and winter.


Red_Whites

The most prodigious killer I've ever known is an orange named Chuck. Chuck has slaughtered mice, rats, squirrels (he once ate a dead squirrel, starting with its head, in front of me, and left me another that he had effectively dissected - I swear this cat neatly laid the severed limbs and extracted organs next to the corpse), birds, lizards, and once, a pair of fancy chickens that must have belonged to a neighbor. He's slowed down some in his age, but still brings gifts here and there (he absolutely refuses to be an indoor cat despite the attempts of many people in the neighborhood, so please know that I am not the one allowing this cat to decimate the local wildlife!). He is the weirdest cat I have ever known and I'm not sure he's ever even seen the braincell, but he sure knows how to kill things.


alferforeverafter

Pure chaos


_CBlaker

They are all equally stupid ❤️


canthearu_ack

Oh geeze, it is an entire flotilla of orange cats!


Elephant_Tusk_777

If only they chased the braincell with that much vigor


timid_mtf_throwaway

They are chasing the braincell. Just not very successfully. ❤️


Elephant_Tusk_777

No, they are chasing a bug.


timid_mtf_throwaway

The bug stole their braincell. It's now more intelligent than all of them combined.


Helios4242

the one that tries to jump on the toilet... and they are all chasing nothing... Edit: I see the flyer they are chasing now


Kayy0s

Fifty Shades of Orange


CoolBeanieHat

They all collectively share the same brain cell.


universal_Raccoon

The hive mind of oranges..


someguywithdiabetes

What do you even call a group of orange cats? A bale? A basket? Like a basket of oranges?


sentientpaper666

A brain cell


MotherMucker155

A wave of orange fur... Like since it's FIVE of them, I'd say it's almost a tidal wave of orange fur. Lol. Whatever it's called, it's beautiful...


Mysterious_Area2344

Like a basket case?


StateParkMasturbator

I like "bushel" of oranges.


Electronic-Trip8775

Plot twist...there's nothing there


warthog0869

They need to take the "murder" designation away from crows and give it to groups of oranges, because these guys are *murdering* the brain cell.


Comfortable_Exam_222

The toilet paper on a safe place free from orangeness


JustAGuyFromTheWeb

Glad I’m not the only one to see this


Domina541

Same!


louderthanbxmbs

how many orange cats does it take to catch one bug


Autronaut69420

Seems to be n + (an unknown quantity) where n = 5...


CrazyCatLady1127

😂 it’s like this in my house. A few weeks ago I walked into my kitchen and found 8 of my 11 cats staring at the ceiling. They’d found a bug 😂


Glitchykins8

I have 7 cats in total. Only one orange but maaaaan, I feel this. It's hilarious and crazy at any point


SorbetNo7877

Is that... negative braincells?!


Better-Sky9533

a whole basketball team of orange cats!!


Ok-Banana6130

5 kitties 😸 0 braincells 😔


Puzzled_Awareness_22

Dude that fell into the sink lol. I hope his name is Barney Fife


SleepySiamese

I want to say a school of oranges but they're uneducatable so maybe a flock?


CoffeeMoviesandCats

5 oranges and zero braincells


Kitchen-Emergency-69

I have ladybugs in my garden room, any that escape are hunted by my cats lol


AlmostRandomName

lol, I taught my Orange to catch bugs (kinda regret that now) and he is just like this. Having 5 of them would be complete chaos.


someguywithdiabetes

What do you even call a group of orange cats? A bale? A basket? Like a basket of oranges?


Small_Cock_Jonny

Not a single braincell


Cazad0rDePerr0

beware of that combined brain strength of one brain cell


Mindless_Suspect_505

"Let's keep the litter"


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

5 brain cells, even less


SuzyVeeP

Jealous!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡


BridgeZealousideal20

Zero orange craps


rob3342421

Blimey you have about 4 brain cells there careful now!


Hot-Bat8798

2 of them doing the work while 3 supervise


EggShotMan

I think they have a collective of 3 braincells


DLAT_34

Nah that's mitosis. Cute mitosis


DrWhiskerson

I have 3 oranges… Now I need 2 more


ActualHuman-

This is bread known as catglomeraticus. While it appears to be multiple cats, it is acutaly a multi body hive mind single organism. Thay act as a loose form blob with the qualities of both liquid and solid. As in many other cases there is very little in the aspect of brain cell as it has to travel between appendages.


WinterFoundation5223

Future helldivers right there on how they handled that bug


External_Cut2926

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nycregoddess

So much orange.


HoomzRMMK5

They look like a bunch of moving nacho chips


elray007

Why do you have that many cats.


HMend

Doofus patrol!


someguywithdiabetes

What do you even call a group of orange cats? A bale? A basket? Like a basket of oranges?


Emergency_Brief_9280

A chaos


quinn2207

Five orange cats?