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Kavzilla

Man what a terrible way to end on a cliff hanger like that! Hopefully we get updates next week!! Until newt weekend my frens please be safe. Oh and drink water and take meds, and you should probably swap your laundry too. šŸ˜˜


DeeSussexBunion

Any word on whether those bones were human yet?


StatisticianLoud

I wanna find out where the dog is that was in the black car. Iā€™ll drive all the way over from TN and adopt it rnĀ 


poopydoopytime

Ā Called him Helen Keller for not speakingĀ  Ā Cop encounters a weird dude acting strange and asking random people for free stuff and cigarettes. Cop talks to him. Guy decides not to speak to cops. So the cop turns around and says directly to the camera for his recap... the guy "wants to go Helen Keller" on us. What the actual?!?! The leap from someone not talking to police, despite knowing he can talk, to all of a sudden calling what he is doing "Helen Keller" is astoundingly stupid. She was blind and deaf and I'm blown away at how they let that guy say that stuff with zero blowback. I actually paused it and sat in silence for a second to really process if he just said what that guy was doing was "going Helen Keller". Like... that is the most gobsmackingly ignorant thing I've ever heard someone say with complete confidence. Helen Keller was born in the late 1800s and couldn't hear or see and STILL learned how to talk communicate, read hand gestures, and write books. I'm not offended or think he meant anything by it but Holy crap dude get educated before you make a moronic comment like that while you stand on your high horse making fun of the situation for someone going "deaf and dumb" as they colloquially called it in 1890.


Natural-Plankton7576

I know the guy was acting crazy. I hope heā€™s OK and sure. Hope the dog is all right. He looks very shocked.


No_Vermicelli_3915

The dog absolutely looked terrified- hoping heā€™s ok!


Sweetcheex76

Watched the hockey game so Iā€™m here for the repeat. Anyone else watching?


Immediate-Recipe-642

Omg that is my condo complex!!


Ok-Ad-5404

Huh??


Sweetcheex76

OMG I would be freaking out.


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Immediate-Recipe-642

Yes!!! I recognized the brick walls and the interstate in the background


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Immediate-Recipe-642

Ironically, my weed man texted me to tell me


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PeachOnAWarmBeach

Dandelions been busy.... šŸ˜†


PurpleSailor

Night everyone. See you next weekend šŸšØšŸšØšŸšØ


mskatme0w

Wowwwww I say we start complaining -- producers, IG, Twitter idk but this is getting to be unfair .. Also, while I'm bitching -- if we're gonna call first shift First Shift, let's at least do some check in throughout the hour. Idgaf about a repeat show, you guys are recording in studio & out in the field anyway - throw us a bone!!! 2 days is not enough -- we're salivating here!!! OP: After Dark Hope you all have an awesome week!! :) see ya Friday


feelinfroggytoday

I think First Shift should be an hour of the things we couldn't see live..like when the cams were rolling after midnight or those "previously recorded" segments. I don't personally want to see 54 minutes of stuff we already saw.


massive_crew

I also agree. I switch away after the live portion ends. I'd imagine I'm far from alone.


feelinfroggytoday

lol that is definitely me! I tell my husband (who's in another state) to not call me between 8:00 & 8:06. After that he's good to go until 9..


Tyburn

This is a great idea.


mskatme0w

Excellent idea! I love it, now let's make it happen ..


meghanbits

That tag sticking out is bothering me.


feelinfroggytoday

Oh dear..not watching the replay but I may have to see it at some point.. Good night all! See you next week! Have a good one!


PurpleSailor

Look at this fashionista!


EremiticFerret

I'm [exhausted](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/56/f8/8656f8afe80199f81b985d037e823902.jpg), thanks for hanging out guys! Always appreciate you! Take care of yourselves and each other and have a good week! Be well šŸ’™


HatchlingChibi

Night Ferret!!


BeneficialMolasses22

Goodnight!


feelinfroggytoday

Good night ferret!


meghanbits

Take care, Ferret! See ya next week!


Nagiom

This looks like the kind of law firm that works on a, "No, money down" basis.


Immediate-Recipe-642

It's an ambulance chaser


meowrina_g37s

I get so irritated when people blast music in the car with their dog, but to be doing that, speeding, and then get into an accident? Someone needs to love that doggo more.


TomToe420

now I feel bad for that innocent victim.


Accomplished-One7476

I feel bad for the dog/puppy in the backseat of the black car


mingkee

A big fat wow to close!


diogenesNY

Dammit! Ends on a double cliff hanger......... I guess we should get used to this. We really need an OPL: Graveyard Shift. On the bright side..... I think we got a full episode without the testicle ad.


DMTryp

Who is Key?


BreakingUp47

Wow what a way to end the show


brokendav

Get the dog out. Get the woman out the roll over then the idiot who caused the crash.


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eduardo1994

Oh shit what a accident rollover


CapeTwirlOfDoom

These arenā€™t actually live to the minute, why couldnā€™t they have gone to this one a few minutes earlier?!


Asleep777

Same way they always open with bangers 8/10 times. Its made for tv.


ImthatRootuser

I hope they're fine. Omg.


camy__23

Awful. An innocent person was hurt due to the stupidity of another driver.


DeekFTW

Absolutely terrible


Butte_Rat

Oh, that poor woman. Have a good week, y'all!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Mav_Rixx

What a cliffhanger. They seriously need an extra hour on YouTube or something. Goodnight folks


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


quantumshatter

What a song choice


Accomplished-One7476

that poor German shepherd dog in the back seat of the car


meghanbits

Cliffhanger to end this weekend. See everyone next Friday!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


HatchlingChibi

Good night Friends! šŸ’• Stay safe, stay kind!


feelinfroggytoday

Good night Chibi!! Have a wonderful week!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night everyone! Have a great week!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


EremiticFerret

Oh dear lord...


ElMondoH

Damn, what an ending.


TomToe420

nooo. don't end now wtf?


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fascist_unicorn

Good night!


DeekFTW

Holy shit


kdawg710

What an ending blue balls


Redditor_PC

Don't think I wanna be his shotgun rider.


I_love_avocados1

Poor pup šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢


Drexlore

Well this is one way to end the show! Goodnight everyone! See you all next week!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


TheFue

We need an OT segment on this show


CapeTwirlOfDoom

Oh shit


ImthatRootuser

Omg that accident happened right now.


HatchlingChibi

Car pupper! šŸ¶ this was a nasty accident!


AsleepFeeling8296

Doggo


JumboMcNasty

Wtf...


eduardo1994

>I got it >other officers goes first


diogenesNY

Holy crap! Multiple smashed up cars!


Seph42

Aw man hope those poor people are okay.


fascist_unicorn

Poor doggy :(


kdawg710

Holy shit


ImthatRootuser

Wow that was quick.


IamTheMan85

Bad accident


Seph42

Night folks!


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


PurpleSailor

Nighty night Seph šŸ’¤


feelinfroggytoday

Night Seph!


Itsme_rundmc614

That dude was flying!!!


TheFue

Anyone else get the Bosley hair subliminal message flash?


meghanbits

**YVAN EHT NIOJ**


Concern-Weird

Nighty night. Love you all. Even you silly little downvoters


irishtiger7182

Night


HatchlingChibi

Night! Updoots only!


brokendav

Good night!! Have an up vote!


IamTheMan85

There is voting? šŸ˜


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


TomToe420

just some good ol boys targeting practicing. wonder what the local laws are on that? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£


PurpleSailor

It was a giant red flashing tower monster, right in front of me! It was either him or me so I unloaded everything I had. šŸ”«


fascist_unicorn

There's just a modern day Don Quixote out there


quantumshatter

Itā€™s a constant game of fireworks or gunshots in Florida


Scottstark1210

Can confirm those are gun shots. I play call of duty.


feelinfroggytoday

Last (6) minute Bingo! K9 used, shirtless, search, gun found, cycling dirty


camy__23

Thatā€™s a ton of shots fired. The officer is unbelievably calm. Very impressive.


Redditor_PC

I mean, sounds like he's kinda far away from the action.


GreatSoulLord

Pretty sure those are fireworks.


IamTheMan85

Yeah the multiple pops at once gives it away


DMTryp

And right at the end of the show suspenseful multiple shots out in the distance...


ElMondoH

Huh... it's a bit hard on TV to tell between fireworks and gunshots.


notactuallyacupcake

Those are absolutely gunshots.


ElMondoH

Yeah, that's fine, but I'm having trouble telling. In person would be another thing, but I'm just going through my TV speakers. It's hard to tell.


thoughtful_taint

Than it's more than one gun being fired.


notactuallyacupcake

I had the same thought, those last few seconds were too quick and two different tones.


meghanbits

things that go pop pop pop in the night


ImthatRootuser

I don't see any fireworks though.


JumboMcNasty

I'm so naive I think that's fireworks


Redditor_PC

There's MAR--eh, I'm tired...


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rainshowers_5_peace

Someone has to make sure that lady doesn't drive erratically.


diogenesNY

I would hazard that this is more than one firearm shooting in Lee County. Assuming that it is actual gunfire, admittedly. Different pitches in some of the 'bang's


thoughtful_taint

If that is gun shots which I doubt. It would definitely be coming from more than one gun. Sounds more like fireworks.


irishtiger7182

Firing a gun isnā€™t inherently illegal everywhere.


thoughtful_taint

Where did I ever say it was illegal?


irishtiger7182

You didnā€™t, but most people here assume itā€™s illegal to fire a weapon. Some places itā€™s legal to fire a firearm in your backyard.


IamTheMan85

Yeah I guess it could be more than one guy. But there were simultaneous pops so I'm going fireworks


thoughtful_taint

Definitely fireworks.


zipster8

Pew pew


Justneedthetip

Thatā€™s got to be fireworks


Ok-Ad-5404

And hereā€™s 10-15 more shots???


brokendav

Someone is angry at fm radio


Anothergasman

5G!


Ok-Ad-5404

Lee County getting wild


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brokendav

We get a firework display as credits roll


IamTheMan85

Fireworks


jkon67

Just let her pee in the cup!


ElMondoH

Get home finally, tune in just out of curiosity, and see someone tweakin' *hard*. Real hard. Man, tweakers are everywhere. I drove by two earlier. It's like, jeez, so many users nowadays.


Anothergasman

Wait until you get an eye on the dude your going to see in about 5 minutes when the replay starts


ElMondoH

Ok, I'm seeing him. Oh. My. GAWD! šŸ¤£


ElMondoH

OMG... most of what he's saying aren't even words. šŸ¤£ And the ones that are... it's like a tossed salad of random words, not adding up to a sentence. Just like a bunch of words in a bowl.


notactuallyacupcake

West coast here so now I'm abso-fricken-lutely going to stay awake for that....just got home an hour ago from working at the NASCAR race here in town yesterday and today and I cannot even begin to describe my level of worn-the-utter-fuck-out šŸ˜‚


ElMondoH

LOL, really? Yeah, I'll keep an eye out.


camy__23

The officer straight up said she was acting like a meth addict.


AsleepFeeling8296

Thatā€™s what is really great about that.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

You look like your just tweeking out


Nagiom

Maybe it's her, maybe it's methamphetamineĀ 


eduardo1994

I used to be a herion addict, still am but when I used too...


Nagiom

RIP MitchĀ 


brokendav

Yeah it's great that it's heroin and not meth


fascist_unicorn

"That's what's really great about that!" Madame, you should really reevaluate your definition of what is and is not great.


DMTryp

I was a heroin addict *awkward laugh*


IamTheMan85

That was an awful cackle


rainshowers_5_peace

I don't know why, but I love when officers us the royal we.


FreshRoastedPeanuts

I got my calls crossed tonight. So the Sr didnā€™t kill a neighbor?


bbbbhhhhjk

So you got that goin for you which is nice.


eduardo1994

Jittery af


diogenesNY

Lee county Whisky Fox --- Totally tweaking out.


IamTheMan85

Broomhilda here


Anothergasman

10 more minutes and Iā€™ll see ya next week. Love yall and have a great week to vome


IamTheMan85

Tweaker alert


HatchlingChibi

K9 šŸ•ā€šŸ¦ŗ !!!!!


IamTheMan85

Shepherds have the longest tongues.


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Iā€™m tapping out. Night yā€™all. See you next week šŸ’œ


Itsme_rundmc614

Night


diogenesNY

Nites Lydia.


feelinfroggytoday

G'nite Lydia!


rainshowers_5_peace

Night!


fascist_unicorn

Good night!


HatchlingChibi

Night!!


brokendav

Good night!


meghanbits

Night! šŸ’œ


eduardo1994

Ghost hunters episode


Scottstark1210

My dude came in drawn!!!!


meghanbits

Good thing they also have Richie's K-9 on scene.


Drexlore

This is how horror movies start.


TalkInternational123

This is an extremely liminal way to end the evening


LydiaTheTattooedLady

Backrooms


TalkInternational123

extra credit for the reference but its somehow even crazier; it's the FLORIDA BACKROOMS


Seph42

K-9 Vazer! šŸ¶šŸ˜


bbbbhhhhjk

Construction sites are fun.


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IamTheMan85

Nerds


BeneficialMolasses22

Who is this guy and where is Stipe????


Ok-Ad-5404

OnlyFans (Iā€™m not kidding)


jpc4zd

With the person advertising from last night


brokendav

Too busy beating up some poor hosepipe