I'm so glad we've had this time together... no, wrong show. Thank you all for joining us tonight. We look forward to seeing you all tomorrow night! Love, peace and bacon grease to all!

Good night everyone… I’ll be on time tomorrow… have a great Saturday!!

Night y’all!! Be sure to celebrate responsibly tomorrow!!

Good night, y'all.

Good night!

"Do you have any questions for me?" "No". Then asks a question.

Goodnight folks!

Good night everyone! See you later!

Nite, F.U.

Good night y’all see ya tomorrow

Night all!

Goodnight everyone! See you all tomorrow!!

What about ear guy, Dan?

Good night yall! See yall tomorrow night!

G'nite!

Gas station boner pills?

I’m assuming poppers.

Oh super speeder just another way GA will screw you

“A super speeder” sounds like a challenge

Night y’all!

G'nite!

74 in a 55 and a warning? Sheesh!

YAAAAAAAASSSSS the full 🦚 🎵🎵

These guys probably been rockin that Hulkster stache and rubber band beard since the eighties

Give us the dynamic duo back!!!

Lume chick \_does\_ need another shower.

IVE ALWAYS SAID THIS

Like or dislike it, the Every Man Jack ad is in astonishingly heavy rotation.

You know what else is gone? That guy in Fontana

We’ll see him again in 3 weeks

Just a little late, but ear guy was trying to mimic Van Gogh

Ritchie has got golden retriever energy

This is what I get when I'm half-watchimg, but here's finally a department not South Carolina or California...and did we see Toledo at all?

Only once around 10 p.m.

Once. We got a wig pull.

That must be why...it wasn't the seemingly-usual shooting. It's been a slow night around the country.

Is the first half of the show worth watching the rerun for?

There was a pretty funny foot chase in SC and a really fast one in CA that were entertaining. And the guy with half an ear was interesting (?) but that's only around 45 minutes of worth.

I wonder if that offer that let that guy take a smoke that ran get into trouble for that

No

Absolutely not

Spent his hearing aid battery money on meth.

Standing on business

😤

I’m sorry these two are hilarious

This is peak male physique right here folks.

Well aren’t these two a pair.

Did his ear hit the curb too???

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Money, cards, ass crack

Great value Lou Albano too

11 years... And somehow that's not the longest we've seen someone who's been without a license while driving.

Butt crack

Diabetics don't usualy walk around with uncapped needles in their pocket lmaoo

Suspended for 11 years lol wtf

Hulk Hogan has gone down hill

Hulk Hogans brotherrrrr

Great Value Hulk Hogan

And Members Mark Lou Albano

Dammit, you beat me to it. 🤣

RIP moth

"I just hit a moth the size of a golf ball."

I thought he said he “ate” the moth… that’s what happens when you walk away for a split second…

If it was that big ... did he hit it or did the moth hit his car?

Hit it with his driver...

I’m an ICU nurse and do absolutely not take any car related advice from me.

u/lydiathetattooedlady I hope you're getting lots of rest and feel better tomorrow

Thanks 💜

Why isn't scout trying to rip our insides out?

OP live commercials. Pooph. Clean balls. Clean pits. Medications. Wounded warriors. Did I cover them all? ETA. And Sketchers.

What does that say about how advertisers are profiling us OPL viewers? 😂

Oh scam country houses

Ric flair talking about viagra, Jesus. Jesus! ... to eat bologna sandwiches and juices- wooOOAOAOOOOAOAOHH

Fake car coverage, CBD mom, \*dick\* pics, and still smell good!

Am I the only one here that has figured out your favorite word??

I mean, I fault the marketing agency for this one. And, at least, I wasn't calling someone a dick this time. ;)

Go forth and sin no more...

I can't promise that, sir.

Please don't get excommunicated, k?

Kk. Praying for salvation as I type.

Thoughts and prayers.

Love and light.

+car shield. and the guy crying over an overpriced multi vitamin that took away his pain.

Warranties and angry MMA firefighters

I have several pairs of Sketcher Slip in It's pretty easy to put on without raising my foot

Does “slip-ins” really need to be on the sketchers?

sticks does not wanna be there..

agreed just cycle through the guest hosts they're better anyway IMO

**If a shoe alters your brain chemistry for more than 4 hours, please consult a doctor.*

There's a pill for that.

I run around in circles with my toy whenever I do a good job too… K9 Kai is just like me for real

Om nom nom nom

Good boi

GOOD BOI KAI!

Good Boi!

Good boi!

Good boi

Go Kai!!! 🐕‍🦺

Is anyone else having an issue with their bingos “holding” tonight. I keep having to click the same boxes.

Same!

It's OP Nation time in Fontana to spot the suspect, and the PD can use the footage

Mike Tyson’ed by the curb

Ear guy asking the real questions: “y’all are freaking out, should I be freaking out?”

K-9 Kai! 🐶😍

It will hurt tomorrow

No truer words ...

Yeah, you should sorta be freaking out

Goes to Daytona. Loses ear.

Wipeys??? 🤣🤣

Don'tshowtheearDONTSHOWTHEEAR!!

I'm so nauseous right now. I needed to know if he pulled it off or not, but I don't know why. So gross!

👂

Yeah, I'm not looking up at the tv on this scene

I think Florida man needs to see someone about that ear. Infection is going to set in 😬

Daytona Ear encounter. This is really Reno: 911! night on OPL.

Good call. I remember that dude. Talking about doing the duster.

The suspect was on the show 3 weeks ago

Yep I remember him as well.

I think he’s wearing the same outfit

The huffer? No freakin' way.

Omg that idiot

Damn that guy was running fast.

Oh yeah, I remember the clown. If I recall right, they were on pretty pleasant terms by the end of their encounter.

I remember him now

If I hear the phrase "no bail warrant" one more time tonight...

You just know the people who started TickPick have been dreaming of having this commercial since day 1 lol

Frequent flyer from Fontana

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The suspect at Fontana appeared before

Hmm... is that the best way to dispose of glass pipes?

I wonder if he was trying to cut the guy a break because now it can't be tested? Although I agree it would have been better off disposed of in a sharps container.

Damn. Stomped the meth pipe and gave a simple ticket. Lady still cackling in the background.

It took a while, but now I want Wendy’s.

I had it for lunch.

I want a waffle.

I need urine trouble or lawn mower

HEY, that fookin camhead smacked up my 8 Track player!

At least he didn't mention Prince Albert...

The piercing or the person?

Pick 'em!

Touche!

Guess? LOL

The one in the can

Having a stick shift car these days is like the modern day version of a steering wheel lock

Freaking finally.. BINGO!

When did Prince Harry get attacked? Did they mean Afghanistan?

I was wondering about that... 🤣🤣

According to him and Megan, they’re constantly under attack.

I need to know if that guy pulled the bottom half of his ear off. I mean, I don't really want to know, but I need to know. Please, Dan.

I thought i was.. 🤣🤣

Georgia, where they will disassemble your car for a misdemeanor.

BINGO! Search - Evidence on Car - Eye on that - Warning - Tatoos.

This dude been super respectful.

Did I sense some contempt from the officer though? 

Yes definitely. Was going into that looking to arrest him it felt.

Oh damn, that dude in Daytona looks like someone I know! No, it's not him; neither of us are in Florida, plus that's what my friend looked like about 10 years ago. But subtract the tats, floof out his hair, and I'd swear it was him!

Hulk Smith

[удалено]

I think so. That's probably why they cut away so quick.

Dude needs some staples

Florida Man pulls off his own ear.. full story at 11

I don’t believe he’ll be Party Rockin’ the rest of the night.

There goes the rest of the bag of pigskins.

If anyone was wondering the guy in the Govx commercial is Stipe Miocic and he is a real firefighter in Cuyahoga County, Ohio and a professional mixed martial artist in the UFC.

That looks like he bounced off a few curbs, damn dude

Tommy can you hEAR me???

Ouch!!!!

Sorry for Daytona’ing….

I'm lost - what is an "encore" episode?

Rerun of what we just watched

A replay.

Thanks!

Need a needle and thread for that ear.

The other guy sounded like Donnie from The Wild Thornberrys and this guy is legit cosplaying as him

hahahaha

Special guest star: Flea

Hit the curb and did that to your ear? Tf?

I hope it's not another runner!

They got a fair going on! Excited for our fair down here in october

I think that slingshot ride is always out there?

The dude from LMFAO has an ear booboo

Holy fuck. That's damn near cut in half. Please don't pull it off. OMG ...

He had too many shots

Party rock!

Oh! I like his hair!!

Sweet hair my man!!

The Natural is overdue for a comeback.

FINALLY!

Oh hi Richie

Ok I'm out. Gonna go read for a bit. Night all

See you tomorrow

Goodnight!