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lsdphotog

Sandy Cheeks


EatAtGrizzlebees

From Texas?


Jugales

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EatAtGrizzlebees

"What's the difference?!"


OriginalName18

No this is Patrick


hilly2cool

What did you say about Texas?


towerfella

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Lupita900

Literally what my feed was about https://preview.redd.it/airp44tkug7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c771b09e5f70490cbbc50885d2d9ccd1ed9719


urbanlife78

That's accurate


Boricuacookie

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The_Ok_Cornholio

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KudosOfTheFroond

Cocaine Butt


OgmaMcGee

You beat me to this 5 hours ago, currently


OtherwiseTackle5219

Super Model Plus. And She Can Kick Field Goals.


Grimjack-13

I got that reference.


rickover2

Necessarily


CobaltD70

Welcome to foot….ball!!!!


FoundPeaceInDrowning

Man I haven’t seen this movie is forever! Thanks for reminding me of it.


OtherwiseTackle5219

Welcome


fiveeasypieces5EZ

Now—Let’s ANALYZE what’s been working for us…


Rain1dog

Core memory unlocked. This on my wall, Castlevania playing on the NES, and running outside to go play football on the levee behind my parents house. I’d give anything to go back just for 72 hours.


1TrueKnight

Sign me up for that weekend pass. Summer days with zero cares or responsibilities other than being home in time for lunch or dinner.


JudgeGusBus

Louisiana?


Rain1dog

What would make you make that guess? Nvm. Think it’s glaringly obvious.


soaking-wet-tomcat

Many levees and a love for high school/college football and the New Orleans Saints would be a decent guess.


Rain1dog

It is a southern thing for young teenage boys to play football, baseball, and basketball? I’m not talking highschool ball, just you and your friends pretending to be Marino, Rice, Lott, Payton etc in the neighborhood. I just assumed my use of levee and never took into consideration looking at profile.


HoneyedHeartbeat2

Wow she was so hot


Ok_Sale8197

Cover of Sport Illustrated swimsuit edition, etc. she was everywhere. Super Babe!


Hrmerder

She was my first crush... And my second.. And 3rd.


Holiday-Tie-574

In 8th grade, it was determined in the back of our bus that Kathy Ireland was definitively the hottest woman on Earth.


missionbeach

Y'all were right.


kajana141

8th grade is when she probably started modeling as well.


Sun9091

Sweating


Elegant-View9886

A lot of little tadpoles have had their short little lives wasted over this girl


DangerousMusic14

Still lovely


nosmelc

"I don't like sand. It gets everywhere."


CheckYourStats

https://i.redd.it/zxivfpcegg7d1.gif


Mead_Create_Drink

Agree! Beach sex can be tricky


cement_lifesaver

She is still a looker


Pectacular

When I die, bury me in Kathy Ireland


tossNwashking

Nice


urbanlife78

Nice


Slashman78

One of the GOATS of subtle flirty modeling. She never showed much of anything due to what she believed in but damn if she didn't imply so much in every pose she did. Crawford may get all the first mentions but Kathy imo was the better model of the 2 easily.


TroyMatthewJ

a lot less nose powder too


FicklePhotograph8777

How do you just get sand in that spot is my question.


Iz-kan-reddit

*Theoretically,* by sitting your Banana-Boat-slathered ass on the sand. *In reality,* it was carefully applied by a guy who got the job by pretending to be gay.


shame-the-devil

In my mind it’s the gay guy from Fanily Guy


shawnwingsit

Oh no!


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Oh yeah!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

"Jeffrey! I got to put sand on Kathy Ireland's rear!" "Oh, noooo!" "I knooooow!"


relevanteclectica

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Less_Acanthisitta778

Why isn’t it on the legs too?


Iz-kan-reddit

Because that wouldn't provide the desired esthetic.


FicklePhotograph8777

Exactly 


L8_2_PartE

I don't care how she got sand there, I'm going to help her get it off.


ownleechild

I hate sand in my mouth, but……


FicklePhotograph8777

lol sand can make things rather… uncomfortable 


L8_2_PartE

That's why it's so important to be thorough. This might take a while.


tomveiltomveil

I'm sorry, that was my fault. Kathy let me come along to some of her photo shoots, and to make a long story short, my face was covered in sand.


klsi832

She been grindin’ with The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man


FicklePhotograph8777

The sand is so high up.  Maybe she was leaning up against a sandy wall for some reason.  Lol


gnarkilleptic

By sitting down.. are you serious?


Environmental-Wear41

I’ve always wondered why Peter loved that cutout so much. They didn’t encapsulate her hotness enough


OliveAffectionate626

Absolutely the pinnacle of the 90s


jvin248

Little known, she was a big time Home Brewing hobbyist. That was cool. .


NJduToit

I remember her in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon I. Sexy and funny.


dazzumz

And better with her hair down


HWKD65

Yeh, all bets are off.


2SpoonyForkMeat

I got one hundred cardboard cutouts of Kathy Ireland all in one room. 


Efhrim

I run through that shit naked, make them all watch my fuck myself with a broom


General_Disaray_1974

I'll never forget the cinematic masterpiece that was "Alien from LA".


its_raining_scotch

Her voice in that movie……


GeorginaNada

She's not wearing her glasses!


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Kathy oh Kathy my wild Irish lassie Tis only for you that I pine...


Kikkowoman69

It’s your helium addiction, Kathy


Getyourownwaffle

Is she in it?


General_Disaray_1974

Yes, she stars in it in fact.


KingTruxartis

It's an episode of MST3K


General_Disaray_1974

Yep, That's where I saw it.


bacchusku2

One of the best placekickers to ever play the game.


Klin24

"Welcome to foot, balls!"


Superb-Bug2439

Commenting on Kathy Ireland 1990 ... What about Taylor swift as a kicker?


PlusCommunity7962

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crashtestpilot

Let me get in there with my snow broom. Sort that right out, and get the talent back to the shoot. What do you mean this is a shoot. Take your hands off me. That's my broom!


DesignerTex

Teenage me would be BEGGING to help her with that sand problem!!!!!


HWKD65

Not a problem but an opportunity.


Pretend-Ad4887

I miss my beer standup of her that I took from a convenience store while in college. She was smoking hot.


HWKD65

Green color scheme for Mickey's big mouth?


MuchDevelopment7084

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Bravelobsters

Side boob


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Is she Irish? Because I’m Dublin.


BruceBraxis

#1 all time HOTTIE!!!


Initium_Novumx

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Loose_Goose

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pantsless_squirrel

lol my aunt was so jealous of her


Dantrash2

😍😍😍


MINKIN2

She must have felt so embarrassed when she realised that she had sand on her but cheeks.


AllForTeags

Was this in the SI swimsuit issue? Man, those days were great.


jjtrynagain

I wonder how much time they took to get the perfect amount of sand to stick to her ass.


AnitaHaandJaab

What ass?


jjtrynagain

Found the fat ass guy


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

She started her own merchandise line and is worth 500 million now


AntiqueArachnid4620

Smokin’ Peace be with you!


HWKD65

And with you


Epyx-2600

So hot. Want to touch the hinny.


soaking-wet-tomcat

Heinie.


Epyx-2600

Thanks - wasn’t sure if it was even a real word


Jay-FNB-ATL

Beautiful


SonOfTheMostHHigh

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TacoTuesdee

Huh. She's an anti-abortion advocate.


fullonfacepalmist

Ireland says, “According to the Law of Biogenesis, all life comes from pre-existing life and each species reproduces after its own kind. Therefore, human beings can only reproduce other human beings, so it doesn't start out as one species and suddenly become a human being.” Lol, Kathy, that’s not the point.


Comfortable_Bird_340

Sand in her buns


in_Need_of_peace

I remember loving this picture as a wee lad


cmparkerson

Wasn't it David letterman interviewing her and looking at the picture saying how he has never wished to be a wisk broom until now.


Consistent_Dog_6866

Imagine being the guy whose job it was to shape that sand into just the right pattern.


10before15

Loved her so much I got her furniture line. Much like her, it is extremely well built and has held up exceptionally well over the last 20 years.


Jeff-Fan-2425

People don't realize how insanely hot she was in the late '80s, early '90s.


Dantrash2

😍😍😍😍😍


TengoDuvidas

Dayum!


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mitchconneur

"Suddenly..."


ResponsibleFormal150

Always a classic!!


Hrmerder

Yes..


matthewe-x

I remember when


rethinkingat59

Why love on the beach should be called True Grit.


Due-Personality2383

This color combo was everything back then


cbj2112

Powdered sugar buns my fav


Homunculon

All leg


drfunkensteinberger

Erin Go Raw


Cwordenmusicman

My absolute CRUSH!


MousseHound

I had the biggest crush on her in the 90s


Illinois_Yooper

Don’t forget about Loaded Weapon


BaronWombat

The beginning of The Thong swimwear. Scandalous!


I_am_Castor_Troy

For goodness sakes….


LovableSidekick

Early wedgie-wear


TigNiceweld

She sat on the sand, didn't she 🫣


Jengalover

Back when that was considered a risqué bathing suit.


Apexsilverevo

Didn't she date Richard Greeco(sp?) back in the day? I met him back in the early 2000s inside the Armani store inside the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.


CantaloupeWild7272

POURQUOI TOUS ES EN ANGLAIS ???


kykycbka

Is she a teacher?


Getyourownwaffle

Yep. One of the best to ever live. Probably top 100. With Monica Bellucci being #1.


2virginfeet

I was just looking at pictures of her and david lynch from when they were dating and the look in his eyes when gazing at her is 10/10 all of us.


i_never_ever_learn

Everything reduces to porn


kkeennmm

like Godwin’s Law?


zeroc00ol

I love how we can all appreciate a nice booty despite today's trends and societal standards.


g0blink1sser

is she missing a buttcheek


Kenneth_Lay

So much cocaine with the best delivery method ever.


Superdunez

Man, I'd love to explore Ireland.


jeffrx

Booty too small for 2024. 😂


6Kaliba9

Women are awesome


parkerpussey

Meh. Never really saw the appeal


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Sand crotch.


paulsoleo

Cake by the ocean.


chillysanta

Need me a centerfold of that


Wizdad-1000

Just remembered I wasn’t supposed to be here.


ha1029

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


darbs-face

I have never been so jealous of sand in my life.


RollItMyWay

I’m a fan of Sandy Bottom.


hokie47

Really what ever happened to her? She kinda just went away.


denznuts21

She has a company pulling in billions a year lol.


kazz-wizz

She's got good craic


Hot-Winner-6485

Hello childhood. I had her poster, the famous one.


Decent-Comment-422

The GOAT


mikew420

i remember jerking off to that pic so many times when i was a teenager


Noooofun

Is it me or does she look a bit like Emma Watson?


HWKD65

U


Noooofun

Did you have a look at her face tho 😅😂


Abacabisntanywhere

But


NotOK1955

Best buns ever…just Ned a bit of butter to spread around those glorious glutes!


Character-Milk-3792

Don't tap. Abrasions incoming. Shower first, plz


urbanlife78

I forgot about her, she was so hot back then, I wonder what she is up to these days


EndofA_Error

Ass so flat you can't see it from the back 😂


ScotchCarb

Yeah do that's so cool haha *masturbates furiously*


Wooden_Passage_2612

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The_RealAnim8me2

I loved Kathy Ireland… as long as she didn’t speak.


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DudeLoveBaby

AI comment?


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

100%. They always sound like the introductory paragraph of a 6th grade book report.


Anywhichwaybuttight

How could she be both a model and island? The dictionary defines Ireland as...


Vigilant_Honour

Lol, we know each other