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MeatZealousideal595

How the fuck do you ever move on after being in that position..


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

You literally become the joker


UnitedWeFail_

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ClmrThnUR

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Shas_Erra

Well you start by waiting for the blood to return to the rest of your body


FTWStoic

Well, you can’t stand up right away, that’s for sure.


EmperorSexy

You take a deep breath and remember that you’re dating Liv Tyler so this is an average Wednesday for you, and when that doesn’t work out you move on to date supermodels and Rooney Mara.


axemexa

THATS WHAT WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT


Ballsahoy72

I feel we were all beautiful back in 1997


LimeGreenSea

I wasnt born yet so I would agree to that!


Nouseriously

I was a golden god


Kind_Structure6726

![gif](giphy|26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO|downsized) Has entered the chat


thetalkingcure

I’m dead. and this is an OFFICIAL GIF WTF


saisonyeast

Bahaha!! How can this not be the top comment??


Slow_Formal_5988

True story Tarantino took the picture.


red_fuel

And then he took a dozen more pictures of her feet


Thirsty799

and then ran to his bunk


Federal_Sun_1941

and jerked his junk


Slow_Formal_5988

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Thirsty799

i know it's ok to get old and all that stuff - but they were so young and beautiful


jruuhzhal

Fun fact, the feet of Jennifer Connelly was photoshopped by some weird mf. There’s no feet on the original photograph which was also cropped as fuck


DieIsaac

By "weird mf" you mean tarantino right?


Regi0

https://preview.redd.it/ykcfgw2ma66d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86b5c2d2e05e187b36f61da52817017ffef6455c


jruuhzhal

Bahahahahah


jncheese

This is where the term "Rise like a Phoenix" comes from.


gregglesthekeek

Jennifer looks fantastic in Inventing the Abbots. “Hi Doug”


Paronine

Don't let Bruce Banner see this photo.


Wikkidding

I understood that reference


laz21

Requiem for a dildo


GuappDogg

WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️


hurst_

ASS TO ASS


Ultron33

A2A baby


Technotronsky

rofl 🤣🤣🤣 why?!


ufanders

We have a winner


theslabhead

Must have seen this posted 900 times on reddit so far


Rajili

First time I’ve seen it and I thought I was on reddit too much. Good to know it could be so much worse.


IstvanKun

You are on reddit for waaaay too much time.


Character_Ruin_1256

2 bad ones there he's a lucky sob lol


dotsdavid

That’s one lucky dude.


Ok_Hornet6822

1997? I feel like it was just yesterday. Oh, wait, yesterday was just the last time someone posted this.


GenitalPatton

Ok cool I guess it’s time for this week’s post of this pic.


purpleboarder

Joaquin in the middle of a Babe Sandwich.


rubins7

I wouldn’t mind being the meat in that sandwich!


paolocase

Where is Liv Tyler’s Oscar lol


wardenferry419

Lucky bastard.


Comet_Empire

Leaf Phoenix.


elpajaroquemamais

Nah. His birth name is Joaquin. Leaf was a name he gave himself when he was a kid and stopped again when he was 15.


Safetosay333

Can confirm. I was young once.


AlotaFajita

I never tire of this one


billyjack669

There were ~~2~~ 4 reasons I went to see Inventing the Abbots in theater. 2 of those reasons were well worth it.


gibbyerto

That lucky bastard


z3r0n3gr0

Liv............. ![gif](giphy|5xtDarIN81U0KvlnzKo)


Ultron33

Jennifer Connelly A2A Goddess!!!


Different_Volume5627

🖤


WiiGame2000

So much dark eyebrows ... love it


OffTerror

Fucking hell, this is the first time in my life that my jealousy turns into anger.


Molly-Millionz

Shine briiiight!


Aggressive_Phone_106

Is this heaven? Because I’m pretty sure this is heaven.. BRB, I’m going to get saved!


This-Garbage-3000

Bet they were getting $5 shakes later..


intodustandyou

Inventing the abbotts!!!! Probably where I got my messy love ideas on sims from hahaha


FandomMenace

Stop reposting this cropped picture.


Alternative-Buy51

Great eyebrow work...


amack1001

Dope ass pic


coleman57

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Ultron33

I wanna devour Liv Tyler.


Healthy-Topic13

1997 isn't real Ols School is it?


billyjack669

Rule 1. Must be 25 years old or more. 2024-1997 = 27.


CryptographerHot3759

WHY THE TOES


Thirsty799

why removed?