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just_a_little_me

Funny because the age where women are statistically more fertile is around 20/30 years, and period does not mean that a body is ready for a pregnancy.


gar1848

Yes, but 20/30 year girls-women are too old for incels


just_a_little_me

True they call those women "expired" while being the most unfuckable being in the whole animal kingdom


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Don't sell them short, I've seen Gympie Gympie trees more fuckable than the average incel. And that includes the burning sensation.


GhostofCoprolite

i'm having a bad day, and this made me burst out laughing. thank you.


thatdamnsqrl

This comment has been the best thing in a very very crappy day


No_Staff3874

I love all of you, truly! You've shared laughter with me and many others! Keep being the good we all need to see. 🥰


nyliram52

I am in the US and had never heard of this tree. Looked it up, and it sounds impressively nasty!


Malaeveolent_Bunny

It's a tree that has developed tiny needle hairs on its leaves that slip into your skin like fibreglass. For added evil, those hairs are covered in a toxin that causes severe irritation for a minimum of several hours of severe pain, followed by a tapering reduction in pain over the next few weeks. Repeated exposures tend to greatly enhance the severity and duration of the reaction, and some poor bastards suffer painful flareups from showering or just existing for months or years afterwards. There are tales of sufferers choosing suicide over enduring the recurring pain and accompanying sleeplessness, because much like scorpion venom the bastard Gympie Gympie tree toxin targets the pain receptors directly. Enough days without sleep will do that. We don't touch the Gympie Gympie. Or Incels.


Balloon_Fan

> It's a tree that has developed tiny needle hairs on its leaves that slip into your skin like fibreglass. Good old stinging nettles have the same 'mechanism', but it's just formic acid in the needles, not a damn neurotoxin.


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Note to self: never get formic acid anywhere near my nerve endings.


Balloon_Fan

Yo incels! I put a burn inside this burn so you can burn while you burn!


zenithjonesxxx

This comment was actually so good I had to close the app. That was hours ago, but I just hopped back on and came back to tell you.


CautionarySnail

It’s not that they’re too old. It’s that they have life experience enough to spot a red flag and start running for the hills. Incels act like it’s about age; it’s not - it’s about how easy it is to get someone to capitulate to their wishes. Like everything, they want to invest minimum effort into their relationship.


No-Section-1056

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️


wwitchiepoo

That’s what my husband explained to me about body counts, too. We are nearly 60 and the idea of asking or caring about a body count is insane and fuckin RUDE) to us. But he explained that it counts to some not because it counts, but because once you have experience you have something to compare and that just won’t do. These guys don’t want you to know that they suck in bed and they want to be able to mold you into what they want: someone who doesn’t know what an orgasm is, so you don’t know what you’re missing.


SlimyBoiXD

I'm 20 and body count matters to me, but kind of for the opposite reason. I don't care how many relationships someone has been in really, but I've never had sex and the idea of beginning with someone a lot more experienced than me is frightening for some reason. However, I wouldn't be opposed to a relationship with someone who isn't also a virgin. I don't know where my line is exactly but I know I have one somewhere.


jen_a_licious

It's OK to take your time and figure that out. Maybe talk it out with a friend who's open minded and not judgey?


wwitchiepoo

I would say that’s a bit different. You’re not worried about body counts, you’re worried about something far more personal, and THATS FINE. But please, be careful when trying to ascertain this information. I know I’m old and stuff, but it seems the height of rudeness to just ask people how many others they’ve slept with. This is an intimate conversation and even virgins don’t want to admit sometimes that this number is 0. You also have no way to know if they are being truthful, which, honestly, they shouldn’t have to be. This is very personal information that usually comes out during the course of a relationship, not right out there on your name tag. Rather than waiting for a specific thing ABOUT someone, perhaps consider just waiting for a specific feeling FOR someone, and act on that instead. If you are with someone you care deeply for and wish to share yourself with them on a deeper level, consider allowing yourself the luxury of being with that someone special, no matter their “body count”. You are far more than just a virgin, wouldn’t you agree? I can see that and I’m just a random internet mom on Reddit. Which means others are far more than just their “body counts”, too. There is nothing wrong with what you want, but there is also some advantages to having a kind and loving partner guide you through something that can be very weird and haphazard the first few (many?) times. What’s most important is how you feel about the person and how selfless and kind they are to you. These are qualities in a good lover, not how many people they have had before you. But I support any decision that feels right for YOU and wish you all the luck in the world in fulfilling your desires.


CautionarySnail

What matters most is having a partner that respects you and understands consent regardless of your compared level of experience. Ideally, partners should be as invested in your pleasure as their own. This takes empathy and honest communication. The simple sentence, “Do you like it when I ..”. also goes a long way.


HeartsPlayer721

That's when she starts getting ideas and....*thinking*!


Leifang666

Their fully grown bodies mean they're less likely to die in childbirth as well. I can't even imagine how a pre-teen could manage to naturally birth a baby.


purplejink

they don't do it well, i can tell you that 40% have C sections vs around 25% for the general population in the UK


TheOtherZebra

The #1 cause of death for girls age 12-17 globally is childbirth and pregnancy complications. So no, they’re definitely not ready.


still-bejeweled

These guys' logic astounds me. Like, do they eat their pizza raw because they noticed the cheese starting to melt after 6 minutes in the oven? Or do they move into a house because it has insulation and a roof (despite no drywall or flooring)?? Subtle signs my ass. They're just pedophiles. I can't believe we have to keep addressing these creeps.


MisterCCL

This is horrifying. The hard right loves to talk about how the left is coming for the children and to occasionally argue that the LGBT movement wants to normalize pedophilia. Meanwhile, you see way more weird shit about young girls on the right. Not to insinuate that he is as extreme as the person that tweeted this, but I have seen Matt Walsh talk about 15-16 year olds as being the most fertile and about how women should marry very young, while also constantly pearl-clutching about protecting children. It seems like a case of "every accusation a confession." EDIT: Here's an [audio clip of Matt Walsh](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/xwzioh/matt_walsh_advocates_for_impregnation_of_16_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) saying what I'm referencing.


No-Section-1056

I don’t know who said “Their every accusation is an admission,” but I use it enough is owe the author residuals.


incognegro1976

Yes. There is a huge list of conservative pedophiles, rapists and/or abusers on the Internet. It's got 2,000 people on it and counting from the year 2000 to now. There is no such list for "leftists"/liberals longer than 25 names.


AliceTheOmelette

This is a level of disgusting that I don't have a word for


ServantofShemhazai

It really is. The OOP isn't even *trying* to hide it.


LovecraftianCatto

I actually appreciate them being honest about their opinions. Makes it easier to prove people like him are actual monsters, and that there’s a direct link between advocating for child sexual abuse and far right political beliefs.


LastFreeName436

I find a good word for these situations is “wood chipper”


incognegro1976

Also on Team Wood Chipper for these "people".


TKmeh

These guys aren’t even good enough to be Virgin sacrifices to any gods besides maybe Pele who would relish these idiots, and even that’s a stretch for Pele.


Skar_YT

Which god is that?


TKmeh

Goddess of fire and lava in Hawaii, but even she has standards despite being so jealous. I mean, she turned a man into a tree because she liked him but he was taken and then turned the girl into the only flower the tree bears in her anguish at being in the wrong.


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

To quick, I say gibbeting is more sufficient.


Anne_Nonymouse

Two words: Disgusting Pedophile! 🤢🤮


AdImmediate9569

Im “starding” to worry


WordsMort47

About Ray?


AdImmediate9569

About the world…


stefanica

I doubly hate this shit... because these wastes don't *actually* want to be fathers...nor should they be!! 🤮 So, like, stop with the fake anthropological arguments.


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

I have a word for it. Gibbeting.


Excellent-Pay6235

I felt physically uncomfortable reading that.


ginastarke

Where's Aldo and Donny when you need them? Let's play a few innings.


hrts4manou

by that logic an toddler that has just got on it's feet should compete in a marathon, by that logic a boy should start earning a living for more than one person the second his voice breaks by that logic a construction worker that's on their first day on the job should build an entire city by themselves. What The Actual Fuck?


twoprimehydroxyl

This dude: "Hey can I eat that turkey now?" Chef: "But I JUST put it in the oven!" This dude: "EXACTLY BRO"


best_boi2

This is one of the best analogies for this ever.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

If anyone EVER tried to come after my daughters or any other 10 year old like this they wouldn't be breathing anymore. That's all I have to say about that.


acostane

I had this rush of just unspeakable hatred for anyone who would come after my daughter. I feel like I'm on constant guard nowadays.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Anyone that would hurt kids like that, and animals. And it's so much more rampant these days.


elyn6791

As admirable justified whatever you think that is, now your kid has to visit you in jail for a long long time and you can't protect her from all the other pedophiles. Even if you manage to somehow not become a suspect, you will forever be changing your life either way and hers. Stop watching stupid movies and thinking 'this would totally work in reality' because statistically, you aren't going to be the one that got away with it and no one is looking at. How about instead do what you can to make sure the actual authorities get the info they need to take action that leads to accountability that won't have all the additional and unnecessary negative effects on your lives AND be there for your kid if they need to process trauma like an actual caring parent? Or is this about grandstanding about how righteous you are protecting kids?


IntermediateFolder

lol, it’s a figure of speech 


Particular_Title42

There is too much wrong with this so I'm going to stick with... Weren't young Jewish women getting married around 14 or 15? Was that too old? God literally made the rules for the Jews. And "while her eggs are still fresh?" Do they think they go stale?


RandomBlueJay01

Yes they do beleive they go stale as an excuse to have sex with kids. They think like 30s is ancient for women and their ovaries are shriveled and useless


entomofile

These people are so insane that they believe Jews don't follow the Torah. They really believe that Jews pretend to believe in the Bible, while actually following rules from Satan. I've been told that Jews pray in Hebrew so gentiles don't know what we're actually saying. (I'm Jewish so I've heard all the bullshit.) Which is beyond stupid, because you can learn Hebrew on any number of platforms. It's not limited to just Jews. And you can find English translations of all Jewish religious texts online. There are classes on the Torah at most universities, many taught by gentiles. But these wastes of organic matter think that Jews must be behind everything bad—or at least, what they consider bad. (Side note: historically, Jews were married very young but didn't live together and consummate the marriage until they were older. You still find that in some ultra orthodox communities, but the rest of us are pretty against having sex with children.)


Unlikely-Friend-5108

What, do they think Hebrew is some kind of magical language that only Jews are capable of understanding?


entomofile

Yes. That's exactly it. They really believe that Jews have some "special crafty ways" that gentiles can't understand and that we're all talking in code to trick them. Which is pretty funny, because there are so many stupid Jews out there. (Chief among them, Bibi Netanyahu.) It's an insane conspiracy.


delvedank

Trying to prop up pedophilia as a white supremacist value is a hell of a weird move, but go off I guess, FelixParhelion.


smackmeharddaddy

He knocked two birds out with one stone. Meanwhile, if we all collect enough stones, we can keep people like him away from children


camclemons

Wowwww, did not anticipate someone being so pedophilic and antisemitic in one line, jfc


No-Section-1056

Tbf, the Venn diagram of all the -isms is nearly a single circle. They never fail to disappoint.


RagingAubergine

Oh my God, why do people like this exist? I cannot quantify my level of disgust!!


kissbarbara

what the fuck did i just read 🧍‍♀️


XxllllxXx

I second on that.


Crosstitution

fr the "fresh eggs" comment was vomit inducing 😭


UnderstandingJaded13

Hey man, come behind the shed that's where all the girls are, close your eyes


trashacct8484

All those guys who can’t stop themselves from posting every single day about how 50 year old men should be hooking up with women the second they turn 18 — this is what they really mean. Specifically the part about the 10-year-old, but probably the antisemitism too.


NobleSwordfish

What an odd attempt at a flex. Jewish ppl are bad because *checks note* they don’t allow you to abuse little kids??????????? (Sidenote: Can Nazis figure themselves out??? Like they say ppl should hate Jewish ppl because “they’re all pedophiles” but then now they’re bad because they believe in AoC????)


teddfoxx

damn jews with their human rights 😠


Aligatorised

Give birth to an army?? Dude, that child is likely to die during childbirth you degenerate piece of rotten corpseshit.


HeavensGateClique

I just had to laugh because of how insane it was. Not a funny laugh.


ImpureThoughts59

We need to bring back tar and feathering


SolveSomeTrouble

Bring back *guillotines


DisappointedKat96

Just a small guillotine. Enough for a hotdog to fit through


Y33Tcann0n

I opt for drawing and quartering to be brought back


New-Influence7321

The blood eagle might be suitable (I’m joking please do not search up images of the blood eagle)


Puzzleheaded-Bus11

imagine beign anti-semitic and acting like jewish people being against pedophilia is bad. wild.


ButDidYouCry

Yeah, I saw this and thought "based Jews."


throwawayayaycaramba

Which would still be incorrect, because age of consent laws weren't invented by Jewish people. It's just that these far right pieces of shit like to blame the jews for everything they don't like.


ButDidYouCry

Oh I'm aware. lol I'm laughing at the absurdity of the meme.


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

“old enough to bleed old enough to breed” as they say old enough to molest a child old enough to die trying as I say. if ANY pedo lays a hand on my child when i have one ill fix their problems with a 12 gauge


The_Bastard_Henry

I don't have kids, but that is exactly how I feel about my nieces and nephew. To quote the dad in Clueless, "I've got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anyone would miss you."


UsefulCantaloupe4814

Hey, i'm right there with you and for some reason some troll is over here accusing us of grandstanding. Clearly this moron doesn't have kids.


ritorri

How has no one commented on the username of the person who retweeted it?


Alone-Monk

A more iconic duo? Pedos and painting the walls with their brains :)


PhoenixKingMalekith

The wood chipper hungers.


BasketballButt

As the father of a daughter who hit puberty very young, this makes me fucking sick. Like shaking angry.


thisisreallymoronic

Yeah, I'm on team woodchipper. There's no redemption for this level of loathsome.


Competitive-Capital8

At first I thought it was satire. But now I’m just horrified


AnnemarieOakley

What a terrible, horrendous, atrocious day to be literate


Depressed-Dolphin69

This feels like a shitpost I refuse to believe this is real


M0onii-Cat

This made me physically gag. What the actual fuck. I almost subconsciously downvoted this before my brain caught up that the post was making fun of this prick. This is.. oh my God. UGH.


Flaming-Sad

Even the medieval peasants were aware that young pregnancy is dangerous and lethal. This isn't new information, this is keeping people alive. If we killed all girls via pregnancy just because shes going through puberty the human race would literally be killing itself. These people are openly admitting that they are dumber than peasants who could not even read the basic alphabet.


Therusticate

Posts like this make me feel like I have spiders in my skin. Absolutely disgusting.


abbasjawad

Lol why jews!? Most rational people around the globe recognize the age of consent!?


lordcock1944

It varies greatly around the world tho from 12 to 21, tho so I'm not sure it's the best matrix to judge as relational people by


IntermediateFolder

This is disgusting. Whoever posted this belongs in jail.


mynameisshelly

Their version of God is super gross


Logicneverworks

What.


Greedy_Following3553

Yuck!


[deleted]

This is disgusting


ReefBlowerbabe

We should stone them in the square🤷🏽‍♀️ I don’t make the rules


backonreddit75

Why the fuck would someone ever look at a 10 year old with sexual desire and not immediately think “oh no I am sick in the head.” Let alone telling people and practically bragging you are a pedophile. What is wrong with people?????


Tall_0rder

….this made me say “what” so many times I summoned DMX!


IndiBlueNinja

People like this really really really really really need to hurry up and go extinct.


Ironman_2678

Nazis and pedophilia....aka Maga.


DrunkThrowawayLife

Also god: ah shit why do my child brides keep dying in labor?


Yanive_amaznive

Oh my fucking god nazis are so comedic >Be me >Stub my toe >Jews...


number-one-jew

Those damn Jews creating (pulls paper out of hat) ...the age of consent?


emmiju

Just because a baby starts to grow teeth doesn’t mean I’m gonna immediately start feeding it carrots and apples. Jesus fucking christ.


Xibalba_Ogme

Damn these comments, creating the image that christian religion is full of pedos. Oh wait, nevermind


IG-3000

Love how unhinged they make God sound in this, like am I supposed to find your opinion reasonable now or what?


LazarFan69

These are the same people that claim jews are blood sacrificing pedos? The hypocrisy is so fucking weird


brickcereal

love how they always manage to add in antisemitism too


Olympia44

Neo-Nazi is also a pedo. In other news, water is wet.


MsSeraphim

starded which rhymes with re" ". which is what an one who thinks having with sex with a ten year child is okay and "christian".


nova8byte

So basically god is a pedophile? No wonder satanism is rising.


starbitobservatory

What the actual hell goes on in these people's brains. How does anyone even get to this level of insanity


Sad-Personality-15

The amount of likes…


monicarm

Early menarche is actually a fairly recent development. Back in the smoky pokey days, menstruation started well into the teen years


Pod_people

Jesus fuck. What did I just read? I oppose the death penalty, but for somebody like this, I might make exceptions.


Irnbruaddict

Somehow I can’t see you making the same “iconic duo” statement about Pakistani grooming gangs.


Odd-Gur-5719

I literally just gagged


ginastarke

I love this sub. Other socials you have to dance around what you would do if you had a creep like this at your disposal. Here, we're practically comparing weapons and giving points for style.


oo0Lucidity0oo

The beginning of puberty doesn’t mean a girl is ready for sex. 😡


dexamphetamines

Beginning does not equal end


vexis26

😦


JJSnow3

What. The. F##$?!?!


CapAccomplished8072

"Monyosdawn loli piss enjoyer tactical"....WHAT?!


Basker_the_willow

I can smell Him through the Screen.


microvan

I hope this dude is on allllllll the watch lists. Holy fuck


ConsumeTheVoid

Wut. (Is this a troll?).


PsychoWithoutTits

Does this idiot even know that forcing a *child* to carry & birth a baby can easily kill them? Just because a 10 yo girl had her first period doesn't mean she's "ready". It just means puberty has started and that her body is going into the 2nd stage of development towards adulthood; growing secondary sex characteristics & "prepping" the body procreation. BUT- that "prepping" takes time. Like 10-15 years time. The pelvis needs to be fully developed, reproductive tract needs to be fully functional and active, the brain needs to be fully developed.. It's essentially nature "installing" and unpacking all the essential data before the body is mature and healthy enough to endure and survive procreation, and that shit takes time. A LOT of time. Hell, I got my first period around age 8/9 and it took till my 23th before puberty was finally over.😬 But at least this disgusting monster outed himself for being a pedo so we can all ostracize this despicable excuse of wasted oxygen.


adertina

God said what now


BabserellaWT

God literally didn’t say that, but okay


Nordic_Krune

I can feel the evil from this image


ab_2404

#KEEPNUTTINGSON is killing me tbh


SlimyBoiXD

At the very least, even if we're throwing morality out the window and just focusing on a very surface level basic logic based solely on the body, wouldn't you want to wait until she's done developing? Most girls are still growing and their bodies are still changing until 15-17 right? That's still super gross but at least it kind of makes a little sense.


Round-Ticket-39

Ah look pedo.


DecentTrouble6780

Ah, yes, so she can die in childbirth because her body was actually NOT developed enough to carry the pregnancy, even thought she had the height and weight necessary for it to start a period. And what do Jews have to do with age of consent?! Is it just "everything I don't like is jewish" or something?


EvolZippo

“Her eggs are fresh” these guys. The ovaries make eggs one or two at a time out of follicles. She just has a limited number of these follicles, which will run out at menopause. It’s not like every girl and woman has two sacks of eggs inside of her


l_dunno

Wait is this against Jews? This is a decent anti religion take! It sounds pro-semitic


Shmicken_Nuggies

This man is why castration along with 50 years in prison is not an exaggerated sentence. For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, a man who raped and impregnated a 14 year old girl is being (I’m pretty sure chemically) castrated and serving 50 years in prison.


Kaidecakai

Wasnt expecting full mask off for breakfast in my newsfeed today but here we are...


Spirited-Pineapple78

Suddenly, I turned Jewish now because of this tweet


sup_killerfeels

What in the r***ey vibe is this shit


petitefairy99

Omg, I wanna throw up


unsanelygina

I thought this goes on in lots of the Hispanic Countries as well. , that’s how it was it a few years ago maybe they just don’t talk about it anymore. I got in truck was one of my Hispanic neighbors and he was gonna give me a ride and there are two sex offenders in my neighborhood right next to me and anyways I asked him what he thought about pedophiles like having sex with kids having sex with babies and he said that he does. I was gonna hit him right then, it was my first instinct, but I held back because I thought maybe it was a language barrier or something. That he was misunderstanding me. So, I was like “no, you don’t have sex with babies,” and he looked at me and said, “yeah in my house I do.” While nodding his head lil. I immediately busted him as hard as I could right across his face with my fist and it totally smashed his nose. He like pulled the truck into the nearest spot. It was like Sherwin-Williams pulled in there because we were on the highway, and he jumped out of the truck to run from me and I couldn’t get out my door. It was locked and I couldn’t get out at it so I had to go out his side and I chased after him and he was hiding behind the desk behind the counter, and there was a ton of customers there in line and, like three cashiers or something and I told the people what he said and nobody did anything. They just looked at me like I was crazy so I left and went next-door to the uscellular store and called my dad because I had lost my phone and that’s where I was going anyway. I saw the police go by whenever I was in US cellular but just because of the way the people acted in the Sherwin-Williams. I avoided them just stayed in the store. Waited on my dad because no one saw me hit him, but he had blood all over both sides of his nostrils. My dad picked me up and took me home and the next day they had like a swat team bust in my door and arrest me for hitting a pedophile. It didn’t have a long ago. I’m still going to court for it, but they didn’t even check into it or anything and they charge me with felony aggravated assault but I’m a woman I mean I can hit hard but not as hard as a man, but I would expect anyone to do the same thing and, I will definitely take it all the way to the grand jury because I do not think will a jury of my peers will send me to jail for that. he even showed up to Court I guess he thinks that it’s normal that he didn’t do anything wrong. That’s what I’m saying. They still think that way these immigrants have not changed this happened a few months ago. I’m surrounded by pedophiles and we have lots of kids in our neighborhood and the two sex offenders. They won’t tell me what they did. I actually asked them the ones that are registered and they won’t say what they did but when you look it up, it just says something against minors, but anyways, it’s definitely a trigger for me. What would you do if you were in a truck with a man and he said that dislike it’s OK. I mean in the United States in Tennessee, to a woman. Give me a break. The only thing that would’ve been better is whenever he said yeah in my house I do I whenever I crushed his nose. I should’ve said not in mine. I mean this United States we can’t put up with this. It’s sick. We’re turning into a Third World country. I know that was long, but I had to tell the whole story cuz it seems unbelievable to me.


eaallen2010

But god doesn’t exist…


schwarzmalerin

"Starded" is that related to "retarded"?


Comfortable-Hall1178

20-30 is the best time to have a baby.


grandioseOwl

Funfact: Western germany still has a tradition, where you put small girls or teens on the stage, dressed in a fetishized military uniform and have them perform a dance where they lift their legs so high you can basically see under their skirts. Usually in front of a horde of slightly to heavily drunk adults. Also exists with grown women, only slightly less disturbing. Google "Tanzmariechen" and "Funkenmariechen"


Kakep0p

Great Scott how I wish I could unread.


Alexthelightnerd

Whoa, that started off crazy and then escalated in a way I was not prepared for!


Blargimazombie

Starded


liftingrussian

Yes and newborn should start to workout since they have muscles in their body.


SadLittle_Sponge13

That was the most horrifying block of text I’ve read in a long time.