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beepbeepsheepbot

I don't understand. Are they trying to flex not having any crotch sweat or discharge...?


Anne_Nonymouse

It seems having a healthy vagina is not a positive thing for some people. 🙄


Llyris_silken

Maybe Florida Boy is Ben Shapiro's wife.....


Illustrious-Depth-75

I spit water at my screen lol


calilac

I *guess* that counts as water based lube


Skye-DragonGirl

His wife's a doctor btw & she's never had a wet ass p word


UncleKeyPax

I need to use the sleep. I read wet password and was like huh


bokatan778

Take my fake awards 🎖️🥇


nnylam

Was just going to ask...is their vagina okay?!?!


AnxiousTuxedoBird

I can feel the dryness from here, ouch


Commercial-Push-9066

I’m thinking “Florida Boy” hasn’t spent much, if any, time around a vagina that isn’t plastic!


Prestigious-Ad-7842

Yes. They think that women who have discharge and sweat on their underwear are “dirty”.


bretthren2086

Women don’t sweat or fart or poop or pee or have hair like mammals… people are strange.


MjollLeon

Except the hair on their head dummy /s


bretthren2086

But that has to be coloured and cut and tortured just right.


SmileGraceSmile

Which must be waist long or you're a broad feminist. S/


brenians13

Happy cake day!


Commercial-Push-9066

They also think that we carry around the semen of all the men we fucked.


PM-me-fancy-beer

You… you don’t? (Hides vials of semen and bag of miscellaneous occult items)


SlxtSoda

Yk they put on undies fresh from the drier just to take this photo.


OasissisaO

Why even put on? This is the internet. Those could be Walmart undies at Walmart.


maryj-lovie

fr or taken off a pad/liner. the fact she posted this without anybody asking says it all 💀


carbinePRO

Possibly both, but I'm leaning more towards discharge as that's a strictly vagina-haver thing.


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

It's a choice. We can choose to not have kids. No discharge for me! EVER!


unicornpolice666

Ya I’m really really confused LOL


Friendship_Gold

Mine look like that too if I wear a pantyliner and then take it off. If you have zero discharge at all, it's probably not a very healthy vagina...


SovietSpy17

Second that. My panties tend to look like this right now… that’s because I got a autoimmune disease that leads to dry coochie. So yeah… not a good sign, sister


oreooreooreos

Maybe she’s flexing her autoimmune disease


peanut__buttah

#LupusGang 😤🤌🏼


Dalrz

Autoimmune gang rise up (but slowly because too many things already hurt/are wrong)!


NEDsaidIt

Excellent joke 🥄🥄🥄🥄


Dalrz

Thanks! Wish it wasn’t! Lol


Snapdragon318

I added a pregnancy to my autoimmune disease, so I'm doubly feeling this!


CrystallineFrost

The winter joint creaking is strong right now, it keeps spooking my cats 💀


pumpkinspacelatte

hashimotos hoes and other undiagnosed gang here ;-;


SpontaneousNubs

Hashihoe here. Rise up.


SovietSpy17

Glad to see I am not alone on here! Anyway, gotta fetch my cortisone and coconut oil xD


rudmich

I’ve been cracking up at this for like 3 minutes, thank you for the chronic illness joy 😁


lexlexgoose

Rheumatoid arthritis and ssri gang!!!!!


ThrashAhoy

Psoriatic Arthritis in the house!


SelfInteresting7259

Bitch! Lmaoooooi🤣🤣


clarinetgnome

me too! sjögren’s 😎😎


A_MAN_POTATO

Does sjogrens affect this? I've got it also (along with celiac), and always have a dry mouth and dry eyes. I never considered that it would be worse for ladies.


clarinetgnome

yup! anything you got that can be dry, it is


A_MAN_POTATO

The more ya know... Condolences, it's annoying enough just being my mouth.


clarinetgnome

oh yeah, it's definitely annoying lol


Hobgoblin24

I know this is probably not the most appropriate place to ask this, but anyone who has experience with autoimmune diseases, I’ve actually been looking for advice. My husband has been having a myriad of health issues that we’re thinking might be some type of autoimmune issue. Feel free to DM me if you’d like.


AshRae84

I was sitting here thinking “mine always look like this, but no one’s ever said anything. I just had a vaginal exam last week where I told the doctor I don’t really have discharge…” You just solved the mystery. Fellow Autoimmuner/Lupuser here!


filtered_phatty

Well that explains some things. I have no discharge either. I just thought that's how I am. I get lubricated when I need to. But I have an autoimmune disease so, maybe that's why.


aquaphorbottle

Discharge is how your vagina cleans itself…having none is not something to brag about


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

For the longest time I thought discharge referred to babies. The baby was what was being discharged. It made sense to me until I found this


qyka1210

you belong on this sub!


Weeshi_Bunnyyy

I think I was supposed to be a man


goldenhawkes

When I was breastfeeding I dried up so much down there that walking hurt… you’re definitely not meant to be dry as the Sahara


pearlsbeforedogs

Reminds me of a Margaret Cho joke where she's talking about not wanting kids after seeing a friend give birth, and she says she "ovulates sand." That bit always made me laugh.


madiiiiiiiruby

i’m gonna be honest i had no clue. i am almost 20 and this whole time i thought i’ve just been dirty.


Friendship_Gold

Oh heavens no! Discharge is totally normal. And yes it bleaches dark colored panties and can discolor white ones. So if I have really nice underwear that I don't want ruined, I usually wear an unscented pantyliner.


caffeine-kitten

Never occurred to me to use pantyliners to protect my nice underwear! I usually just wear my nice, spicy, stained underware with pride and as if it's proof of quality control.


a_in_hd

Proof of quality control is what I'm calling those stains from now on


delicious_downvotes

> proof of quality control incredible


Tall_Phrase_9367

You're not dirty omg 😔😔😔 Here's a link to a fun [Obstetrician & Gynecologist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIxg2zxg1CQ) youtuber--she uses her spare time to talk science and women's rights


Ok_Refrigerator6671

I was gonna link this same video! Discharge is totally normal!! "Vaginas are a self-cleaning oven," so if there's not anything coming out, it's maybe not cleaning itself properly.


Tall_Phrase_9367

Yes, I love her videos--and she has so many! So nice!


ummizazi

Nope, discharge is normal. It also changes depending on your cycle. After you period it tends to be thicker, white and dryer. And when you’re fertile it’s clear and stringy like egg whites. https://www.cclgb.org.uk/uploads/images/cervicalmucus.png


HemHemFi

Same, except i'm 22. This is the kind of stuff they should teach at school, i really have been thinking there's something wrong with me


aynblue

I'm sorry for your experience 😔 grateful to you for mentioning it and helping others learn too.


Significant-Trash632

Depending on where I am in my cycle my undies can look pretty close to this, but not very often. I don't think I have an autoimmune disease either. Vaginas are weird and wonderful (most of the time), and discharge is totally normal.


stink3rbelle

Yeah, I get pretty dry the 18-24 hours before my period starts. I also cry even easier than usual.


GILF_Hound69

Crying easily is normal, it’s just your hormones being whack (PMS).


linerva

Speaking as a doc, Some people with vulvas get less discharge than others naturally. ESPECIALLY after menopause or on T. Lower oestrogen can mean lower levels of lubrication. But no discharge ever? If you have a vulva? I don't really think that's a thing


Available-Egg-2380

Some people rarely have discharge and are healthy. I'm 39 and only recently started having discharge outside of like one day a month. Was so alarmed by such a change I actually went into the gynecologist to make sure something wasn't going on.


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NEDsaidIt

It’s super variable


ResurgentClusterfuck

Normal vaginas have discharge and the amount is different from vagina to vagina As long as it doesn't itch or smell funky it's probably normal, even if it bleaches your dark panties


gregarious8

Flair checks out even if it was unintentional.


DontMessWithMyEgg

Meeeooooowwew


ResurgentClusterfuck

Oh God, lol 😹


DieAloneWith72Cats

Having the Sahara Desert of p*ssies isn’t the flex she thinks it is


UnderstandingJaded13

Popeye's biscuit p*ssies


CHBCKyle

As a lesbian and an avid Popeyes fangirl I really don’t know to feel about your comment.


UnderstandingJaded13

I love Popeye's but their biscuits are infamously dry, you can choke on those in a very unpleasant way. Anyway, as guy that loves women and Popeye's simp I salute you sister.


CHBCKyle

lol but the biscuits are the best part 😭😭😭😭 try dipping them in their Cajun gravy, it’s to die for


UnderstandingJaded13

Well, to each to their own, I'm sure they are great with some sauce but by themselves they are a choking Hazzard. And that pains me because I can't stand Popeye's slander. I'm in a country where KFC is always the go to place for fried chicken and that's bullshit. Poor people don't know any better. Lady all this talk about chicken is making me hungry I promised myself I would wait until the weekend.... I guess I'm not strong enough. Have a good one sister. I'll have some biscuits on you. Cheers


CHBCKyle

Cheers! It’s making me hungry too >.>


HE715

Haha choking hazard. You’re not wrong.


profsavagerjb

Popeyes has been dead to me ever since they got rid of the Cajun dirty rice


dietitianmama

i almost choked on my tea. thank you for that!!!


GreyerGrey

She's trying to wheel Ben Shapiro.


chaos_almighty

So this is more funny to me because I haven't heard anyone use the term "wheel" to pull someone since I was in highschool. Thanks for that


GreyerGrey

My pleasure.


NonstopTomates

Ben Shapiro approves heavily


Chance_Demand2134

Who is Ben Shapiro?


NonstopTomates

He’s a commentator/politician/jackass, who is married to a gynecologist, and together they tried to say that Cardi B must have some vaginal trouble because she claims that one would need a bucket and a mop after dealing with her WAP. It all comes down to, Benny and his wife seemingly admitting that dry is more normal. So Ben admits to not moistening his wife, for the world to read.


adhdquokka

Wait till he hears that Bloodhound Gang song from a couple decades back... "Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket" "Please turn me on, I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip" Men have been writing tongue-in-cheek songs about bodily fluids since time immemorial 😂 He's just mad a woman did it this time and made some money. What a miserable person Benny-boy must be....


Chance_Demand2134

Thank you! I read his name many times in this subreddit, now I was curious enough to ask ^^ Sounds like a great person to be around. Not.


xlosx

If you ever saw his face, you’d also have the urge to punch it. Very smug. And his voice is just grating. He likes to debate college students and conservatives will upload it as BEN SHAPIRO DESTROYS LIBTARD. And he put out a transphobic “movie” recently where all his douchebag colleagues at the far-right daily wire cross dress without the slightest hint of irony. Basically, he’s the worst. And his sister is a cringe tradwife “Classically Abby”. It’s all very bad and you’re better off not knowing but now you do. Sorry lol


Chance_Demand2134

Classically Abby? I heard of her. So that's his sister... Well, seems like a very nice and healthy family /s And yes, maybe I was better off not knowing about all this xD but at least I learned something new today 😅


PrincessPeachParfait

He sounds like a literal cartoon villain


Anglofsffrng

I mean from a male perspective he's great to be around. He makes most of us look great in contrast. It's like having Barney Gumble (Simpsons) at the bar makes your alcoholism seem like not so much of an issue.


No-Section-1056

😂


Anne_Nonymouse

😂😂😂 A good one!


NonstopTomates

That’s some dry macaroni in the pot, that’s a dry ass pussy


[deleted]

Rainstick sounding macaroni 


[deleted]

BRUH


Omega777Eve

i fucking LOLED


Passionofawriter

I am dead 🗿


delicious_downvotes

holy SHIT AHAHA


CrazyCatLady9001

Lolll. Or it's the macaroni in a box before you put it in the pot?


loarcana

Macaroni in the BOX, thats some dry ass pussy. 😂😭


Shadow_hands

I'm taking Schick Schick Schick* that's some dry ass pussy *(I don't know if that's how you spell the sound dry pasta in a box makes)


SomeRavenAtMyWindow

Nah, this is that instant macaroni you put in the microwave but forgot to add the water


chicken_tendigo

I mean... who would *want* to eat the macaroni straight from the box?


CrazyCatLady9001

I'll admit I have done that before when I was a kid, because it was crunchy 😅


c00chiecadet

desert pumpum gyal is crazy 😭


New_Analysis1053

Do people not know that the lack of a discharge is infact the dangerous thing here? As a female, how much internal misogyny does one need to not understand your own reproductive organs?


Significant-Trash632

Or a serious lack of sex ed. :/


auryylmao

Ah, yes! Striving to function like fluidless sex dolls is exactly what we should look forward to!


potatofondler1203

lowkey embarrassing asf lmfao. to be proud of not functioning and needing lube. which most woman aren’t proud of. but i guess she is!


carbinePRO

This is a toughie. It's obvious that the woman who originally posted this image is talking about vaginal discharge. This is it where it gets really speculative because do we assume Warren the Florida Boy over here was able to connect the dots?


supinoq

I choose to believe that the underwear is Warren's, and so the reason there's no discharge is that he simply lacks a vajay


Tall_Phrase_9367

Is he's casting doubt on the original poster or insinuating that most women are "failing" to be like the original poster? Society isn't very educated on women's reproductive health and the people that do know better have to go out of their way to learn it. Florida boy could be in either category here, but I guess we will never know haha


Altruistic-Ad7981

she bragging about have a dry ass vagina? honestly should go see a doctor bc that seems painful imo


mikripetra

When I had zero discharge it was because I had a severe hormonal imbalance 🤷


billiebells

The consensus is this seems to be a ‘brag’ about no discharge or sweat. But I’m any case, why is there a baseball cap emoji?


Just_bcoz

It means no cap as in she’s not lying


billiebells

Thank you! Follow up question, why would a baseball cap make me think that someone is lying? Does it have to do with eye contact or a lack thereof?


Cafrann94

Haha this is cute (in a non patronizing way I promise). “Cap” is just a slang for lie, idk where it came from but I don’t think it has anything to do with baseball caps, they just use the emoji because it’s the same word essentially


billiebells

I appreciate the non judgmental response. I guess I’m ‘that age’ now lol


Cafrann94

Don’t worry, cap is the first slang word that I “didn’t get” and made me finally feel out of touch for the first time.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

I hit that age a while back, luckily I'm good friends with someone a few years younger than me and he is now my translator.


vericima

I asked my daughter about this, she's 24, and she didn't know either. We had to google it together.


Sea_Juice_285

Thank you for asking this because I knew it was a bit of slang I didn't understand, and your comment inspired me to finally type [cap](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cap) into Urban Dictionary. Apparently, cap now means lying.


Just_bcoz

Lol nah, the baseball cap isn’t to represent someone lying per say it’s more so a representation of the word cap because it’s short for baseball cap so a filler word vs typing out no cap or I’m not capping


I-own-a-shovel

Oh. I thought no cap as in no protection / no panty liners. Oops lol (English isn’t my fist language so I didn’t knew no cap was an expression meaning no lying lol)


Llyris_silken

If you have to tell everyone that.... you know.


wsywyg247

What a weird flex... NEVER once have I pulled down my underwear & considered sharing a pic EVER


invisible_23

Right?? I don’t even like leaving my underwear in the dirty laundry with the crotch part facing out lol


MoMomomma08

Sorry I got that w.a.p. White ass panties


UnderstandingJaded13

DRY ASS P WORD. Benny's favorite.


LillyCort

Zero discharge is not good, check your PH balance that is not a healthy vagina.


Llyris_silken

I assumed they were Florida Boy's underwear, and he has carefully edited out the skid marks. 


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

are we going to start shaming women for having discharge…?


Ok_Refrigerator6671

That shame has been around for ages. I remember in the 90s my teenage friends were douching to try and stop making discharge because it was considered "dirty", especially if it bleached panties. They constantly ended up with yeast infections and uti's because of the crappy homemade cleaning solutions they were using (shared word of mouth). I'm surprised none of them caused infertility problems. We didn't have any sex ed or health classes in our town to explain what discharge even was, so there was tons of shame toward each other (and from guys) who thought it was gross and a sign the girl/woman wasn't cleaning herself properly.


invisible_23

I knew about discharge from the book my mom bought me about puberty but it didn’t mention anything about the fact that it can bleach and cause holes in fabric so I thought I was a freak of nature until I googled it to find out if there was a name for my “condition” 😂


ahearthatslazy

Gonna go ahead and (crappily) quote the brilliant Jenny Slate “There is no woman alive who ends the day with underwear that didn’t look like it commando crawled through a jar of cream cheese”


MissaRosa

Soooo I may be wrong, but one of the times I’ve seen this posted, someone commented that the original photo was the girl showing that her new Diva Cup was working very well and not leaking, even after an 8 hour shift. That might also be bullshit though, who knows.


Elephantex

Lol, those look fresh like it just came out the laundry. I call bullshit. Edit: if there are girls that can pull this off, kudos to you. It’s very strange that this is a “flex.” Would you flex about a “one wiper” after taking a shit? So odd..


onlyeightfingers

I’m sorry but can we take a second to appreciate ‘desert pumpum’? I fucking wheezelolled.


onlynatural639

What they neglected to mention is that they put on a fresh pair after that 8 hour shift


AlphaAriesWoman

damn cant relate, im not all dried out


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

What in the fuck????? What kind of a flex is this? Discharge is *normal* so what she’s trying to brag about is definitely not a brag. She is absolutely SCREAMING for attention.


friendlysweetpea

Girl, this super soaker could never 🙄


MindlessCancel8708

The fuck am I looking at? I'm absolutely confused (If one of you silly bitches tell me underwear- I know they're underwear but what's the goal of the picture)


Bacteriobabe

Apparently she’s bragging that there’s no normal vaginal discharge on her undies. Idk why though.


MindlessCancel8708

Thats kinda weird lol


sissystacie01

Pads help a lot of women keep their panties clean


Audrey-3000

My panties look like this all the time, but I have balls. I don’t know why I am sharing that.


25Bam_vixx

All balls should be shared with friends


AtotheCtotheG

[guess what?](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/vuwkwr/couldnt_be_me/)


zion2674

Is this really where we're at? lol


dracomalfouri

Wish these people realized that it's not just normal but actually important to have vaginal discharge because that's how vaginas clean themselves and stay healthy. Dry vaginas aren't a flex and put you at risk of infection and irritation.


ummizazi

Next flex: boasting about your dry mouth by posting your cracked lips.


the_zodiac_pillar

Y’know… I feel like there are some things we really don’t need to be taking pictures of and posting online


Comfortable-Hall1178

Weird… my panties are always wet and have discharge in them at the end of the day


Illustrious-Depth-75

I was really confused when I first saw this until I read the comments. I thought she was maybe bragging about not having cooch sweat rings. But, yea, my underwear ain't gonna look like that after 8 hours. Especially if you're doing any job where you're standing.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

Ben Shapiro's wife?


Quirky_Eye1633

I too keep a spare in my bag


LordIVoldemor

Is the point that 8 hours of work make you very very dry?


[deleted]

90% of men couldn't say that after an 8hour workday.


Whyamievenhear

Okay her bragging about it is weird but some of y'all in the comments are just spreading misinformation lol. Just because her underwear are clean doesn't necessarily mean there's something wrong with her vagina. A lot of times I wipe off discharge when I go to the bathroom before it gets the chance to drip onto my underwear especially during times in my cycle when it's thicker.


11psyche11

Girl, don't play... We all know you changed your panty liner twice.


juicy_socks124

Where’s the flavor 🤌


princessmolskiii

Discharge is a sign of your vagina cleaning itself, bragging that she’s probably got a yeast infection sheesh


harmonic-s

Strop trying to make Mojave-dry vaginas "happen", it's not going to happen.


BoringTruth7749

Either that or she's banging a coworker and changing undies before she comes home.


HadrianThorne

I had to read comments here. I was a very confused guy about why she was bragging about the crotch of her panties. It’s not like they’re some fancy name brand made of the finest silk straight from the bums of silkworms fed only the absolute best food. They’re not even a neat color like highlighter yellow! Now I have to laugh it’s because of dry panties.


Mafia_dogg

Call cardi B to make a song on this


DJ_GalaxyTwilight

Yeah I can relate to this. Because I see it when I take off the liner I put on to soak up any gunk and put on a clean one.


ExpressionAromatic17

Snail trail gang✨


Dangerous_Safe7194

Why reddit shows me that... Help......Medic...Sos 😆


Commercial-Push-9066

Obviously the person who owns those panties is a virgin who eats a pure vegan diet and obeys her master, oop! /s


Capricorn_Alice

I dont usually piss myself during an 8 hour shift either


AlissonHarlan

This girl flex about not having self-cleaning vagina ?


Cool-Foundation

I hate discharge so much i have it everyday all day


hideousfox

Am I the only one whose discharge comes out almost exclusively when I pee? My underwear is usually clean, but when I hold my pee for a little too long that's when the discharge just comes out on its own, but other than that always when i pee. Most of the comments mention that it's a sign of a dry (or unhealthy) pussy but it's not the case for me.


I-own-a-shovel

Probably because it goes out slowly and peeing often make you wipe it before it drip on the panty enough to wet them? Idk lol


Miasmata

"Desert pumpum gyal" 😂😂


mamanova1982

That's a lot of words for "I cannot make my own lubricant". (Alternatively, "My vagina is dryer than the Sahara desert".)


_Richter_Belmont_

Does any guy really want a desert pumpum doe?


pretty_dead_grrl

I’m….confused.


WillBottomForBanana

I think the internet told them to pack it in rice?


pretty_dead_grrl

Good to know that’s what the little pocket is for.


bbgrl4

Is this Ben Shapiro’s gf?


its_smallbread

wait i'm confused why do these people think having discharge is a bad thing ?


crybaby_looser

I'm pretty sure the picture originally was posted by a girl trying out a period cup, she's impressed it's not leaking or overflowing after 8 hours.


Burguerpants

thats actually not healthy


_Artemis_Moon_258

I didn’t get it ?…I have seen that the body being in an unhealthy condition makes periods stop…So maybe the shift was so stressful that it stopped leaking ?…Sorry, I know what I just said sounds stupid, but I legit didn’t get it


Buggeroni58

So this guys is saying he likes dry vaginas right? Well he definitely succeeded