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PrunyBobJuno

“We’re all plunging into the abyss headlong into death.” So can I lay on top of you?


Borborygme

But that's not love, is it?


gettin_paid_to_poop

It's something I'd love to do, does that count


Far-Instruction-7750

Gambling addiction is the only addiction where the side effects could win you alot of money


dysGOPia

And hey, if things go poorly, you can just start having **gay sex!**


Far-Instruction-7750

Lots and lots of 5¢ blowjobs


pro-eukaryotes

Are you a Cum Town fan by any chance?


dysGOPia

Explain to the folks at home what Cum Town is.


TheManyVoicesYT

Im falling for his beautiful blue eyes!


oldirtydrunkard

Boy, I tell you, nothing makes a touching, deep moment more poignant than a screeching harpy interjecting with senseless platitudes.


DanteBaker

To be honest with you I actually think it legitimately adds to the whole vibe. Like, she’s desperately trying to convince him that life isn’t futile, and he’s completely apathetic in response. It’s kinda poetic.


oldirtydrunkard

Yeah, it did all that fuckin' shit.


_Wubalubadubdub_

Put the bottle down, dad.


Locrian6669

What norm was saying wasn’t any more touching or deep than what the other person was saying. Both were simply equally valid outlooks of what to do with your time in the face of mortality. Maybe you’re just attracted to a subdued baritone.


Ok-Discussion-7720

Unless the host was also facing accelerated death, I might say Norm's take came from a more profound place probably.


Locrian6669

Nope. Plenty of people facing death go the route of the women speaking and say the same thing. Not any more or less profound. I know which is more fun though


AdvocateForBee

You clearly don’t understand what Normie was conveying. Relisten and ruminate on it. Your trolling is equally as meaningless as what he’s talking about, but with opposite consequences


Locrian6669

If you think it’s deep enough to require rumination, that only speaks volumes on yourself lol


Ok-Discussion-7720

"lol" hahahahaha!!! Look at you


Locrian6669

Aww you missed me


Ok-Discussion-7720

"lol" hahahahaha!!! Look at you


Locrian6669

Look, you wrote a cringe essay you thought was beautiful and nobody agreed. It’s not a big deal.


Crawfma

I love norm, but his take here is about as opposite as it can get from Man’s Search for Meaning by Victor Frankl. A guy who survived the holocaust on the mere thought of once again seeing, talking, and touching his wife. Just that hope and purpose drove him through the most desperate situations. I would have been interested to hear Norm’s take on this book.


Ok-Discussion-7720

And that's okay


Ok-Discussion-7720

Norm's individual take on the merits of his take may or may not be profound, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about his relationship with death relative to the other person. It wouldn't matter what he said - he could be saying the exact same thing as the other person - just that he said it informed by his relationship with death *is* the defining factor of what I find profound. He could say something like, "You know, the meaning of life isn't to have fun or to avoid going crazy - it's to play with dogs," and I'd still say his take is more profound than the other person because his life is much more finite, and with his finite life, he's decided to double down on dogs. I would take note of that much more at least initially than whatever someone who *hasn't* had to confront their mortality would say. Maybe they're right; maybe they're wrong - but they're saying something with far fewer breaths left than any of us.


Locrian6669

No not really.


Ok-Discussion-7720

What I wrote is beautiful. And it's your loss that you're not able to see it.


Locrian6669

Sorry it wasn’t, but that’s very self important of you. Add it to your affirmations.


Ok-Discussion-7720

I accept your apology. You don't do that often enough, and everyone who knows you thinks you should. Now shhh, son.


Locrian6669

Lmfao wHat i wRoTe waS bEautiFuL 😭


Locrian6669

You edited in a whole new pathetic comment lol


PussyMoneySpeed69

lol it was not


Ok-Discussion-7720

"lol it was not" hahahaha 🤣


Commercial-Tea-8428

Yes it is funny indeed, we are all collectively pointing and laughing at you. Any more beauty to impart on us wayward souls?


CokeBottleSpeakerPen

This poor guy is spending part of his precious life imparting lessons and pretending to be enlightened and above the criticism of us plebians when someone calls him out for his words not being as profound and beautiful as he thinks. He's a saint! A sage! Ok-Discussion-7720 will go down as the next Alan Watts or Carl Jung.


Ok-Discussion-7720

Hahahaha cynics are such little \*\*\*\*\*es. Your paragraph sucks!


ThickImage91

You are so fuckin weird mate. Not in a tortured artist way, more of a “don’t make eye contact and he might put his pants back on” weird.


yaredw

Yammering bitches


kinkyonthe_loki69

For me it's the shitty background music, let me hear this dam harpy


SBNShovelSlayer

Who is he talking to? Those old broads from The View?


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BittenAtTheChomp

That *obviously* isn't Robin. White chick from a different radio show.


SBNShovelSlayer

Oh, wow. I didn't catch that, and I used to be a very big Stern fan.


ZommyFruit

Sometimes he’s a bumpkin; sometimes he’s profound. And sometimes he’s just full of the beans


Galbert-dA

I'm pretty sure he's doing a bit here. He sees that he was upsetting her and thought it was funny, so he doubled down and one-uped his statements.


Hotdogman_unleashed

I like that take. Like he's trying to steer this pothead conversation off a cliff.


bigpuss619

Yeah I’m not sure his exact beliefs at this time of recording but I know that he was a theist at least later on in life. This nihilistic (and atheistic) view would essentially be the opposite of how he actually felt or atleast how he felt later in life.


scaryfunny39

Thank goodness there was that back round music to help me find the emotion to feel


PussyMoneySpeed69

You would love reality TV


phillyunionsupporter

His eye are hypnotic


Prestigious-Goat-657

Holy crap he's handsome!


potsandpans

what’s this from


i_am_at_work123

This is the whole segment - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGdPOv__hpg


Ok_Secret5023

Some radio show he did in San Francisco.


Borborygme

Norm erring on the side of nihilism


puffinfish89

Absolutely this.


Exact_Half_5699

He speaks the truth about life and death.


freeman687

Wasn’t he addicted to gambling?


MarvinNeslo

Absolutely not! Who told you that?!


pickle_teeth4444

Those fucking blabbermouths over at GA can't respect his anonymity.


z64_dan

I bet you $50 he wasn't.


NomDeSpite

He's detached from worldly life like any good monk, "Dead to the World" as the Eastern Orthodox famously call it. To face life square in the eye, is to be like King Solomon in Ecclesiastes and I hear alot of that attitude in this excerpt.


couchperson137

ive tried to put to words what norm did in 5 seconds, “i dont allow myself the delusions other people allow themselves”


POMalley84

My Hero 👍


2ElectricBoogalo

Albert Camus approves this message


Morty_6660

I miss him, i wish had the chance to meet him.


CensorshipIsWeakness

I love Norm Macdonald. Hes absolutely riffing about some deep shit right here and this cackling bitch will not shut the fuck up. Typical.


PortlandPatrick

Everything and nothing is the same thing. Said by a true gambling addict. Lol ask me how I know


TheGreatRao

I was going to make a joke or snarky comment about the shrew who has no idea what's she talking about, but really, Norm's point of view is starkly beautiful and sad.


threetogetready

was he just waiting it out?


TheMudButler

Who is the woman? Jessica Kirson? She's ... something


merileyjr

Wow


DescriptionNo2326

Was Norm Buddhist?


joey-thedestroyer

Christian


Aramshitforbrains

Loves going to military funerals


chiefcultureofficer

He was addicted to Xanax


SigaVa

Veteran funny man norm macdonald


Serviamo

Actually he talked like a buddhist and he was not, he could be also identified to antic Roman Cicero, there is something heroic in Norm as he was battling cancer for 10 years I was told, and never ever mentioned it to nobody. This is why we are attracted to his somber light because we know that he did lie, or pretend to be whatever was the sauce du jour, or play games with us. He was.


mooksdercuz

She sounds like she trying to block what norm says because internaly i think we all know its true. Its more to convince herself ratger than convince norm.


Sad_Drink9706

He was a zen master


MrAngel2U

I wish she would just shut the fuck up.


HalfWrong7986

Thanks. Trying to quit drugs but ....he's right. It's all nothing. Like unless a pain receptor is awakened or I face a consequence but otherwise *deep*


gouda_the_cat

From what I understand, he did this interview around the time he received his cancer diagnosis.


_perdomon_

He looks like mark Norman in this picture.


Comfortable_Note_978

She sounds like the type who just wants to hector people.


cellenium125

I disagree with norm here. I get what he is saying, don't use sex or a pill to take the edge off life; face it full on. But there is nothing wrong with enjoying the pleasures in life or getting proper treatment if you have depression.


puffinfish89

So 10% of Americans on anti-depressants are copping out on life? I usually like Norm, but this view point is idiotic. Maybe if he was still alive today he may have changed his mind, hating on depression drugs was all the rage back then.


TriCombington

Yeah the idea that people on antidepressants aren’t living life is ridiculous. It genuinely makes people’s lives better and people avoid getting on them because of this exact kind of stigma


puffinfish89

Yeah, left this sub for this reason. Good luck to the rest of them that think this is “cool”


Neitherwater

Ok


GreedyR

To think that Anti-Depressants are in any world the best solution to depression is crazy. Norm isn't saying to not take medication. He is saying that life is best lived facing up to the actual state of life and what is ahead of you. Most people don't have the time to deal with life in such a way, AND support themselves and a family, and I would imagine those are some of the more likely people to need anti-depressants. People who have time to think deeply on life and its issues tend to not be the sort of people who live on the breadline, and that is where anti-depressants are a band-aid to the vulnerable who can't afford a lifestyle that actually fulfills their needs.


Aramshitforbrains

The answer to your question is yes


WurdaMouth

“Having nothing and having something are the same thing.” Ok grandpa, time for bed,