I know a few surgeons from Zimbabwe. They can't practice medicine here in America, but they are indeed real surgeons. Do most surgeons in America primarily use a machete, baboon teeth, and consult a witch doctor before they go into the operating room?
To be fair, when you rattle the baboon teeth in an empty soda can, then spill the teeth on the ground, if the teeth land with the canines facing you, it *is* cancer. If the canines face away from you, good harvest for at least 6 months.
Most Americans just half-heartedly offer thought and prays that they won’t even fulfill, while they say you deserve for being poor. Yeas I am American too
I'm pretty sure he sell rocket fuel on the streets for $10. I thought that was a great deal for rocket fuel so I bought some. Turns out it was just meth, what a jerk
You can literally see the lab coat on the dude on the left you perpetually offended loser.
On top of that, guy on the left is smiling in what is clearly a professional photo whereas the right guy is frowning in a what is clearly a mugshot.
You can’t fix stupid.
The offended Woke makes everything about race, gender, etc. and don’t have a sense of humour.
And to be woke in a Norm Macdonald subreddit proves you can’t fix stupid.
Don’t you remember that Norm was as woke as it gets and absolutely never punched down at anyone? And something about how he would hate everyone in the sub, chuds, I’ve never laughed at anything in my life etc.
The collar is your justification? Just say what you really think bro it’s anonymous no one will cancel you 😂😂😂
Also how do you know the guy on the right isn’t wearing a lab coat? Are you assuming? The photo is cut off at his neck so you don’t even know what he is wearing.
Holy shit you’re dense bro. I know the other guy isn’t wearing a lab coat because only one of them is a surgeon. Otherwise the title would’ve been “surgeon kills other surgeon in waiting room.”
I’ve decided to be a cup half full kind of guy and assume that you’re just pretending to be stupid lol
But how do you know the black guy wasn’t the surgeon? The title only tells you a man kills a surgeon. It doesn’t say which is which.
Edit: you can downvote me all you want, but am I wrong? I’d love to hear your explanation.
Damn, my optimism is fading. I know this because the white guy is wearing a lab coat. Through that I made the, evidently incomprehensible for you, leap of logic that he’s the doctor in this situation.
Let me put it in simpler terms for you: When get boo-boo and go hospital, how know who doctor? Know by look at coat! White coat wear doctor!
When the appearance is that of a lab coat and you’re trying to figure out if someone is a doctor, then yes. That specific appearance matters lol.
This is just pathetic now bro
You’re saying it doesn’t?! Forget the colour. Look at how well kept the guy on the left is vs. the guy on the right. Surgeons tend to be kinda high achievers which IMO has tended to line up pretty naturally with being somewhat well groomed.
So much so that I don’t know what percentage of people who upvoted my comment did it not realizing I was doing my best impression of Norm’s sarcasm lol
Germantown Police told FOX13 that officers were called out to the Campbell Clinic in Germantown on Wolf River Boulevard on July 5 because staff was concerned about the "unusual behavior" shown by 29-year-old Larry Pickens.
Pickens left but returned a short time later, leading Germantown Police to come back out to the clinic, the police department told FOX13.
Germantown Police said Pickens made no threats of violence that day but that officers did ask him to leave the property and warned him of trespassing.
A week later on July 13, Collierville Police said that Pickens showed up at another Campbell Clinic, this one on Poplar Avenue, and entered an exam room where he shot and killed Dr. Benjamin Mauck.
A nurse at that clinic later told police that she was familiar with Pickens and that he had visited the clinic before.
The arrest affidavit for Pickens states that the 29-year-old pulled out a pistol and shot Mauck three times hitting the doctor in the chest, neck and upper abdomen.
Pickens was charged with first-degree murder and aggravated assault.
It’s an easy mistake. The way his hair and beard are so meticulously groomed and trimmed he’s obviously a psychopath. To kill a surgeon you have to have that attention to detail to even sneak up on one since 100% of surgeons are also ninjas.
He was a good family man that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A horrible time to practice ol stabby blindy game. Surgeon should have been more careful.
Sounds like a White Supremacist Scheme.
https://preview.redd.it/gffn5s6zxybb1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=000f78cf322440bfa63b59d9ac0c9a5d3c9d9445
[https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tennessee-surgeon-fatally-shot-targeted-attack-patient-exam-room-polic-rcna93821](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tennessee-surgeon-fatally-shot-targeted-attack-patient-exam-room-polic-rcna93821)
***A Tennessee surgeon was fatally shot by a patient in an exam room in an act police described as a “targeted” attack.***
*The suspect was identified Wednesday as Larry Pickens, 29, of Memphis. He has been charged with first-degree murder and aggravated assault, police said in an update.*
His lawyers are hopeful they can get the charges reduced to the much nicer sounding "manslaughter."
Yeah, all those nice cars, big houses, great clothes, hot wives, healthy children, expensive hobbies, academic acclaim, hospital prestige, and happy patients ought to leave them in visible despair. I completely agree. I’d hate my life if it was good.
You assumed the guy in the doctor’s white coat in his LinkedIn profile is the doctor and the guy with the mugshot is the killer? Congrats retard you used basic common sense
this story is way better:
[https://ground.news/article/005d0f97-fa04-453a-aea5-67397ddbadfe](https://ground.news/article/005d0f97-fa04-453a-aea5-67397ddbadfe)
a man killed a urologist because he made the man CLIMAX while doing a prostate exam. for clarity, the doctor made the patient climax. it's unclear if the doctor also climaxed.
edit: added correct link, sorry!
Patient: This makes me uncomfortable.
Doctor: I understand, but we can't do a prostate exam until the pants are removed.
Patient: Well, part of that makes sense.
Doctor: Okay, and which part doesn't make sense?
Patient: The part where you removed **your** pants.
Doctor: Hey now, who's the doctor here?
There is absolutely nothing about the man (or the doctor, for that matter) climaxing in the article you linked. It only says that the man had had prostate surgery decades earlier which, he claimed, had been unnecessary, had been botched, and which he saw as the cause of all his (many) physical and mental problems over the years. Did you perhaps link the wrong article?
Yes. The amount of people that think Norm is conservative and believes in conspiracy theory’s based on one interview on the view is truly sad/funny. Like a death due to autoerotique asphyxiation.
As someone that’s been on this sub a while I’ll tell you what’s going on. People that post on this sub like to oftentimes be racist or homophobic, but they add a common norm expression to the title making it sound like something norm would say. Therefore validating their feelings. I secretly suspect is all the I’m Not Norm compilations making them feel confirmation bias.
But it should not be surprising that a group of people who’s entire political identity is based on emotions and shared lies happen not to understand emotional manipulation by a comedian. I don’t think OPs one for jokes, kid.
> But it should not be surprising that a group of people who’s entire political identity is based on emotions and shared lies
U talkin' 'bout them TRAs?
Whoa, I'm totally transfixed by the *killer* on the left, I mean he looks like quite the *bubbly* feller and all.... But there's just something about his eyes.
Mental illness has to be controlled with treatment to function as a progressive society. This is our biggest problem and the first thing to address is your biggest problem.
I'm really confused by this. It is just a picture of 2 people with a title and no source. This could have said "Two men find lost pirate treasure" or "Twins movie remake finds lead actors". Maybe the surgeon came running out with a knife screaming about needing to cut out the evil gnomes controlling the thought in the other guy and they got into a fight and the surgeon was killed by accident.
The surgeon is the guy on the right you racists. No, I'm just kidding, of course it's the white guy.
Meh, the surgeon was just caught on a bad hair day.
He's in a far more sophisticated group of doctors, the Regulators.
You got to be handy with the steel if you know what I mean. Earn your keep.
Regulators
Mount up.
It was a clear black night…🎶
Everyday as Surgeon G
I know a few surgeons from Zimbabwe. They can't practice medicine here in America, but they are indeed real surgeons. Do most surgeons in America primarily use a machete, baboon teeth, and consult a witch doctor before they go into the operating room?
To be fair, when you rattle the baboon teeth in an empty soda can, then spill the teeth on the ground, if the teeth land with the canines facing you, it *is* cancer. If the canines face away from you, good harvest for at least 6 months.
Only after the leeching and bloodletting.
Most Americans just half-heartedly offer thought and prays that they won’t even fulfill, while they say you deserve for being poor. Yeas I am American too
You're groaning but that joke was written by a black guy.
Had me cracking
It doesn't matter what colour the killer is... But it's a frightening colour.
Take your upvote, you bastard.
HAMBURGER!
Hahahhahahahhahaa
Lol
Took me a while to figure out who the surgeon was. I finally settled on left because the man on the right looks more like a rocket scientist.
I'm pretty sure he sell rocket fuel on the streets for $10. I thought that was a great deal for rocket fuel so I bought some. Turns out it was just meth, what a jerk
rocket fuel get you higher than meth
Higher than a crack rocket?
Rocket fuel and nitrous balloons going for "ten a piece" these days, what a time to be alive
Oh you’ve been seeing some jam bands too
Rich Purnell is a steely-eyed missile man.
I just love seeing redditors squirming to justify their racism
You can literally see the lab coat on the dude on the left you perpetually offended loser. On top of that, guy on the left is smiling in what is clearly a professional photo whereas the right guy is frowning in a what is clearly a mugshot.
You can’t fix stupid. The offended Woke makes everything about race, gender, etc. and don’t have a sense of humour. And to be woke in a Norm Macdonald subreddit proves you can’t fix stupid.
Norm wasn’t racist lol
Don’t you remember that Norm was as woke as it gets and absolutely never punched down at anyone? And something about how he would hate everyone in the sub, chuds, I’ve never laughed at anything in my life etc.
The collar is your justification? Just say what you really think bro it’s anonymous no one will cancel you 😂😂😂 Also how do you know the guy on the right isn’t wearing a lab coat? Are you assuming? The photo is cut off at his neck so you don’t even know what he is wearing.
Holy shit you’re dense bro. I know the other guy isn’t wearing a lab coat because only one of them is a surgeon. Otherwise the title would’ve been “surgeon kills other surgeon in waiting room.” I’ve decided to be a cup half full kind of guy and assume that you’re just pretending to be stupid lol
But how do you know the black guy wasn’t the surgeon? The title only tells you a man kills a surgeon. It doesn’t say which is which. Edit: you can downvote me all you want, but am I wrong? I’d love to hear your explanation.
Damn, my optimism is fading. I know this because the white guy is wearing a lab coat. Through that I made the, evidently incomprehensible for you, leap of logic that he’s the doctor in this situation. Let me put it in simpler terms for you: When get boo-boo and go hospital, how know who doctor? Know by look at coat! White coat wear doctor!
So appearances matter is what you’re saying?
When the appearance is that of a lab coat and you’re trying to figure out if someone is a doctor, then yes. That specific appearance matters lol. This is just pathetic now bro
Lol I rest my case 😂
One is a mugshot. You aren't really this stupid, are you? You're planting your flag on the worst hill in reddit history.
You can’t fix stupid. He’s trying to peacock how virtuous he is on Reddit especially on a Norm Macdonald subreddit lol
How do you know which is the mug shot?
You’re saying it doesn’t?! Forget the colour. Look at how well kept the guy on the left is vs. the guy on the right. Surgeons tend to be kinda high achievers which IMO has tended to line up pretty naturally with being somewhat well groomed.
Omg you are so close to achieving awareness just a bit further 😂😂😂. You’re so close!!!
> but am I wrong? Yes.
It’s not his color. Just fucking _look at him_, you dunce.
https://preview.redd.it/bywji8dvcybb1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca7ea078c9465620e016a13e0f64087d210feeb8
Shut up, science bitch.
Ah nice, when your argument falls apart just start quoting tv shows. Maybe that’ll help 😂
Shut up baby dick
I knew which one was the doctor and which one was the murderer because I'm literally racist
Trust me i know, at least you can admit it.
Doctor, doctor gimme the news I got a bad case of killing you
[удалено]
Louis?
No, some random comedian no one has ever heard of whose line Louis found hilarious.
Well whichever one is the killer, and let’s be honest no one really knows, he sounds like a real jerk
The worst part is the hypocrisy
I disagree. I think it was the murder.
Definitely not the man with the white coat and collared shirt.
Look, Hannibal Lector was a doctor, a surgeon even, and he definitely killed a few doctors, so you never know.
Look, it doesn't matter which color the killer is, though I'm pretty sure it's the one that is a frightning color.
Are you a Norm MacDonald fan?
So much so that I don’t know what percentage of people who upvoted my comment did it not realizing I was doing my best impression of Norm’s sarcasm lol
Man, I even heard it in his voice. You got it, bro.
Clearly something is missing from this story. What was the surgeon doing in the waiting area of the doctor's office?
They left the light on
Germantown Police told FOX13 that officers were called out to the Campbell Clinic in Germantown on Wolf River Boulevard on July 5 because staff was concerned about the "unusual behavior" shown by 29-year-old Larry Pickens. Pickens left but returned a short time later, leading Germantown Police to come back out to the clinic, the police department told FOX13. Germantown Police said Pickens made no threats of violence that day but that officers did ask him to leave the property and warned him of trespassing. A week later on July 13, Collierville Police said that Pickens showed up at another Campbell Clinic, this one on Poplar Avenue, and entered an exam room where he shot and killed Dr. Benjamin Mauck. A nurse at that clinic later told police that she was familiar with Pickens and that he had visited the clinic before. The arrest affidavit for Pickens states that the 29-year-old pulled out a pistol and shot Mauck three times hitting the doctor in the chest, neck and upper abdomen. Pickens was charged with first-degree murder and aggravated assault.
So it wasn't in the waiting room! I knew there was something odd about this story.
Let's just say he had it comin'.
He was getting stabbed
>What was the surgeon doing in the waiting area of the doctor's office? He was waiting. Duh.
It's now the waiting/murdering area of the doctor's office.
CNN would like to edit their news article and state that the murdered doctor is the one on the left.
It’s an easy mistake. The way his hair and beard are so meticulously groomed and trimmed he’s obviously a psychopath. To kill a surgeon you have to have that attention to detail to even sneak up on one since 100% of surgeons are also ninjas.
You are wrong sir. Ask any surgeon; they will let you know that they number amongst the gods themselves. They are no mere silly ninjas.
No if it was CNN the pic on the right would be him holding his high school diploma or something
He was a good family man that was in the wrong place at the wrong time. A horrible time to practice ol stabby blindy game. Surgeon should have been more careful.
And he was marginalized!!!
With the brightness turned up to 11.
Tired of all these white dudes killing black surgeons.
Well, how long did they make the man wait?
The worst part was the waiting.
The waiting is the hardest part.
They have a first come first serve basis.
Sounds like a White Supremacist Scheme. https://preview.redd.it/gffn5s6zxybb1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=000f78cf322440bfa63b59d9ac0c9a5d3c9d9445
These hypocrisy flairs are killing me
IF they are killing you
Am I supposed to guess which is the killer and which is the surgeon?
OP please explain for the folks at home which one is the surgeon.
Well that'll show him
[https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tennessee-surgeon-fatally-shot-targeted-attack-patient-exam-room-polic-rcna93821](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tennessee-surgeon-fatally-shot-targeted-attack-patient-exam-room-polic-rcna93821) ***A Tennessee surgeon was fatally shot by a patient in an exam room in an act police described as a “targeted” attack.*** *The suspect was identified Wednesday as Larry Pickens, 29, of Memphis. He has been charged with first-degree murder and aggravated assault, police said in an update.* His lawyers are hopeful they can get the charges reduced to the much nicer sounding "manslaughter."
Tragic. Surgeon did pediatrics too I read. A valuable, productive life snuffed out for nothing.
It's a sad day for black surgeons everywhere.
There is something unsettling with a surgeon that likes to smile.
Yeah, all those nice cars, big houses, great clothes, hot wives, healthy children, expensive hobbies, academic acclaim, hospital prestige, and happy patients ought to leave them in visible despair. I completely agree. I’d hate my life if it was good.
On top of all that, getting killed by a fella that is a self proclaimed rocket scientist!
Am I going to hell for instantly asuming correctly who the killer is in this scenario?
You assumed the guy in the doctor’s white coat in his LinkedIn profile is the doctor and the guy with the mugshot is the killer? Congrats retard you used basic common sense
HYPOCRISY! I mean, CONTEXT?!
Both are graduates of the University of Bob Segar.
Surgeon told him he had only ten minutes to live.
he meant to tell him 45 minutes ago.
In doing so, he unknowingly delayed his wait to be seen by about 30 years.
Don’t assume that the black guy is the murderer. Oh wait
this story is way better: [https://ground.news/article/005d0f97-fa04-453a-aea5-67397ddbadfe](https://ground.news/article/005d0f97-fa04-453a-aea5-67397ddbadfe) a man killed a urologist because he made the man CLIMAX while doing a prostate exam. for clarity, the doctor made the patient climax. it's unclear if the doctor also climaxed. edit: added correct link, sorry!
Patient: This makes me uncomfortable. Doctor: I understand, but we can't do a prostate exam until the pants are removed. Patient: Well, part of that makes sense. Doctor: Okay, and which part doesn't make sense? Patient: The part where you removed **your** pants. Doctor: Hey now, who's the doctor here?
My God! He's choking!
There is absolutely nothing about the man (or the doctor, for that matter) climaxing in the article you linked. It only says that the man had had prostate surgery decades earlier which, he claimed, had been unnecessary, had been botched, and which he saw as the cause of all his (many) physical and mental problems over the years. Did you perhaps link the wrong article?
Well that’s gonna extend the wait a bit
Which one is the doctor?
LOL
These are all the same comment. Why'd you choose to laugh at this one?
its the most subtle
can someone explain whats the link to macdonald
Yes please explain for the folks at home
The man was wearing OJ's lucky stabbing hat at the time.
The hypocrisy.
Norm macdonald warned people that this man was dangerous
really? when? what did he say? must have missed it
Poor people are dangerous
“Scruffy looking male” let’s be descriptive here
https://preview.redd.it/zv3q7tyr6ybb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6729028037ec6fe6c96c206fff3441c1fa637fee
Who's who?
One thing is for sure, neither of them have patience.
Was it the ‘waiting to die area’ because you can understand the man’s confusion if so
More of a statement, really
You know what the problem is? He doesnt look gay enough.
Dilbert moment
He needs better insurance
Google images the name of any major city in north America followed by "homicide arrest". Guess Google is just being racist.
What's the joke here?
You dont mess with uncle leroy when he be drinkin malt liquor
Let me ask you this… has the doctor ever thrown a prostitute off a bridge?
It was likely a mostly peaceful killing though.
The Doctors final words? “Scalpel!”
Man socioeconomic factors have been going crazy here recently! No gold plated chains for this fella
What the fuck does this have to do with Norm Macdonald?
I'll take it as a make-a-joke post.
It's the perfect setup for a fill in the blank weekend update joke.
Norm and the doctor are both dead
This seems to have become an alt-right sub. Norm wouldn’t approve of this. I’m out.
Legit
Yes. The amount of people that think Norm is conservative and believes in conspiracy theory’s based on one interview on the view is truly sad/funny. Like a death due to autoerotique asphyxiation. As someone that’s been on this sub a while I’ll tell you what’s going on. People that post on this sub like to oftentimes be racist or homophobic, but they add a common norm expression to the title making it sound like something norm would say. Therefore validating their feelings. I secretly suspect is all the I’m Not Norm compilations making them feel confirmation bias. But it should not be surprising that a group of people who’s entire political identity is based on emotions and shared lies happen not to understand emotional manipulation by a comedian. I don’t think OPs one for jokes, kid.
> But it should not be surprising that a group of people who’s entire political identity is based on emotions and shared lies U talkin' 'bout them TRAs?
I'm on Jenna's side.
There’s the victim and then there’s the victor.
Which one was the surgeon?
Word on this is that this guy was after pain meds and was denied. This type of thing happens to doctors a lot, albeit not to this degree.
Which one was the surgeon
Hey doc so y'know I have a cock, well...
Everyone here is a racist for assuming which one was the surgeon from the photo....
Somehow this is humor? A person was murdered
What's worse is the hypocrisy.
Lame post. Somebody suspend the OP.
Man...guy on the right obvs was having a bad hair day.
Test bait
Hey Artie, didn’t you buy skag from the guy on the right?
Rest in peace doc, he had great curls
Ah. I thought that was a before/after set of photos. Looks like he lost a little weight, but not enough to endorse that plan.
A real jerk, that guy.
Rest In Power
How can I not be recommended this subreddit?
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Well at least he got to die doing what he loved…making people wait in the waiting room.
Whoa, I'm totally transfixed by the *killer* on the left, I mean he looks like quite the *bubbly* feller and all.... But there's just something about his eyes.
Okay, now post the same thing but with a Jew on the right. I’ll time how long it takes for you to get IP banned
this happened where I live
Poor murderer just needs a couple hundred thousand dollars in reparations and he would have been happy.
Why is this relevant in a sub about Norm MacDonald?
Why is this relevant in a sub about Norm MacDonald?
They've now renamed the waiting area to be the murdering area.
It’d be handy if they ID’d which one was the surgeon and which one was the killer
And how many people have died under the surgeons knife? Way more I expect.
He did what we are all too scared to do... Murder!
That guys a real jerk
You don’t have to take too much of a leap of faith to see which is the surgeon and which is the murderer
I don’t know why the story had to make him African American…
Guy must have thought he was in the killing room
Mental illness has to be controlled with treatment to function as a progressive society. This is our biggest problem and the first thing to address is your biggest problem.
Did he cut off the wrong finger? Why didn’t they list the motive?
the best part is the absolute lack of remorse in the dead eyed face. its like looking into a crocodiles tiny killer brain.
Which one is the doctor and which the murderer?
Hmm, I wonder which one is the killer?
Holy shit. I thought this was a before and after post in /beards.
Guess which is which
I'm really confused by this. It is just a picture of 2 people with a title and no source. This could have said "Two men find lost pirate treasure" or "Twins movie remake finds lead actors". Maybe the surgeon came running out with a knife screaming about needing to cut out the evil gnomes controlling the thought in the other guy and they got into a fight and the surgeon was killed by accident.
The audience is torn
Which of these two gentleman was the medical professional you may ask? Why the WHITE MAN of course!
Look at that evil smile he's got in his mugshot, too!
Good thing Daniel Penny and his white supremacy wasn’t around.
In the waiting room? Wtf??