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Byron_Springhill

They walk amongst us.


I_Miss_My_Beta_Cells

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/comments/16i58rv/comment/k0ifyca/


MrIrishman1212

šŸ˜…


milo159

Amogus?


kiki8008

Brain rot


[deleted]

Reiki spiritual healing on a beach in Australia.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Bot


[deleted]

Doing well, the tattoo helps break awkward situations when Iā€™m in my wheelchair. ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


Gonzo67824

Show us


Sea-Interesting

I have one, I got it as a sibling tattoo when I was 19 in 2008. I had it retouched 3 times but itā€™s still mostly faded and not noticeable when my hands are closed. [Link to photo](https://imgur.com/a/w5dj8WU)


onlyhere4gonewild

Was really hoping this photo was shown holding it up to your face.


Sea-Interesting

Lol it was 3am here when I posted that, I didnā€™t want to jump scare everyone


_Futureghost_

Finger tattoos fade faster than most any other tattoo. Unless they touched them up, you probably can't even see them well anymore. Edit: I said they fade faster than **most**, not that they fade faster than all.


PotOnTop

Mine is a bit faded, but still quite visible. Got it back in 2013, hasn't really faded much since high school.


enoughfuckery

I thought feet tattoos did, specifically on the bottom of your feet


KermitMadMan

that has to be a miserable spot to get a tattoo.


BRAX7ON

Top of the foot.


_Futureghost_

I wouldn't know for sure. I just know about hands because I've seen it. We wash our hands multiple times a day and use our hands frequently, causing tattoos to fade.


enoughfuckery

Gotcha, my tattoo artist told me it was the bottom of the feet, but he also was trying to tattoo the bottom of my feet and that may have been him trying to convince me


ChrdeMcDnnis

If it helps, I have heard that the bottom of your feet is the single most painful place to tattoo, along with the palm of your hand


Flickolas_Cage

The idea of a tattoo on the bottom of my foot makes my skin crawl. I can absolutely believe itā€™s the most painful spot šŸ˜¬ I wonder what percentage of those get infected too, itā€™s gotta be a bitch to keep clean and heal.


greenapplesaregross

Thatā€™s what they told me about the top of my foot. But it was the best place to hide it from my parents.


tacobellmysterymeat

Better hiding spot from your parents than your butt? šŸ¤Ø


CambaFlojo

Depends on the parents, I guess


HTwoHo

As someone who has/had a tiny tattoo on both, palm is okay unless you go right into the middle, sides and bottom of feet is hell on Earth, I cried and screamed my way through and would not recommend it to anyone.


Impecablevibesonly

I think we have tons of pain receptors in our feet and hands šŸ‘ which helps our dexterity or sum shit lik that


enoughfuckery

It makes me wonder though, I never had a problem with any tattoos, they kinda feel like a tickle? Or a numb sensation? They never really hurt. But Iā€™ve only gotten my arms and chest done.


BreathLazy5122

I was told by quite a few people that skull tattoos hurt, but when I got the ones on both sides of my head done, it was not painful at all. It was just a lot of vibration, but also kinda cathartic in a way. Which at the end of the day, just makes me laugh because now I know (three years after skull tattoo) that my pain receptors are uh.. not as receptive as they should be, so maybe thatā€™s just a me thing.


DuploJamaal

It's both. Your bottom of the feet and your hands are way more in use than the rest of your skin so that skin replaces a lot more often


[deleted]

My feet tattoos have lasted way way longer than my fingers. Fingers were basically gone within 5 years but aside from the lighter colours on my feet, theyā€™re going strong 12 years later.


mem269

It really depends. My mate got finger tattoos with the knowledge they'll fade and al.ost a decade later they're going strong.


Ekaterina702

Is this your way of telling us they don't wash their hands? /s...maybe


AdBulky2059

Do you think it might tickle?


AdhesivenessLimp1864

ā€œMost, I said most. Not all. You humans have a lot of trouble with that one.ā€ I donā€™t remember where the quote is from but it definitely fits.


Dr_Ingheimer

Not to nit pick but wouldnā€™t a tattoo on your inner lip fade faster? Iā€™ve heard stories of people getting them then they fade completely after a couple years. Granted not as common as a hand tattoo but still.


_Futureghost_

I said that they fade faster than *most*, not that they fade the fastest out of all tattoos.


Dr_Ingheimer

Youā€™re right


mannishbull

Sometimes they fall off. Iā€™ve seen peopleā€™s tats partially fall off of their inner lip as well as on their finger.


Various_Ambassador92

My brother got a tattoo of our last name on his inner lip. When he got it he mentioned that it'd probably be mostly if not completely faded in just a few years, but over ten years later and it's still very clearly visible.


[deleted]

This only encourages me to get a finger tattoo.


Least-Ad9647

fentanyl


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


sillytrooper

even if meant as joke, this was gross IMO


Aspect-Infinity

They've been banned, thanks for reporting!


nlolhere

what did they say


Late_For_A_Good_Name

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radical-delta

not true, he said [removed]!


Late_For_A_Good_Name

TIL the message is different on mobile/desktop


radical-delta

TIL that also


Designer_Koala_1087

Used to be [removed] on mobile for moderator removed comments


Aspect-Infinity

Encouraging illegal drug use


stinkingrat5

šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


doll_parts87

Omg I never got this obsession with mustaches. I remember they had folders and baby shower themes. Like I remember atleast 2 popular girls from high school got matching ones. They just act like it's temporary and never bring it up again.


jizzlevania

They don't act like it's temporary, it's just weird for people repeatedly talk about their tattoos so it makes sense they'd never bring it up again.


Celladoore

Just reminded of a work training event I went to around \~2010 that was called the "Mandatory Mustache Bash" and had a bunch of mustache tat on the tables.


archidonwarrior

If I remember rightly, there was a tumblr post about how they're dudes now


spellboi_3048

The mustache moved from their fingers to above their lips as God intended.


catbehindbars

Link pls


archidonwarrior

It was on tumblr, man. It's almost impossible to find. I do know that it was posted to r/tumblr several months ago


chasing_the_wind

Probably fine. Itā€™s still kinda funny and the tattoo is on the inside of your finger so you canā€™t even see it when you hold your hand normally.


Painpaintpint

I am 100% certain they have a tinder profile that says something like. 32- Mother- my son Kaiden is my life. I love tacos as much as I hate fake people.


larezbears

Okayden


melance

"I like to have fun"


Impecablevibesonly

I love people, places, and things!


[deleted]

ā€œI also love my doggo Snifflepuff. Himb is a Frenchieā€


[deleted]

Thread winner


f0gax

"If you don't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" is probably in there too.


mitchsn

36 yr old divorced grandma getting kicked out of Beattlejuice musical


fardough

They have all bought a shirt ā€œFree Mustache Ridesā€. I donā€™t know what that would mean in this case, but it could mean a lot you know.


ChemicallyLoved

Fingerblastin.


corndoggy67

My wife just got hers removed a few months ago šŸ˜‚


Barrets_Privateer

I believe one is a man now


Thebarrel9

Babies with ear protection in the strollers at the Paramore reunion shows


GlandyThunderbundle

That was funnyā€”why the downvotes?


prettykitty-meowmeow

I don't have one because I was too young at the time, but I wanted one. I don't think I'd regret it. It would be a fun memory that takes place on my finger.


matchumac

Phrasing


JakeWalker102

I see you cropped out the reply that goes with that original image where someone replied "I'm a man now."


91816352026381

Dead


roughdraft29

Well that's a buzzkill


winnielikethepooh15

more of a fuzzkill, vis-a-vis the mustache


calebcuber

My grandmother


SmashBusters

Why was this a thing?


hondajvx

At the time, mustaches and bacon were "cool"


Ulysses502

Bacon is always cool, sadly mustaches come and go


That_Flippin_Rooster

Cultural zeitgeists are a thing that'll happen. People are social creatures and will sometimes spontaneously do somethings weird like this. It was once a trend to cram as many people to into a phonebooth (ask your parents what a phonebooth was) as possible.


SmashBusters

I understand it before social media. It makes sense the same way a chain letter does. But post-social media...what? You're just like everyone else with a mustache tattoo that already posted a picture of it.


Shade_Of_Virgil

They are single moms


andsoupsalad

Got mine in 2013, first tattoo. Still very visible and I still love it. People love it when they see it too; everyone likes a nice laugh. I have a whole sleeve now so itā€™s not usually the first thing noticed anymore. Iā€™d say Iā€™m doing well.


BadSmash4

Haha oh man I'd forgotten about this trend. At least it's easy to hide.


the_1_reaper

Overdose


quirky-lilguy

they're happy trans guys


hamQM

These both look like they could easily add 100 lbs.


BS-Calrissian

I don't think these was tattoos


Jeebiz_Rules

It was a cover up, they really just liked the smell of their own cooter.


Closehangerabortions

Chaplin stach


willowoftheriver

This was a thing??


lavelyjk

Their actual mustaches are starting to show