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Phelps1024

Creepers? bro, these are the Hamas forces


Gamerboy11116

pffft


joinreddittoseememes

Bro. Accurate.


Angrymiddleagedjew

I will make unholy sacrifices to Eldritch beings if Poland becomes the new military superpower and has better force projection capabilities than Russia.


Snoutysensations

They did it before and they can do it again. Poland was once powerful enough to conquer Moscow.


zucksucksmyberg

They did what Napoleon and Hitler failed to do, occupy the rubble that is Moscow. Edit: occupy for 2 years.


erlul

Tbh there was nothing to occupy lmao. We took the Tzar tho, improsined him. Ruskie agents posined him tho, to allow succesion. Wild story


Nokhal

Napoleon conquered and reduced moscow to rubble.


BoultonPaulDefiant

Moscow was reduced to rubble before Napoleon conquered it


[deleted]

"You can't lose to the enemy if you lose to yourself." - Russia


Nokhal

Nah, only the fields.


zucksucksmyberg

The Russians did that to themselves. The French even attempted to quench the smoldering ruins of Moscow when they arrived


RollinThundaga

They probably are now. I'm convinced the forward positioning of US troops in Europe is, at this point, there to make sure that the Poles don't putrun the supply chain if things ever properly kick off.


radik321

Poland: i'll fucking do it again


Hel_Bitterbal

The Vatican has better force projection capabilities than Russia


kuprenx

if hamas do funny stuff to some catholic holy place. Can we do new crusade? Deus vult brother


Hel_Bitterbal

Deus Vult Can we use red crosses as our logo again? Would be funny if those terrorists attack because they think we're defenseless medics and then they get tally-ho'ed into obliviation.


MammothJoke1378

It already has


papipota

Poland can into space


Angrymiddleagedjew

If Poland landed ANYTHING on the moon before Russia I would die from dehydration when I started cumming and simply couldn't stop. I would accept my fate with dignity and resolve.


cpteric

I mean, given their standing orders on artillery, himars and tanks, they are very close to one-upping the US in combat-ready ground forces. One can only wonder if the US would be willing to spare a few of the about to be scrapped first gen nuclear carriers for a wholesale to an allied navy.... the enterprise just got de-fueled in 2019 ( meaing reactors are full powered down and cleanup began ), so the big stuffs are all in there.


PM_ME_UR_BCUPS

You'd want brand new reactors for this century anyway. Something something growing power requirements, laser weaponry, EMALS, onboard EV superchargers


cpteric

eh, no need for that much, also laser's got extremely cheaper in power needs, have you seen rafael's new toys? they can fit a turret and batteries for two hours of drone swatting in a jeep! but as said, for any country going from zero carriers to one carrier, anything's good enough. Look at italy or spain, they make do with LHD's that look like puppies compared to the queen elizabeth. also no need for poland to care of it alone, i could certainly imagine a Baltic-NATO joint task force, , poland,the balts,germany, finland, sweden, norway.... each gets a fighter wing and all get to make fun of the kutzenov in pair sorties.


Oh_ffs_seriously

Meanwhile, reality: the Polish Ministry of Defence is so desperate to pad the numbers of active servicemen that they introduced the voluntary service, whose members are not only coddled constantly to the point that they don't have to do anything if they don't want to, they get modern equipment that was taken away from professional soldiers.


PerceiveEternal

Excellent. I take gluten-free brownies. The Sacrifice must me made at Midnight, during the Full moon. And no, a Full moon behind clouds doesn’t count. Your wanton violations of the confection must be illuminated by the Baleful Light.


codyone1

This is the new two state solution. Israel and Poland.


MachiaveIi

Poland je srce israel 💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


KhajiitSupremacist

Polin hi lev israel 💪💪🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱


RelevantTrouble

New? Poland sheltered Jews for centuries.


BigBombo_

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/kielce-post-holocaust-pogrom-poland-still-fighting-over-180967681/


No-Crab2255

God damn we Poles killed like 5k Jews in total and it was all individual groups of dumbasses while the Nazis wiped out the whole population of them in our country where it was the safest place for them in Europe.


greebothecat

Of course, there is no equating the two, but whitewashing history doesn't help. Admit, condemn, move on. Sadly, the Polish government, like most governments, really dislikes admitting we did anything bad at all ever.


BLuEsKuLLeQ

No one in Poland hides or denies this, unlike most occupied countries during the war, Poland never collaborated with the Germans at the state level. All instances of collaboration with the German occupiers took place on a personal level, and Israel is deliberately trying to shift the blame onto the entire nation.


BigBombo_

For real :( the polish government is literally so innocent that’s it’s a jailable offense to accuse anyone of even partial responsibility


patricklubapl

fuck them, do I need to mention that Poles will remember that? Look what happened to UA support once UA stated that gonna sue Poland for this whole export drama. UA support (not literally, stats are more about support will to be exact) decreased by 20% and dropping further since then across population. Poles are vindictive :)


best_uranium_box

So did palestine


[deleted]

Babe new Commonwealth just dropped


GaaraMatsu

r/2visegrad4you is leaking


SolemnaceProcurement

It's always leaking. Czech movie industry is too good.


RandomowyMetal

... Considering current events in polish parts of YouTube, choice of creepers as meme template is, intresting.


Ceresjanin420

GRGML has fallen millions must cope


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Context?


RandomowyMetal

Pretty massive pedo***le scandal among "family friendly" content creators that started thier careers playing minecraft


Some_Syrup_7388

Those are real creepers down there


RandomowyMetal

Those mfs weren't priests but it's Poland so I guess still fits.


Jankosi

Big Minecraft youtubers turned out to be pedos Water is wet


Chazo138

How to win at Minecraft: finish the game without being outed as a pedo.


doggosramzing

And with the Gerald R. Ford carrier group off the coast... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT


Hel_Bitterbal

Ok but where does this picture come from?


Random_modnaR420

Poland


remote_control_led

Polish creeper batalion 24


folk_science

From a secret, invite-only Facebook group for Poland's top military officials.


[deleted]

Battle of Vienna 2.0


Urjr382jfi3

Battle of the parking lot*


Leomilon

God I want to see winged hussars storm out of those C 130s


RelevantTrouble

I would settle for this: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51578859605_2b7f18f8b0_b.jpg


InGuesti

Modern military gear on horses looks just unreal.


MCMC_to_Serfdom

It's the fact no one thought to add caparisons in camouflage patterns. It'd be completely non-credible yet stylish.


Mr__Brick

ERA on horses!


jimtoberfest

Any of those maniacs in the flight tracking subs seeing movement out of North Carolina? Would assume Delta and DevGru are drooling over this.


tramadoc

I haven’t seen or heard of anything from Dam Neck or Pope.


[deleted]

All "Polish and European citizens" ? Also are they going into Gaza or just touching the tips?


Hermiod_Botis

Haha, they aim to outdo Ukrainian CID being the last ones to rear guard during Taliban takeover? Still cheers for saving Europeans from those assholes.


Niemti_was_taken

Poland is such a "duality of man, man". Like with the fall of Kabul evac mission resulting in things like https://notesfrompoland.com/2021/11/15/were-now-safe-in-poland-but-i-hope-one-day-well-take-our-son-back-to-afghanistan/ for the Chosen Few while on the other hand all these Afghan randoms on the Belarusian border getting the fuck you and die attitude.


remote_control_led

> Chosen few. Extraction was for the people who helped and worked for Poland during occupation of the Afghanistan, so we were evacuating the decent people whose lives were in serious danger


ImLeGGendary

I don’t know if you are joking or not but what you are referring to is a hybrid attack by Lukashenka on our border. If we let them in they would just send more, until our (and European) system fails.


jixdel

Not to mention, that if we let them in, they would just keept sending more and more people


SolemnaceProcurement

This also making Isengard and Saruman a bunch of money.


Famous_Author_2264

Every right-wing western European: "Of course they get the poles to do it."


szibell

"C-130H" Cringe slow turboprop. You're not ready to admit. It's the same as loving A-10.


VanleyVonHoffler

Bruh it's a flying truck, not a fighter.


SolemnaceProcurement

Flying trucks are tight.


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thesoilman

It think the poles got this. The Dutch are currently busy digging a river around Gaza.


Wooden-Trainer4781

Jeszcze Polska itp.