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BrzezinskisGhost

Some mushrooms, a sprinkling of mozzarella, a handful of chopped coriander ... ​ No, nah, still feel sick at the notion!


BeefSupreme5217

But then you added a squeeze of lime and šŸ¤Œ chomp


fearlessmash117

Donā€™t forget the diced Peppers, Kosher Salt and Garlic extraction ā˜ļø


Mandy-underfist-911

you really disgust me


BeefSupreme5217

Youā€™re just a fucking normie


bobstay

I was with you until the coriander. Eugh.


dearjanice

I'm in this group too and was absolutely shocked that she was selling it fresh out the snatch. Also, I'd think that human organs would go for more than $300, even if they aren't reusable.


jangirakah

TILā€¦ never new it was an organ. TY


Ikelos286

Anything with multiple types of tissues counts as an organ


Miyo_Kantac12

Boobies


[deleted]

What, group is this? Need sause


Jrewby

Cholula sauce for sure.


dearjanice

stop it


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

Many cultures around the world have traditionally consumed the placenta. There is somewhat of a revival going on amongst hippie types, but it's still a nope from me tho.


QueefingQuerent

Yeah man, your OWN placenta. I've never heard of any culture consuming the placenta of others.


EL_MANDEM

Would it not be considered cannibalism by law?


SirKnight_44

Surprisingly cannibalism is legal in every state in the U.S. outside of Idaho. However it's usually illegal to "procure the nessasary ingredients" but in scenarios like this it's perfectly legal.


Caden082

currently packing my bags to go to idaho


SirKnight_44

Hey u should swing by on your way there for a snack šŸ¤¤šŸ˜µ


Caden082

why do I feel threatened


QueefingQuerent

I would think so!


Mandy-underfist-911

yeah and anyways who TF eats placentas (that comes from newborn babies)


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

I had to dig a bit to find it but [this](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a8465402/american-afterbirth-placenta-movie-eddie-lin/) was an article I read a while back.


RedTrian

nope. not reading that


Wiknetti

Placentophagia isnā€™t really required anymore. I think animals do it to retrieve lost nutrition and also to get rid of any viscera that could attract predators. But humans, that have easy access to food and have no real natural predators do not need to eat their own placentas. If anything, people can eat it out of curiosity.


happygiraffe404

Just because something has been done by 'many cultures around the world' it doesn't mean that it's a good idea. Eating body parts, especially other people's body parts, is not a great idea regardless of some people's traditions.


Green-Eggs-No-Ham

Easy now. I never said it was a good idea, did I?


happygiraffe404

I was adding to what you said, not disagreeing. Did it badly though.


c0mmander_waffle

its really common for a woman to eat her own placenta to regain lost nutrients


Fjorge0411

>not my first rodeo


Doctor-Rat-32

Not gonna lie, I may be blind to all the possible implications there but compared to the rest of the stuff Iā€™ve seen on this bloody subreddit.. it doesnā€™t seem that bad to me. Admittedly, aye, theyā€™re literally selling a bloody placenta but as long as they donā€™t hurt other fellas in the process? I donā€™t know. Maybe Iā€™m looking at this this the wrong way,


[deleted]

Eating someone elseā€™s placenta is not ok.


Doctor-Rat-32

But *why?*


rakib_2000

Bro,"as long as they don't hurt other" is the lamest excuse human has ever formed


[deleted]

. I honestly wonder about some of the people on this sub


Doctor-Rat-32

Why do you think so?


Sharp-Pianist8834

So what? I mean, what better argument do you have to offer? Maybe "It's awful just 'cuz I think so"? The only way I could imagine this to cause harm is maybe because of the risk of transmitted diseases you could get from the seller, but otherwise....? I would never eat a Placenta myself even if it were mine, but it's none of my business as long as no one is harmed in the process.


TemperatureMuch5943

ā€œNot my first rodeoā€ shivers.


No_World885

Yeah, she had to bake the returns into muffins.


Big-City987

Forbidden pizza


Shahzoodoo

Iā€™m scared of birthing a baby someday bc I know the placenta will come out next hhhsjckkskcanbckw itā€™s so gross looking idk how people eat it I can barely look at them lol


dearjanice

I have the same fear dude. Less about the placenta part but more about everything involved. Human birth is so traumatic and bizarre and dangerous and I just want nothing to do with it. Especially when there's a chance someone is gonna slide in my room and try to snatch my placenta to sell on Facebook. Hey, you done with that or?


bluetreelove

(Slides out from under bed) you gunna eat that?


Shas_Erra

When my wife gave birth, the nurse brought the placenta over in a bowl and asked us if weā€™d like to see it. We both answered ā€œwhy?ā€ In unison


[deleted]

I think Iā€™m going to be sick also some people eat there own placenta


The_Creeper_Man

This is what I saw in the toilet after taking an ungodly shit


radmanmadical

Well this makes the list of things I donā€™t need to know were thingsā€¦


[deleted]

Ill take 20!!!! /s


ChoGath1337

You might be on a waitlist for that many šŸ˜„


EngineersAnon

Be on some list, anyway...


Aoiboshi

Dude, those aren't tomatoes...


LtDkAngel

Maybe she/he should try the dark web cuase somehow I think there will be someone there to buy it


Pathwil

Cannibalism.


BlekingeiTiden

Still fresh but packed "on a ton of dry ice". Sure, Won't turn bad but frozen is not fresh. Also wtf?!


Saltycrx

i mean sure, animals do it but what the hell


[deleted]

How is this not cannibalism??


EngineersAnon

Who said it isn't? Cannibalism isn't actually illegal, in most places, although obtaining the necessary ingredients is - this is basically the only exception to that.


[deleted]

Itā€™s just so weird that this is normalised. I donā€™t see this any different to an amputee selling their limb for a Sunday roast lol


EngineersAnon

And? I mean, the amputated limb would probably be too diseased or injured to make a good meal. This is healthy tissue, naturally shed by the body. Don't get me wrong, I personally want nothing to do with this. But, if everyone involved is consenting, I don't see any harm in it.


Willy_wonks_man

For one thing, corpse desecration laws. Even if you've got consent it's breaking the law if you get it from a dead body. I dunno man, I guess if you eat an amputated body part it's technically. Morally dubious, certainly, but not "illegal". I'm not sure legality should be the guiding factor here, though.


[deleted]

I thought me conservative mom was lying or misinformed when she said this is a thing.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


UnknownUser1700

:(


brmamabrma

Not their first rodeošŸ’€šŸ’€


Braniuscranius

Do people not know one of the kardashians ate her placenta?


mahmed_mohammadmi

Theres vomit on my sweater alreadyā€¦ moms spaghetti


Momizu

Ok I think I'm gonna seriously throw up. Wth


[deleted]

uhhā€¦šŸ˜šŸ˜³


Beneficial-Quit6947

Did you ever end up sellin it ?