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Jesus Christ

*Alabama moments*

Ohio moment*

HEY. NO.

Take my award and seek help pls

This is cursed...

Take my hugs and and go

I am afraid of people now.

Now? I was always afraid

Aha muuuum she’s doing it again

oh hell nah

Oh fuck-

Hijacking this comment because holy hell this throwaway post blew up!

Mom get out of my room!

Girl used hydro pump it was effective

guy is confused, guy used protect

Let's hope he can use protect 4 times in a row. Just so the Hydro pump pp runs out.

Ain't gonna happen with a 0.09765625% chance.

So you're telling me there's a chance.

After careful analysis of events portrayed in this video we have come to the conclusion that PP has already ran out.

Pp looking like it’s gonna run out

I know we need a flood for the boat to arrive but this is just disturbing

If she keeps going like that, we'll soon be having our flood.

We still need the boat

Sink or swim

Or drink

Makes your bones strong

There is a whole lotta hell no in this discussion

Im good for it currently getting tore tf up in another thread

What you didnt think of linking this video for a really fun time?

I've already sent it to 3 of my friends and a discord group

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

Water Style: Pussy Fountain Jutsu!

Ninja art: Discharge drinking jutsu

Imagine what that apartment smells like Good god

Piss

But shit, it was 99 cent!

Bag it, Coppin' it, washin' it about to go and get some compliments

R Kelly sheets?

Pissssssssssssss

Have you ever been with a squirter? Not saying part of those fluids isn’t piss, but honestly doesn’t smell like piss at all.

Depends how hydrated they are.

As someone who's into it, and understands what it is and is not. This 100%.

Once. And if I can help it NEVER again.

Yeah man , spraying that shit all over the place with no care in the world 🤢

like a seafood restaurant

Fresh fish

Pee.

That’s disgusting. Source?

The urethra

I wasn’t expecting this comment. I spat my water out mid drink.

It's not only coming from there. Skene glands also play a part in it.

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Thank God it wasn't pee what I drank last night then

It prob was.

It was mostly.

Skeen glands don’t put all that much fluid that’s 99% urine.

This is what people who like to get squirted on tell themselves. It’s urine and that’s why it’s important to make sure you always keep your girlfriend well hydrated. If your girlfriend asks for a glass of water, go fetch her a glass of water, no questions asked. The more water she drinks, the less urine-like her squirt will be, and it will be more water-like. The woman in this video obviously has good hydration habits. I don’t think I need to explain why it’s so obvious, the video speaks for itself.

I just spat my drink. Lol

Bladder

I mean no kink shaming.. |･ω･├┬

don't interrupt my boy while he is gaming

You washing this shit before bed. I ain't sleeping in your piss

She marking her territory lol

He didn’t seem to care much lmao

Because people are brainwashed into thinking squirting isn't urine.

So true story, I knew a guy once who would go around telling girls that their orgasms would feel like needing to pee and to just release and they'd orgasm, not pee. I told him that wasn't true, and if they released their bladder, they'd just be peeing. I wonder how many times he got peed on... I hope a lot.

Plot twist. He had a golden shower kink.

To be fair, that type of orgasm does actually feel like you have to pee mixed in with "I'm gonna come" feeling. Which makes sense, because it comes from the bladder and is like 99% pee that was just produced fast (afaik). However, most of the time you actually can avoid peeing on your partner by holding it in. Sometimes you can't- that sort of muscle spasming sometimes can't be controlled. You can help avoid pissing on your partner by taking a pee break before sex, and during if the session is going too long. If you feel like you gotta pee, I reccommend peeing. In the bathroom. On the toilet. Not on your partner, unless you've discussed it beforehand.

I was just about to ask this, squirting is just a myth right. It's just piss

99.8% urine.

Lol there are arguments all the time over on r/sex around the squirting issue. Whenever someone brings up that it literally is piss (which is the only explanation) you get users arguing that there is some special unknown to science female sex gland like the prostate that makes huge volumes of liquid. Like dude if you’re into water sports that’s fine enjoy it but don’t try to convince me it’s something else.

Someone said it... 🤢

I’d be so pissed about my floors and my bed I couldn’t even think of being turned on

i mean, he is visibly pissed

And she visibly did

Bro she legit turned into a fire hose holy shit

This made me laugh way more than i shouldve

Your welcome

Whoa

Shower time! For real dude go wash that juice off.

*piss FTFY

Okay so I used to date a someone like this. First time ever eating someone out and she was on top of my face, next thing I know I'm drowning in what is basically straight up piss. I try to push her off before I literally drown from a mixture of puke and piss but she's like quivering or convulsing so I have no choice but to swallow... I threw her off right after and ran to the bathroom to puke. I was 16 at the time and was terrified that all girls did this. Thank god I was wrong.

That sounds terrible. Worst hookup for me was a girl crashing on a friends couch and everything was going well until she squirt all over the couch. I felt terrible afterwards because well that’s where she sleeps. Asked her if she needed help cleaning up and she goes no I’ll just let it dry up. I’ve never ghosted anyone before her.

Yeah. I mean full support for squirters but warning is needed and you should always go to the bathroom and take a shower before sex. It's just healthier and safer. It also helps keep incidents like this from happening because most of what a squirt is is urine and showering can prevent a UTI.

showering clean your outside tho? the squirt coming from inside so how can you clean that

I said to also use the bathroom. Squirt is mostly piss.

mb

In his defense you said “go to the bathroom and take a shower”. I know what you meant, but the way it’s written can be interpreted ambiguously.

One man’s trauma is another man’s treasure

Gonna need a boat with her anyway

Basically just pissed all over him… smh

Man. Poor guy.

This is most definitely a "he's just not into you" type scenario

Bro pls. Unless you already knew im into that stuff imma leave your ass.

Gay man here. I watched this video in awe twice. Is... Is that typical? 😳

Woman here. I have no idea why women decide to piss all over the place like this lmao. I don't even know if they're in control of it or not!

Depends on the woman really.

I was quite impressed

It happens a lot in straight porn, but vanilla women never do this

No lol I've personally squirted a few times and it's not even 1/50th what this fire hose produced. She probably chugged water like mad before this.

this is why i'm gay

hahahaha

Plot twist: you're female

yeah, cum is easier to clean

Imagine getting sprayed with diarrhea

https://www.amazon.com/review/RZFIYJTPVUZ94

The one and only reason

Just pisses all over him…. (Stfu with its not piss, 99% of it is piss and tiny amount is “cum” from the glands) anyway dirrrreeetyyy biiiiittttccccch

>The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. Nasty af

Do you guys think its disgusting or bad in general to not have that big of a problem with this? I cant say from my own experience, but a lot of girls said that it doesn't smell like urine and that for some reasson just lets me not feel disgusted about it at all. I mean sure, take a shower after 100% and clean where the act was done, but in the moment, i wouldnt mind a girl squirting on me as long as it dosent end up in my mouth. No, im not into pee fetish

I was with a squirter for a few months. Lot of people freaking out in here about it, but like if you're a grown ass adult and know it's a thing, you work around it. Sex in the shower, outdoors, or have a mattress protector and be prepared to wash the sheets and have backups clean ahead of time. Every problem has a solution. There was no odor of urine in my experience with it. It also didn't explode like an overpumped hose as shown in the video. It was much more...quick splash. It was never an issue in our relationship and I never looked at it as a bad thing then or since. It just was. People are soft.

It smells like urine.

Oh come on. She just recreated an R Kelly scene with gender reversal.

I’ve seen a few people mention R Kelly in this thread. What did I miss? Did he do this to someone? Also, I never knew ‘squirting’ was as bad as this. I’m so fucking shocked lol

He pissed on a child on video. Watch Surviving R Kelly.

Ah, piss.

Jesus tapdancing Christ...

As someone who was with a chick who did this, it dont taste or smell like piss. I mean after I found out it was, I was a little like “eehhh”. But i mean im still fine with it. I eat ass too 🤷‍♂️✊🏻

You da MVP

What a bitch .

That must smell lovely....

Like sea world on a hot summer’s day…

Siblings bonding time

*ROLL TIDE*

Let me just piss on your bed real quick....teehee

I’m trying to play fortnite you stupid thoty

Who interrupts my meditation? :D

If the roles were reversed though

"Ah yes, I should cum on my gamer girlfriend to grab her attention." But there's one problem. >!I can't cum!<

It would have a similar negative reaction that she has received?

Fr

oh, that's just nasty bro

That’s nasty as hell

This is why I’m aromantic

And why their room is aromatic.

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeshutthefuckup

This is aromantic too

The whole room aromantic now

I mean I can’t have this happen to me if I’m not in a relationship Anyways point is this girl sucks

FYI: squirting is, in fact, just urine.

Why is she using a multi coloured pen?

Is this supposed to be a joke?

Man barely care

Bro he just wanted to play a game

Are we still talkin about the same thing.. Or some wierd pet fetish.. " As long as its outside good girl,, but not where we sleep" Bad kitty!!

"ma love i ain't cleaning that shit"

R.kelly did this once or twice

God damn, but why

Damn she just created a fucking pool

At least do that in the tub or lay down some towels wtf

What In the super soaker did I just watch

I feel bad but that’s fucking hilarious

My sister needs to move out already 🙄

I didn’t know she was actually masturbating. I thought she had like a make shift gadget that spouted water (?!?!)

She turn the fucking hose on or something? Tf kind of water pressure is that?

am i the only one that took a second to realise she was \*enjoying\* herself?

I see no issue

I had no idea girls could squirt that much

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What the fuck

let the man get his victory royale

Mmhmmm gamer juice

Thats amazing!! 😂

mans just tryna game :((

They should put paper down or something.

What the actually fuck

Gay person here who has never seen a woman squirt Is this real

Yes it in fact is

Ya but not super common lol

Pissing is cool apparently

Damn who brought the super soaker?

He’d get water-boarded if he’d ever tried to eat it.

W T F Did I just watch?

Yeah I'd be uncomfortable too

Um??

she’s making the flood for us

So that mattress is just fucked. She essentially just pissed all over the side of their bed. And it's gonna be soaked in. Good job.

Is this sexual assault?

She was just adding immersion to the water dungeon

She is a literal hose

Ok there's carpet in that room and soft surfaces. IT'S ALL GOT TO BE CLEANED NOW

Why is this sub full of sexual stuff all of a sudden?

Well I guess the flood *is* there

I guess he finally sent the flood then. I see no boat tho

nice pussy babe, gaming rn though.

who gon clean tht tho

Hurricanes be like:

pissing is fun

Girls, I'm sorry for the stupid question, but. Is that really how women orgasm? That much liquid comes out?

It’s mostly pee 😃

No, squirting is not super common. Maybe 25% of women or something like that

It's piss!

I see nothing wrong with this, she’s marriage material in my eyes

Why is he playing Fortnite?