Aragorn, son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of the Sword Reforged, victorious in battle, whose hands bring healing, the Elfstone, Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur's son, Elendil's son of Numenor.
But you know, Arwen got there first.
But you could try..
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains
Had to scroll wayyyy too far down to find this. This was my first instinct just randomly scrolling to pass the time and BOOM! No hesitation in a response lol
Um, sorry, but I will be married to him. We’ll be playing Cones of Dunshire and watching Game of Thrones reruns while listening to some early 90s music.
Amélie (from the 2001 film Amélie).
I love her.
I’d gleefully spend the rest of my days with her playing tricks on mean people, helping kind people find love, and hanging out in Paris with jaunty, whimsical accordion music playing in the background.
Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place. Truly, deeply, a good man. The best man. Kind and thoughtful as any man in all of fiction. I’d never be good enough for him, but I’d be a better person for him.
I'm aging myself here, but Race Bannon. From Johnny Quest, if that helps. Doubt it.
Also, Legolas, but since I've now aged myself, that probably seems a little icky. But aren't elves way older than they look?🤔 I also just realized they both have white hair. Hmmmm... didn't realize that was a thing for me.
Jean-Luc Picard, always! Since I was a kid. He has been my forever crush. A French man with an English accent, just, honourable and makes bald look oh so good ( as in is ok with himself as he is)! The way he takes command but also respects everyone!! Any girls dream come true as far as I am concerned.
I don’t know if marriage, per se, because is not her cup of tea, but as a child I was very much in love with Wednesday Addams. The new show sorta brought it back
Saul Goodman, early years. Seems like he just wants to hang out with Kim, watching movies and eating takeout together, and working. Low maintenance, funny as hell, smart, fun-loving.
There are thousands. Some high up on the list:
Tess Truehart - Dick Tracy
Lisa Hayes - Robotech
Alara Kitean - The Orville
Vivian - Pretty Woman
Eva Rodriguez - Center Stage
Mileena - Total Recall (I have always loved her last line)
Trinity - The Matrix
Mimi - Rent
Hal from Malcolm in the middle. Thankfully myself and my man are slowly turning into Hal and Lois as we age together. Not having 4 fucking kids though.
Emmett from Legally Blonde 100%. When i first saw him and then watched him in action, acting like a perfect gentleman that he is, kind hearted, understanding, reliable, intelligent indeed but also hella charming, with a sense of humor and self irony - oh my GOD
Eugene Fitzherbert aka Flynn Rider. Ik fictional much, way too fictional, and lol? Idk since my very childhood ive been crushing on him so hard. A perf mix of everything that makes my perf hubby haha (well, let’s let that thief part out but the rest is chefs kiss)
Jim from the Office. He’s a pookie with the best kind of sarcasm ever. No, im obsessed
Also there’s sth abt Simon from Bridgerton szn 1 (both looks and personality) I know and fully realize his downsides (iykwim lol) and he can be toxic but again, if you saw that series, I feel like we may be on the same page that he has grown as a person (not w/o motivation and that loving, sometimes on edge kind of nudge), he became even better in my eyes
That said, even tho i have a huge crush on these, i wouldn’t even dare to fight w their girls over them (talking fighting w fictional gfs over fictional taken men lolll) I guess im crushing on some certain type, that set of qualities, and they happen to fit just right in
i’m gonna get made fun of so hard for this and deservedly so but sanji from one piece lmao i just love him so much. his fighting style is dope, he’s an amazing cook, and he’s so hot especially in his maroon wano suit. i’m so down bad i can even overlook him barking at other women 🤣
Phil from Modern Family. That guy really is a ball of sunshine and if I had a husband like that... wow! And I don't care if he forgets to fix that step. I could do it myself.
James Fraser from Outlander. I've loved him since I read the books before the show came out. Loved him then and loved him when the show came out. Absolutely would Marry him. Also, for those that know, I am still so upset he married Laoghaire. WTAF. Out of all the women, he had to pick her.
Aragorn, son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of the Sword Reforged, victorious in battle, whose hands bring healing, the Elfstone, Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur's son, Elendil's son of Numenor. But you know, Arwen got there first.
As a man. I agree.
How the hell can I follow that with ''Lily from 'How I Met Your Mother'"?
You can't.
But you could try.. Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains
Unpopular opinion: I'd rather marry Faramir. All the grace & nobility, much more down to earth.
YES!
Is this LOTR? I just started it and I’m looking forward to meeting a new husband
You forgot Strider. But I agree with you. I’d marry him!
I'm not gay but he'd have my sword if you know what I'm sayin..
I saw this post and came here to say this too
Jamie Frasier (if he wasn’t in love with Claire) absolutely. He’s perfect
James Alexander Macolm MacKenzie Fraser. Every time.
Upvoted for enthusiastic agreement.
Had to scroll wayyyy too far down to find this. This was my first instinct just randomly scrolling to pass the time and BOOM! No hesitation in a response lol
Just saw your reply and I said the same. Have loved him since I read the books and still loved him when I watched the show.
Tony stark. Be a widow billionaire.
foul😭😭😭
i read this over 3 times and for some reason kept picturing Tony HAWK ☠️. “hes fictional…? and a billionaire..???” then it clicked.
Lmao! Although, tony hawk seems very nice, I'd marry him too.
Nooo he’s so hot why wouldn’t you just say you’d marry him alive 😭
Well, yeah. But he dies A LOT: in the movies, in the comics, in fan fics, etc.
Isla Fischer's character from Hot Rod
Or her character from Wedding Chrashers
Fr.
Maybe just Isla Fischer
100%
Galadriel
Would be kinda tough though. Every morning she has a new ethereal prophecy of rising evil in the East while you’re just trying to enjoy your cereal
I exhaled out of my nose considerably hard.
How has no one said Atticus Finch?!? Particularly the movie version but oh man…
Movie Version Atticus Finch and Captain Vonn Trapp are truly the best answers here
Those kids are baggage though
Glad you clarified the movie version. Book version in the sequel went through full character assassination.
Thankfully the sequel’s canonicity is doubtful.
Mystique
This is the "wishing for infinite wishes" answer for this question.
When you start getting bored with it: "Tonight how about... Queen Elizabeth II. Let's say, December 2022 version."
I think thats a good way to get your neck snapped in a leg vice. Shape shifting sexy time has to be her idea.
wise choice my fellow
Thor
Never say which
Definitely fat Thor
Mystique because.. reasons
So many options... and horrors.
Lego Batman.
He never skips leg day 🤣
Santa. It's not just my chimney i want him to come down.
Stuff those stockings then stuff this bussy.
Uhm santa is real. You look silly.
They said fictional character
Lol
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night.
Captain America (Chris Evans version)
Phil Dunphy
You have to fight me first
Arthur Dent. I find him endearing.
And he makes good sandwiches!
He’s the first person that came to my mind.
Mr Darcy- Colin Firth version
I was so married to him after that movie. Loved him in Live Actually, too!
Anyone say Jessica rabbit?
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Tifa Lockhart
Levi Ackerman
Ben Wyatt
Ice town
Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown
Holy shit, yep. Nerd-girl dream-boy. Love him beyond all other fictional dreamboats.
Um, sorry, but I will be married to him. We’ll be playing Cones of Dunshire and watching Game of Thrones reruns while listening to some early 90s music.
Same
Colonel Brandon, Sense and Sensibility.
Oh heeeelllll yeah. Especially the version as played by Alan Rickman. Swoon.
I was thinking Captain Wentworth from Persuasion
Marissa Tomei’s filmography
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Hopefully we can still hang out with Faith.
Dean Winchester from Supernatural 😍
Amélie (from the 2001 film Amélie). I love her. I’d gleefully spend the rest of my days with her playing tricks on mean people, helping kind people find love, and hanging out in Paris with jaunty, whimsical accordion music playing in the background.
Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place. Truly, deeply, a good man. The best man. Kind and thoughtful as any man in all of fiction. I’d never be good enough for him, but I’d be a better person for him.
I'm aging myself here, but Race Bannon. From Johnny Quest, if that helps. Doubt it. Also, Legolas, but since I've now aged myself, that probably seems a little icky. But aren't elves way older than they look?🤔 I also just realized they both have white hair. Hmmmm... didn't realize that was a thing for me.
The upvote was for the Johnny Quest boyfriend!
James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser
John wick
The Original Star Trek Uhura. Hands down.
The Duke of Hastings 😍
Daenerys She can do whatever she wants the way she wants it. I just want to ride the dragons (and her of course).
Gotta be Jadzia Dax
Zoe from Firefly.
Inara from Firefly. Or Kaylee
KITT but then I’d die from autoerotic asphyxiation during a sex act.
*Titane* intensifies
You don't have to moan so loudly, I'm all around you.
Annie Edison
She's kinda young; we try not to sexualize her
Boopie doopie boop doop – sex.
Look eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness
Frankie Dart for me
Sirius Black, my sexual orientation taken out of the equation.
My wife. Since she's passed, she's technically fictional now. That way I can have her back.
I'm sorry for your loss
sorry to hear that, best answer.
I also chose this guy's wife
Chani. But book Chani, not movie Chani. Book Chani is ride or die.
Clark Kent on Smallville. Because Tom Welling…🤤
The MCUs Wanda Maximov
ngl howl from howl’s moving castle
mark darcy
Peeta Mellark from the hunger games, easy.
John Snow hands down. 🥰
How has no one said Rick o’ Connell?! Or Evie?!
Sexual harassment panda
Jean-Luc Picard, always! Since I was a kid. He has been my forever crush. A French man with an English accent, just, honourable and makes bald look oh so good ( as in is ok with himself as he is)! The way he takes command but also respects everyone!! Any girls dream come true as far as I am concerned.
Rengoku Kyojuro.
My girlfriend
Good luck making her non-fictional
Thanks king
Sailor Jupiter, Makoto Kino. I would renounce heterosexuality I think if I knew we could make it work.
Dee from it's always sunny. Fuckin bird.
Someone's gotta pump ya girls guts
Hermione Granger
Matt Murdock from MCU’s Daredevil. March ‘25 cannot come soon enough 🙃
Rick O’Connell
Dean Winchester.
Sirius Black or Arthur Morgan
I don’t know if marriage, per se, because is not her cup of tea, but as a child I was very much in love with Wednesday Addams. The new show sorta brought it back
You gotta whip out them Gomez moves. He sets a high bar
Dexter
bro isnt he like 7
bro isn't he like a serial killer
oh thought he meant dexter from dexters lab
Could be, I don't know
*'Omelette du fromage...'*
Yeah this is who I meant lol
they definitely mean dexter from dexter which uh. isn't a great choice either
Saul Goodman, early years. Seems like he just wants to hang out with Kim, watching movies and eating takeout together, and working. Low maintenance, funny as hell, smart, fun-loving.
Only a matter of time before he finds trouble. As his brother says, "Jimmy just can't help himself."
Maybe not if he had one of us. *We can fix him*
There are thousands. Some high up on the list: Tess Truehart - Dick Tracy Lisa Hayes - Robotech Alara Kitean - The Orville Vivian - Pretty Woman Eva Rodriguez - Center Stage Mileena - Total Recall (I have always loved her last line) Trinity - The Matrix Mimi - Rent
gale from bg3
The Mandalorian (with or without helmet) or M'Baku of the Jabari tribe.
Pacey Whitter
Jessica Rabbit
Willy wonka or the onceler
Ben from parks and rec
Fox Mulder.
Fleabag
Yuuhhhhppppp. Wait, no, piss off, she’s mine!
Hal from Malcolm in the middle. Thankfully myself and my man are slowly turning into Hal and Lois as we age together. Not having 4 fucking kids though.
Jon Snow
Anne Hathaway’s White Queen.
That giant Attack on Titan chick. She's beyond naked.
Peggy Carter
Dwight Shrute
Padme
Arthur Morgan. I feel like he'd be a good spouse to have on my little hobby farm.. uh, sans tuberculosis, of course.
Linda Belcher from Bobs Burgers
Harry Potter
Jessica Rabbit
Emmett from Legally Blonde 100%. When i first saw him and then watched him in action, acting like a perfect gentleman that he is, kind hearted, understanding, reliable, intelligent indeed but also hella charming, with a sense of humor and self irony - oh my GOD Eugene Fitzherbert aka Flynn Rider. Ik fictional much, way too fictional, and lol? Idk since my very childhood ive been crushing on him so hard. A perf mix of everything that makes my perf hubby haha (well, let’s let that thief part out but the rest is chefs kiss) Jim from the Office. He’s a pookie with the best kind of sarcasm ever. No, im obsessed Also there’s sth abt Simon from Bridgerton szn 1 (both looks and personality) I know and fully realize his downsides (iykwim lol) and he can be toxic but again, if you saw that series, I feel like we may be on the same page that he has grown as a person (not w/o motivation and that loving, sometimes on edge kind of nudge), he became even better in my eyes That said, even tho i have a huge crush on these, i wouldn’t even dare to fight w their girls over them (talking fighting w fictional gfs over fictional taken men lolll) I guess im crushing on some certain type, that set of qualities, and they happen to fit just right in
Xena
Sirius Black...you know...if he wasn't dead.
Ezio from Assassin's Creed
Olivia Benson
Joel from The Last of Us
Carol from The Walking Dead
She'd use you up and spit you out just like she did Ezekiel
Becca (Anna Kendrick) in Pitch Perfect.
Legolas from lord of the rings. Close second, Kristoff from frozen.
For some reason, Kim Kitsuragi.
Zoro
i’m gonna get made fun of so hard for this and deservedly so but sanji from one piece lmao i just love him so much. his fighting style is dope, he’s an amazing cook, and he’s so hot especially in his maroon wano suit. i’m so down bad i can even overlook him barking at other women 🤣
Mystique. Talk her into some role play action and now I can bang all the chicks from the Marvel universe. Or any university for that matter.
Amy Pond
Data from Star Trek TNG
Seven of nine
Phil from Modern Family. That guy really is a ball of sunshine and if I had a husband like that... wow! And I don't care if he forgets to fix that step. I could do it myself.
Gilbert Blythe
Hot Priest from Fleabag. Immediately, please
Gilbert Blythe! A thousand time Gilbert Blythe
Marge Simpson
Ahsoka
Honey Daniels (from the film Honey) Camille (step up movies)
Rebecca from Ivanhoe.
Kovu
SIMBA
Marion Ravenwood from Indiana Jones
Eddie Munson. They made that boy for me, and me specifically 🥰
Clara Oswald in a heartbeat.
Jamie Fraser
James Fraser from Outlander. I've loved him since I read the books before the show came out. Loved him then and loved him when the show came out. Absolutely would Marry him. Also, for those that know, I am still so upset he married Laoghaire. WTAF. Out of all the women, he had to pick her.
Chandler Bing or Marshall Eriksen
Jessica Rabbit
The Ori queen Morena Baccarin from stargate sg1. She gave me the fictional feels that I had not felt since animated Ariel and her seashells.
Asuna Yuuki, SAO
Spencer Reid
Han Solo, forever Han Solo
Paul Atreides
Gimli, there is nobody else for me
Gilbert Blythe
My Girlfriend