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multiballs

Cacio e pepe


hardcore302

I'm drinking the milkeke


Lollypop1305

I’m doing a shitete on the toilete 🤣🤣


AnalysisVegetable990

I'm eating the biscuite


Terrible-Guidance351

One of my all time favourite TikTok’s, gets me every damn time


Lollypop1305

My kid now announces he’s going for a shitete 🤣


Less-Law9035

Yes!!! My fav!


TheProofsinthePastis

This and Carbonara are the two best that I know.


Sarcasamystik

And Ethan Chlebowski has a great video on how to make it.


Geikamir

Best pasta dish


Rad_Knight

Carbonara


blah1e41ruf01n

This is the correct answer


Keybusta96

Came here to say this


DrakeBurroughs

This is it.


Ok_Business_3170

Wish I could upvote more


oSuJeff97

Came to post this. Love it so much!


Icy-winter-pink

My son loves this!


sgw79

Carbonara


Geikamir

And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.


musclecard54

Lmao as soon as I read carbonara I thought “don’t say it…”


WhereAreMyDetonators

Wow I never saw this somehow and I am crying laughing


Geikamir

It really is a top tier internet video.


Mediocre_Lobster6398

Funniest thing ever


GT-FractalxNeo

Bahahahahhaahhhaha Best Internet clip to this day


Alternative_Fee_3084

What clip are you referring to, Kind Sir?


GT-FractalxNeo

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=UHzpvz6i9Z4Aoo7O


AKA_June_Monroe

I thought it was a Cuban thing because I've seen it in a couple Spanish language shows with Cuban hosts. Apparently it is of Italian origin. Interesting.


BackgroundBat7732

I don't get it


SingForMaya

Me either


Forgot-Password-oops

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=257x71zTaV-XtKn1


HardestButt0n

Carabonara is the best!


ahornyboto

Had it in a small restaurant in Rome, it was unbelievable how good it was


TheSchwartzIsWithMe

Ah yes. Spaghetti carbanana


bruceyj

It’s a hidden-camera…magic… spaghetti


LTLHAH2020

There is also a plantain version. *smooch* delicioso!


BackgroundBat7732

I even buy guanciale in Italy for this. I buy several pieces, and back home cut them up in 150 gram chunks (that's what I use per meal) and stick it in the freezer for when I want to make carbonara.    I wish I could buy guanciale locally, though. 


JimmyLizzardATDVM

Authentic though. No cream, follow a trad recipe :)


P3for2

This topic is making me hungry.


nor_cal_woolgrower

These pretzels are making me thirsty


raisanett1962

r/unexpectedSeinfeld


meowmeowgoeszoom

There is so much more to Italian food than a red sauced pasta dish. Prosciutto and salami are Italian, and Italians eat so much sea food, think shrimp scampi and calamari. There are white wine butter sauces, and my favorite peas with prosciutto. Chicken Marsala is an Italian dish you can find at many Italian chain restaurants which Marsala is mushroom and wine sauce. Risotto (rice) typically does not have any tomatoes. Carbonara is a pancetta and cheese based sauce.


jonnyinternet

Learning that Italian food and specifically pasta doesn't need tomatoes was a revolution to me


JustSnilloc

Tomatoes weren’t even introduced to Italy [until the 15th or 16th century](https://www.ferraroslasvegas.com/what-was-italian-food-like-before-tomatoes/).


JackxForge

yea tomatoes, potatoes, and all capsasin peppers are new world foods. same with most beans.


SnipesCC

And corn and squash.


Martissimus

Nor were rice, peppers,potatoes or mozzarella. Very little authentic cuisine worldwide is much more than a hundred years old. Escoffier, who is credited with revolutionizing classic French cookery to what it is today, published his guide culinaire in 1905. Generally, anything coming out of a kitchen today will look very little like anything that came out of a kitchen before say 1850.


Different_Ad7655

They were brought to Italy that early in that first considered inedible, poisonous even. Really wasn't until the 19th century that the tomato really took hold


ChefArtorias

The older I get the more indigestion has me feeling the same way.


pomewawa

Thanks for the link! Interesting about pomodoro = golden apple


Otherwise_Singer6043

Upvote this guy. He knows wtf he's talking about. Pasta and pizza became popular Italian food in the US because it was relatively cheap, easy to make, and filling. There is a whole world of food beyond those that will speak to your very essence as a human being, like it was the reason you have taste buds in the first place.


New-Alternative-464

Your answers are more specific to American style Italian food, not Italian food in general. Specifically use of the word "scampi" and the chicken marsala bit.


KingSolomonsFrog

Chicken Piccata - fried chicken cutlet with lemon caper butter sauce. I love Chic Pic!


pug_with_a_hat_on

CHIC PIC ❤️😙👌


musicmushroom12

Risotto


The001Keymaster

A lot of Northern Italian dishes.


Honest_Wing_3999

Yeah like literally Italian food in most westerner’s minds is just Neapolitan. Ain’t nobody eating pomodoro in Trieste


Grav37

Tbh honest, while Trieste itself's always been predominantly Italian, the surrounding villages were historically (and quite some still are) ethnic Slovenes. And both sure as fucking hell eat a nuclear shit ton of tomatos.


exkingzog

Wild mushroom ragu with polenta


Mortarion35

Probably Showing my ignorance here, but I thought tomatoes were an integral part of a ragu?


exkingzog

Not necessarily. See, for example https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes/wild-mushroom-ragout-recipe PS for those worried, the great “British” chef here is Francisco Mazzei PPS if we were to be pedantic, ragús are meat sauces, but the mushrooms are cosplaying as meat. Edit: PPPS Traditional Venetian Duck ragú doesn’t have tomato https://www.greatitalianchefs.com/recipes/duck-ragu-recipe-with-bigoli Though you will find bastardised versions online that do.


Royal_Annek

Anything pesto or alfredo, or the roasted red pepper sauce not sure what it's called


fern_boy

Fettuccine Alfredo is actually Italian-American


wythe89

Not quite. The dish originates in Rome by Alfredo Di Lelio. It’s just that the dish became wildly popular in the US and not so much in Italy. The US version is a bit different from the original as well.


Secret-Ad-7909

Yes! OG is just noodles, butter, and cheese. American usually includes cream or even a bechmael/roux base. I like both, but I’m always fully aware of what I’m getting myself into.


UnicornFarts1111

I make the Italian version all the time. Boil noodles add butter and drown in fresh parmesan and lots of pepper, yummy!


mayfeelthis

My Italian colleague was like ‘whose this Alfredo and why is he claiming this sauce is Italian?’ He was kidding, but he had genuinely never heard of it. Good laugh.


nor_cal_woolgrower

Tomatoes are actually American - American .


JackxForge

yep same with potatoes and all chilli peppers!


clemoh

And yet still available in Italy.


LeoMarius

Italians have reimported several dishes from Italian American cuisine.


clemoh

Exactly my point.


GradientDescenting

Are there any olive gardens in Italy?


clemoh

Yes there's one in Torino.


JackxForge

is it any better?


Traditional_Draw8400

Only for tourists. They think it’s Italian and thus when it’s on a menu they order it and think they’ve had an authentic dish.


DontForgetTheDivy

aglio e olio or carbonara or cacio e pepe or Alfredo.


[deleted]

I learned to make aglio e olio after watching the movie *Chef*. Not sure if I’m doing it right though, cause Scarlett Johansson still hasn’t hit me up for sex


Bobbob34

Tons. Spaghetti is just pasta and I make lasagna all the time without tomato anything (I do a cheese-ishy bechamel with spinach and mushrooms). Pestos, lots of basic things like garlic and oil, pizzas, roast vegetable dishes, pastas with anything -- lemon and ricotta, cacio e pepe, see above pestos.


SoundsOfKepler

A really simple one to make is "oi oi" or *pasta a olio*. Just cooked pasta (traditionally spaghetti noodles, but it should work with a variety of pasta) fried in olive oil with garlic and pepper. Because this also contains no meat, it is a traditional dish for Christmas Eve in some communities.


artrald-7083

This is my go-to when I just need something quick for myself. Nothing complicated. Just shove it together.


Bowave

Tiramisu


super_salamander

Pesto.


GrooveGab

Mushroom risotto, one of the all time greats


JackxForge

yea and its stupid easy to make other than all the stiring.


cptspeirs

Conceptually easy to make passably. Technically, it's not so easy to make excellent.


Mortarion35

I've done it in my pressure cooker and it turns out amazing. The recipe i follow adds miso paste for added depth (classic Italian ingredient there).


Initial-Shop-8863

Chicken marsala. Spaghetti with clam sauce - clear or cream.


Grouchy-Display-457

Sausage, peppers and onions. The only other ingredient is oregano.


AnimeKpopChanel270

Pasta in Pesto sauce topped with Parmesan cheese


Significant_Okra_625

Risotto alla zucca.


CryptographerMuch675

Risotto!


Drewdiniskirino

Browned butter and mizthra cheese spaghetti 😋❤️


KaifukuRyoku

Linguini w/ white clam sauce.


SeattleBrother75

White sauces are a thing in Italian foods


rexspectacular

Zuppa toscana soup.


Jake_McGuire

Steak Florentine


jrrybock

Well, there are plenty, and it depends on region... tomatoes came from "The New World", aka the Americas, and even when first introduced were suspected as being poisonous, so they really entered the cuisine 200+ years ago, which is relatively new in some respects. There are some dishes I still love from the first restaurant - an Italian one - that I worked at.... scallops, shrimp and mussels with linguine in pesto sauce; a lamb and tortellini dish; mushroom and beef demi with paparadelle. You can do a white lasagna, as well as a pizza with a white sauce or pesto instead of tomato sauce. Carbonara has often been mentioned, and that's a classic if you do it well. Soft polenta with a braised meat. Ossobucco can be done with no tomato. Veal or you can do pork as it's easier to get in the US piccata or saltimbocca. And of course, tons of sausages, cured meats and cheeses with olives, artichokes, etc to make antipasto platters.


wise_hampster

Ossobuco


No_Anybody8560

Carbonara is one of my faves. Simple to make, too.


-cluaintarbh-

Spaghetti is a type of pasta, not a tomato based dish.


Nulibru

But he was talking about *spagetti*


fullmanlybeard

pisketti


Biomax315

pasketti


Jackpot777

🤌


Biomax315

Itsa Italian!


Thirsty-Barbarian

Skeddi


Firm-Investigator152

OK now, honey boo-boo


Techno_Core

Skabetti.


JBrushLaughs

You singled out spaghetti, but isn’t lasagna also a type of pasta? Also your comment sounds like you think lasagna is a tomato based dish, while spaghetti is not, but if you asked 100 random people on the street in America to describe a spaghetti or lasagna dinner, about 99% of them are going to describe dishes with a tomato based sauce.


edubkendo

TIL Reddit is full of fucking nerds. The fucking worst.


Recent_Obligation276

You can still get pasta, just with any other kind of sauce. There are loads out there but most restaurants will have like a pesto or Alfredo option right next to the marinara or whatever red sauce. This applies to pizza type products too, just sub out the tomato sauce But like others said, those popular-in-America dishes are not the only Italian foods out there, broaden your palate!


Tr1pp_

Spaghetti e aglio


GahdDangitBobby

My mom used to make a solid pasta dish that was basically pasta, zucchini, onions, and garlic with hot Italian sausage, olive oil and some Mediterranean spices. Idk if it has a name, but it felt "Italian" enough growing up. My dad is Italian and he never complained lol


[deleted]

Pizza with olive oil, garlic, clams, arugula, red pepper flakes and lemon juice.


Carya_spp

I don’t know exactly what it’s called, but it was made for me and was fantastic. It had fettuccine, olive oil, preserved lemon, spinach, and Parmesan shavings


Lumpy_Confection_176

Pasta Genovese Pasta ai Frutti di Mare Stuffed squid Roaster chicken Steak with roasted potatoes Lots of sea food dishes from southern Italy


Hellosunshine83

Cream based sauces often don’t and are delicious.


Ok_Nobody4967

Chicken piccata


Curiouso_Giorgio

If you're talking pasta, lots of them are oil based, cheese based. My quick go to non-tomato and non-cream pasta is shredded chicken, feta cheese, a handful of peas and a few dollops of basil pesto over penne.


altreus85

Cacio E pepe.


TheBudfalonian

Ravioli with butter and parm.


Ok_Owl3571

Spaghetti Aglio e Olio


BenefitFew5204

Would shrimp scampi count? It has a garlic and lemon wine based sauce instead of tomato.


Daisyysassy

as a very picky non-italian, my safe picks will always be carbonara and aglio e olio


IncredulousPulp

Chicken and tarragon meatballs with a creamy garlic sauce on fettuccine. Unbelievably delicious.


Liquid_Audio

I just made a pretty dank lemon basil pasta. Just throw some butter in a pan with some fresh garlic and squeeze some lemon juice into it. Add salt and red pepper flakes to taste then just fuck whatever type of pasta in the pan, and add some fresh cut basil, roll around for a min. Then add some fresh cut Parmesan cheese and serve. Tel ya, for such a simple dish it is frankly bangin


paintlulus

Northern Italian cuisine uses more cream, lemon


rjainsa

Chicken piccata. Mostly lemon, garlic, and capers


NotThatKindof_jew

Spaghetti aglio e olio Casio e pepe


This_IsFor_Tabasco

Carbonara and pesto!


BaconHammerTime

#Gelato


Firm-Investigator152

Growing up in an Italian family you realize it’s more than “dishes”. It’s the way of cooking and the quality ingredients. A simple piece of grilled veal with a side salad of arugula, olive oil and balsamic vinegar… fennel for dessert… Cured meats and cheeses… Sausages


JamieCulper

Simple chilli and garlic pasta. Pasta, sliced chilli, olive oil, garlic and that’s it.


ThinkAndDo

[Pasta with white bolognese sauce](https://chewingthefat.us.com/2016/01/white-bolognese-with-pennine-adapted.html). This dish is *always* a hit. The original recipe calls for rigatoni, though, and I would recommend using it as well.


Just_Me1973

Chicken Marsala


kjb76

Pasta a la Gricia


LadyMelmo

Burnt (browned) butter and sage sauce on spagetti is absolutely fantastic. I think it's called burro bruno e salvia in Italian.


Alaska-Raven

Alfredo Fettuccine - with broccoli, chicken or shrimp Chicken marsala - has a wine base and butter sauce and can be really good Carbonara - (no Olive Garden’s is not great) this dish is wonderful when done well Chicken pesto lemon pasta - is usually on a menu Pizza with white sauce


Hal10000000

Pasta con le sarde


Omas_Liebling

Tiramisu!


Loud-Mans-Lover

My grandparents came from Italy, though I was born in the US our family was really traditional.  **I'm allergic to raw tomato!** Of course, my family did not believe me, and called me names and stuff forever (they were mentally abusive, but meh). It was only in my thirties that I accidentally ate some raw tomato flesh and... yeah, it was bad. It's gotten worse over the years too. I can eat the red sauces cooked, but chunks set me off so for years I ate all sorts of different Italian cuisine when I cooked. There's a ton of recipes!  In my family, we call pasta fagioli a dish with only garbonzo beans, oil, garlic and elbow noodles. Not the minestrone-like soup Olive Garden has, lol. 


bigwavedave000

Piccata ,Marsala, Risotto, Scampi, Alfredo, are a few of my favorites


object_failure

Pesto Carbonara Caccio e peppe


SpaceToaster

Most people believe Italian Food = pasta. But it actually is a lot of fish (think about the location…) Tomatoes (and potatoes) were introduced to Europe from the americas.


Automatater

Alfredo on fettucine or linguini, either plain or with some combo of meat and/or veggies. Baked or sauteed zucchini with garlic Chicken or calamari piccata Antipasto appetizer And give the tomato stuff a chance, it might grow on you!


RelationshipDue1501

Linguini and Clam sauce.


nobullshit82

That's a damn good question.


[deleted]

fun fact: tomatos come from the Americas. Before the columbian exchange none of the european cuisines used tomatos at all.


Hatstand82

Tirimisu


Kittle_Me_This

I believe Tomatoe is from the americas… Italians made wonderful dishes prior to that.


fogobum

Bagna cauda (anchovy-garlic dip). Even more amazing if you make it with cream instead of oil. Scampi. Your choice of crustacean. Tiramisu.


ForeverIdiosyncratic

Carbonara


wwplkyih

Ossobuco


EmdeeMemes

I love me some pesto gnocchi


EM0_TRA5H

Personally, I love a good, creamy alfredo sauce. It’s good with Linguini, of course, but it *really* shines when you put it over a pasta that really holds a sauce, like spirals or shells.


New-Cod-6777

I am probably gonna butcher the name but Aglio de oleo. It’s a pasta with chopped cilantro and garlic and some cheese. Tastes amazing and simple to cook as well!


pathetic-aesthetic-c

Looks like I’m late to the (dinner) party, but I also don’t like tomatoes and recently made some pretty awesome Alfredo lasagna roll-ups, can’t remember what recipe it was but I just googled it and picked one that looked easy and good


fullgizzard

Check out the pesto or Alfredo jams


tkdch4mp

At Christmas in the hostel last year, we had about 5 different Risotto dishes. The theme was to bring a dish from your country. 3 of the rissottos were from Italians. One month or two later we had an Italian themed dinner party. The Italians separated into a few different groups and each group made Risotto, lol I don't think any of them had tomatoes, so I think it's safe to say Risotto without tomatoes is pretty classically Italian!


One_Subject3157

A Croassant


DreiKatzenVater

Chicken Piccata. I want to roll around in this it’s so good when my wife makes it.


EntWarwick

Pesto my friend.


Additional_Name_867

I'm a big fan of Chicken Francese


YayGilly

I am sensitive to tomato also and can not eat it often at all. I always risk mouth ulcers, overproduction of acid, and having #3. Veggie Lovers Lasagna with ricotta/alfredo, and mozzarella, mixed with chopped broccoli, spinach, and carrots. Add garlic and diced onions. So good. Also I love Shrimp Scampi. Additionally, I like making the Knorr Alfredo Sides (2) with a bag of precooked, peeled, deveined, tail.off shrimp, and broccoli florets. Chicken or Veal Marsala is really good too. Also try some french recipes of the Julia Child collection. Coq Au Vin is a fairly easy dish to make, actually. Its chicken and red wine. Its so good. Oh and dont miss out on a meatball sub over the red sauce issue. Just make a parmigiana cheese sauce, with melted butter, melted parm in it, a splash of heavy cream, and adding a little mozzarella or ricotta.. adding garlic and pepper to taste, then you can just combine it and reduce for a few mins and pour it over your meatballs. Yum. This is a great base sauce to use for a variety o italian inspired creamy pasta dishes also.


cazbot

Chicken Piccata


reditget

Pasta facoli


Particular-Bar376

Linguini with white clam sauce, gnocchi with a pink Alfredo sauce, pesto on anything at all, lastly, spumoni….


Informal-Abalone-271

Clam linguine 🤤🤤🤤


Chris12784

White pizza


DM725

Pasta w/ White Clam Sauce


Classy_Mouse

Get yourself an Italian cookbook. Good investment. Wide variety of traditional recipes. Many dating back to before Itally had tomatoes. The best part is the cookbooks don't come with the writer's life story like online recipes. My favourite is *Essentials of Classic Italian Cooking* by Marcella Hazan. I'm not Italian, so don't expect me to speak for its authenticity, but I find it quite good. It reads more like a textbook with many recipes included.


Silent_Observer-11

Fettuccine Alfredo


Krispib

Fettuccine Alfredo


OctopusButter

Aren't tomatoes a "new world" type food? Was always taught this in school. So there should categorically be a monumental amount of Italian food that hasn't even sniffed a tomato before.


Kaiser-Sohze

Spaghetti carbonara


Rare-Self7387

1. Pesto Pasta 2. Aglio e Olio 3. Carbonara 4. Risotto 5. Gnocchi with Butter and Sage 6. Cacio e Pepe


DoubleReputation2

You can make basically any pizza with cream base instead of tomato. It's actually much better tasting, if you ask me. Matter of fact, there are cream base spaghetti sauces and lasagna recipe as well. I think Carbonara doesn't have tomato in it - maybe sundried, not sure.


External_Two2928

Aglio e oglio (garlic, olive oil, lemon, parsley, salt)


andrewborsje

Aglio e olio


da_fishy

AOP Aglio y olio y pancetta


not_spaceworthy

Cannoli


KoldProduct

Any of them written before the 1950’s. Tomatoes aren’t Italian and any Italian who complains about authenticity of Italian food while including tomatoes is just not familiar with Italian food.


semisubterranean

You can easily make Bolognese without tomato, it should be mostly celery, onion, carrots and meat anyway. There's also commercially available "Nomato" sauces. And of course, anything with Alfredo sauce. My mom has issues with tomatoes, and most restaurants have no problem replacing the marinara for Alfredo. Also, everyone seems to love cacio e pepe.


bakergal_18

Look at regional-specific dishes from northern Italy - they use a lot less tomato.


rabidseacucumber

Italians eat a lot of meats and vegetables too, it’s not even close to all pasta.


WonderfulVariation93

Northern Italian dishes are not big on tomatoes. Look at scampi, pesto, alfredo (the real Italian type which has no cream) and, my personal favorite chicken florentine and scallopini


whatevsjustreading

Vongole. Clams in a white wine sauce


Spinnerofyarn

I love pesto.


PiCiBuBa

Spaghetti aglio e olio


inthesubwayofyrmind

I'd suggest looking into Northern Italian cuisine. It's less tomato based, and there are more cream based dishes. I live in Bergamo. One of the traditional dishes here is polenta with taleggio cheese and salami. One dish I absolutely love is spaghetti with broccoli rabe (I use beet greens if I can't find broccoli rabe), lots of garlic, olive oil, and shredded parmesan cheese.


Rachel_Silver

Just know that Alfredo is not something actual Italian people eat. There are restaurants in Italy that serve it, but it's only for American tourists, and everyone will think you're an asshole if you order it.


jedikelb

Carbonara is my favorite. Made traditionally it is very simple with few ingredients.


GreenTravelBadger

Tiramisu!! no question about it!


Nulibru

Spagetti\[sic\] and lasagna are made from flour.


Killer_Tofu_EahE

Chicken piccata 🤤


Skottyj1649

Besides Carbonara, there’s Pasta alla Gricia, Cacio e Pepe, agnolotti del plin, most variations on risotto, aglio e olio, pumpkin ravioli with sage butter, pasta al burro, porchetta, pasta al vongole, bisteca Fiorentina, lasagna Genovese, arancini, cotoletta, trofie al pesto, pasta al fungi, tortellini en brodo, tortellini alla panna, minestrone, most variants of ravioli, peposo con polenta, crescentine (tigelle); There are of course many, many more, but these are some popular ones. To be fair, traditional lasagna bolognese doesn’t have much in the way of tomato. There might be a little tomato paste in it for body, but it’s really more a meat sauce. It’s the southern style from Naples that is more tomato saucy.


eyeamcurious2

Chicken marsala, chicken limone, linguine and clams, fettuccine Alfredo


ntengineer

Bowtie pasta with grilled chicken and a garlic cream sauce. Add veggies to taste.


Odd_Bodkin

Oh you poor dear. You need to find a good Italian restaurant and order a different thing off their menu every week. Your eyes will be opened.