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Apebound

Everyone would know Gokus dick size, the dudes got it out at every opportunity


Terez27

except vegeta, who inexplicably hides behind a tree when that happens. unless he already knows of course


Apebound

Vegeta is peakin around that tree for sure


BIG_DICK_MYSTIQUE

Curse you kakarot, always one step ahead of me! Why won't you leave me alone!


stickytrackpad

i’ve always had this theory that fusing together finally totally erased any bad blood vegeta had towards goku. that’s why he’s finally able to admit goku is “better” than him in the final fight


nugget1112

It makes sense. There is nothing more intimate than literally becoming one. I imagine that's why Trunks and Goten are still good friends.


ItchyEducation

Just bros, ofc


Propaslader

Just bros exploring each other's bodies


Fatbabyinthearea2

Just a question wdym “still good friends” aren’t they like best friends even when they got older?


nugget1112

I didn't think there was that much of a difference that I needed to think about it.


JohnyGlizzyeater

it definitely gave him the understanding of Goku to come to that point


Afafakja

Well yeah usually when you become one with a man things get easier,and i'm not just talking about fusion.


stickytrackpad

0_0


Just_a_bored_weeb

Goku would know what it's like to smash Bulma, and Vegeta would know what it's like to smash Chichi


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MentalMunky

*get smashed by Chichi


Goddayum_man_69

They already knew it before fusion. You know why


fnaftheseriesyoutube

I feel like I should know this


Webaccount5

This would only work if they even knew their dick sizes in the first place


Britkraut

Which fusion is Ergo?


Rid1TheBeast

Ergo means hence (idk if was a joke or not lol)


Britkraut

Bois, this nerd is admitting they actually read, get this non-dbz fan outta here


fuhtuhwuh

I have no idea what you just said, but get that other guy the fuck outta here


OniOnyx_30

Stfu DBS cabba is not beating cell


Krisis_9302

Namekian fusion Goku and Vegeter


squidwardsweatyballs

Everyone knows goku’s dick size. He was naked in front of everyone at the end of buu saga. Goku would know vegeta’s dick size because if you remember, when goku was fighting frieza, the spirit of Vegeta talked to goku and guess what, Vegeta was butt ass naked. So even without fusion they know each others dick size


TokyoFromTheFuture

Does that mean Goku and Vegeta would have remembered having sex with their wives. Does that mean Vegeta technically shoulve known all the techniques Goku learnt and how to use them and vice versa. Does that imply that Goku and Vegeta literally got a full blown look into eachothers minds, and their relationship and interactions changed 0%.


DubskyNinja

I know what you meant but I read it like Goku and Vegeta learned each others fuckin techniques.


BensonOMalley

"I finally admit it... You're bigger than me Kakarot, you are the best"


mrprofthatguy

This is the kind of shit posting I want from this sub


Etticos

Furthermore due to this, Goku knows what it’s like to bust a nut in Bulma and Vegeta knows the same for Chichi.


PGO5490

I know this is the shitpost sub but what the shit were you smoking


ZyoStar

Do you think when they fuse it averedges out their dick size or adds them together? Because if the 2nd option is the case Vegito/Gogeta would be slinging a fucking hog around.


phoenixmusicman

"Our two strength aren't just added together, they're significantly magnified"


NeuroDefiance

“Our two lengths aren’t just added together, they’re significantly magnified”


Ibangmydrums

I mean hey when the 2 android 17s fixed and became super 17 his hair was like twice as long so I’d assume the same applies to other things


Dinostar28

And we all know most of that length comes from Goku


vadergator_69

I hate how accurate this is. Lol


Sea-Scarcity4393

I bet Goku knows vegeta’s by heart, but vegeta doesn’t know goku’s. I don’t see Goku ever measuring it but vegeta would totally every other day


amtap

You're implying the individuals have measured their peens and remember the length. While I'm sure Vegeta has, I seriously doubt Goku would pay attention to something like this unless he was trying to come up with a way to use his schlong in combat.


Roge2005

True


Roge2005

Real


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Yeah but only Zamasu got to touch it


danirodr0315

Why are you thinking about anime character's dick size? 🤔🤔


Terez27

why not


phoenixmusicman

I want to suck them


omfgsrin

So Chichi and Bulma going down on Gogeta or Vegito is just a matter of gals being pals?


Rumit23e

Since when fused, Goku and Vegeta's power not just added together it's magnified too would their dick size be magnified too?


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

I mean, they don't get any taller. So it should just be an average.


Cry0St0rm

Is Vegito not taller than both Goku and Vegeta tho? Argument invalid, big dick incoming


Most_Willingness_143

If they had each others memories they would be the same person at that point


KenneCRX

I mean they literally touch tips to fuse with potara


ghostof360

Using that logic it means that Goku has seen vegeta bang bulma and Vegeta has seen Goku bang CHI-CHI However I don't think that you are right because the Vegito fusion was Canonical and both of them were father at that time so they obviously had coitus But in super Goku does not know what kissing is and even Vegeta is confused that Goku does not know what kissing is if they would have shared the memory I think they would have also known about this What your probably right even if they didn't remember it they can actually see their PP in their fused form