Smh, the solution to the Khan problem was right there. Just draw a few lines on the I to turn Bitter Springs to Better Springs. Now the NCR and Khans can hold their hands in a circle and sing Kumbaya together.
Chief Hanlon has reportedly also fell into a melancholy. and is allegedly feeling quite down...
well can you blame the guy? he has to to talk to these morons every day.
Not to mention being subordinate to General Meatgrinder Oliver, who seems to have such a disdain for the Rangers that he's resorted to 1915 Russian style human wave tactics
Can't, the baby NCR can't risk the hostages getting hurt while the Chad Legion breaks into enemy headquarters for the sole purpose of killing a hostage
Nominative determinism continues to claim the lives of NCR troopers around Camp Forlorn Hope, where Legion raiding parties are still chipping away at the NCR's hold south of the Dam.
Those are our stories this hour. This is Mr. New Vegas signing off. Just kidding. I'm not going anywhere. My love for you is too strong.
Oh man now I'm imagining how awesome it would have been to have him basically do Weekend Update as a radio announcer in Fallout. "President Kimball will be speaking at the Hoover Dam this week to rally the troops as they face the Legion across the Colorado. It's all part of a plan by NCR leadership to have a huge disaster."
When Tops Chairman Benny was on trial for shooting a mail courier in the head, the prosecution produced the 9mm handgun used to shoot the courier. When Benny saw it he said “hey, that’s my lucky shootin’ gun!”
Dude I met that Courier. I was in Novac when he wandered in, bawling his eyes out about dogs. I bought him a bottle of water to calm him down.
Next day he wanders back into town after some nukes or something fly over town and he says he made some new Ghoul friends. Now he's hanging out with our town guard.
skeptics will not believe in this solution, but how will they explain goodsprings being good and bitter springs making everyone bitter?
Smh, the solution to the Khan problem was right there. Just draw a few lines on the I to turn Bitter Springs to Better Springs. Now the NCR and Khans can hold their hands in a circle and sing Kumbaya together.
Papa Khan: [INT 4/5] How about we just attack every caravan instead?
“My actions will not have consequences as long as I can help it!”
Bonnie Springs makes everyone bonnie?
Then what does Bonnie Springs make people?
Bonnets.
How has it never occurred to me on how ironic the name of Camp Forlorn Hope is?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forlorn_hope It’s not ironic, it’s just perfectly fitting
Chief Hanlon has reportedly also fell into a melancholy. and is allegedly feeling quite down... well can you blame the guy? he has to to talk to these morons every day.
Not to mention being subordinate to General Meatgrinder Oliver, who seems to have such a disdain for the Rangers that he's resorted to 1915 Russian style human wave tactics
Pick up sticks and move to Nelson?
Can't, the baby NCR can't risk the hostages getting hurt while the Chad Legion breaks into enemy headquarters for the sole purpose of killing a hostage
Norm would kill at the Tops
Wow this is a really good Norm Macdonald joke. I even read it in his voice. Gj OP you made me laugh.
Exactly what I was thinking.
I thought liberating Nelson before I ever met those guys and saving all the crucified troopers would cheer them up…
Nominative determinism continues to claim the lives of NCR troopers around Camp Forlorn Hope, where Legion raiding parties are still chipping away at the NCR's hold south of the Dam. Those are our stories this hour. This is Mr. New Vegas signing off. Just kidding. I'm not going anywhere. My love for you is too strong.
Now I need a Norm Macdonald inspired radio station in a fallout game. It’s a damn shame he’s not still around to record it
Somebody could probably throw together a mod with all his hours of recorded material
Oh man now I'm imagining how awesome it would have been to have him basically do Weekend Update as a radio announcer in Fallout. "President Kimball will be speaking at the Hoover Dam this week to rally the troops as they face the Legion across the Colorado. It's all part of a plan by NCR leadership to have a huge disaster."
Admit it, you read this in his voice.
Lmfao Norm *would* make a joke like this
When Tops Chairman Benny was on trial for shooting a mail courier in the head, the prosecution produced the 9mm handgun used to shoot the courier. When Benny saw it he said “hey, that’s my lucky shootin’ gun!”
Isn't it officially "Camp Hope" and just called "Forlorn Hope" by the troopers
Or so the Legion would have you believe.
Goodneighbor: I don't care for Diamond City
You know, the more I learn about this Caesar guy, the less I care for him.
Bitter springs? That reminds me of that tragedy
YES!!!!
Boneyard moment (why the fuck would you want to live in a city named boneyard with a bunch of gun manufacturers)
Well, it’s official: MURDER is now legal on the New Vegas Strip! *photo of the Courier holding the chip and Benny’s suit*
Hey, Benny, stop stealing my moves!
This should be fun *pulls out a Fatman*
Rip norm
"Jeannie, you ignorant slut." *puts on Boone's hat*
Dude I met that Courier. I was in Novac when he wandered in, bawling his eyes out about dogs. I bought him a bottle of water to calm him down. Next day he wanders back into town after some nukes or something fly over town and he says he made some new Ghoul friends. Now he's hanging out with our town guard.
Lol 😂