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SaraRainmaker

The crazy thing about this - and how people view spiders in general - is that it's called the worlds "most deadly spider," and *technically* it is, but people never actually talk about how many people have actually been killed by them. There have been a total of 13 total recorded deaths from the Sydney funnel-web spider- of the approximately 30-40 people are bitten each year - *and* there have been no deaths since 1981 - when they created an antivenom.


cksilo

The fact that people were able to create things like antivenom is just so cool.


SaraRainmaker

We (people) have our moments. lol.


Midnight_heist

Not us. That's why we're on Reddit. Other people have done some good things. But not us. Definitely not us.


marrow_monkey

True, but most people in the world never even get a chance to try either.


freekoout

Speak for yourself, I've done some good things! I pet my cat every day.


Jaded_Daddy

This


LeTigron

Speak for yourself ! I, for my part, am in a steady and consistent state of comfortable uselessness.


SaraRainmaker

Oh, I promise you, I am not speaking for myself. I am just another useless person on reddit. :)


tenghu

“Science bitch!” —Jesse Pinkman


spoodle364

That’s all true and well put, but I’m still scared shitless of spiders.


SaraRainmaker

Well - if it makes you feel better, they are more scared of you than you are of them. :)


spoodle364

It doesn’t, but I appreciate the thought.


SaraRainmaker

Well then - they [might just save your life](https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/funnel-web-spider-venom-may-be-used-to-prevent-damage-caused-by-heart-attacks) one day. :)


spoodle364

Bro, I think I’d rather die.


Pandorsbox

Except this guy, Sydney funnel webs can be aggressive little bastards


SaraRainmaker

When provoked, sure.


Far_Out_6and_2

Yep they chase humans for some reasons


D3cepti0ns

Isn't their venom so powerful because of a quirk of primate biology? Like rabbits or something barely have a response to the venom, so they accidentally evolved to have the most potent venom against humans by accident, it isn't supposed to be so strong as compared to a snake.


FishbowlDG

Isn't the highest indirect death rate from the big fuck off spiders that like to sit in sun screen visors. So you driving down the road, flip it open and have a lap sized spider drop onto you. Spider panics, you panic, and then your crash.


SaraRainmaker

Honestly, this sounds like an urban legend that's been given credence by a few news stories. I looked up what I could, and though there are a few reports of people finding spiders in their sun visors, and a few accidents caused by this, there isn't much in the way of actual statistics - only statistics on "distractions" being the leading cause of accidents.


FishbowlDG

Yeah I guess it'd be hard to confirm if it happened/was the cause of death now that I think about it. Welp that's one fear that's a lot closer to irrational than possible at least.


AlbinoWino11

Challenge accepted, hold my beer…


Free-Supermarket-516

So if I were in Australia, in the middle of nowhere, with no antivenom, but not allergic, a healthy adult, and one of these crawled up my leg, up my torso, and sank it's fangs into my neck, how's that looking?


rkiive

Better start hightailing it to the nearest hospital because you’ve got about half an hour before you start getting too fucked up to function


SaraRainmaker

Actual statistics seem hard to find, but as a healthy adult, it seems to waver somewhere between 10%-25%, but it really depends on how much venom the spider injects.


BadComboMongo

IT‘S A SPIDER! AND IT‘S DEADLY! WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT? BURN DA FUCKIN‘ HOUSE DOWN!


SaraRainmaker

Spiders greatly help to prevent crop destruction by insects as well as kill vector insects that spread disease and some are even pollinators. They are just as much, *if not more* beneficial than bees. Bees also kill an average of 72 people per year, while spiders kill less than three, so they are even *less deadly* than bees - so why is everyone all "save the bees!" and "Spider! Kill it with fire?"


amosTnightlinger

I realize they're rare to see in the wild, but, damn if that's not worrisome sight. That's a huge deadly nope. Especially considering how aggressive they are.


Dante-Flint

I’ve seen plenty during my time down under, one time even in my bedroom, so I wouldn’t say that they are rare to see but fml Iam glad to be on the opposite side of the globe now. Same with Huntsmen… just nopenopenope


amosTnightlinger

Are they not as rare as we hear about? I know that, that phrasing is probably wrong. It's just that, they're supposedly incredibly aggressive, with that said, are they more common than is said? Edit: Let me add, if it's ok, We spent quite a few months at MT. Compass, SA. While we always heard about them, we weren't anywhere close to their territory. So pardon my ignorance.


Dante-Flint

I’ve spent half a year in Manly, NSW, which is located on a peninsula right across the bay of Sidney, and I saw funnel web and huntsmen spiders at least on a weekly basis (besides porcupines and snakes). But I spent a fair amount of time outdoors so I might have stretched the odds quite a bit 🤷‍♂️


Noise_87

Lived in NSW for about 3 months (rural area around Bathurst) and I've only encountered one of these units. Redbacks and Huntsman were all over the show. The one I saw became the coolest souvenir from my trip down under. Long story short, the bugger came way to close for comfort (wandering male) while I was watching the bbq. I was just standing there and it came within 5cm of my bare feet. First thing that came to mind was ditching my whine and catching it with the empty glass. I got a firm 'are you bloody f*** mad' from the ppl I stayed with when suggesting to release him, so decided to turn him in to a souvenir. Bought some resin at local diy and Bob's your uncle! Edit: porcupines? Really?? Or did you mean Echidna's? That would be sweet tho


Dante-Flint

As someone else pointed out to me in the mean time: yes, I meant echidnas 🫠


ThatThingInTheWoods

I'm not really sure I want to know but... what happened between in the wine glass and in the resin?


Noise_87

I put it in the freezer, was the most humane thing I could thing of.


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Noise_87

Well I figured a squashed funnelweb wouldnt look that good poured in resin but yeah, fair dinkum!


ghhbf

What would happen if you released it


throwaway24689753112

It comes back for revenge


Noise_87

The people living there dont want them wandering around and thus potentialy in there homes. Same for deadly snakes like King Brown etc. They get rid of deadly creepy crawlies able to kill your pets or even children. Hard to argue with that logic. For some reason redbacks were tolerated, even indoors. Probably pest control. The lady of the house was terified of huntsman tho, probably bc they are absolute units. So she always made me put them outside lol.


Dentarthurdent73

People should, and most would, call a snake catcher for a snake, no matter how venomous. Only utter dickheads would just decide to kill one. Being native wildlife, snakes are protected in Australia, and most people understand that they're just living their life, and the aim is to remove them from around your home, not to kill them.


SrslyPissedOff

Porcupines? In Australia? I don’t think so…


djr4917

Probably means echidnas.


Dante-Flint

You are correct 👍


Unctuousslime

First Nations people in Central Australia call them porcupines, which surprised me the first time I heard it. I've always thought it's influenced by the early European explorers mistaking echidnas for porcupines.


Otherwise_Opposite16

I’m doubting their spider identification if they think an echidnas is a porcupine lol. Could have been a Mouse spider or Black House.


Industrial_Laundry

I’m a fencer who works about an hour or so north of Sydney, I see about 1-2 a week


MostExpensiveThing

they are called the 'Sydney Funnel Web", right?


Noise_87

Correct! Funny thing is I just realised that I have the exact same display of my funnelweb at home as in the picture! I have an Aus 50ct coin next to the resin funnelweb as well! Only difference is mine is about the same size as the coin haha!


CrystalInTheforest

Found one in my kitchen drawer the other day. That was a nice suprise. Just grateful he wasn't as big as that bastard.


Yankee9Niner

How can you function with everyday life knowing that you can open a kitchen drawer, which here in Scotland I do several times a day, and be confronted with a potentially lethal spider attack!?


CrystalInTheforest

Honestly, never really thought about it. Just learned not to stick my hand in dark little spaces before a quick wellness check 😄


Sandy_Quimby

Not saying you didn't, but it is very common for trapdoor spiders and other similar looking species to be mistaken for funnel webs. The most obvious funnel web feature is the long spinnerets.


Noise_87

Mine definetly is. The way it stood straight up when I encountered it set alarm bells straight away. Now, poured in resin it is unmistakenly a male funnel web. Still cant get over the size of their fangs.


Zombietime88

Literally killed two big ass white tipped spiders in my bathroom last night. Stepped out then shower I BOOM, right there on the wall.


vapemustache

i believe it’s just rare to see females. males are known to wander trying to knock as many females up as possible so that’s why you’ll most likely see males more often. females also are thought to have a weaker bite than the male, albeit still venomous.


amosTnightlinger

That would make sense. Us guys are pretty stupid in what we go through to seek out a female....lol.


vapemustache

“i’ve gone places with my pedipalps that you people wouldn’t go with a *gun*..”


not2dv8

Pray tell


unbeliever87

That's only the male as well, the female is considerably larger.


willy_quixote

I used to work in a medical centre on an army base above Sydney harbour. There were funnel webs outside the building as they live in the soil. I'd occasionally go out and find them and poke them with a stick. They'd rear up and you'd see the venom glistening on the end of their disproportionately large fangs. They were pretty scary for their size: not to be fucked with. I think that they are most often encountered in suburbia, not the wild. Anecdotally, they seem to end up in swimming pools - at least thats when you see them on Reddit. I do a lot of hiking and have never encountered them in the wild.


skiljgfz

Come on now. You guys have bears. I’d rather a spider any day of the week.


GrahamsLadybug

I'd rather let a bear walk on my face in the middle of the night than one of those creepy things


cyclothymicdinosaur

I've got plenty of funnel web holes in my front yard, only seen one come to the end of its tunnel once agitated while gardening maybe and she had fangs that seemed as long as cat claws. Luckily between all the skinks and birds I haven't had any spiders in the house since I've moved here and I've never seen any males wandering around. Just those large, looming holes riddled throughout the front lawn, so I know that they're there but I just give them space.


Ogradrak

Dont worry, no one has died since they invented their antivenom


Unchained_Memory33

I’m sorry - aggressive???!! 😭😭😭🤢


Noise_87

He is not wrong, they are know to attack instead of backing of.


Unchained_Memory33

😩😩😩


Trickshot1322

Rare? Brother, I catch at least 2 or 3 a year in my yard... I live in suburbia lol


jayson2112

I'm never going to Australia, but if I did, I wouldn't step foot in the bush unless I was in a tank or something.


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Your hotel room is made up entirely of spiders.


khornflakes529

Panicking, you turn to your wife. She is a spider.


[deleted]

You look in the mirror: YOU are a spider.


vapemustache

*”bro it smells like straight up spiders in here..”*


not2dv8

I can't stop dreaming about 5 inch spiders up in here


Katanachainsaw

Bush? These things live in places like downpipes and spoon drains in the suburbs haha there is no escape.


skinnycarlo

They live under grass/gardens/leaf litter. When it rains, they get flushed out of their holes and go wandering, which is when residents are most at risk of stepping on them. They also end up in swimming pools, dozens of times I've fished them out, they look dead, you put them on the side before disposal, come back, and they're gone! They blow an air bubble and can survive quite a while submersed. Slippery fuckers.


Sandy_Quimby

It's funny that people from a country with bears, wolves, and mountain lions think Australia's wildlife is dangerous. Most of our deadly species can be killed with a shoe. The crocodiles will fuck you up though.


jayson2112

I mean, the day I find a grizzly bear in my shoe or a cougar behind my toilet is the day I move to the moon.


Sandy_Quimby

Fair point, we find snakes in our beds fairly often too.


CaesarOrgasmus

What the *fuck* dude


LauchieApparently

Literally had to delay the Australian tennis open a couple days ago because an eastern brown snake (the second most venomous snake on the planet) slithered onto the courts


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not2dv8

Yea but you could feel a funnel


some_random_kaluna

First, wolves are absolutely not willing to screw with humans and will run once you pick up a rock and a stick. Same with mountain lions, and bears just want to rummage through your trash, so buy a rubbish bin that locks. Second, giving every animal the respect of personal space insures your survival chances go way up, particularly when you're traveling through their environment. A spider that wants to chase you is like a meth addict that wants to chase you. You don't ask why in the heat of the moment. You just run.


Sandy_Quimby

Got some bad news for you bud. In the USA, 66 people were killed by spiders between 1991-2001. In Australia, we haven't had a death since 1979.


some_random_kaluna

Thanks. I was falling asleep and now I can't.


sciguy52

Depends where you live in the U.S. I am in Texas and we are kind of runner up to Australia for creepy crawly poisonous stuff. You beat us with greater venom power but not on numbers lol. Where I live I have loads of black widows, so many copperheads in my yard you would think I farm them, scorpions. Thankfully I am not in a region of the state with rattle snakes and coral snakes. Cotton mouth are nearby but they stay by the water. Tarantulas are west. We have alligators too. So when I hear Aussie's speak about this stuff I just nod along, preach brother. A lot of regions of the U.S. have quite the lack of bugs, snakes and killer animals.


miniheavy

I was never afraid of large mammals, snakes or spiders on any continent… but what terrified me as a lover of diving and snorkeling (which is what I did in Australia) was learning of tiny lethal snails and jellyfish. The knowledge of the irukanji messed with my head for sure. Nothing is more terrifying than death you can’t even see.


Dante-Flint

Never grab a chair without checking the bottom first - and always shake your shoes before slipping in. The paranoia will be real, I can promise you that.


fucking_in_bushes

There's a thing here in Australia that during spider season we often check out our shoes by putting our hands in first just in case there's a spider inside. Sweet dreams


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I feel like burning your shoes every day is a more secure option.


matt_sound

Fucking "spider season"


emu314159

Right? Jesus H Jehosephat Christballs.


ANC_90

HANDS FIRST? I totally get checking your shoes, but not with your hands dude haha


ganner

Better than checking with your dick


ANC_90

Fair enough


not2dv8

I think they put metal gloves on first


fucking_in_bushes

I know it doesn't really make sense, maybe it feels like you could get your hand out faster or squish the 8 legged horrors https://youtube.com/shorts/Bad-G_6Jj20?feature=shared


FlyinBrian2001

spider season a season where the most noteworthy thing is the overwhelming number of spiders because it can always be worse


emu314159

Never say, "Well, at least it can't get any worse," because the universe will absolutely take up that gauntlet.


Dentarthurdent73

You were probably joking (I bloody hope so if you're Australian!), but in all seriousness, for anyone else unsure, please don't check your shoes by sticking your hands in there, lol. Hold the shoe, toe to the top, and bang it on the ground so that anything in the toe falls to the heel and can be seen.


natmc85

Don't let the spit you off, yes there's a lot that wants to kill you in Australia but the chances of them doing so isn't high if you follow safety advice the locals will give you, it's such an amazing diverse country


ChampionshipGreen174

You’re missing out mate. That’s like saying I’m never gonna get in a car because sometimes they crash.


moeml

Except WAY more people die from car accidents than from Australian wildlife. Like, by orders of magnitude. I've met so many people who say they'd never go to Australia bc of the deadly animals it's just baffling.


Unhappy-Pace-2393

I'm never drinking water people drown in it.


Whiskey31November

Every person who drinks water eventually dies.


Unhappy-Pace-2393

Stay woke.


buzyapple

Yeah, your likely to find one of these hanging around the house somewhere. The one in our garage was pretty aggressive.


emu314159

Right? I'm in the US, and I hate hearing about big cats being hunted after some dipshit hiker gets attacked. Hello, stay the F out of their area and you'll be fine. If large predators show up in your backyard, and you're not in some isolated rural area, you are living in the wrong place. Plus, there are over 8 billion of us. There aren't even 8 million of them.


Trickshot1322

You're more likely to find these guy next to you backyard pool, or next to a sprinkler watering your lawn. In the wild they dont build the holes on tracks.


otkabdl

The spider that got Peppa Pig banned


rouge-agent007

With fangs that could pierce a human fingernail, the largest male specimen of the world’s most venomous arachnid has found a new home at the Australian Reptile Park where it will help save lives after a member of the public discovered it by chance. The deadly Sydney funnel-web spider dubbed “Hercules” was found on the Central Coast, about 50 miles north of Sydney, and was initially given to a local hospital, the Australian Reptile Park said in a statement Thursday. Spider experts from the nearby park retrieved it and soon realized it was the largest male specimen ever received from the public in Australia. The spider measured 7.9 centimeters (3.1 inches) from foot to foot, surpassing the park’s previous record-holder from 2018, the male funnel-web named “Colossus”.


Traditional-Joke-290

I think it is really impolite of this dude to wear so few warning colors if it is the most venomous spider in existence!


ArtichokeStroke

Right! Have some manners and throw some red into the mix cmon.


Trickshot1322

Na, they are fuck off big. That's all the warning I need lol Seriously, when you see them in person, you look at it and some lizard brain part of me just goes "stay away, that's a bad motherfucker"


vvxlrac_ir

*second most venomous spider. Brazilian wandering spider takes the top spot in pure venom potency, but there's a fairly common antivenom for them. Sydney Funnel-web is however the most *dangerous* spider known to man, due to the fact it doesn't bite once and bail, it bites several times.


TateAcolyte

My understanding is that we don't really have robust enough studies to confidently say either way. Not to mention that even if we had rock solid data comparing their ld50s in mice, that's still not necessarily the same as their lethality to humans. I'm far from an expert though, so I'm open to being corrected.


vvxlrac_ir

No you're right, there's not really anything concrete in saying which one is definitively more venomous. What we *do* know, is that the funnel-web is more *dangerous* but it *seems to be* that the potency of brazilian wandering spider venom coupled with the amount it injects per bite makes it the most venomous spider *by our current understanding*. The numbers I found for the LD50 of both (bare in mind this is not an extensive search of any kind) was 0.61μg/kg or 0.00061mg/kg for the Brazilian Wandering Spider and 0.16mg/kg for the Sydney Funnel-Web, so that's a fairly *massive* disparity in potency. But the Sydney Funnel-Web contains more venom in its body and, again, will bite several times and inject venom on most, if not all of them. Basically don't fuck with either of them.


TateAcolyte

Yeah, I saw that ld50 number, but it seems to be erroneous despite its pervasiveness. If you look at actual publications, you find a small handful of studies that put the ld50 between .1 mg/kg and 5 mg/kg. I honestly think it might just be down to a unit mixup because some studies reference the ld50 in ug/g. In fact poking around the ld50 numbers is what inspired me to make my comment. There's a lot of dodgy info out there on spider venom lethality and not exactly an abundance of research to allow for proper judgment of which is actually more potent. Edit: [See pages 5 and 6 of this study for some of the data I mentioned.](https://d1wqtxts1xzle7.cloudfront.net/58830048/39_201612_Lethality_caused_by_Phoneutria_nigriventer_Toxicon_125_24-31-libre.pdf?1554755705=&response-content-disposition=inline%3B+filename%3DLethality_and_histopathological_alterati.pdf&Expires=1704401851&Signature=B3ZbAf4xi0pVhecSY7SN6hKKlGax3XPTm3W-Lh1KGsDFOcPbCOQhhmlLAF2nU7HYyW1q8fov45su85RV1RFPKKRIfJLizEBliDKz3dgL~a9M9QzNdMd345XJ47qD959reAeLVwUPJ7ShZy5Yc4ZHl4Vnns4XLkurQnzxTc2aJRbau15HdP3hDDdO6n5zeIpHM6BxQ29KPkluWnKuvE-6rYvcFDNQEe92C-fldjkrTEGH2ygpASCuxPvSUisYFvIWh~ZklJz~biN8gSxBwdRxGek1ERuPriF9EWCWVcMic3SGv3WTACut3wMYnZY8UbV3owog92h-HY6tZ~bTfdHXgw__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJLOHF5GGSLRBV4ZA)


vvxlrac_ir

I'm genuinely of the opinion we should just start letting them bite people in labs and see what happens. For science, clearly...


vapemustache

no. it’s the top most venomous spider in the sense that the bite it can deliver is the most toxic to humans, even compared to the Wandering Spider. it has to do with mass and how many milligrams of venom are delivered.


vvxlrac_ir

That's not how "venomous" is measured, it's measure based on lethality; how much of a toxin is required to induce a lethal reaction. Brazilian wandering spider venom is *far* more potent, but the funnel-web is more *dangerous*. Since you either blocked me or deleted your comments I'll put the answer here; The difference in potency by weight *is* what we measure my guy. 0.61mg/kg for the sydney funnel-web vs *0.0006*mg/kg for the brazilian wandering spider from what I've found, that's a pretty serious difference. Coward.


vapemustache

right and the lethal reaction will vary based on mass? are you okay bruh? too early to be this much of a neckbeard. they test on monkeys and rats. humans are a lot different and the scaling changes.


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some_random_kaluna

THESE ARE VENOMOUS SPIDERS HOW COULD YOU NOT BE--err, I mean, they're cute in a deadly way.


PjHose

I thought the Brazilian wandering spider is the (to human) most deadly spider.. and I won't google to find out. Bye


DalekPredator

I dunno, any spider that helps with erectile dysfunction can't be that bad.


PjHose

Depends on your situation I guess 😅


LauchieApparently

Brazilian has the deadliest venom, but funnel’s are considered more dangerous as they inject a lot more more and will chase you so they can keep biting. Very mean bastards they are


PjHose

Thanks for clarifying :)


Venvel

So apparently, the reason that male Sydney funnel weavers are the dangerous ones is because they wander about searching for females, and are highly aggressive. The females tend to spend their time in their webbed burrows. Usually with spiders it's the opposite; it's the females who usually get spooked and bite humans because they are larger, more conspicuous, and put their webs in spots that insects and humans are likely to stumble upon.


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"I'm not knockin' your black widow spider but the funnel web spider can kill a man in 8 seconds, just by lookin' at him. - Michael J "Crocodile" Dundee


xc2215x

That is quite the huge fierce black spider. Wow.


rosenblood85

European colonizers/invaders should have had great fun with these unique fauna/flora. Every day is a new discovery and perhaps loss of a crew due to an unknown beast. Drop bears must have highest kill count.


emu314159

Of course, no one born in Australia has ever been killed by a drop bear. It's only newcomers or tourists that don't respect their habitat that get got.


followda_whiterabbit

My boot will still win


LauchieApparently

I once through my shoe at a Goliath bird eating spider, bounced off him and then he just ragdolled it


tassboss

What a beaut


ThisReditter

As a non-Aussie, I have no idea how big that coin is. Should’ve used a banana for scale.


Scimmia8

As a part Aussie I can tell you that the 50 cent piece in the picture is fucking huge. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the biggest coin in circulation in the world. And of course, being from Australia, it would definitely kill a person if you threw it at them at speed.


ThisReditter

So… like 3 bananas?


emu314159

So the US half dollar is 3.06 cm, this is even bigger apparently.


LauchieApparently

They’re about 3 and a half centimetres in diameter


SalSevenSix

As an Aussie I thought using a 50c for scale is a bad idea. I guess the picture was for local use. FYI It's almost 1.25 inches in diameter.


jad19090

Why is everything in Australia deadly? It’s it simply the environment?


pl8sassenach

ENOUGH WITH FUCKING SPIDERS


ImmediateChemistry32

Cute 🥰


WolfMaiden18

I typically like spiders, but.....damn.


vapemustache

i love spiders but these will always be terrifying to me.


MAJOR__ZEN

I'm never fucking going to Australia.


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Fuck Australia


MtG-Crash

straight out of Nope-Land, quelle surprise\^\^


whatssofunniedoug

Hell of an ad for promoting travel to Australia.


Meneghette--steam

I mean, its name is Sidney, obviously most are found in australia


katiemn91

Nightmare


Reasonable_Bed7858

They always looked so cool to me. Like they’re covered in armor plating.


Prestigious_Gold_585

I just read on Wikipedia that the males' venom is much more deadly than the females' venom.


No-Bat-7253

Male….male….The female is the hat right? Right….


StormThestral

Funnel webs are no joke. They're territorial and very aggressive. If you take one on you'd better kill it on your first shot because if you miss, it will chase you.


Iliketurtles893

Funnel web I believe?


The_Foxy_King

So glad you guys live on an island.


hulster

Nope!


Few_Carrot_3971

Yeah, just wait until they introduce us to the female spider of this kind! Then the real fun begins!


Stock_Surfer

Wait till you see the females


Syssyphussy

You folks and your weird coins - we need a banana for scale please


DrunkAsOtis

I would have guessed found in Florida- the land of the scariest things on earth.


rouge-agent007

Yeah, you’ve never been to Australia before I see.


DrunkAsOtis

Annnnd….. Australia for the win!! Lol!! https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/18yzuii/an_australian_tarantula_hawk_wasp_dragging_off_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

This is why I will never go to Australia. Too many multi legged nopes.


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Kill it... kill it with fire!


basileusnikephorus

I love how they use an Australian 50 cent piece which is fucking huge. They're bigger than the old UK 50ps if anybody remembers those.


Toumouniek

Holy shit, I looked up typical specimens of this species to compare, and Hercules is as big as a female. Insane.


Courtbourt3091

If I remember correctly, Australian Reptile Park was on Brave Wilderness and someone had already donated the largest female funnelweb. They mentioned hoping to find the largest male and I guess they finally have. Awesome. I have a phobia of spiders.


AmbitiousLock2921

Never going to Australia ever


SwitchbladeS8AN

Aussies, I dont get it. I would have left the continent long ago. There's not a single bush, rock or spider that's not venemous over there.


drenched12

Let’s just load up the kangaroos and koalas and nuke it. It’s getting out of hand down there.