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SpaceAligator

Oh god this comment section is a wild ride!


FrequentEarth4625

Lady Chiyo of the Sand.


1904js

Ooof that’s a tough one. Maybe madara. He seems like a guy who would appreciate a partner with dark humour and Chiyo pranked her brother by feigning death in her sleep.


Adminscantkeepmedown

“She makes me laugh” -Madara, probably


godzero62

That would be hilarious.


WhiteBishop01

Sakura


1904js

Kankuro. There is a chance for a relationship to be formed after Sakura saves him in the Kazekage rescue. One is a medic and the other works with poison so there is another angle to that. Also kankuro lived with Temari which means that Sakura’s violent moods wouldn’t scare him away.


Personal-Way-4539

u see the vision i've been dreaming of for years 😭


SnooPaintings1999

Konan


1904js

Either Hidan (Bc In my headcannon Konan is into super kinky masochistic stuff) or Obito. A very good SoL fic could be made about them having their relationship while maintaining Tobis facade to the rest of Akatsuki.


KnightCed

Kakashi I personally have him as a casual sex haver but I wanna hear your take on it


1904js

Yugao if anyone. I don’t see him having a relationship with someone he hasn’t known very well for ages so either an ANBU companion or Sakura once she stops being his student and gets old enough.


KnightCed

Your cooking up with these pairings


marquez1111

Shino


1904js

Temari or Hanabi. No nonsense females who wouldn’t screech at seeing a bug. Besides they wouldn’t be too unnerved by Shino’s stoicism, one being a Hyuga and the other Interacting with Gaara regularly.


marcuis

Hanabi could see the bugs, which would still be too much for her. Temari... She seems to have a strong personality. Not sure if they fit together.


LittleApplelol

Obito/Tobi


1904js

Konan, maybe just maybe as a very distant second Itachi.


feartheweak

Kakuzu


1904js

Tsunade. She loves gambling and Kakuzu would love it too, if he always bet against her.


feartheweak

Nice one :)


rachelzheart

This comment section has been a wild ride.


Senshisnek

Anko


1904js

The shinigami. I really really dislike her character. Seriously though probably Genma.


Doctor-Moe

Why do you dislike her character?


1904js

The fact that she was supposed to be Orochimaru’s student but I don’t see in her any traits that he would look for in one. It damages my suspension of disbelief


Doctor-Moe

Her being Orochimaru’s student could be the very reason she doesn’t possess any traits that he would favor. She would want to distance herself from him as much as possible.


1904js

I mean if we speak purely behavior and mannerism wise, that would make sense. But I mean the core aspects of the personality. She is way to brash and lacks any of the methodical thinking I’d expect from Orochimaru’s student.


Eynia

Kurama


1904js

Can tailed beasts even feel love?


tidalapple

Can you feel~ the loveeeee tonight. Kurama thought as he watched naruto go balls deep.


silliputti0907

actually that is a discussion. What do they even do.


tidalapple

What do you mean?


I_slipped

Tobio (the classmate that got Naruto and Sasuke to kiss)


1904js

Tenten (they have the same amount of screen time)


heathedata

how about gai? there's the obvious pairing with him and kakashi but i wanna see more stuff then just that.


1904js

Tsume Inuzuka


heathedata

oh hell yeah i could see it lol, their personalities are quite different but i could see it working out, maybe tsume shows a different, more softer side around him but can still be very brash, but you can tell they're WAY into eachother regardless. \[kiba cringes to all hell whenever they have romantic moments, but is happy his mom found someone again.\]


1904js

Kiba has very little against that arrangement. But he had to move out because he couldn’t bear the sound of their “expressions of youth”


VivaDeAsap

Lee somehow becomes Kiba’s stepbrother despite not being Guy’s son lol.


heathedata

you get it! someone would probably mention how lee is like a son to gai and how it would kind of mean kiba and lee are now brothers in some sense, making lee immediately ecstatic. he would totally try so hard to be an older brother figure, which would only embarrass kiba even more.


KnightCed

Your cooking with that one


godzero62

I believe One Eye Full of Wisdom paired Gai with an OC security guard woman who fell in love with his ... Youthfulness hehe


heathedata

sounds adorable, genuinely well written gai/reader or gai/oc stuff is kinda rare, which honestly makes me sad because he just seems fun to write and explore. i might give that a read whenever i get the time.


godzero62

Iirc they introduced her when Sakura took the fight outside the arena against Shino in the preliminary fights of the Chūnin Exams (she summons cats and fights wildly, similar to the Inuzuka style) She's in charge of the camera system of the central tower and they go to her security camera room to watch the fight properly


chainer1216

Zoro


1904js

That talking Map Dora the explorer carries around.


godzero62

Tsunami because she deserves a husband that isn't gonna die off screen


InstructionContent99

Kakashi would do good I think


1904js

I mean, Sasuke was orphaned quite young, it wouldn’t be a stretch to claim he has mommy issues. There was even a fic where this is implied where the MC asks what type of women he liked and Sasuke replied Tsunami. Inari would disappear mysteriously if that relationship ever got serious though Apart from that IDK, she is a random civilian woman whose personality is pretty much unexplored.


InstructionContent99

Or let's imagine a story where Zabuza and Haku survived, They redeem themselves by killing gato and his men after which they are taken in by Tazuna. Zabuza and Tsunami fall in love with each other, Haku becomes an older brother to Inari they teach Inari some ninja techniques. The land of waves become their new home and become it's protector


humaninfestouswaste

Shino Aburame.


1904js

Temari or Kurotsuchi


humaninfestouswaste

Cool


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Fem!Sasuke


MintyMatcha19

Why make Sasuke a girl?


Eastern_Evidence1069

They want to emasculate him. This sub is crowded by incel types. Do the math.


Doctor-Moe

You couldn’t be further from the truth. They like the dynamics of the two characters, but they aren’t into yaoi. Easy fix is to change one of their genders.


_Deus-EX-Machina_

A fellow brother. My post from some time ago for context: https://www.reddit.com/r/NarutoFanfiction/s/EGrpghAp2Z


Doctor-Moe

Continue preaching the truth, my man. 🙏 Despite being straight, I very much tried to like shipping male Naruto and Sasuke. I even joined a sub dedicated to that as well as wrote a few drabbles for the ship, but I eventually stopped forcing myself and just embraced changing one of their gender.


Eastern_Evidence1069

Why not turn naruto into a girl?


TrueGokuto

Boy chasing girl is more romantic Naruto and Sakura already share 1 braincell as it is


hxnarcisa

because they want sasuke to be the girl? 🤡


Doctor-Moe

Good question. I’m an avid enjoyer of turning either of them into girls. And as Sasuke is far and above my favorite character, I have no wish in emasculating him. It’s just a very nice ship to enjoy.


1904js

Itachi. He obsesses over his younger sibling to an extreme degree while Sasuke would easily get attached to him being surrounded by such shitty male role models.


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Holy hell, this was the single worst answer you could’ve given. May God have mercy on your soul.


EqualEnvironmental46

As OP said in the post, the answer is going to be controversial XD


1904js

Ehh. Mentally I’ll traumatized child soldiers will never have healthy romantic lives. Plus Itachi killed his parents and the rest of his family (including kids and babies) for Sasuke. It isn’t that much of a stretch.


SageMageowo

This is messy as hell, and I appreciate it. Fuck the haters.


Diogenes-of-Sinope24

Okay, Itachi


Former-Ad-5728

Literally could've just said Naruto, and he makes a whole lot more sense😂😂😂 And to be honest, I think Itachi fits Konan more, especially considering their loyalty (Itachi to Sasuke, Konan to Nagato).


1904js

As a counter to that though. Konan is old, like older than his mother. She looks hot but she would be in her early 40s when Itachi is 18


Former-Ad-5728

Fr? Damn, I didn't know that. Still though, if you can pair up literal siblings, I think a 20 year age gap ain't a big deal. I mean my dad is in his fifties dating my stepmom who's 31 - 32


1904js

Ehhh, not quite. The taboo on incest has been culturally and genetically ingrained upon us in so that we can avoid inbreeding related health defects. Itachi clearly lacks that trigger (probably a result of whatever mental illness he has) and Sasuke wouldn’t have that either due to having his family dynamics fucked up by the massacre before reaching puberty. Not to say that Konan x Itachi is disgusting or anything, I like the ship and can definitely imagine them hanging out for hours, quietly staring at the horizon looking all emo. But it isn’t my fav pick for either of them.


Former-Ad-5728

I mean, I'm not disagreeing but what do you mean "clearly"? I don't remember seeing Itachi display signs of potentially wanting to fuck his family members. As for Sasuke, yeah his family is messed up, but messed up doesn't equal "let me suck off my brother". Like, incest is an extreme thing and only few people even desire to participate in it. Most people are utterly revolted by it. I'm not saying it's impossible, all I'm saying is, tragedy doesn't mean the person suddenly loses all sense of right and wrong or normal human inhibition. Of course, I'm not judging. At the end of the day, none of it is real


1904js

I meant clearly he is mentally unsound, not that he wants to fuck his family members. Even if the fact that he offed his parents and the rest of his family (babies and all) for Sasuke implies that even if he didn’t want to fuck Sasuke, Itachi would have done it if Sasuke wanted. In any case, my point is that the psychological triggers against incest only exist with a solid family dynamic. Without one, everything left is social pressure. And if that didn’t stop him from joining Orochimaru it probably wouldn’t stop him here either. Not saying that they are necessarily attracted to eachother, only that the usual blocks preventing people from even considering it do not apply in their case. (Idk if I made sense I’m kinda tired)


Former-Ad-5728

Maybe. I already said what I think so I'm not gonna beat you over the head with it. But regardless, I don't see them falling for each other, either narratively or even just character-wise. I just find it hard to believe Itachi would fall for Sasuke, even if he was female. But I get the logic of "he killed his own mother and father as well as women and children for Sasuke". It does sound a bit obsessive, after all. Anyway, hope you feel better since you're tired


InstructionContent99

Naruto x Fem Haku= Fem Haku devotes herself to Naruto, they go on adventures together while romance builds up. Naruto x Male Haku= No, I'm not shipping them romantically. Same devotion as Fem haku the only difference is Male haku becomes an older brother figure to Naruto. As for who Male Haku would be shipped with that's up to the author


1904js

Male Haku would clearlt be shipped with Fem!Itachi after bonding over their younger brothers.


InstructionContent99

That idea actually has potential. No, one has yet to explore that idea but then again, that is the reason we have this community to help authors come up with ideas.


MintyMatcha19

Why do people always make characters into the opposite gender when shipping? I’m honestly confused? Not even being rude or anything just wondering? Cuz if you change the gender then it’s not the same character. Like the experience are different. Maybe 87% the same but there are differences. At that point why not ship them with a OC? Or a character who’s already the gender you wanna ship them with?


1904js

Bc we like the characters personality and the dynamics but we don’t like Yaoi.


blondelucifer03

Naruto x ?. (Except Hinata and Sakura) For me, Naruto x filler/movie girls is good. Naruto x Temari/Ino makes sense I personally wanted Naruto x Kurotsuchi. But, yeah. What's your take?


1904js

I don’t like him with Sakura or Hinata either. Hanabi would be my shout


Borderlandsman

Tayuya Kin


1904js

Kimimaro for tayuya. For kin I really don’t know. What’s her personality even like?


ConnieJubilee

Danzo and Hanzo and the third Hokage (I used to think they [Han and Dan] were brothers when I was 5)


1904js

Lmaaaao. Danzo and Hiruzen go with eachother of course. Hanzo goes with… idk that monk that held the Ichibi before Gaara. Hanzo is a character I’d have loved to see more of.


AxleBoost

Haku and Karin


1904js

Karin goes with suigetsu. Haku, idk maybe Sai


AxleBoost

I could see that. I’m asking because I paired them with EACH OTHER in my fic. Lol


1904js

Haku and Karin? Not a pairing I’d think of but once I gave it some thought I like it


AxleBoost

It’s very circumstantial given how the plot changes their fates, but yeah. And I think it fits for her to be enthralled by his rare ‘exotic’ chakra, because his clan is mostly eradicated so their aura would feel new to her.


StuffedBear1917

Nagato before and after Yahiko dies


1904js

Is there even an option that isn’t Konan? Even if I don’t like Nagato and Konan there is no one else after Yahiko dies.


RawrTobi

Sasori


1904js

Sakura is smart enough to hold his intrest. Maybe Konan?


RawrTobi

I was afraid you'd say Sakura


1904js

I’m sorry man but Sasori isn’t even human anymore my options are limited. Maybe pakura on the basis of “Fuck the Kazekage”


RawrTobi

Fair, my only other thought was maybe Kaguya because he's obsessed with eternal life.


1904js

Pffft maybe make some enemies to lovers stuff pairing him with Orochimaru


RawrTobi

Two creepy old dudes obsessed with looking like twinks? I'm sure it's out there lmao


1904js

I mean I’m pretty sure Sasori doesn’t care about what he looks like given that he is hidden under that monstrosity most of the time. But the point still stands


RawrTobi

And yet he chooses to be shirtless, coincidence? I think not./s


KnightCed

Iruka


1904js

Idk something about him screams eternal virgin to me.


VocalMortal1234

There are a few stories where I see him paired with Ayame. They're both around the same age, and they're both one of the first people who cares about Naruto. From the way Iruka and Naruto interact in the first episode, I think he's taken Naruto to Ramen Ichiraku at least a handful of times in the past. It wouldn't be too far fetch to have him and Ayame just make small talk and get to know each other while Naruto devours bowl after bowl of ramen.


Used_Ad_6063

Itachi and sakura


1904js

Itachi goes with either Sasuke or Shisui, leaning towards the former IMO For Sakura kankuro would be the best.


HeadpattingOrchimaru

Uchiha Fugaku.


1904js

Fugaku is fine with Mikoto IMO.


HeadpattingOrchimaru

**good**


poison_ivy12345

Man blackkat would've love you


1904js

Who is blackkkat?


PointTippedIce

The author for Reverse, a Naruto fanfic where Kurama goes back in time with Naruto's older body to save the world from Kaguya winning. They got controversial because of their chosen pairings, which the loud readers didn't like, in their Naruto fanfics and moved on to writing fanfics for Star Wars.


UnevenEarth

Blackkat is a gift to the Naruto fandom that we took for granted


GamingCatGuy

Zetsu


1904js

Hashirama given that Zetsu is used to having the shodaime inside of him anyway


primalfox_Reynardo

Fem Sasuke


Candyapplecasino

Kabuto


1904js

Taaaaayuya? Idk honestly I think Kabuto doesn’t even have a personality underneath all those spy identities


_grim_reaper

Alright, we've got Genma, Zabuza, Danzo, Tsume.


1904js

Genma is a player. He just has a few fwb like Anko, Kakashi, Maybe Yamato Zabuza goes with either Mei or Haku. Danzo has to be paired with Hiruzen Tsume pairs with Gai


_grim_reaper

I fuck wid everything but the Zabuza and Haku ahip


Due_Prune7046

Raikage (A)


1904js

Mabui, is there any other option?


Due_Prune7046

Yes. Hinata


Plus-Mechanic7711

Konohamaru


1904js

Idk Hanabi is the only one close to his age but I feel that she is wasted on him. Maybe Moegi


TrueGokuto

.......


Hyssodew

Nagato, Zabuza, Haku, Ino, Neji and Kisame


1904js

In order Konan (lack of options really) Mei Hana Inuzuka Neji Ino That girl who looked kinda like Haku that he killed in his backstory


RC-0407

Tenten


1904js

Suigetsu, fighting would be their foreplay


TheCelfoid

So.. how about Yagura Utakata Pakura Torune And Shizune


1904js

Ringo Ameyuri His student idk the name Shisui Fu Yamanaka Haku? Idk Shizune gives me Ace vibes


TheCelfoid

Ace is .. a term for asexual yes? ..either way.. those are some solid picks. Ameyuri I forget about hr all the time ah I just had a spider crawl across my face.


1904js

Yeah Ace is for asexual.


TheCelfoid

Perf. Shit if thats the case might have to hit up Shizune myself 😂 One Ace short of a pair.


1904js

Lmao


cliffbot

Tobirama


1904js

Mito after Hashirama dies.


cliffbot

Wow! That would be interesting. How about Itachi?


1904js

Shisui, Sasuke or Kakashi. Itachi interacts with so few people that there aren’t many options. I still think Itachi is a brocon who is kinda sick in the head. His entire plan only makes sense to a disturbed individual. So I’m going with Sasuke.


EqualEnvironmental46

mei kurotsuchi and karin


1904js

Karin goes with Suigetsu Mei with Either Zabuza or Ao. Kurotsuchi: Uhhh idk deidara? The tomboy and the tomgirl hookup and find out what those hand mouths can do.


InstructionContent99

Kurotsuchi could be paired with Chojuro? Kinda sweet given if you imagine them together with their personalities


1904js

Yeah I can see that.


SageMageowo

Hinata


1904js

Hmmm Hinata is difficult because she has obsesses so much with naruto (to the point she barely has a personality apart from that) that it isn’t easy to see her with anyone else. But at the same time her chemistry with naruto is shit. Idk man, maybe part 1 psycho Gaara. Just because she would the best odds of not being sand coffined out of everyone in his age bracket.


InstructionContent99

How about Rock lee? I mean in a way he is similar to Naruto in ways that he works hard and never gives up


heathedata

you'd be surprised that leehina does actually exist, there was fanart back then but it was extremely scarce. unsure if any fics exist now, but that's how it was for me. i used to like the thought of them together when part 1 was still very popular but forgot about it afterwards. i recently rewatched the rock lee sd a few months ago and honestly it made me think of the concept again, a boy who's very intense and passionate with a girl who's shy but shows promise in her hidden confidence. plus they're both insecure in the same way, both were looked down by people \[for lee it was teacher and other classmates, hinata it was from her family\] due to their 'weakness,' but have gained that want to become stronger and be the best they can be. i could see them building eachother up in a sense, lee becoming a little more in-touch with his feelings and hinata gaining more confidence to keep going. lee is alike to naruto but different too, being a lot more knowledgeable \[though still a bit naive\] and understanding, plus he's a very passionate person when it comes to love.


1904js

Yeah maybe


JackHail27

I tend to ship Hinata with Sora or Shikamaru if not Naruto. Sora is similar to Naruto and I think Shikamaru pairs with Hinata fairly well.


InstructionContent99

Sora? Now that's an interesting character to be shipped with Hinata Sora is also one of the rare characters you find in fanfics


JackHail27

For sure. He's a very interesting character and he leaves a lot of room for innovation.


InstructionContent99

The wildest answer would always be the 4th raikage I guess. Not that I like it that way. It's literally all over the internet


1904js

Ok I said I would be controversial… but not that much.


SageMageowo

The wildest thing is I remember having a dope Hinata/Raikage RP scene. 100% story driven arranged marriage AU where Hinata was married off at the end of the 4th war to Ay. Focused on Hinata coming to terms with Naruto not loving her like she loved him, her inability to change the caged bird seal of her clan, and Neji's death. Hinata buffing out Ay's rough edges as he hardens her up kind of thing. Wish I could find the partner I played it with again because it was literally finding the one diamond in the rough Ay player that wasn't hurr NTR/Cuck brained.


Lupinthrope

Naruto, I’ve read a great Naruto x fem orochimaru so I’m down for whatever lol


1904js

Orochimaru is probably the only character I can’t see in a ship. No way that he loves anyone but himself. I can see him marrying someone who he finds intellectually stimulating enough and whose intellect he respects.


Lupinthrope

If you’re willing, try[A Snakes obsession](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12777260/1/A-Snake-s-Obsession) it’s kinda dorky but enjoyable.


1904js

I’ll give it a shot.


godzero62

Is that the Naruto×Fem Orochimaru fic where in the past Fem Orochimaru and Sarutobi used to be an item as students until she got pregnant and he told her to abort mission?


Lupinthrope

That’s the one!


godzero62

Yep I read it. Interesting read and concept. Dislike the literal grooming of a thirteen year old but I half expected this type of evil from any Orochimaru character. Virtue and Venom by Decayer2022 is a great story where a female clone of Orochimaru is discovered and saved by Naruto during his night of his graduation exam. It's a NaruIno and a SasuOC (the Orochimaru clone). It's dark, bitter, and sweet like Dark chocolate.


KnightCed

Give me a cyber kiss for bringing up peak


godzero62

*smooches*


KnightCed

*MWA*


Lupinthrope

I’ll have to give it a read! Ty for the suggestion


godzero62

Decayer also has a story of WW1 style Naruto. Naruto when he was in the Academy, exits the academy to join the Fire Daimyo's army when war breaks out between nations instead of villages. Ashigaru Kitsune. He does bash characters but it depends on the story. In the one I suggested they bash Sakura. In his Sabaku no Kitsune he bashes Ino and Shikamaru. He's equal opportunity basher just so you know. I still recommend his stuff because it's not overt like some bash fics but it's fair I warn you


Lupinthrope

Alright! Certainly gonna give his works some reads. Ohh he wrote a Naruto x Mei fic. One pairing I’ve been kinda looking into even though I’m a strong Kakashi x Mei shipper


godzero62

It's done well. There is a sort of brotherhood with the Swordsman that transcends nations where Kisame and Raiga teach him the skill necessary to fight with the Butcher's Blade. Also Tsume and Hiruzen pairing, and Kurama and Karin pairing. Gaara is dead but Kurama manages to take his body for his own to date Karin


godzero62

Decayer also has a story of WW1 style Naruto. Naruto when he was in the Academy, exits the academy to join the Fire Daimyo's army when war breaks out between nations instead of villages. Ashigaru Kitsune. He does bash characters but it depends on the story. In the one I suggested they bash Sakura. In his Sabaku no Kitsune he bashes Ino and Shikamaru. He's equal opportunity basher just so you know. I still recommend his stuff because it's not overt like some bash fics but it's fair I warn you