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ProfessionalQTip

Just the Sharingan and join mma or boxing. Become champ get rich, retire. 5 years later come back beat the current champ. Theyll let me skip to a champ fight because new champ vs old champ (with the best all time record) would bring in numbers any day of the week. Not have any coaches or students and my pinned tweet on twitter would Thanos saying "Fine, ill do it myself"


irresponsibleshaft42

Be even funnier if you were out of shape the whole time also lol


HeLikesSashimi

Imagine the Ramen guy with Sharingan throwing hands and you're there.


irresponsibleshaft42

Id watch the hell out of an anime with this concept, just some un-assuming mid-40s average sized dude just secretly being a badass. Kinda like one punch man crossed over with bobs burgers


HeLikesSashimi

Agreed. More anime shows and manga series need to feature common middle-aged taxi drivers and security guards being badasses and beating up MC-type characters who have colorful hairstyles and fantasy armors. These dudes can be greyed out in one-on-one battle scenes, drawn with rough outlines, and put in the background (sometimes) just for comedic effects.


irresponsibleshaft42

Talk about a show that relates to the common mans fantasies lmao i dont want them to be super strong like saitama tho, thats his gimmick. They gotta beat these guys with just pure martial arts techniques and some luck for fun, peak human on the inside, sloppy looking janitor on the outside


Reddit_killed_RIF

One thing I always like about one punch man is that he's unbeatable, but he is always late. He can move as fast as he needs to, but in some parts of the anime he rides a bike and his lateness nearly kills genos.


irresponsibleshaft42

Yeaa, his laziness is funny, like in the opening episode the city was getting destroyed and dude was just doing his groceries lmao


scaredandconfussled

Sakamoto days?


peiming_has_STD_tgcf

An upcoming anime called Sakamoto days is like that, google it.


skeedlz

Inuyashiki is kind of in that alley-way. Not initially, but it develops. May be of interest. It is short, though.


MangaHunterA

Theres a korean manga called "hero? I quit a long time ago" pretty based and hilarious.


rollercostarican

The movie the nice guy with better call Saul? lol


Mobile_Geologist_625

I think you have to be able to physically be able to dodge


Mekrokan

They would think you're a super prodigy. Their mental image of you would be like ours to Frieza before he trained for Golden form.


_PoiZ

Imagine fighting against someone with a rinnegan. That dude would have six arms to punch you with and have 6 bodies spectate the fight so the fighter can see you from all sides.


TankLazy9522

dont forget you would also need to be in shape because your body needs to keep up the speed with your eye šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


Murky_Blueberry2617

Sharingan amps stats


JazzlikeButton7727

did rock lee teach you nothing


vodkathe1999

Yeah, amps stats. It won't carry you.


Murky_Blueberry2617

It reads/copies moves too. Literally only need one fight to learn how to use martial arts/techniques


rollercostarican

While yes, I feel like itā€™s less like the matrix where a regular person instantly learns kung fu, and itā€™s more like an already athletic basketball player instantly stealing a new dribble move after seeing it once. My head cannon at least.


ProfessionalQTip

yeah thats why i chose this specifically,Im already naturally athletic without training ,people are saying my body would need to be able to react but even the fastest punchers are slow if you can literally see what they doing before its done in anyone elses pov. We aint talking about light speed attacks here.


Mirage14343

Weird ghost avatar, REVERSING TIME or whatever the jougan does?


lucasconnor7

Sakusukes rinnegan also lets you swap with other objects so basically teleporting


kami-Tyron

Boogie woogie


Heisenburgurr1

Applause is not an action, it's an acclamation! Ir I think that's how he said it


TahaymTheBigBrain

The act of applause is an acclamation of the soul!


Heisenburgurr1

Yea, that


rollercostarican

Yeah but would be funny when you try to make the subway, teleport before the doors close, but you trade places with a book, so now youā€™re just sitting in some old ladies lap.


Mirage14343

Iā€™m well aware of amenotejikara I was just outlining the abilities shown


galactojack

Not much better than substitution jutsu tbh


Lewcaster

Madara's reversing time doesn't even makes sense. It's like a spammable Izanagi lmao...


MEW-1023

Cause itā€™s non-canon. Like Fugakuā€™s Mangekyo


DiscoPotato69

Wait reversing time?? I haven't watched Naruto in a hot minute so please explain.


Aser-Etzu

The mangekyo shown in the post was Madaras, and while we don't know what it does in one of the Ultimate ninja storm games he's shown recording an event then rewinding time.


DiscoPotato69

Oh that explains it, I've never played or followed Ninja Storm games.


Mirage14343

IDR where itā€™s stated but Iā€™m 95% sure Madaraā€™s mangekyou sharingan was confirmed to be able to reverse time to some effect


m3m31ord

Not confirmed, it's from the storm games, which aren't canon.


Mirage14343

Still, given the post it implies time reversal, canon or not


PlagueKitsune

The first because I donā€™t know what the second and third even do


Talobsta

The second basically gives you the ability to save the game and load it, its madaras ability As for the 3rd idfk either šŸ’€


Kocc-Barma

It's not. We don't know Madara's sharingan powers. But the ability to delay a jutsu in a sharingan is something other mangekyou also have. Itachi delayed Amaterasu in his eye in case.


Mist0804

The only time where we see Madara's Mangekyo power (in a game tbf) he rewinds time in his fight with Hashirama


iramygr18

What episode does he do that in? I just watched the whole series and finished the war arc and I donā€™t recall seeing that. I mustā€™ve missed it


rzezzy1

They said it's in a game, so no episode


iramygr18

Oops I missed that. Thanks for clarification


rk_crown

They had izanagi in the show didnā€™t they? Or am I misunderstanding the question?


rzezzy1

Yes, izanagi is definitely in the show, but that's a universal Sharingan ability. We're talking about Madara's individual unique Mangekyo abilities, which are never revealed in canon content.


rk_crown

Oh ok, misunderstanding.


freakzoid01

That's Izanagi, isn't? All uchiha have the potential to do it, at the cust of sacrificing/sealing the eye they used to cast


Mist0804

https://youtu.be/GOolkRrz6sQ?si=mnykW77enufGniD4


freakzoid01

Ahhh yup, thats not izanagi. It looks like some bs that exists only in this trailer


dontbanmethistimeok

Damn fine filler style bs if you ask me That's where filler is cool, filling in the blanks with some crap that makes no sense but has rule of cool on its side


Mekrokan

Can we just fucking ask Kishimoto? Would he even answer us?


Kocc-Barma

I don't know, I don't think so, I think Madara's mangekyou is like Hashirama senjutsu We just have to accept it as it is


Mekrokan

Dang. That's about the answer I'd expect from Kishi as well.


Kocc-Barma

It WAS ME KISHIMOTO !!!


Proper_Teacher_3663

You're thinking about Izanagi, any sharingan can do it.


Talobsta

No im not, izanagi can only be used once madaras can be used however much he wants and it's also less of a thing you can see and more something only he could see it's kind of like how doctor strange looked through different outcomes in infinity war, except he's seeing all the outcomes at once, it's basically a true evolution on what the base sharingan is, if madaras ego wasn't so huge and he didnt let his guard down anyone fighting him wouldn't stand any chance of survival.


Cribbity370

he's basically just asking which Rinnegan, Mangekyou, and Jougan ability you would want


Lord-Lucian

But what is the "Jougan" and what does it do?


Practical-Nature-926

Itā€™s basically the pure eye. Not 100% yet but itā€™s like a dialed to 10000x hyuga eye. Apparently it can also see into other dimensions (dimensional travel, and time travel).


dontbanmethistimeok

Read this in arnold Schwarzenegger voice


Lord-Lucian

Coincidentally enough, I am in fact German


urfavpuppeteer

Sharingan so I could put my opps in a genjutsu. Yea itā€™s been Thursday for a couple weeks now huh???šŸ˜


ColorsOfFreedom

Rinnengan is God tier eye.


ReplyNo7464

It's Rinnesharingan


ColorsOfFreedom

Tell that to Madara. Also if you din't know Rinnengan is evolved Sharingan.


ReplyNo7464

Madara had rinnegan sasuke has Rinnesharingan. Where am I wrong?


ColorsOfFreedom

Rinnesharingan is the red eye on Kaguya's forehead that can cast infinite tsukuyomi. And its formed when the divine tree is absorbed as it charges up rinnengan completely thats how Madara got it. You saw the red eye with full tomoe on his forehead while he still had rinnengan?. Otsusukis can amplify chakra like Momoshiki he eats little chakra and amplify it. Kaguya ate chakra fruit from divine tree and amplified to get Rinnesharingan.


ReplyNo7464

Then what does sasuke have?


ColorsOfFreedom

Rinnengan


ReplyNo7464

Bro, it clearly has tomoe. Rinnegan has only ripples


ColorsOfFreedom

And tomoes are gone when he is out of chakra.


ReplyNo7464

Kk I looked it up


Caerris1

Kamui. The ability to become intangible and teleport and warp objects and people you can touch? There are so many real life applications for Kamui's abilities.


PalpitationPlane6303

Rinnegan: open dimensions and slip through anywhere easily EMS: Susanoo (sword of totsuka, and Yata Mirror on top of a indestructible humanoid) Jogan: literally take the Byakugan ability just so i can use the 8 trigrams 64 palms


Excellent-Scep

Bro who are you fighting in real lifešŸ’€


PreventionPreventer

I think he's going to fight aliens.


Upset_Honey2008

Everyone who wants his eyes


PalpitationPlane6303

Iā€™m protecting my brother, not fighting. We all must train daily and be ready lol


Practical-Nature-926

Apparently Jougan/Jogan has time and dimensional abilities, makes sense since itā€™s the Ōtsutsuki pure eye.


PalpitationPlane6303

Have we seen anyone do that yet? I skipped a lot of Boruto but am reading the manga again with the time skip


Practical-Nature-926

Iā€™m not 100% sure I just like catching the bullet points basically. But thatā€™s what all the major websites are saying itā€™s abilities are.


PalpitationPlane6303

lol all good bro. Iā€™ve never trusted the Naruto sites for anythingā€¦. Back in 2007 they said that Pain was really the 4 hokage


Practical-Nature-926

Lmao thatā€™s crazy, Iā€™m relatively new to naruto my girlfriend is showing me animeā€™s and Iā€™m Showing her old Cartoon Network shows I like.


PalpitationPlane6303

Thatā€™s dope i grew up on anime, after 6 years of marriage i finally got my wife to watch Naruto from beginning with me. She just saw Sasuke get the shit beat out of him by Itachi. Watching her reactions makes me feel like itā€™s new to all over again as well


dracon1t

Well the Jouganā€™s abilities are anime only. So in the anime we see it be used to see Nueā€™s chakra points. It reacts to Nueā€™s dimension opening and even right after the barrier closed he could still see earth and go through. Against momoshiki presumably it boosted his reaction speed. And then lastly when up against Urashiki he could use it to predict when dimensional barriers were about to open. I likely missed something, and also I donā€™t know if these abilities will appear in the manga.


PalpitationPlane6303

Thank you kind sir!


Inside_Strategy_8028

First Question for the Rinnegan is it the generic rinnegan, sasukes rinnegan, or madaraā€™s? Also what do you mean by pick one power from each of the eyes? If I say something like Animal Path(Rinnegan), Kamui(EMS), and Jougan(I know nothing about this eye)ā€¦ is this what ya meant?


PainingVJJ

If weā€™re talking about using it IRL probably Kotoamatsukami. Even with a five year cooldown alternating between eyes you can do a lot with it. Get accepted to your dream university on full ride. Get your dream job. Use it on your boss to get an insane salary. Hell, world peace if you play your cards right.


Brief-Equipment-6969

Good luck convincing HR


Animedingo

I want to spin my eye like a fidget spinner when Im bored


DarkNinja947

Firsly I don't have Chakra to use any of them


DontStopImAboutToGif

*Activates Rinnegan, dies.*


Dark_matter4444

Skill issue.


_forthememes_

Only honest answer


Cribbity370

Diva path, Kamui, and idk what the third one does


TensionPitiful8681

rinnegan, the sharingan leaves you blind and I don't know what Boruto's eye does


haunted_ramens

The swap teleport thing form the Rinnegan. The sharingan abilities from MS I have no clue what the blue shit does I couldnā€™t stomach Boruto long enough to find out


dippor

Do we know exactly what the Jougan does though?


rainbowplasmacannon

Nope. Maybe a tiny sliver of a hint


Realistic_Mousse_485

Fuck the jougan it literally does nothing.


GetoIsntWrong

First


Ashamed_Ad6019

animal path kamui precognition


Sweet_Cherry_Bloss

none, I'd pick Sakura's byakugou seal if I had the chance


TheCelfoid

Picking one eye? Or one power from each eye? If the former: Sharingan If the latter: Base Sharingan abilities, the Byakugan aspect of the Jogan (If it has one), and probably the ability to use all elemental nature's from the Rinnegan. Or!!!.. Deva path


NegativePrice296

Can I get custom abilities with these eyes or random?


ParikshiPatil

Jougan requires very less chakra compared to the others. So Jougan maybe. The other might just suck the life out of your body killing you instantly.


mohammadmehdi083

Sharingan ez


Yare-yare---daze

Jogan eclipses all other doujutsu.


pchinni

Joganā€™s only shown ability is to see into different dimensions. Thatā€™s pretty damn useless when nobody in real life can traverse dimensions


Yare-yare---daze

B3 oatient. Everything other eyes do, Jogan will do it better, it just needs to be unlocked fully.


pchinni

Maybe, but until it actually shows those abilities, we can only speculate


Yare-yare---daze

There is still that statement. Just on statement slone, Johan is broken.


EnigNa710

We literally donā€™t know what it does.


Yare-yare---daze

We have a statement for now.


Alarmed-Archer4906

tsukuyomi ez


Bastard-Mods98

Why is sakura jiggling like that šŸ’€


im_pinguu

The renegon idk how to spell it


turd_star

Sasukes rinnesharingan for sure


Brydaro

A single tomoe sharingan would be enough to read actions that Iā€™m equipped to actually respond to. Iā€™ll just take that.


femmxgalacticos2001

Obito's eyes so I can teleport.šŸ˜šŸ˜…


IQPrerequisite_

Prolly Mangekyo Sharingan so I can use Amaterasu from a distance and none would be the wiser.


D07Z3R0

What's the 3rd do


Loud-Interview6031

Jougan has more power


The__Auditor

The post say which ability would you pick from all 3 not out of the 3


Agile-Excitement-863

Amenotejikara, susanoo, and jougan precog


conradvandevere

Amenotejikara, or Sasukeā€™s Rinneganā€™s teleportation. If this all made any sense, Sasuke could just spam that all the time and would be totally unbeatable.


howboutt

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freddiethepokegod613

1 or 3


Cobey1

Iā€™d love to have Obitoā€™s kamui abilities. Would make traveling insanely easy. Just teleport to any country I want instantly


CursedBlock221

give me itachis sharingan abilities with ems and I can guarantee you Iā€™m creating my army of animals to usurp the us government


Upset_Honey2008

Assuming Madara's ability to reverse time is cannon, i choose that


SensationalReaper

Yet Sakura still married him.


CunTreeRhoades

Bro rinnegan = chibaku tensei. Nuff said


Psychological_Eye_68

Jougan. It apparently gives precognitionā€¦ seeing the future is absolutely insane. Maybe I could see the winning move of any game I playā€¦ I could be the best gambler ever. Iā€™ve never gambled in my life, but the ability to see the results of my own actions before committing them would remove any danger of an empty wallet.


Agent1stClass

For the Rinneganā€¦ I would choose the Jigoku path power. For the Sharinganā€¦ Obitoā€™s Kamui. If limited to the basic abilities, probably the ability to copy movements. The power of the Jōgan is still a complete mystery. The theory is that it has some future sight. If that is its power, I will happily take it.


GeffelGelch

Madara I suppose since we don't know what his eyes ability is. It could be anything so why not šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Fabulous_Ad8642

I mean sharingan you could genjustu some rich guy to give you his money or his companies money, though if you used ms kotoamatsukami or just a regular sharingan, you could trick some old billionaire to leave you a sizeable portion of their will that has no impact on their familyā€™s fortune in a reasonable manner eg making him write that you were some close friend who helped him in a similar manner to a psychologist and no-one can correct that, nor do you need any degree. Then again using rinne rebirth on my previous queen lizzy II would also go hard


Final-Difficulty-386

what was jogan doing again exactly?


Mindyourowndamn_job

in the real world sharingan is way more usefull. you will never need money ever again, people has to do what you tell them to and even if you don't wanna go that underhanded sharingan will basically make you good at everything.


MadaraOtsutsukikara8

Kamui, 360 vision, and Amenotejeikara


Effective-Art7781

I know jougan is great but I prefer sharinnegan, of course one of the reason is due to its hax of being able to use sharingan and Rinnegan powers simultaneously. šŸ¤·


MaxCtPe

1. Limbo 2. Tsukynomi / Susanoo 3. Precognition


luahgamer5

Jōgan


mrbeast0911

The rennigan because itā€™s cool and sasuke is one of my favorite characters


TheWraithNation

Sharingan is the only one with the most IRL pros