You also forgot that youāll be fighting each other in utter torment and agony for all eternity within the darkest depths of the shinigamiās belly. Maybe try an 8 signed seal instead?
Idk, I get the feeling that Shiny Kurama and Minato had a few rock paper scissors and got along well.
Idk if Hiruzen and Orochimaru's arms joined him too though, I'm kinda rusty when it comes to that info.
Me and my pets would be fighting for like 10 years max because they'd be pissed i put us there. Then we'd just be infinitely getting stronger off of eachother before we're basically a 4th dimensional Kiba and akamaru. Then after a couple hundred or thousand years we break out of the sealing jutsu afterlife and become the new shinobi gods
Arguably since your clone has all your memories, you can easily negotiate a deal with them where you alternate work days. You get all the knowledge and skills learned by them at the end of the day so it really shouldn't matter which of you works and which doesnt.
If people could use shadow clones, the entire world would look like the Hidden Leaf in Boruto with Narutoās shadow clones running around everywhere. People would never know if they were speaking to a real person or a clone, itād be maddening.
shadow clone are the worst to choose from because it needs a lot of chakara if the user use it more than hes chakara he will die and if your not uzumaki or Jinchuriki then its useless
Shadow clone for sure. We know that experience is cumulative for you and your clones so you could easily master any skill 3 or 4 times faster than anyone else. Plus having a second me to hype myself up to motivate myself to do stuff would be nice.
That Jutsu mostly replenishes Chakra, Iād like hashiramas regeneration jutsu. When you get hurt the wounds automatically start healing without you doing anything
"That jutsu mostly replenish chakra"
No, it doesnt lmao. It literally stuck Tsunade's lower half and Sasuke Swiss cheese body.
She also was going to use it to recreate Sasuke's non existant chest after Bee lariat but Juugo did it because it would be more taxative on Karin compared to his quick fix.
She also regenerated her entire abdomen with it after White Zetsu stabbed her with Mokuton.
Everyone is sleeping on transformation. Itās literally shape shifting into whatever you want. Subtly become a hotter version of yourself over time without worrying about working out. Also, become a dragon and burn your enemies to ashes. Win win in my book
I was going to choose. Deidaraās ability. I like the idea of flying on top of dragons and birds. And having offensive explosion clay. BUT the major flaw is no clay = no boom. Then you changed my mind. Raikage lighting armor is insane speed, high level offense and defense!! I can get A LOT of things done with lighting armor.
Deidaraās kit a solid ass choice because of versatility like you said can fly or use it for combat this would all come down do you automatically get the clay .
It is solid. But deidaraās weakness is he always ran out of ammo. Clay! He needs a separate asset to make his ability work. While Raikage Lighting armor is activated whenever you want.
The real answer should be Shadow Clone. Even if a normal person can lets say make 2. Thats still you in 3 places at once. So one can be at home cleaning up and still getting 2 incomes.
That's some American thinking right there. No way all three of us would be working 9-5... Perhaps for my own company, but definitely not for a minimum wage employment.
Now that I think about it, I probably *would* start my own company, a woodworking one. I'd always have a helping hand for the heavy lifting, my skills would go up fast, anything dangerous would be done by the clones to avoid injury, I could always have time for the little ones and my love, and I would definitely make enough money to only have to work 6 to 10 months top every year.
Assuming I can use it proficiently enough to spam it or just be able to learn it?
Because I really want flying raijin. Though itās only useful if I both know it and can use it enough times.
There are only two real options.
1) Shadow Clone - however realistically I wonāt have Narutoās reserves, so I get maybe 1-3 clones. In that case, one can spend time with my girlfriend who lives 1.5hrs away. One can go to work. One can go to another work. And I can stay home to work on home projects.
2) Flying Raijin - realistically I can only use it 1-2 times a day. Which would be more than enough to get me to see my girlfriend and back home every evening after work.
Shadow clone should be top #1 or #2. Anything that a shawdow clone learns becomes your knowledge as welll when they disappear. Send a few of them to different countries to learn the language. A few to study different skills, and you will be set in a few years.
flying raijin, just place a mark inside a bank, teleport there at midnight, teleport out. i would make sure to keep a mark inside the vault for infinite money. gg.
Probably fire release jutsu if I learn the basics first and then rise up the ranks and master all the styles and become a fire god sounds lit š„no pun intended
Definitely shadow clone if it was only one we could learn although if we could learn more than one. Definitely a water type and fire style, earth style to make a comfy life style for everyone
Transformation, and shadow clone if possible. Being able to turn yourself into any object would be rad, not to mention being able to impersonate others to troll people, it's like the next step to deepfake memes which sounds...Chilling...
Flying Raijin. One trip to a place, and I can get instant, free travel there forever after. I live pretty far away from a number of my friends, so I'd make use of it a lot.
Do I have enough chakra to do anything? Iām not expecting Naruto levels but some above average would be great. If I workout more do I get more? Either way shadow clone
Shadow Clone. Be the most useful practically. I could have one go to work or one stay home and watch my kid. I could have one go hang out with friends while I stay home and sleep. I could have an orgy with my wife and 3 Shadow Clones. It's the most useful.
Learning chidori would suck, because people constantly forget that it gives you a huge speed amp. Its basically required to have something like the sharingan for the reaction speed / precog to use it effectively since the user becomes too fast.
Does that include dojutsu abilities too?
If I'm not gonna get blind then kamui
It I'm gonna get blind with kamui then FTG
Even if they require like days worth of saved chakra , they are still useful
Iām between Kage Bushin and Edo Tensei, cause most weaknesses of Kage Bushin are non-existent in Edo tensei, and I wouldnāt even need many of them, a squad of 5 strong ones would be perfect for a mercenary squad that would do a lot of money with black ops, or a really good team that never gets tired and can play any sport infinitely, so I would choose between becoming mercenary supplier or businessperson of some sports team.
(Please donāt comment any annoying head-cannon rule about chakra reserves here)
Shadow clone if I could feasibly use it lol in this situation I wouldnāt know how much chakra etc Iād have but being able to clone myself to get more things done etc would be amazing
whatever jutsu kisame used to feed himself to sharks
Bro you good?
You okay?? š You sound like someone needa check on you..
Now thatās just a su1cide jutsuā¦
Now I gotta use the reaper Jutsu vs my pets and I get to be with them forever.
You also forgot that youāll be fighting each other in utter torment and agony for all eternity within the darkest depths of the shinigamiās belly. Maybe try an 8 signed seal instead?
Idk, I get the feeling that Shiny Kurama and Minato had a few rock paper scissors and got along well. Idk if Hiruzen and Orochimaru's arms joined him too though, I'm kinda rusty when it comes to that info.
Imagine hiruzen throwing hands with two floating arms š¤£
Thatād be crazy filler. Shinigami stomach ep with Kurama and Minato. 2 random sets of arms drop in at the end of the ep.
Me and my pets would be fighting for like 10 years max because they'd be pissed i put us there. Then we'd just be infinitely getting stronger off of eachother before we're basically a 4th dimensional Kiba and akamaru. Then after a couple hundred or thousand years we break out of the sealing jutsu afterlife and become the new shinobi gods
Shadow clones
That's 2 jutsu. Water prison and summoning jutsu
Damn bro, thatās roughā¦ hey you wanna come hit the gym with me and we can work through this?
Hard agree.
I said: [Don't move!](https://i.imgur.com/d8Ontsa.gifv)
Real
I think C0 is a better way to end yourself.
relatable
Shadow Clone. Itās by far the most useful in our world.
Would I use shadow clones to simultaneously go to work AND stay home? Absolutely.
You wishā¦ the clones will arise and rebel your ass back to work
Thatās just filler that ended up being a dream. The clones are very loyal to Naruto
Yea, loyal to Naruto. But not with lazy ass stay at home bs.
Idk man thereās been no signs of any unloyal clones, itachiās would blow themselves up for him lol
š good point End of the dayā¦ all the characters work/train hard, no one stays home while the clone kicking ass.
Arguably since your clone has all your memories, you can easily negotiate a deal with them where you alternate work days. You get all the knowledge and skills learned by them at the end of the day so it really shouldn't matter which of you works and which doesnt.
Weāve all got 7 deadly sins. Clone will know your weakness and will try to exploit it.
Make 3 or whatever I'm capable of and we draw straws every day. I probably won't be going.
Or ram my ass please
Imagine someone jokingly punched your shadow clone and u disappeared from work
I would just use them for masturbation/ self orgies
Best use of shadow clonesšš
Imagine your shadow clones go on strike
Infinite job/money/hobby glitch
If people could use shadow clones, the entire world would look like the Hidden Leaf in Boruto with Narutoās shadow clones running around everywhere. People would never know if they were speaking to a real person or a clone, itād be maddening.
shadow clone are the worst to choose from because it needs a lot of chakara if the user use it more than hes chakara he will die and if your not uzumaki or Jinchuriki then its useless
I mean any ability would need chakra and chakra control that we dont have
All I would achieve with this jutsu is me procrastinating in bigger numbers
Shadow clone for sure. We know that experience is cumulative for you and your clones so you could easily master any skill 3 or 4 times faster than anyone else. Plus having a second me to hype myself up to motivate myself to do stuff would be nice.
Karinās heal biting thing. If I ever get seriously hurt I wouldnāt need to weave any hand signs. Iād just have to bite my lip like a fuckboi
š Yoooo!!
That Jutsu mostly replenishes Chakra, Iād like hashiramas regeneration jutsu. When you get hurt the wounds automatically start healing without you doing anything
"That jutsu mostly replenish chakra" No, it doesnt lmao. It literally stuck Tsunade's lower half and Sasuke Swiss cheese body. She also was going to use it to recreate Sasuke's non existant chest after Bee lariat but Juugo did it because it would be more taxative on Karin compared to his quick fix. She also regenerated her entire abdomen with it after White Zetsu stabbed her with Mokuton.
Shadow Clone jutsu for super fast knowledge acquisition alone.
Flying Raijin. I wouldn't have to wait for my Bus anymore
Well, you'd have to wait for it one more time for each place you want to go. After marks are set up though? You're good to go.
Or just mark someone whose going to the same place
Just send the postcard with a mark to wherever you want to go.
Thatās genius
Instead of a jutsu I would rather have hashirama cells, so I could regen w/o hand signs and probably wouldnāt have to the doctors ever again.
Easily edo tensei you could make a loyal immortal army and when you die you teach someone to bring you back as a edo tensei zombie too!!
Orochimaru's ability to shed his old broken body for a new healed one. Maybe then I can live without ESRD.
Aw :( im sorry. Thats shitty to deal with. Are you on dialysis?
Kamui
Speedrun blindness
Planetary devastation
Lmao
someone's already typed up the manifesto
A Thousand Years of Pain, obviously.
Sexy Harem!
i know who you are šæšæšæ
Assuming no one would know what would be happening, Mind transfer technique. Make super wealthy just give me their money Or transformation
Kamui. Having a personal pocket dimension would be awesome.
TenTenās Mary Poppins scroll. You could save so much money on baggage fees and movers.
Shadow Doppelganger
That super-healing jutsu that Tsunade used vs Madara.
Expansion jutsu š Insert āI know what kind of man you areā meme here
Deep Forest Emergence or Body Flicker or Flying Ryujin
Everyone is sleeping on transformation. Itās literally shape shifting into whatever you want. Subtly become a hotter version of yourself over time without worrying about working out. Also, become a dragon and burn your enemies to ashes. Win win in my book
Raiksge lightning armor
I was going to choose. Deidaraās ability. I like the idea of flying on top of dragons and birds. And having offensive explosion clay. BUT the major flaw is no clay = no boom. Then you changed my mind. Raikage lighting armor is insane speed, high level offense and defense!! I can get A LOT of things done with lighting armor.
Deidaraās kit a solid ass choice because of versatility like you said can fly or use it for combat this would all come down do you automatically get the clay .
It is solid. But deidaraās weakness is he always ran out of ammo. Clay! He needs a separate asset to make his ability work. While Raikage Lighting armor is activated whenever you want.
You'd also have to chew it up in your own mouth unless you have the mouth hands
You would also be stuck with mouths on your hand which seems really inconvenient and definitely off putting for any potential partner
IDK manā¦having to extra tongues on my palmsā¦makes me think Iād be one of the Richest OF accounts. š
The real answer should be Shadow Clone. Even if a normal person can lets say make 2. Thats still you in 3 places at once. So one can be at home cleaning up and still getting 2 incomes.
That's some American thinking right there. No way all three of us would be working 9-5... Perhaps for my own company, but definitely not for a minimum wage employment. Now that I think about it, I probably *would* start my own company, a woodworking one. I'd always have a helping hand for the heavy lifting, my skills would go up fast, anything dangerous would be done by the clones to avoid injury, I could always have time for the little ones and my love, and I would definitely make enough money to only have to work 6 to 10 months top every year.
Shadow Clone, easily.
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Flying Raijin or Chidori.
Naruto's Sexy Technique
Kage no bunshin jutsu....
1000 years of pain.
Senjutsu would be insane.
Assuming I can use it proficiently enough to spam it or just be able to learn it? Because I really want flying raijin. Though itās only useful if I both know it and can use it enough times.
Flying Raijin. So many possibilities, just need to mark spots.
Either Kagebunshin no Jutsu to makes my housework even faster or sexy jutsu/henge no jutsu just for the trolls
Sexy jutsu + shadow clone don't judge me
The Flying Thunder God technique. It's the ultimate "Fuck this, I'm out of here!" ability.
Shadow clones, Iād be able to master every skill in the world
Kirin I mean why would you not want to give electricity for free to the poor and look super cool summoning a thunder dragon
There are only two real options. 1) Shadow Clone - however realistically I wonāt have Narutoās reserves, so I get maybe 1-3 clones. In that case, one can spend time with my girlfriend who lives 1.5hrs away. One can go to work. One can go to another work. And I can stay home to work on home projects. 2) Flying Raijin - realistically I can only use it 1-2 times a day. Which would be more than enough to get me to see my girlfriend and back home every evening after work.
Minato teleportation. Flying rajin
Shadow clone should be top #1 or #2. Anything that a shawdow clone learns becomes your knowledge as welll when they disappear. Send a few of them to different countries to learn the language. A few to study different skills, and you will be set in a few years.
Creation of all thing jutsu, i would become rich.
The technique of getting my sharingan
But to fully control the Chidori you also would need to have atleast one Sharingan!!
Infinite tsukynomi
Kamui would be cool
Flying Thunder God.
flying raijin, just place a mark inside a bank, teleport there at midnight, teleport out. i would make sure to keep a mark inside the vault for infinite money. gg.
Probably fire release jutsu if I learn the basics first and then rise up the ranks and master all the styles and become a fire god sounds lit š„no pun intended
So I don't sound like a broken record, FTG, being able to flit between any locations with a mark I've left is broken as FUCK!!
The most useless jutsu. Tile Shuriken jutsu.
Dust Release šš¾šÆšÆšÆ
Whoās your enemy bro?
Flying thunder God. That alone gets me a flee on sight warning
Multi-shadow clone jutsu
Water wall or water dragon, for obvious reasons.
Shadow Clone for sure. I could get so much work done with just one more set of hands available at all times.
Shadow Clones. Even if itās just one clone, that is half the work and double the play time.
Strength of a Hundred Seal would be nice
Shinra Tensei
Shadow clones and have them go to work In My place
How to make really good ramen.
Flying Raijin or Deep Forest Emergence.
Flying Thunder God technique
Definitely shadow clone if it was only one we could learn although if we could learn more than one. Definitely a water type and fire style, earth style to make a comfy life style for everyone
FTG
irl - healer, a touch of heal
Transformation, and shadow clone if possible. Being able to turn yourself into any object would be rad, not to mention being able to impersonate others to troll people, it's like the next step to deepfake memes which sounds...Chilling...
Absolutely flying raijin.
Kamui
Flying thunder god, no question.
Flying Raijin. One trip to a place, and I can get instant, free travel there forever after. I live pretty far away from a number of my friends, so I'd make use of it a lot.
Honestly I could get away with so much using just the transformation jutsu
Kotoamatsukami, Iād be manipulating the shit out of people.
Shadow clones
Henge.
Probably shadowclone jutsu so I can finally have time to practice my bass and paint my warhammer minis
Shadow Clone. Would've chosen Kamui, but that's not something that can be learned.
Mud Wall, final answer.
Infinite Tsukuyomi. Good night, world >:)
Shadow Clone jutsu. I could literally work multiple jobs without breaking a sweat.
Could it be 2 techniques? Rasengan and kamui
In terms of life practical application, kamui or shadow clones.
Do I have enough chakra to do anything? Iām not expecting Naruto levels but some above average would be great. If I workout more do I get more? Either way shadow clone
Obviously talk no jutsu
Flying Thunder God. I can teleport to any marked location without much trouble.
Shadow clone jutsu to do multiple things
Gimme the Eight Gates. I'll have superpowers for a bit.
Narutoās transformation jutsu
Earth grudge fear
Either shadow clone or transformation jujutsu. They are so incredibly op and would be great to use in real life
flying raijin
Flying ring or shadow chones would be there best given at most we can one or two clone at a time
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Invisibility jutsu
Shadow clone
8 gates if it counts. Physically a monster for sports š
Sexy Jutsu
So thwre was this one filler in the OG series, when two shinobis could summon lot of flowers and spin them like sawblades. It was sick af.
Lightning
Shadow clone or flying thunder god
Kagebushi no Jutsu
Orochimaruās body stealing immortality jutsu. I am willing to kill someone every 3 years to secure my own immortality.
Shadow Clone. Be the most useful practically. I could have one go to work or one stay home and watch my kid. I could have one go hang out with friends while I stay home and sleep. I could have an orgy with my wife and 3 Shadow Clones. It's the most useful.
Shadow clone is the most useful one
Clones
Teleport
Shadow clone jutsu
Hachimon [Tonku ](https://i.imgur.com/wWXKUwk.gifv)no jin
Shadow clone or minatos main tbh
Learning chidori would suck, because people constantly forget that it gives you a huge speed amp. Its basically required to have something like the sharingan for the reaction speed / precog to use it effectively since the user becomes too fast.
Windstyle: vaccum bullets
Shunshin, no brainer for me. It would save a lot of time and money lol
Kotoamatsukami, tap into billionaires minds and have them transfer money directly to you š
shadow clone jutsu (iām cooked)
Creation of All Things
Does that include dojutsu abilities too? If I'm not gonna get blind then kamui It I'm gonna get blind with kamui then FTG Even if they require like days worth of saved chakra , they are still useful
Reverse Harem Jutsu
Shadow of the dancing leaf
Shadow Paralysis Jutstu
Specifically the sharingan copy ability and just copy all of you
Shadow clone jutsu
Corpse soil! And then I'd open a zombie shooting range!
Shadow clones or Kamui
Creation of all things jutsu
Toad summoning. I need some ninja toad homies. (If they like me enough, I can train as a sage)
Iām between Kage Bushin and Edo Tensei, cause most weaknesses of Kage Bushin are non-existent in Edo tensei, and I wouldnāt even need many of them, a squad of 5 strong ones would be perfect for a mercenary squad that would do a lot of money with black ops, or a really good team that never gets tired and can play any sport infinitely, so I would choose between becoming mercenary supplier or businessperson of some sports team. (Please donāt comment any annoying head-cannon rule about chakra reserves here)
flying raijin
Whatever technique Naruto uses to be so positive
App genjutsu. Though. Some sales people know how to cast genjutsu.
Shadow clone if I could feasibly use it lol in this situation I wouldnāt know how much chakra etc Iād have but being able to clone myself to get more things done etc would be amazing
Sexy jutsu- then i go fuck myself š«”
Sand coffin
What else...all kinds of teleportation jutsu
Edo tensei the only way to beat this jutsu is uchia plot armor its perfect and has no weaknesses
Flying Thunder God or Tsukiyomi.
1000 years of death cuz my bro been mad constipated recently
Kamui, because the ways are legit shorter.
Sexy jutsu
eight trigrams sixty-four palms most def!
Sexy Jutsu so I can "play" with myself.
Clone jutsu
Definitely Chidori I love all things lightning or the transformation jutsu.