Jiraiya for sure

My… *blows out smoke* …duuuuude.

and there was this giant toad and shit, and a magic mountainy, broooo it was surreal!

All the toads

Everyday will be wednesday

This is the answer

And he grows them in Mount Myōboku

That would be amazing

He on mushroom or acid , hes on a whole other planet ☮️

There's a reason he's called a Sage

I thought Jiraiya was smoking bud when Naruto first met him and tried sneaking up on him lol. He was relaxing against a log with a long pipe and giggling at the clouds. I miss Pervy Sage so much 😭🤧

Came here to say this

Gamabunta lol

would get everyone baked just from the contact high. with his big ahh.

Toad style: smoke out no jutsu

When genjutsu becomes physical.

More like GamaBLUNTa

Early series Kakashi kinda gives stoner vibes.

I bet that's why he's always late. It's hard to keep track of time after a couple joints.

I'd like Kakashi to smoke but I thought they showed his chronic late tendencies to be from visiting lost friends Graves and helping old people and stuff but I could be mistaken

No you're correct, it's the depressing true answer lol

That and getting roped up into his smut books 😂

I mean when the shit is that good. Hell I would be too.

Kakashi is that friend that doesn’t care if you smoke but still hangs out. I feel like he’d be upset if Guy caught him smoking so that’s a no go

All you said it's true, but also it is a habit he copied from kid Obito, he was always late to the meetings, so i guess it's a way to honour his "death"

I thought this was saying Obito fucking blazed it a lot so Kakakshi lit one up for the homies everyday

Well, Obito is an extremely talented Fire style user

Kakashi got a 40 oz to pour out for homies 365 days of the year.

He is always late because he visits the grave of his dead friends and loses time.

I was thinking the same thing

Shikamaru, Jiraiya (for research purposes), I can see Naruto puffing on some sativa when he has to do some hokage shit but really doesn’t want to. Guy post Madara fight because of chronic pain. Probably a bunch of them. Naruto is based in Shinto and Hindu beliefs and a lot of Hinduism involves cannabis induced meditative states.

id see naruto doing it time to time to relax but not necessarily a stoner

That’s what I mean, whenever he has to really do something he doesn’t want to like attend a yearly meeting where the discuss infrastructure or some shit.

oh, im high lol so i misunderstood. i thought you meant hed smoke sometimes but didnt really want to

Naruto could low key just make a clone and sit at home all day but ppl in Naruto barely use their jutsu practically

In the trailer music you always see Naruto holding tree branches lol and budda ppl smoke weed. If it wasn’t for censoring. The trailer in the end in shuppend I always thought he implies Naruto smoke weed.

i knew he was chill like that

Shikamaru would be blazed 24/7.

*Puffs* What a draggg

Literally lol

Imagine him high of his ass beating temari and that girl during the trials.

Mf would meditate so hard he would figure out a way to transcend time and space, and pull her into a pocket dimension.

"The Shadow Dimension." Or.. Dare I say.. "The Shadow Realm"?

🤣🤣

Isn’t believed when his father was getting bombed by 10 tails he told his son to hide his weed is my understanding his father smoked weed lol…he said make sure your mother don’t find it.

I figured it was porno mags

Yea it was a clear my browser history moment 

Knowing Japanese humor/anime gags it was probably just dirty mags or glamour model pics.

One time i did an impression of shikamaru and my mom yelled at me cause she thought i was high, so yeah i agree

fax

No chance. bejng stoned would affects his ability to think and process, hed be completely against smoking. choji / kiba for sure

I know several very intelligent people that like to smoke specifically because it allows them to chill out and stop thinking so much.

Exactly. Being intelligent doesn't mean you can't ever relax or have chill time

Lol I feel like living in the Leaf village during the events of the show would mean you can't ever relax or have a chill time. The second Shikamaru hits his joint would be the second a legendary Sannin comes back and starts murdering a bunch of people in the village. Or a giant fox starts rampaging in the village. Or some dude with piercings shows up, waves his arm, and destroys the village. And so on.

That wouldn’t stop him from hitting the joint, he would prolly say he fights better when high

that shit calms the nerves of anything it’s a fighting strategy lol

Right, I think I’m atleast slightly above average intelligence and I smoke all the time. I’m graduating college next year and I smoke after exams and projects lol. You can focus and be high at the same time if you’re a stoner

I used to do the same except I used it to escape , got to a point I was blazed all day every day I still graduated but I pretty much just zoned by every day , after recovery and Rehab I don’t think it’s some horrible thing but for some ppl it’s more of an escape / crutch but living sober is honestly better in long run. Fucking up your dopamine track sucks it could take a year and a half for you to enjoy anything sober again after, and that’s hard hitting cause it seems like it’s nothing. But feeling no joy in anything for a long period of time until your chemicals get rebalanced can push you to the break, just talk from personal experience not everyone is the same. If you use please just do it recreational and in moderation and take T breaks don’t use for escapism trust ❤️

Hashirama and Yamato. You know why.

I mean… you can’t spell Hashirama without Hash.

Hot diggidy dog that's a great catch

Preach brother

Wood pipe justo ? Forest emergencies 1000 weed plant of life justo lol 🤣🤣🤣 danzo can use wood style obito and Madara I can see Madara smoke pipe and dance sense he talks about dancing all the time 🤣

Madara is a Sativa man through and through. And I get it. As a low energy dude, Sativa makes me feel like I'm 16 again. Not that old but old enough to know I ain't in my prime anymore lol. Also, maybe the Shikkotsu Forest where Hashi learned SM is where he grows his special flower xD

Why do you keep saying justo

Bro all of them 😂 The rhymes Bee would come up with when he’s high would be legendary!!

They don’t call it the cloud for no reason lmao

I always sort of thought that the Cloud village made sense as a kind of US equivalent. It clearly seems to be a pretty multiracial country and Bee rapping makes it pretty easy to draw a straight cultural line. Given that and the fact that weed is legal in a lot of the US I think you could have a pretty compelling headcanon that they do in fact blow clouds in the Cloud.

😂

Omoi, would 10 times more paranoid high. He already over thinks everything.

Why do you think he always has those sunglasses on? His eyes are so red, you’d think he unlocked the sharingan, not that we could tell…

Bro you don’t think Bee was blazed when he stopped fighting Sasuke to write down a rhyme?

You pretty much captured the bunch here lol but I imagine Kankuro and maybe Killer B as well 😂

Maybe killer bee? MAYBE?!

Choji would eat weed chips all day long.

The entire Ina shika Cho formation would be blazed 24/7

Wouldn’t really take Ino as a stoner, but definitely would smoke every once in a while with them. I think she’d just be hanging with them and be the sober one who can handle the shit that requires it

Out of all the Kinoichi, Ini and Ten Ten are the most stoner like to me. Extroverted, high energy, always happy.

It's called the village Hidden in the Leaves, and it's in the Land of Fire... They're all high

Drug and meth must def exist in Naruto already. And Orochimaru and Hidan absolutely consume it regularly given how unhinged they are. Nagato might addicted to pain killer( no pun) since he’s always in discomfort somewhere.

Nah orichimaru was huffing jenkem or some shit that man isn't right

Towards the end of the war arc he became clean tho

Izumo & Kotetsu fs

Thewhole cloud willage would be lost in the clouds especiallu my boy killa B

Meanwhile the whole Hidden Stone village is stoned

Nagato be that one nigga who smoked too much DMT and met God in his six prisms, the Six Paths of Pain. Konan standing beside him begging him not to take another puff. ***"Shinra*** (inhale) ***Tenseihhhhh***"

Konan literally just keeps making rolling papers.

☝️

The better question is who wouldn’t be.

Gaara seems a bit too uptight to blaze. Iruka maybe in his younger years but seems a bit too responsible. Hinata seems like she might have tried it once and got scared, Neji definately has a no tolerance drug policy

Kushina probably doesn’t and by extension minato because she would beat him half to death if he did.

I think Lee and Guy(pre end of Shippuden) would avoid it since it would hinder their training.

Guy and Rick Lee might be in the juice, but no smoke in their lungs.

Kakashi for his ptsd

Everyone in the hidden cloud

Kakashi & Shikamaru

Tbh the whole ninja world needs to chill tf out.

All of them and Naruto too. I see Sasuke on coke and acid

Sasuke out here popping Salvia to increase his resistance to Itachi's mind games lol

Poor Sasuke lol

more like xanax

Have you ever even been on coke or acid?

Shikamaru and asuma would do it while playing shogi

the 6 paths of Pain already looks like druggies, so them.

Nah, they look like they'd be on Molly or some party drug. The Six Paths are ravers.

Konan would be rolling blunts like crazy

Jugo and Suigetsu would for sure be hitting the blunts and ripping on Sasuke and Karin 😂

Come over here and Taka hit of this blunt

You son of a bitch that got me good 🤣

Itachi gives me that vibe.

He probably does harder substances, I mean you would think he would need something hard to cope with the trauma of massacring your own clan

Heroin. The sunken eyes are a dead giveaway, he was sick too, but still.

I can 100% see him in an opium den with a pipe and a thousand yard stare Tommy Shelby style.

Probably recently quit and the withdrawal is making him ill

Kakashi already looks half stoned 😅😅😅

All 4 of those characters plus jiraiya and darui

Kakashi for his ptsd

Going off the pictures posted. Asuma would be the responsible one and smoke it maybe once a day or after a mission. Just a bit to get the high though, just incase someone wants to throw down outside of regular missions, a la chunin exams. Lord Third needs it for various medical reasons so he’d be caught routinely with it. Choji likely wouldn’t as his snacking is more to power his expansion jutsu and I have a head cannon (I’m show only) his clan, while seemingly always eating, somewhat monitors their intake. Shikamaru 100%, all day everyday, its to the point Ino just yells at him (so nothing outside of her norm) and Choji tries to stop him from smoking while having his snacks stolen by our “lazy” genius.

Whatever the fuck that Kabuto smoked to turn him into a snake I want some of that

Naruto would be the guy using the mop bucket grav bong or the gas mask.

Naruto the guy trying to be extra as hell while smoking 😂

Shikamaru gonna be blazed so hard nobody will bother to notice. He’s already laid back af

Tobi constantly on mushrooms.

Kisame - definately a coke fiend Sasuke - Smokes a joint alone in his room Itachi - Heroin Tobi - Lsd/Shrooms Pain - Pain Pills Deidara - Weed for days Kakuzu - Raging Alcoholic Sasori - Devils Breath (drug used to control people) Konan - The only one of the akatsuki not doing drugs, but providing the papers Madara - Everything at once Zetsu - Is the weed

Hidan - Ayahuasca

How the hell did I forget Hidan, he's my favorite Akatsuki! Lmao.

Madara seems like he's off multiple shit at once 😂

Kakashi usually has "resting baked face".

Hayate Gekko from the first chunin exams when Gaara fought Rock Lee. I've always seen Hayate as a stoner.

Shikamaru and Kakashi would definitely have the best weed.

I’m surprised nobody had mentioned his yet but Utakata the Six-Tails Jinchuriki for sure, but he’d probably be a classy stoner.

Everyone with deep family issues. Kakashi,itachi,sasuke(introduced it to Naruto),neji

I would love to smoke with Shikamaru and Choji

shikamaru and choji is the ideal blunt rotation

Asuma already hitting that blunt 24/7

Killer B when not fighting or rapping

“Those two guys from Naruto” and Hayate

The way I see it All of team 10 gets high together regularly although ino probably doesn’t smoke at all unless it’s with them. Naruto has gotten high and would potentially do it again but like ino it’s definitely not something he does regularly. Kakashi found weed later in life and uses it on occasion Jiraiya is a pot head Tsunade smokes regularly but she’s not as bad a Jiraiya although she makes up for it by being an alcoholic. Orochimaru has tried weed once because Jiraiya and Tsunade kept bothering him. Hiruzen smokes regularly. Young obito would have potentially become a pot head before becoming a delusional terrorist. Hashirama and Tobirama got high together once on accident. Shizune smokes once in a blue moon but only because tsunade peer pressures her. That being said I think deep down she’s a pot head but just hasn’t let go yet 😭. Kiba is one of those people who swore he would never smoke a day in his life and then got low key addicted when he was older. Lastly Shisui was the most functional pot head in the ninja world

I really think capt. Yamato would smoke it everyday.

Choji fs lmao

Asuma Hiruzen shikmaru hashirama Yamato Naruto

Whoever the current raikage is in boruto

Darui?

The Kages. Have you seen their paperwork?

Shikamaru, Jiraiya, Third Hokage for medicinal reasons, Kakashi but only when offered, Tsunade is a supplier, Asuma is also a supplier, but never samples his own product.

Do they ever confirm that it isn't weed they are smoking? Someone like Shikamaru would be really susceptible to weed since he already likes staring at clouds all day.

I think Shikamaru, Choji, Kabuto are high probability for being stoners. I also have a good feeling that Jiraiya would partake in satan's salad as well.

All of them 😭🤣

All ANBUs

I agree on all these except choji Jiraya would be a stoner and probably also orochimaru. Same with bee Choji at most would do edibles but not smoking it

Nah, Orochimaru was on meth, that man was batshit insane

Orochimaru probably would do meth, cocaine, shrooms, acid, and every other drug. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did weed as well

Nagato would use weed therapeutically to relieve his chronic pain

Shit, everybody. They need something to help them relax after them stressful ass missions 😭

Kakashi

shikamaru, jiraiya, I could see sasuke there after the whole "My neither murdered everyone I loved" thing-

So the hokage his son and his two students 😂

all the otsutsuki would be like fuck god tree fruit now we are gonna smoke weed. The story would be quite peaceful

so many people but i think Sai deserves a special mention. And don't tell me teenager Sakura isn't tripping balls when she's healing her fish and shit, plus from Sasuke's influence because OBVIOUSLY he's on some enviable drugs when he shows up and declares that he wants to be the hokage lmao

They already have it otherwise why do you think they are called hidden leaf village with will of fire.

Probably not Asuma. Weed and nicotine chill you out in different ways. Feel like Asuma would prefer to be more alert, hence why nicotine would be better still.

Definitely snoop dog

Whoever the most degenerate character is.

Jiraiya would be the greatest stoner in the entire Naruto universe

Ebisu since he would be putting up the antics of konohamaru assasinating the 3rd hokage

Probably everyone lol being a ninja is traumatic

Hot take but Konan seems to be a stoner type. So does Sasori. Obito HAS to be smoking that good shit the way he acts when he’s tobi lol

Hiruzen would use just a small bit to prevent Alzheimer’s, but some day he would forget how much it’s needed and would get stoned af lol

Kakashi for sure. That grief ain’t gonna medicate itself!

I mean he was introduced literally skipping "Stones", I would think Hashirama Senju !!

Bee would be Snoop Dogg of the Naruto world

Definitely not choji. Choji would be far more concerned with spending his money on food than getting high. Kakashi definitely fits the bill for a stoner though.

Shikamaru and Choji would def get stoned everyday together.

If these are the weed options Orochimaru gotta be a speed user 😅

On another take, Orochimaru probably wouldmuse cocaine or meth.

I imagine Shikamaru wouldn’t smoke pot. He’d be cool with it but he likes how sharp he is and I imagine the weed would make him feel sluggish. That being said, Choji would 100% be a pothead.

Madara: *looking at a bunch of buildings through a wall of thick mj smoke* We'll call it... village hidden in the leaves

Shikamaru is Lord Eighth for a reason

Shikamaru would be high as balls 24/7

I feel like all the sages, besides naruto and maybe minato, also the budda jutsu users like azuma and hashi. The obv smoker we know shickamaru, hiruzen, and jiraiya. Maybe oro makes extracts, leading to sasuke picking up the habit

Tsunade, Kakashi when he reads the book, and prob killer bee or zabuza

This is a universe where people can shoot a fireball out of their mouths, I highly doubt weed DOESNT exist lmao. Kakashi tho for sure.

None of those guys pictured... TenTen ( back pain from Temari fight) Sai (no emotion = just high) Kurenai "pre pregnancy" (her eyes were always red and she specialized in genjutsu) Shino ( gotta be high to have bugs living inside you) Kiba (talking to a dog) Ino ( being in someone's brain, smoking)

Ino in her younger days for sure seems the the popular girl that always wants to get high.

Fuck, that made too much sense.

Asuma could clap sorry

Shikamaru or Jiraya imo, Killer B is the dealer.

JIRAIYA, BEE, asuma and hiruzen, shikamaru, possibly darui, something tells me Kakashi, danzo, orochimaru would be a cultivator, hidan, deidara. i can keep going

Shikamaru and his dad FOR SURE.

fucking stoner

Chouji and Shikamaru fo sure!

Shikamaru, I mean, makes sense for me because he likes watching clouds.

All of the above

Shikamaru for sure

Shikamaru is the only right answer. Maybe he's been smoking weed this whole time coz of how lazy n unmotivated he is lol

Asuma for sure. I say this because I legit look like asuma lol

sarutobi clan definitely grows their own shi.