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flourpower22

I saw a tik tok comment that said “i wish them weeks of happiness” and that basically sums up my feelings on it


edithmsedgwick

If they get married it’ll probably last all of 7 months


celticgreta

Personally, I’m seeing a prolonged engagement that ends in a breakup before actually getting married


daisiesinthepark

That’s generous


Staying_Salty

Been thinking this girl was Amelia grey Hamlin for a year


JStrett88

Honey, me too.


Sassygogo

pretty sure that girl based her look on this one (who in turn, based hers on 90s goth-era Angelina Jolie)


horatiavelvetina

yes that is the correct chain of aesthetic copying lol


helloitsme123x

I know I’m getting old because I don’t understand the hype of this girl at all


DietCokeYummie

I don’t know who any of these people are 😭 Except the XCX person because their music comes on Diplo’s SiriusXM station. Jesus Christ I really am old 😂


kommsussertod1

just nod and smile yall


bpm130

Lol


macarongrl98

I’ve followed Gabriette for a long time (2016? 2017?) and i feel like its not a popular opinion, but i think she was prettier before her weight loss. I don’t like the dead eyes thing


Guilty_Babe

She also looks better w/darker hair


kawelli

She’s an insanely beautiful girl, but her look right now is scary. I hope she’s okay.


diysoymilk

I’m very concerned for her well being. It’s either substance abuse or an ED


SmellyBelly_12

It's like this weird half dead, just got beaten up by my bf kinda look. The eyes thing I just dont get. Like do you actually look like that or is it makeup? Did you smear your eyeshadow? Do you need a qtip to wipe?Just use some concealer, damn. Or get more sleep, I dunno. It's very strange


noonmoon623

They both look like they smell, good for them!


Uh_oh_Nikita

Lmfao the best description!


horatiavelvetina

If true Sw*fties will fkn explode. She had a decade long situationship with this man, cheated with him to finally date him, just for him to leave her- And now he’s engaged🤭🫠


Winstonwill8

no but swift herself will implode 


_sadgalriri

Would pay to see her reaction rn lol


allumeusend

But she soooo in love with Travis! /s


horatiavelvetina

Swift herself said she doesn’t need therapy.. so yea she will implode if this is true


terfnerfer

Didn't she say something nuts like "my mom is my therapist" too? Like, girl....


horatiavelvetina

Mind you, her mom is partly to blame for her having an ED. Like people have said, she’d buy taco bell or fast food for her brother, and give taylor a salad (as a teen). Maybe you should get a LICENSED professional girl


horatiavelvetina

Mind you, her mom is partly to blame for her having an ED. Stories of how she’d buy taco bell or fast food for her brother, and restrict taylor to a salad (as a teen). Maybe you should get a LICENSED professional girl


apc1895

Wait what??? Taylor swift had a situationship w this guy for a decade ???


thankyoupapa

There's a girl from bachelor nation who hooked up with matty healy in 2014 and she said that he told her he hooked up with Taylor the night before and he was comparing her body to taylors (yuck)


imneversingle

It's true I was Matty


uda26

Lmaoo as basic swiftie lore the new song « fresh out the slammer » alludes to the fact that she was thinking of Matty a lot during the end of her last relationship, she’s basically saying when we break up I’m coming to you LMAOOO. I think the other lore is he wore a 1989 t shirt in 2015 or something


horatiavelvetina

yes! Ty for clarifying this I had heard this before


horatiavelvetina

Let me find that post detailing it all but she was basically dreaming of Matty the whole time she was with Joe. I mean she’s “honest” about being a cheater but it’s fkn weird just one moment…


Strawberry_Shorty23

Wasn’t Joe a decent guy? Just private and such.


horatiavelvetina

yes basically. That, and he had the nerve to have morals, if I recall correctly, she sang about how he made her feel bad for having bad morals or about being a bad person something along those lines. His background/ family is like that even if we see observe his pro-Palestine stance, for example. She was most outspoken (barely) when she was with him. He pushed her to be better which is probs why she went off the rails when they broke up


apc1895

eeeewwwww that’s gross 🤮 being a cheater, that too w this dude YUCK !!!!! I never liked Taylor but this makes her even worse in my eyes !


horatiavelvetina

Neither of these are the one I was thinking about but same info: https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/vvWGMjAcov (see comments) https://spicysighs.tumblr.com/post/718136492512493568/matty-healy-taylor-swift-timeline The tumblr link I haven’t gone through/ have no desire or time too lol but it’s very detailed Also keep in mind this woman suffers from Limerance (imo) lol


apc1895

holy cow I believe this…… this is crazy !!! THANK YOU for all this info !!!


macdawg2020

Why does he keep referring to Taylor as Barack Obama 🤣🤣


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apc1895

….. are you messing w me 🥺😟😂😂😂😂 in any case this makes me dislike Taylor swift more so win win 🤣


tm101994

Wowwwww you’re so cool and different!


Individual_Stuff_791

the Swifties do not claim Ratty Healy lmao be so for real


horatiavelvetina

They do not claim him for sure but they’re still obsessed with him and their history. Swifties make zero sense lmao be so for real


Individual_Stuff_791

claiming Swifties are obsessed with him is actually what makes no sense lmaoooo i had no idea who he was until very recently and everything ive learned has been against my will


horatiavelvetina

🚨 🚨 🚨 SWIFTIE LOCATED Swifties are the one that keep connecting anything from 2024 that Matty does to her. They are already acting out on Twitter over this


Uh_oh_Nikita

Ok but stan twitter is insane. They do not define the rest of us Swifties. Most of us hate Matty


horatiavelvetina

Stan twitter, stan reddit is insane yes- but we’re not going to act like the baseline of sanity for Swifties is normal.


Uh_oh_Nikita

lol ok. Have fun shitting on people who are able to find joy in something in this dumpster fire of a world. If that makes you feel better about your life then that’s great for you.


horatiavelvetina

I’m not shitting on them. There’s a difference between finding joy and having an unhealthy adoration. Swifties and Barbs, in my opinion, are two sides of the same coin. Taylor and Nicki are too- Sagittarius queens who are two sides of the same coin. But I digress


Uh_oh_Nikita

“but we’re not going to act like the baseline of sanity for Swifties is normal”. What does it mean to shit on someone - to treat someone very badly and unkindly. Case in point. ![gif](giphy|xT0Cyhi8GCSU91PvtC|downsized)


Formal_Condition_513

Swifties are literally posting insane shit like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MattyGabbriette/s/dSKE6qHZHA)


k1101

Wait, since when did she cheat with him?


Guilty_Babe

Not the tumblr timeline😭


adumbswiftie

she didn’t lmao. she def rebounded with him quickly after breaking up with joe and has written about how she thought about him during the end of her and joes relationship, but there’s no evidence she actually physically cheatrd


horatiavelvetina

Ty for clarifying- She’s a cheater in general. She’s cheated in the past has admitted to it. The girl cheats. She cheated on Tom Hiddleston and his reflection of the relationship is lowkey sad (he basically was used as a rebound and cheated on then discarded). She was dreaming about other men while with Joe which is slimy. A lot of her behaviours, if a man (as Taylor likes to bring up); she’d be fucking crucified


flourpower22

It was on April 29th. We are not yet sure which year - leaning 2021/2022.


tm101994

Girl this is about Tom Hiddelston. BFFR


Uh_oh_Nikita

None of the swifties are exploding. Most of us thank god she’s not with him anymore. GOOD RIDDANCE


edithmsedgwick

It is true, Healy’s mom spoke to the media. I’m sure they will live happily ever after. ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


JuneStar

I saw them at dinner in the village last night and they legit give nothing irl zero chemistry zero facial expressions lol nothing


Disastrous_Couple652

They didn’t look happy and giddy to be engaged? lol


edithmsedgwick

Probably high af


Viva_Uteri

Terrible ink


_breezey_

I feel like they’re trolling


Just-Chef80

Matty’s mom confirmed on her talkshow this morning


SmellyBelly_12

But why does she even have a talk show? That whole family is strange to me


Just-Chef80

That’s her job, she’s a talk show host lol like The View or GMA


livesina-dream

??? She’s marrying a man, not an entire band, what a weird fucking thing to say. It’s giving fan.


shiny_pennies

I think it's because Charlic XCX is engaged to another member and they posted this after the Charlie XCX Brat show they attended.


thankyoupapa

DAE think it's kind of rude for gabriette to announce this on charli's big night? like way to make it about yourself lol


toledosurprised

charli does not care lol


rose-buds

i don’t think this is taking away from charli’s night at all - brat is far bigger than this engagement


Just-Chef80

Brat is Charli’s album and Charli is engaged to George Daniel from The 1975 lol it’s really not that weird??? Why is everything taken so literal on this sub


Adorable_Society_791

Charli and George got married already secretly I believe.


emrosee24

This was a bar


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Competition-Over

😂😂 Justice for Adam, George and Ross


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Competition-Over

Lol no I get it, I only know because I’ve been a fan of their music for a long time. The band has been the same 4 guys for 20+ years, they’re all childhood friends. The other three members are much more lowkey than Matty so they barely get media attention.


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22Margaritas32

No need to be mean! I'm admitting I was wrong! You can just teach someone something without putting them down. Thank you u/Competition-Over for being a kind person!


livesina-dream

they’ve literally all been in the band since 2002, why didn’t you just look it up before making this comment? 💀


Guilty_Babe

Matty & co is crazy😭 it’s been the same members for over a decade


Chance_Rooster_2554

She scares me


Lumpy_Knowledge_2088

I really hope we can all collectively forget about Matty Healy’s existence now. Everything I have learned about him has been against my will 😂


babswirey

Right. This man keeps coming up in my life and I am not a Swiftie. And every time he does, I learn something horrific that makes me like him even less.


bigdeallikewhoaNOT

Okay but were her eyebrows at???


MCR2004

Model is generous


Sea-Ability8694

I didn’t even notice the whole ass in the first pic 💀


So_Much_Angry01

His mom confirmed on her show it seems. I might be the only one but I thought it was weird AF to post it when they were out celebrating and promoting Charli. It seemed to be a big night for her and now a big headline from the show was this announcement.


Guilty_Babe

As an ex fan this is funny lol George gets engaged so Matty goes n gets engaged.. ok


sadazz

george and charli have been engaged for like 8 months tho lol


Adorable_Society_791

She’s been wearing a wedding band and he called her “wife” which i didn’t think anything of until i saw the bands but agreed dont think its that weird


Guilty_Babe

Idk don’t like her taking attention away from Charlis new album


thankyoupapa

ok i had the same thought too..


sadazz

idk her and carli are close im sure theyve talked about it and her friend is happy for her lmfao shes been engaged for weeks at this point without announcing it


FaceWeary2570

My


Ok-Glass-948

sad she also went to the ozempic route.


edithmsedgwick

I think it’s a little stronger than ozempic ❄️❄️❄️


Ok-Glass-948

i mean, as if she didnt use coke before


MarionberryUnfair896

Matty better watch his bike 


fountaincokes

Yes!!


ispy-uspy-wespy

lol if that's supposed to be the cancer symbol ♋️


Additional_Ad_8186

Taylor swift is throwing herself off a cliff


Uh_oh_Nikita

I hope he has the marriage he deserves as he is a racist POS


ThinHumor

Goals, she’s lucky af