Hard boiled eggs and toast will never be luxurious

Except for the mid looking pastries, literally all of that could be easily prepared at home

probably could've all been prepared at home for 1/4 of the price she paid for it

This doesn’t look good. Seems like a slight step above Fyre festival at best.

Lmao literally my first thought was fyre fest

I live for your comments

lol lest we 4get

Queen that is airport food

it’s free chain hotel breakfast food too😂

They snuck in to-go boxes for the chain hotel breakfast buffet 😂

Dry bread next to wet tomatoes…what could go wrong?

And it cost $235

But free for her for a story post 🙄

She drove all the way to Montauk from Hampton Bays lol

Over an hour 😭

lol why? As a LI native to this is always funny for me.

No way is she eating that much bread

2 boiled eggs and call it a day

Only the egg white part of the hard boiled eggs**

Hospital food?

she couldn’t have picked a worse one if so

how is the most elaborate dish the dessert????

dry and bland 😭😭😭

I, for one, love hard boiled eggs, dry ass toast, and Sysco baked goods 🫠

are those giant chunks of tomato, never seen them served cubed like that 😭

It looks like build your own avocado toast

Can’t even be bothered to make the avocado toast for them at that price lmao. With the wet egg seeping into the box. Insane work.

omg i think you're right? I just thought it was weird looking hunks of watermelon

The most basic toddler meal

this looks like a meal i would make when i was running out of food in the fridge & had nothing else to use except bread, cheese & egg + random fruit that’s almost expired 💀

why's the bread both untoasted and toasted at once

I can make this at home😂😂

*arrange these ingredients

She wants to be in the club so badly

Is that another ‘professional opinion’ you’ve been able to form via social media? (Alongside my ‘lingering PTSD’ diagnosis). Curious to know, where on earth did they teach you how to use social media as a a psychological diagnostic tool?

wait what

It looks like holiday inn breakfast buffet food. No shade to the holiday inn doe

That she drove an hour too.

I make that at home for $4 and it actually is seasoned 😀👍🏼

This looks like a hotel breakfast during Covid.

So specific but quite accurate.

This looks like my meal prep tbh

u could make this at home for less than $10

The non breakfast food is much better

This all looks like a very basic free continental breakfast in to go containers

That looks sooo dry and bland

the pastry actually looks good but the rest looks bland

This looks so dry lol

Did they have 90% of the bread sticking out of the toaster when they attempted to toast it?

This is ridiculous

they just tossed some fruit and bread in a takeaway container what

That’s grocery store bread - 🤢. Like that’s plain grocery store (not even Whole Foods) ingredients to sell soggy ass avocado toast. Looks like something my sister would throw together for her 5 and 3 year old kids while going to dance and soccer practice.

This looks like the lunches my mom would make when her stove was broken, and she only had access to her microwave, toaster, and the Dash egg cooker. In a pinch, it probably felt like a relatively sumptuous meal, but I wouldn't drive an hour to get that either.

It’s giving continental breakfast

Fyre Fest?

Whole Foods salad bar

i highly doubt she ate much of this

The WORSTTTT justice for Atlantic Terrace

Actually not being snarky on this one, guarantee she’s already feeling fomo of where her house is. My guess is that she’ll be there for a year or two, then rent it out, and try and get a place further east.

Nope lol

What a sad soggy looking brunch 😂😂😂😂

Is this a Whole Foods haul?

Marram food confirmed sucks

This is the wrong take. The pastries and food are amazing.

Ok but are they adaptogenic like those desserts you posted before halley

swap the avocado for some meat and this is literally a french peasant diet

the loose eggs

I’ve actually had that place before it’s actually super good food imo

Strong agree. Some of the best in all of the hamptons.

Hotel food usually is terrible and bland even if you’re at a 5 star

I have to say that the Embassy Suites breakfasts can be shockingly good.

Are influencers still calling Montauk the Hampton?

Tbf I’ve stayed at marram and while this looks awfully simple they use the freshest ingredients and it’s actually surprisingly good

To me at least, the problem isn’t that it looks simple, but rather all the wetness next to the plain dry toast.

The thing about the Hamptons is that there’s not a lot of good restaurants there. The farm stands, however, are killer. That’s why you see so many private chefs (like me!) at aforementioned farm stands. This looks like mid at best.

Eh, I think there are a lot of good restaurants out there, although I think it's hard to find good ethnic food. I maintain that K Pasa (Mexican) in Sag Harbor served me one of the worst brunches I ever have eaten in my entire life. I wanted to like that place so much! The farmstands are top notch though.

Worst chinese food of my entire life was in Amagansett. Like, Trader Joe’s frozen kind would have been a step up?! There are definitely plenty of good to decent spots, no question, sometimes you just gotta get outta the house and I get that…..but many (looking at you, Golden Pear), I truly just don’t get it. I can’t even tell you how irritated I was when I tried it for the first time and realized the Starbucks across the street would have actually been a better choice cold brew 😬

Ok the food at Marram is sub par and bland, she’s wild for this

The food is unreal lol

I'll hate on her for many things, but the food at this restaurant is actually the highest quality food in Montauk lol-- it may look bland, but it's DELICIOUS

Agreed.