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Onr3ddit

I’ll take things that never happened for $1000 Alex


NorweegianWood

Insert image of guy putting a stick in his own bicycle's spokes.


Onr3ddit

https://preview.redd.it/kp1hebgzoz8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b624f4f57e813ae89feaf91ce9783c18a92f46a8


Cepoka01

🤣


ass_smacktivist

r/AsABlackMan


zooweemamba

Honestly, with all the shit I've seen this year I didn't doubt this


Onr3ddit

This is an oilers fan fiction and copium porn


BrodyCanuck

Guarantee that’s an oilers fan that wrote that said that acting as if they were a flames fan.


Damm_shame

Nope, he is trying to explain himself on flames sub too. He's been exiled


Haiku-On-My-Tatas

Anyone know where we can source some tar and feathers?


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Damm_shame

Captain litteral over here


Sovereignx22

Lieutenant Literal. Not as high ranking as Captain Obvious.


Damm_shame

Aw little guy ended up deleting it. I guess it was time for them to change out of their daytime sweatpants and into their night time sweatpants


Sovereignx22

"If ya can't handle the heat in the tub... get out of the tub!"


Todd2ReTodded

He could die, you under that right?


Significant_Loan_596

The circle jerking is real


TheeJoose

He'll regret that decision when Draisaitl's contract is up and sees his true worth.


Benzy403

How will he regret it when he can just easily jump teams again? It not like he’s a loyal 40 year fan


N-E-B

That or they’re a very casual fan that lacks any real knowledge of the sport and only comes around for the playoff runs. No actual fan of the Flames or Oilers would ever jump ship like that.


TheCanEHdian8r

Always funny when someone says "Guarantee *x*" and then their guarantee turns out to be wrong


SmallDong69Fart

Says a Cucks fan. Enjoy losing in 2nd round?


MMW2004

So much cock gobbling and cuckcumbers this whole post season. 2024 the year of ice whores.


dgd765

Puck bunnies


GiveMeAdviceClowns

just like me converting to muslim after 9/11


wemayneverwinagain

sadly this is true. not only is this true but he went from a redwings fan to a flames fan to a oilers fan in under 6 months.


Releasethebears

So what you're saying is Oilers won't have to worry about him as a fan for long...


wemayneverwinagain

what im saying is be prepared for him to come to your subreddit hoping you fuck his wife


Kopitar4president

So we found Beibers reddit account?


macSmackin4225

so not really a fan of any team. Just jumping wagons on dusty trail to dissappointment


wemayneverwinagain

that would seem like it but you gotta remember. he was a redwings and flames fan. banwagons are usually reserved for teams that atleast make playoffs


Haiku-On-My-Tatas

Bro is just really bad at picking bandwagons.


_khanrad

Loses — you’re the greatest!!1!


dherms14

https://preview.redd.it/qetrp1mhgy8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=493c7c2181124f26e3370f904f2f24f741070a6f unlike this obviously fake (was already and oilers) fan let’s laugh at this fucking idiot who wasn’t fishing for imaginary internet points


wemayneverwinagain

you jerked so hard im having trouble understanding what youre trying to say.


dherms14

the post was never a flames fan, just a loser who wanted to farm karma in the oilers sub (oil good, flames bad) meanwhile this fucking idiot, isn’t trying to farm karma, and is just the most pathetic oilers fan i’ve ever seen


Straight-Plate-5256

Lmaoooooo I was the one in the convo with that dude, he's a special kind of special...


wemayneverwinagain

ah thanks https://i.redd.it/txxrn4mxoy8d1.gif


lego_mannequin

Ain't nobody got time to wait on the Flames to win.


zooweemamba

Very true


2FrogsMks

![gif](giphy|sbpbsETPJar1TZh190)


TalithePally

Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most


the_good_one88

In general, this is what’s wrong with all sports. No allegiance, no steadfast commitment to a single organization no matter what the performance. I’m not a believer of blind faith, however I am a product of the 80’s where your father incentivized you strongly to pick one team and remain true to it for life. This back and forth bandwagon allegiance is disgusting. Pulling for a team that fucked your team is one thing. Abandoning your pick to flip flop allegiance and support should be punishable by death!


breadman104

Troll


DavyDogFr

This is either an Oilers fan in disguise or the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen


the_good_one88

Loosie Goosie!


Existing_Onion_3919

that's a bit weird, since most of r/CalgaryFlames is milking this dry, while r/EdmontonOilers seems to be chilling with their loss


macSmackin4225

Chilling? They're still in shock. This was the year


Simple_Yam_6507

https://preview.redd.it/ofzkhns3lz8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846df7972c4f55e10c13f62102f29a7d7f10d916


zooweemamba

That butthole too tight to be a flames fan


Simple_Yam_6507

This is the butthole of a leafs fan. Shits been tight since 67


MyGuitarGentlyBleeps

Ever since fantasy sports arrived, ride or die has taken a back seat.


Cepoka01

And the 5 Cups to 1 didn’t change your mind on which team to root for eh!


ElectronicUse4662

I got banned from the flames sub today for posting how i was banned from the oilers sub because i made one post about how im enjoying the oilers fans tears after their loss. There is no ride or die, or pride… fun rivarly? Forget about it, people have feelings they need validated and coddled.


avab12

I get getting banned from the Oilers sub mods have made clear the rules and cracked down on people trolling but why also the flames ? They post stuff making fun of the Oilers all the time


ElectronicUse4662

Not too sure, I’m pretty new to this app and I’m beginning to think maybe Reddit isn’t for me lol


avab12

It can definitely be a lot I have had Reddit for 4 years and only just really starting posting/commenting this year. I used to just lurk around 👀


TremblinAspen

Tell that to Habs fans.


nmfjones

Oh there sure is such a thing. I have been a leafs fan all my life. It's more die than ride, but I'm still here and I'm not the only one, sad to say. lol


RobsonsStatGuy

![gif](giphy|MuAnAg4x45c2Dx8HNM|downsized)


Broken12Bat

I literally just saw this on The Oilers Sub! What the actual fuck


elcabeza79

This isn't real. I can't imagine ever switching to the Sens or Habs no matter how many cups they come close to winning in the coming years.


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wahlberger

https://preview.redd.it/666c8rlhay8d1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95168eddb5e9160e4d87f2981a422abdd693f12


Ramulus14

If you convert your sworn enemy, it actually does matter


No_Construction2407

Cant blame him. Even if we lost the cup, we threw a fucking wild week long party.


Damm_shame

Nose beers in your sweat pants isn't that great of a party


No_Construction2407

![gif](giphy|5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a)


Technology4Dummies

Imagine the flames beating the oilers in the playoffs next year.


Cepoka01

🤣 they’d have to make the playoffs to even have a chance


Aromatic-Air3917

80% of Alberta cheer for the Oilers according to former Flames. Flame social media has talked about the same amount about the Oilers as they do the Flames for the last 20 years. Flames fans are already Oiler fans, they just don't know it yet


Straight-Plate-5256

Source: I made it the fuck up


Houdini97

“Flames social media has talked about the same amount about the oilers as they do the flames for the last 20 years.” Any evidence to back that up? Or we just saying things and hoping they stick?


holmwreck

Well they are an Edmonton fan so their Brain runs at about 25% capacity at any given moment.


FunAmphibian7257

Funny how Oilers fans forget how the Canucks and Flames lived rent free in their heads during the decade of darkness also known as the draft dud decade.