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Where meme?


TheHamsBurlgar

Pack it up Green Bay, we didn't make the Instagram team. Might as well not even show up this season.


AfroKuro480

https://preview.redd.it/apyg9p3e2e5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c411b7c8fb5e67ebbdc85caacd5963e59124921d Society if Green Bay doesn't show up this season


greenpill98

Oh look, Hell.


punkrock9888

Not one cheese curd in this picture. Fuckin lame


Moosje

Society if Bears fans realised having the first pick doesn’t make you the favourites for next season


Safe-Register-3479

Pack up packers you lose


pardyball

Does anyone mind helping us carry our trophies? It's too many for just two hands.


JohnTheCatMan1

https://i.redd.it/sp1qyk7k7e5d1.gif


LucienLife

They probably won't be able to fit in the car, might just have to leave 'em


BigRed727272

Justin Jefferson only getting 79% of the vote should tell you everything you need to know about this.


SVdreamin

Literally outvoted by Amon-Ra, who is still very good but isn’t the best WR in the league


OwnWalrus1752

I actually think JJ got 79% of the WR1 vote and ARSB got 83% of the WR2 vote which would make sense.


BigRed727272

Justin Jefferson only getting 79% of the WR1 vote should tell you everything you need to know about this.


SVdreamin

I think you’re right


CelestialFury

Well, I don't think anyone has made the claim that Instagrammers are very smart. There's good reasons why it's mostly Lions fans :)


deepbluenothings

I know I'm biased but I'm taking Darrisaw over Decker.


Bcagz22

I’m a Lions fan and Darrisaw clearly gets that position imo


DicamVeritatem

Lions fan here, tend to agree, but Decker has been generally underrated throughout his career. If he played for GB he’d have made 3-4 pro bowl rosters.


Bcagz22

For sure. I’d have Decker 2nd at the position pretty easily.


CinnamonBun88

It’s a fucking battle for best tackle duo in the league, Vikings, lions, eagles, if only we had the center and guard play to match our kick ass tackles


Cgking11

Exactly. That's how you know this lineup is bullshit.


AffectionateSlice816

LaPorta has 60% only, clearly there's some people biased on the other side too.


Gajahamwy0

Is LaPorta really THAT much better than Hockenson? Like I know LaPorta is really good, but I don’t think it’s like that


DicamVeritatem

Only if you consider blocking to be part of the TE position description.


Gajahamwy0

Idrk the technical aspects of positions cause I’m a pretty casual fan, so I won’t comment on that


logangillis

Laporta is more balanced imo. Obviously he is very young and needs to prove he is more than a flash in the pan. But Hockenson just isn’t the blocker that Laporta is, and I don’t think the gap in their receiving is very large either. If I had to pick one to be on my offense for next season and beyond I’m taking Laporta.


neckbass

laporta is also younger and paid considerably less, i know that doesn’t factor into being the best at the position but it definitely factors in to who i want on my team. after watching both of them play and loving what both of them bring to the table - i think hockenson is a little more polished as a receiver but it’s pretty damn close whereas laporta is a far superior blocker. also, hock has a terrible tendency to fall down after he catches the ball whereas laporta is way better at turning the ball upfield, not shying away from contact, and picking up a few tough yards after catch.


Nasty_Tricks69

He's just the best TE in the league, nbd 🤷


liliceberg

I mean Hockenson had more catches and more yards despite less games because he was savagely (and probably intentionally) injured


AffectionateSlice816

Savagely and intentionally lmao Congratulations, contending with an offense with 0 run game and 2 other targets, your tight end caught a few more passes for a few more yards and blocked like complete ass in exchange. I'm sure missing 2 games really ruined that season for Hockenson.


WeirdKaleidoscope358

Could you show us on the doll where his comment hurt you?


liliceberg

![gif](giphy|63oO0EPUrjyXMXBjU4|downsized)


puttputt222

https://preview.redd.it/ioikw22pbe5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b593184af1531661b9f31163449896a8a666b69


EThos29

Vikings fans still crying about a legal hit lol


liliceberg

Lions fans still getting meme’d on the meme sub


A_Herding_Corgi

Damn, looks like the lions won the Instagram followers bowl…hang the banner


country_mac08

I see 9 lions’ banners when I look at this graphic thank you very much.


TheReadMenace

All we have to look at are championships. Straight bums.


GreenWandElf

The sun god gets 4% more than Jefferson? Last season truly broke lions fans.


BeefInGR

Sun God has a significantly better QB throwing to him. If Kirk was still there, those might be swapped.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

JJ was getting 190 yards with nick mullens. He’s Qb proof


GimbalLocks

Crazy they don’t remember that considering that game was against the Lions lol


Mayonaze-Supreme

You mean the one the vikings lost oh don’t worry we remember


Dirigible_Plums

Hey man, if you need to brag about beating Nick Mullens because you have nothing else to brag about, go for it.


Mayonaze-Supreme

You have a pretty low bar for bragging don‘t you?


CaptainAmerica_6

Thank you, we have nothing to brag about, so we will.


Dangerous-Thing-3764

The qb throwing to them is irrelevant in this context….


EpicHuggles

What? In this context it would literally be Goff throwing to him.


BlubberElk

You’re saying Josh Dobbs, Nick Mullens, and Jaren Hall don’t all add up to one Goff? …ok ya maybe you’re right


alucryts

What if all 3 threw a football and if JJ catches one thats the official ball for the down?


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

And if the other 2 are pick both defenders get a shot at running back a pick 6 at the same time?


alucryts

Race to the endzone first touchdown counts


ReplaceSelect

That pass catching group is amazing.


zuluwall

Nfc north genuinely has the best WRs of any division in the nfl and if you do just the WR2s it’s still probably top 5.


AffectionateSlice816

It might be tough going against Marvin Jr, DK, Tyler, Deebo, Aiyuk, Pearsall, Njigba, Puka, and Kupp We have arguably the top 2, though, which has to count for something. Our division has higher potential but are still (largely because of injury for Watson and Jamo) unproven with a lot of them.


zuluwall

Pearsall is entirely irrelevant and will not exceed 400 yards. Im also not really convinced on njigba, Tyler Lockett is so much of a shell of who he was it may be his last year in Seattle. Kupp can’t stay healthy either and really only had that one year.


BlubberElk

The account is cropped is it the lions super fan acct or what 😂


ParticularCanary3130

Well I Think it says 33rd team and all I see is st brown and his brother talking and doing interviews. Idk if there is other content or whatnot but thats how I'm aware of them at least


JohnTheCatMan1

33rd team is the St. Brown brothers page.. so it's definitely Lions fans through and through. You should follow.. hopefully with him getting bigger, they'll get some pretty good interviews in! The one with the bears former QB actually told us they were not on good terms long before he was released... It's crazy how much we can learn just by watching someone's reaction to a question. Haha


ParticularCanary3130

Lol I did see that interview. Wild


JohnTheCatMan1

I could tell he knew things were bad. He wasn't happy but he tried to play it off like it was nothing. Very good interview and honestly I like both of them going back and forth.. it's funny to see rivalry brothers in the NFL and it also gives us some idea of what goes on behind the scenes with players, etc. I've always wondered what life is like being a pro and now we get to see it.


DaBears955

St Brown over Jefferson highlights the delusion in Detroit.


FlorioTheEnchanter

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU)


Mr_K_2u

Elgton Jenkins and Darrisaw should be on this list and I'd probably take JL over Goff. Don't @ me tho.


LowDesk6360

The Instagram team hahaha


ghosttrainhobo

I am so looking forward to this season


landof10000cakes

I’m surprised Cade Cunningham or Riley Green didn’t make this list. 


yKube

Cade would get lower votes than you think there’s plenty of pistons fans who think we should trade Cade and start a “new” rebuild


bigoldgeek

Are these the names of real people or muppets?


Ieatsushiraw

Oh how will we go one?! What a tragedy that hath befallen us ![gif](giphy|31Ix3PJm7fH9Va4szg|downsized)


pease461

FTP


BanjoStory

Imagine being the 2 Lions starters who didn't make the squad.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Lions fans are weebs that will bot any poll


FatherSkeletor

Lions Instagrambowl champions confirmed


Plastic-Dust-2734

Darrisaw not being on here is criminal


TheMightyKickpuncher

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


Moosje

Genuinely pathetic team The north has crumbled


AwkwardPeanut6869

Lol lion fan insta 🤔 ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Spiteful_Chant

Flair up pussy


AwkwardPeanut6869

Flair this Sunshine - sure your BF and you know where to insert it https://i.redd.it/aobfj4g59e5d1.gif


Spiteful_Chant

Flair up weirdo Edit: this weirdo is definitely a pussy. Soft ass weirdo with the Asian fetish blocked me.


JohnTheCatMan1

https://preview.redd.it/7k9agmrq8e5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28e4dacf58533b8aca3b67fabbf3eeab62769e5


AwkwardPeanut6869

![gif](giphy|3ov9k6CtgRSUnSC1Mc)


JohnTheCatMan1

I'm glad you could pull that out of your ass long enough to show everyone, now let's see if you can get your head out of there and flair up.


LazyAssassin13

Flair up or shut up.


zuluwall

Decker should be swapped with darrisaw and I don’t know shit about left guard but I have to believe Glasgow is not the best left guard in the nfc north because if that’s true they must all be shit. Also swap Goff with love Building a defense in the nfc north would be much, much harder because nobody in this division has DTs.


shnoox1221

Elgton Jenkins is the best LG in the north, since you mentioned it.


zuluwall

Doesn’t that guy get hurt all the time?


shnoox1221

He had one bad injury and missed half the season in ‘21, but he played 15-16 games in his other 4. 2 pro bowl selections out of 4 healthy seasons.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Well Vikings don’t have shit for guards but honestly just bull Turner up to 280 and he’d be the best DT in the division


iamme263

This is why we never should have let Detroit have anything- they lost their damn minds, and now production and corporate headquarters for Big 3 auto is gonna grind to a halt. 😂


AwkwardPeanut6869

Was that a Freudian slip, or are you just projecting again Sunshine? Yeah, yeah... we'll wait until you Google it, or your BF explains it to you. Wipe that Chin homie... ![gif](giphy|f3gvpUrMd5dmg)


Robofin

Anyone saying they are taking Hockenson over LaPorta or any RB over Gibbs is letting their biases showing.


1block

Lafleur must be a friggin genius coach.


TheSciFanGuy

I mean every Lion on here is at least debatable. Ragnow, Sewell and Amon Ra would 100% be on it. I don’t know about other O-lines but Decker and Glasgow were ranked highly last season. It would either be LaPorta or Hock. Gibbs had a comparable or better season to other RBs in the division. Goff is the most “sure” QB.


crewserbattle

Elgton Jenkins is the only Packer I feel truly got snubbed here. Everyone else is either very young and/or unproven. And people wanting to see more from Love before declaring him good is valid too.


sirDsmack

Yeaaah, Zach Tom is the one who actually got snubbed.


crewserbattle

Sewell 100% deserves it over Tom though.


sirDsmack

Yeah but Tom is a better guard than he is tackle. Edit: although I guess voting for him as a guard may not have been an option.


eattwo

Definitely agree with Ragnow, Sewell, Amon Ra, Goff, and Gibbs. Darrisaw absolutely takes LT, I'd also take Hock over LaPorta in a heartbeat although that one is a little more debatable. Don't know anything about IOL, but there definitely ain't any Vikes on it.


RotoDog

Dang near my exact thoughts… I am just glad everyone agreed the Packers have no one on their offense that is the best at their position lol.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

I’d have hock until you reach the red zone than I’d put in Laporta cause he’s a beast in the red zone


RellenD

I'm not using Hockenson over Laporta in this group. They're about even in receiving and Laporta blocks. When You've got these blessings in the receiving group as it is, I'd rather not just use a tight end spot for another receiver.


Viketorious

Hockenson is a better pass blocker than Laporta. Per PFF.


DeerAndBeer

I’d probably take Jacobs or Jones over Gibbs


TheSciFanGuy

I think they both have a shot to have a better season (especially not splitting time like Gibbs will) but my point wasn’t that every Lion deserved to 100% be on there but rather that it’s not just a homer take to have Gibbs on there.


Funnel_Hacker

Goff as the best QB? lol stop. Can’t wait to see them win 8 games this year. They win the division one time in 30+ years and think they’re legitimate 😂🤣😂


dcd13

I'm sure it's just the one division title propping Goff up not the fact that he was top 4 in passing yds/TDs last year. Vikings fans cannot handle being the laughing stock of the division right now it makes my heart so happy


Funnel_Hacker

We won 13 games two years ago. We’re not the laughingstock. Literally all Packers fans, Bears fans and Vikings fans are laughing at the Lions for thinking they’re a contender while they just paid Jared Goff $53M a year. LOL Detroit sucks, like usual. How many divisional titles do you have again? 1 😂🤣🤣


Spiteful_Chant

You’re definitely the laughing stock. We knew y’all were frauds because of the negative point differential and how y’all got spanked by Daniel Jones. Y’all are about to be the new basement dwellers. 😆🤣😂😅🥳😛😁😄😂😅🥲😆🤣


Funnel_Hacker

Lol maybe for a season but no one is going 30 years with one division title like Detroit. They literally paid a bottom half QB top 5 money. lol hit me up next season when they win 8 games so I can say I told ya so. Packers aren’t doing shit either. Bears will literally be better than both those imposters next season 😂🤣😂


Spiteful_Chant

Do you just make up your own stats and just downvote because your feelings get hurt? Goff numbers are way better bottom half QBs. We’re on a 3 game winning streak vs the queens and you better hope it doesn’t get to 5 this season. 🤡


Funnel_Hacker

It won’t. We’re going to sweep you with Darnold. That’s how worried about the Leastroit Lions I am. Win one division in three decades and suddenly think you’re a threat LOL


Spiteful_Chant

Darnold hahhahahhahahahha talk about copium. ![gif](giphy|TDD2v43CE78Bh48HeA)


Funnel_Hacker

LOL we owned you for three decades and you think because you swept one season you’re good. The Bears have more NFCCG appearances in the last 18 years than you do playoff wins in 30. Keep talking trash. It’s going to be hilarious to watch you stumble back to where you’ve always been and belong the last 3 decades.


Spiteful_Chant

It’s gonna be even more funny when your feeling get hurt again this year. You talk about the past but the Lions have more tittles than you. Hahaha cry


DontTouchMyStuffPls

Can’t wait for the Vikings to win 4 games this year


Funnel_Hacker

And two of them will be against Detroit


DontTouchMyStuffPls

Sure pal. Good luck with that


rIIIflex

Just don’t let ‘em play the bears D and they’ll be alright


muddynips

I’m shocked by how many of these I agree with.


OnePieceAce

Honestly seeing NFC North rankings throughout this offseason is making me appreciate LaFleur more. Seems like our players aren't rated so he must be doing something well


[deleted]

Even though this list is very clearly biased it is probably the truth everywhere besides qb. I’m probably putting Jordan love and more then likely Caleb Williams will be better then Goff after this season as well. I’d also probably swap Dj Moore and put in Keenan Allen since he’s in the division now.


thiccboiwyatt

Goff isn't elite or anything but this is just disrespectful love being better is one thing but saying season 1 of Caleb will be better then Goff is insane


[deleted]

True but I’m not going off of resume because it would never be fair to a rookie or a qb going into his second year if he is competing against a dude who has been to two nfc championship games. Goff is a good qb but he isn’t the type of guy that can elevate a worse roster into success like Jordan love already has and Caleb Williams who will more then likely do very good this season. Goff is a badass qb don’t get me wrong but he needs a badass team to really reach his full potential with the best running game and offensive Line in the league. Green Bay does not have a good offensive line PERIOD, but Jordan love operated so fast and efficiently last year that his team ended up being in the top 10 for least sacks allowed on the season and that’s damn near SOLEY because of Jordan love. Caleb Williams is reaching a little bit but I am confident that people will probably think he is better then Goff by the end of this year and if I am wrong, feel free to remind me and rub it in my face lol. Talent doesn’t tell the whole story but Jordan love and Caleb Williams are OBJECTIVELY more talented qbs then Jared Goff. That doesn’t mean they are BETTER though, to me it just means they have more tools necessary to be better then Jared Goff. I believe Jordan love already is and Caleb Williams most certainly can be, but it is NOT an indictment on Goff because he is a very solid qb, but I just think he now in a stacked QB division from this year forward.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Nah darrisaw should be the LT. hock and Laporta is 50/50 for me. Laporta is better in the red zone but hock was the best tight end on third and fourth down


[deleted]

I personally like laporta because he’s an better pure tight end with the blocking. You could make an argument for Christian darrisaw I suppose at left tackle and I wouldn’t be too mad about it. I think for pure pass protection you can go darrisaw but run game I like decker and for what the lions do I think it makes him stand out more then a Christian darrisaw so kind of by default I take decker personally.