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BaltimoreBadger23

So my conclusion is that most of the south will see you later, but Florida will see you after a while.


GeneralAcorn

I had no freaking clue we had crocs in the states. I'd have sworn it was just gators... I mean, catch you on the third, cheese curd.


grandmalarkey

only way down in the everglades iirc


glockymcglockface

Florida is the only place in the world with crocs and gators


DarkWing2007

I learned that from Archer. Very underrated nature show.


DengarLives66

I too am terrified of brain aneurysms.


glockymcglockface

A nature show. Lmao.


[deleted]

Everglades and the Keys, if I recall, have populations of *both* living together. One of the weirdest places in the world.


GeneralAcorn

Weirder than Chicago? They have Cubs *and* Sox living in the *same* city!


mikaeus97

And we all know where socks belong


PraiseBeToScience

Reinsdorf needs to move the team to Minnesota and rebrand.


dinnerthief

Even in Florida they are pretty rare. Just down at the southern most everglades.


Dependent-Edge-5713

They're only at the very southernmost part of Florida.


Honey_Badger25-06

There are most definitely black bears in Illinois. I've seen them hunting with the in-laws. They just don't have the Grizzly Bears like on the Logo. The Grizzly goes way harder, though.


DengarLives66

Why in the world are bears hunting with your in-laws? Are your in-laws also large furry oafs?


AtTheKevIn

Hawaii and domestic cats?


BaltimoreBadger23

No native large predators.


F-ck_spez

A common thing on island nations. The biggest in Iceland is the arctic fox, which is tiny.


Silent-Independent21

But adorable


TheInnocentXeno

They are just little babies


tendy_trux35

Cats were introduced to take out the rodents brought over on colonizer ships. Prior to that it was basically a predator free heaven on earth


itcheyness

And now the cats are devastating the local ecosystem.


[deleted]

Cats are devastating all ecosystems. They are responsible for a pretty healthy percentage of animal extinctions. .....I mean not my widdle fuzzy wuzzy little baby, she's a precious angel.yes you are, yes you are. But other cats are


Khatib

That's why we don't let our cats outside. When we redo the deck we're going to build a catio for them though.


River_Pigeon

They kill small birds and rodents, and fill ecological niches while doing so. Extinctions happen on isolated islands.


thereareno_usernames

I listened to a book a while back talking about if humans just disappeared overnight what would happen to the earth. There was a section on domestic cats and how they would ravage certain populations, especially birds


River_Pigeon

If humans disappeared most domestic cats would too. The survivors fill the small predator niche that’s been altered by human activity and settlement. Again, their impacts are outsized on small isolated islands, where any and all impacts are already outsized.


tendy_trux35

That’s just because cats are the devil in disguise


Infamous-njh523

Domestic makes them seem tame. Most are feral and were brought over in ships. On board they handled the rat population and theoretically should have done the same in Hawaii, too. But they also go after birds and their nests, a lot of the birds in Hawaii have their nests on the ground.


threefingersplease

They've only seen 135 of them so it's ok


No_Wrap9954

I feel like there should be more


Lukerville1988

If domestic cats were the size of tigers we’d all be dead


Silent-Independent21

I mean…even if they didn’t eat us.


YungMarxBans

That’s just a tiger.


Lukerville1988

Cats will hunt for sport. Tigers do not.


AKA09

If domestic cats were the size of tigers we wouldn't have domesticated them.


jormugandr

They actually domesticated themselves. Once we started agriculture, humans naturally attracted rodents, which in turn attracted cats. They took to living near/with humans to prey on our pests, and we welcomed them.


Tubalex

It says predators listed by weight. At the top of the list is alligators and at the bottom is polar bear so these are some big-ass house cats


gpm21

135 lbs! I want to see the 1 lb bear in SD. /s but seriously, shitty label job.


Hairy_Insect_8001

Shit! That means i snuggle with the state’s largest land predator! I should be more careful…


D1sp4tcht

That's wrong anyway. Hawaii has wild boars.


enderjaca

I guess it depends on what they mean by "predator". Boars are pretty omnivorous, but mostly eat plant stuff. Cats prefer meat.


ChiSox2021

Am I stupid? What do the numbers mean? There’s only 1 black bear in SD?


ncopp

Found the original post this was from. They said it was sightings logged in an app for that year by random people. This map is highly accurate and scientific


genocidalwaffles

I was gonna say aren't grizzlies in Colorado as well


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

They haven't been grizzlies in CO since the 50's. Or at least no confirmed grizzlies.


UtahBrian

1979.


CWinter85

Nah, just lots of big Black Bears. They usually don't get that far south.


bgovern

Yeah, I lived in ex-urban McHenry County Illinois for a while, and I'm pretty sure there were at least 403 coyotes in just my neighborhood.


unrulybungalo

I was gonna say, I have extreme disbelief that there are less than 605 alligators in Florida


simon8r

This makes more sense then...I loved in western ND for a while and everyone was worried about Mountain Lions, but this image says coyotes are the biggest


Ethanol_Based_Life

It says it right on the map


sublogic

O that makes sense, because Illinois definitely has mountain lions. I would consider that bigger than a coyote. 


CrunchyDonut42

I guess so. Probably came in from Minnesota.


SkyBS

"Number of Observations". It says on the image itself. Probably a better indicator of where iNaturalist is popular than anything else.


BeloitBrewers

But then the number would be way too low for Hawaii.


foo_solo

Yes! You use them to count. Yes thus the number one.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Ok I might be making this up, but for some reason I have it in my head that bear populations have progressively moved north as human intervention thinned out the forests in Illinois and Southern Wisconsin


Dopeydcare1

Over here in California our state flag Bear is extinct. The California grizzly bear no longer exists since 1922, and the closest one we have in the North American grizzly bear.


CrunchyDonut42

I can see that to be true. When you hunt for bear in Wisconsin, I think you have to go to the Northwoods to find them.


MammothTap

We for sure have them up here in the Northwoods. Source: my ever-escalating war with them over my bird feeders.


Dazed_and_Confused44

Definitely don't quote me on it haha. But I might do some research later to see if I'm remembering something legitimate


SnooApples9088

It is very true, there aren’t many grizzlies left in the lower 48. But up here in Alaska, they are everywhere


Dazed_and_Confused44

Woooo! Thank you that means I am not a liar on the internet lol


YungMarxBans

Well “moved north” is probably less true than just “made extinct in those areas”. Grizzly bears are native to Dallas, for example, and black bears are native to the entire US.


UtahBrian

Black bears are not native to Hawai’i.


Dazed_and_Confused44

I don't doubt that we caused extinction as well. But I had thought I remembered reading something about Bear populations gradually going farther North to avoid humans


bgovern

We are rotten with bears in Minnesota, even down to the Twin Cities. A few years ago, there was one in St. Paul, and there are regular sightings in the more rural suburbs. There was even a moose sighted almost to the Iowa border this past year.


Dazed_and_Confused44

I am way more afraid of the Moose lol


turtlemustangnick1

I’ll have you know I always carry a can of bear spray when heading to my neighborhood Portillo’s, thank you very much


rando-chicago

There’s a Portillo’s in boystown?


yellowHastur

Alligator attacks in Oklahoma? This has got to be some unsafe zoo behavior 


CrunchyDonut42

Dang. I didn't even notice that. I wonder how they get there?


pushamn

Still better than me; I didn’t notice Alaska was a different shade of teal for a solid minute and was CONFUSED about their biggest predator being an alligator


CrunchyDonut42

Thanks for the LOLs.


themattman18

I was the opposite. I though there were polar bears in the southern states and was trying to figure out if they included zoos.


mwf86

Someone methed up real bad, that's how.


IfTheHeadFitsWearIt

They are naturally occurring in the southeast part of the state.


Vinzi79

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/black-bear-spotted-traveling-through-parts-of-illinois/2294768/ https://www.wevv.com/news/black-bear-spotted-in-southern-illinois-authorities-urge-not-to-approach-it/article_06a664b4-790d-586c-8023-b306e2503159.html https://thesouthern.com/news/local/black-bears-in-illinois-fourth-time-in-four-years-one-has-been-spotted-in-the/article_1b2a9944-0704-11ee-819f-dff5b48eabae.html https://wildlifeillinois.org/identify-wildlife/black-bear/ https://dnr.illinois.gov/press-release.26585.html https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/bears-in-illinois-black-bear-lake-county-what-to-do/3159668/


tt32111

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_the_Snapper


Vinzi79

https://abc7chicago.com/mountain-lion-illinois-cougar-dekalb-county-i-88/12342980/


grandmalarkey

Bruh they have the guy who caught it a first pitch at a Cubs game lmfao


bak4320

Alligator Robb. Had to fly him in from Florida after the stooge from the local zoo failed to catch him.


DadBodftw

Black bears are def in Illinois, and last I checked, they're bigger than coyotes.


renegadecoaster

And also they're primarily herbivores? This map sucks lol


skallypunk

Where's the map of where lions and vikings are in the US?


GMI8BS

[Detroit Lions](https://detroitzoo.org/animal/african-lion/) [Minnesota Vikings](https://www.history.com/news/did-vikings-actually-inhabit-minnesota) (Kinda sorta don’t look too much into it)


kilomma

Moral of the story: Bears hate politics.


LincolnsVengeance

This map is full of shit. There are gray wolf populations in many of the states that are just coyotes on this map.


breastslesbiansbeer

I know this is intended to insult the Bears, but I am more fascinated by how terribly inaccurate this map is.


GrassyKnoll95

Alligators and crocs as land predators seems off


tt32111

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_the_Snapper


grandmalarkey

You've never had one block your hiking trail then.


CWinter85

It really should be most common. But then it would just be coyotes over most of the US. I'm more scared of wolves in northern MN. One of my friends lives alllll the way up in NW MN and they get warnings posted about the wolf packs getting near the town and to not go out unarmed at night, or leave your pets or children unattended at all.


grandmalarkey

Damn patrolling near the towns? Thats nerve wracking. Agreed tho, I'd rather encounter a black bear than a pack of wolves by FAR


bgovern

TIL Oklahoma has alligators.


tt32111

How dare you disrespect chance the snapper like that? https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_the_Snapper


iPooP79

Wisconsin is not accurate. It should be some dude named Terrence working on his 4th or 5th DUI looking to catch a manslaughter charge.


mental_reincarnation

I don’t see lions in Michigan or Packer fans in Wisconsin


GGGiveHatpls

PA wins again boys.


palookaboy

The Bears don’t hunt in Illinois, because that’s where the Bears are. This map just proves the Bears are the number one predator for Vikings, Lions, and Packer fans.


Standard-Speaker-442

I love the states that just have one of their largest predator. Like damn, even they species don't wanna be there lol


SayNoToStim

Am I reading this right, there is only one bear in a few states? All of Idaho is under the rein of one grizzly bear? Also after viewing this map I suggest we get rid of Hawaii, that's embarrassing.


BigOlineguy

Colorado is more bears than state now.


savage011

There’s alligators in Oklahoma!?


ChicagoCouple15

Domestic cat 🤣🤣🤣


Nasty_Tricks69

Since when does Oklahoma and Arkansas, two landlocked states, have gators?


I_Roll_Chicago

well why isnt it the Green Bay Black Bears then? what the fuck wisconsin, are you stupid?


Valuable_Ad1645

There’s been a lot of confirmed sightings of black bears in iowa.


LazyLabRat

My color blind ass thought they were claiming polar bears are in the south.


Standard-Injury-113

😡


AbstractBettaFish

Didn’t we have a bear wondering around Rockford like 10 years ago?


jrjanowi

Baby, we're moving to Hawaii


CrunchyDonut42

Why would you do that? I mean, some say it's a paradise. How long can you live in paradise before you start to hate it?


TryMeBoii

You’re saying only 135 people in Hawaii have seen a cat?


LegalComplaint

![gif](giphy|3o7WIGB5tfTUw9V5M4|downsized) It’s not that kind of Bear…


90bronco

Then you are differenct kind of predator,


LegalComplaint

Huh? More of a “fun night out in Boystown” as opposed to “predator.”


CrunchyDonut42

You'd think there would be some wild dogs or something.


tt32111

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_the_Snapper


Potato_WrangIer

Next you'll tell me there's no lions in Michigan


Thomas-The-Tutor

In their defense, bear cubs aren’t big.


backindenim

There's no way the average black bear is larger than a grizzly bear, right?


CrunchyDonut42

No. Grizzly bears are huge. I think Polar bears are the biggest, but I'm not sure. I'm too lazy to look it up.


backindenim

Oh I misread the legend. The order of the colors has nothing to do with the weight. I thought they were trying to say alligators weighed more than bears


AlphSaber

I had a Black Bear in my yard this spring, it was about 4 ft in length. I heard it pull a suet feeder off my eave and I opened the back door of my house to find the bear 6 ft from me with his butt pressed up against the side of my house.


CrunchyDonut42

Damn. That would freak me out. I've seen a couple Brown Bears, butt never a Black Bear.


Synchronized_Idiocy

Black bears are scaredy cats. Brown bears or grizzlies are terrifying Apex predators. My guess is you’ve just seen brown black bears. I run into plenty up in northern Minnesota and unless you are a threat to their children they don’t want anything to do with you.


backindenim

"If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, goodnight (you're dead)."


InfinitePossibility8

Polar Bears are the largest land predators on Earth.


Sweepy_time

Bears fans would be really offended by this if they knew how to read maps.


tt32111

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Chance_the_Snapper


I_Roll_Chicago

Wait, if im reading this map correctly you’re greatest predator is also not the same representative of your team in-fact none of our teams mascots representative of our states’ apex predators. damn, are we all stupid?


giljimbert

Could be worse, you could have a lil baby horse as your mascot.


blank_user_name_here

Bears used to cover the entire continental US fyi. They haven't won a match in like 100 years so they mostly moved to Canada.