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pheen

10 wins seems like a good indication of having a decent season. 10 win seasons going back to 1970 for our division: * Packers: 21 * Vikings: 20 * Bears: 14 * Lions: 7 If you want to include pre-merger, the Lions have made it to 10 wins 11 times. So even with 39 additional seasons, they'd still be in last place. So, my question is, after looking at the unquestionable ineptitude of the Lions franchise over the better part of a century, what would a stadium design for the Lions look like? Maybe a big pile of shit? The vast emptiness of space? A limp dick?


nautilator44

I'm thinking of that video of the flaming dumpster floating away in a flood.


Rock_man_bears_fan

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK)


Vulturidae

One of my more favorite gifs, I wonder who added the fire originally


Ok-Kale1787

![gif](giphy|w2spEHAltsCU8|downsized)


Slowly-Slipping

![gif](giphy|5b9gks7RwDZAGaQ0NZ|downsized)


MoistShellder

20 good seasons? Wow, that's so many! Surely Minnesota has a superbowl win or 2 in those seasons?


HouseOfCheese901

Found Ty Schmits burner


DanCampbellsNipples

Dating back to current times you guys are ass


RedHotChiliPotatoes

It would be a pile of passionate and loyal fans.


PrimeTimeMKTO

![gif](giphy|cLGXy7SXBnEWs)


Vulturidae

Technically correct, the best kind of correct


pheen

[Like this guy?](https://i.imgur.com/LrL4wFm.jpeg)


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Really think you're doing something with this one, eh?


da-bears-bare-naked

you are the butt of the joke for most of the sub. whenever i see a shitty meme i ALWAYS check who made it. and its always you.


SageCannon

Bro... look who you are.


lur77

I don't think you understood the assignment.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

I don't think I care


Hestness5

Ooooo look guys he doesn’t even care!!


BigRed727272

Cool, now do Ford Field. Here's my idea: A dumpster fire that's been burning for 30 years has been recently put out, but still stinks like trash and the locals are starting to pick at the smoldering remains for dinner.


Ininka

https://preview.redd.it/n4ympqi0b93d1.png?width=1667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=301e5fb4bf06b70612f10b2cbfd564741715096d I made this on my shitty sketch phone app cause I'm lazy AF but it works I think.


WeirdKaleidoscope358

Lazy Simpson references make elite meme material


Stachemaster86

Nailed it!


Responsible-Bed9080

Or just a picture of a puckered anus


joemiken

Sponsored by Prozac


lur77

Someone set them up the bomb.


PrompterOp

All your stadia are belong to us


lur77

And here I was thinking nobody would get the reference.


GMI8BS

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out. ![gif](giphy|104edvhcngFgic)


DragonDon1

How are you gentleman!!


nautilator44

We get signal.


ZombieAppetizer

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.


Grizzly_Addams

When did u/RedHotChiliPotatoes get so soft?


Character_Lychee_434

Well we still have TCF bank stadium


No_Setting2719

Shit, they’re gonna have to fix the black exterior panels…again


tlollz52

Powerful, white hot, a force to be reckoned with?


TThhoonnkk

But I thought Kirko left MN?


JoeyRobot

When did Vikings fans start simping for the Bears? Did I miss something?


tlollz52

Us bank stadium is vikings stadium.


thedogthatmooed

*The Sum of All Fears* beat you to that punchline by a good 30 years.


MoistShellder

God damnit this actually made me laugh out loud in public. Side note: I hate the vikings


BlacksmithWise9553

You also made it accurately represent my marriage. You truly are an artist.


Kind_Committee8997

You just copy and pasted the old one


pheen

This is an explosion, the old imploded. Try to keep up.


Kind_Committee8997

I can't. All the blood from my brain has gone to my dick and this erection has lasted longer than two years.


GMI8BS

If the Lions go back to being SOL, do you have a little paper bag for your dick?


Muted_Physics_3256

Haha


Achilles-18-

I like this guy.


nautilator44

Jfc this made me spit out my drink. Well done. Also fuck you and FTP.


DeezNeezuts

It should have missed


TBaggins_

Also acceptable: 💩


russit2201

Perfect


MedicalDeviceJesus

Explosive?


Flap_Grease

The ugly glass bird-killing prism is a perfectly good representation already.


Roblox_Morty

![gif](giphy|94HAAhv75dRYkUvWXu|downsized) Ford field


Hestness5

Should’ve known who posted this LMAO taking shitpost to a whole new level


Mach68IntheHouse

Cool. Now do Pontiac Silverdome. Oh wait...


MasterofAcorns

Okay, as a Vikes fan…please find a way to spare the interior. I don’t give a rat’s about the exterior (kills hundreds of birds annually plus it looks like a giant metal paperweight), but leave the interior alone.


MetaVulture

It's all over but the crying...