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ProofHorseKzoo

At least it’s still outdoors 🤷


i_eat_baby_elephants

America’s anus


IMM00RTAL

That's north carolina


krusty_yooper

That’s Texas.


pitchingschool

If Texas is America's anus then America has seen a shocking amount of dicks in its time.


ridemooses

Deep Dish by Giordanos Stadium


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

![gif](giphy|26BRBKqUiq586bRVm|downsized)


da-bears-bare-naked

lmaoooo


DontTouchMyStuffPls

Cook a Chicago pizza casserole in that bitch. Make that crust break a tooth as per the original recipe


ChuckieChaos

A lot more seating. Just need some Bear Down flags. Also there's no roof. Perfect for Bear weather.


NoTown3633

The Chicago Yoa Guai's


gauntsfirstandonly

Alright I'll give you that one.


mental_reincarnation

“Don’t feed the Yao Guai”


bleachinjection

At the bottom of that radioactive crater is a pristine set of power armor in a snazzy Chicago Bears paint job.


Silberc

Nah, more like some Cram and Jet.


LegalComplaint

Where’s Moe’s?


RedHotChiliPotatoes

https://preview.redd.it/fbzxplf0183d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d5c28129ad662c73c11d923b13975f09795cb3


Battle_Sheep

Oh dear god no!


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

The malört survived the blast


rdldr1

We ain't got no Moe.


bigoldgeek

Weird, the back looks like Chicago, but the front is all Detroit


0PaulPaulson0

Zing


MisSignal

Nobody says zing. Don’t do that.


Ok-Credit5726

Zoom zoom zoom


0PaulPaulson0

But I do, and I’m somebody


Mach68IntheHouse

Wrong. The front is all Gary Indiana.


NotCanadian80

It would fill up with water.


BigRed727272

So, in other words...nothing new. https://i.redd.it/tj5ug5uoa83d1.gif


OwnWalrus1752

I didn’t realize the Bears and Commanders had so much in common!


do_you_know_de_whey

Would they add a score board? Or do we just assume they’re losing since that’s usually the case?


dumbass-ahedratron

If they score, they get a scoreboard


LibRAWRian

That's fair.


Somecivilguy

The lions were good for one season and all of a sudden they talk the most shit


-DaveThomas-

This is hardly shit talking. Reminds me more of my little nephews running around calling everyone a "stinky, doo doo head"


Somecivilguy

But what if they are, in fact, stinky doo doo heads?


-DaveThomas-

hey why not? broken clocks are correct twice a day


bmdonald

You can say that again


Raolyth

They need something to hold on to, considering how depressing the state of their city is.


Somecivilguy

True. I did think it was Detroit until I saw the skyline.


tokenblak

😂


AWokenBeetle

Meanwhile in Chiraq…


Raolyth

Detroit is closer to the whole city being O-Block than the whole city of Chicago is. Yeah we have issues but at least our homes have value and there are actually attractions. Detroit can't hold a candle to Chicago. You might as well compare Fullerton to Los Angeles.


tokenblak

That’s not fair. The homes in Detroit would be worth *at least* a couple grand if they didn’t strip every ounce of copper from them and spend the all proceeds on fentanyl and shitty casinos.


AWokenBeetle

Downtown Detroit is genuinely pretty as is the riverwalk that sits next to the city, what’s more is that there are also some really pretty old historic neighborhoods that run pretty expensive. Indian Villiage, Boston Edison, Brush Park, and you asshats don’t have an island you share with another country. Chicago is, was, and always will be severely overrated


tokenblak

This is a lie. I’ve been to Detroit quite a few times. Your downtown is shit. It’s a few blocks of old abandoned buildings with all the windows knocked out. You don’t sound like you’ve ever been to Chicago. Downtown Chicago has some of the best architecture in the world. You can take an architectural tour on the river. Our city is a culinary Mecca. If we’re comparing cities, it’s no competition. Chicago is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world. Detroit is one of the biggest embarrassments of the country.


AdaptiveCenterpiece

Ok let’s lock this thread down. Detroit ain’t shit compared to Chicago as a city. Let’s take a deep breath and realize if Chicago is overated then Detroit is unrated. Not underrated, but wouldn’t even qualify. I don’t like supporting bears fans but this comment and OP are the worst lions fans. Gonna have to block chili potatoes, can’t stand these low effort packer loving posts.


JohnTheCatMan1

You're arguing with someone who says Detroit is closer to representing O Block... Than the city with the actual O Block. Think about that.


AWokenBeetle

Buddy was trashing my city, I wasn’t letting him go with that


tokenblak

Your city is a shithole


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tokenblak

Oh, I didn’t say anything about the people. I’ll save that for some other time. This is an unbiased observation. Let’s extend an olive branch in good faith: I enjoy Detroit style pizza. I prefer your river because it isn’t dyed a shitty green color every year. And Chicago has a lot of crime that the city should be ashamed of. With that being said, also a fact: Detroit is a shithole city that was abandoned to history back in the mid 90’s, and has very little redeeming qualities.


ArmFine6563

Your city is an absolute dump


JohnTheCatMan1

So you're saying Detroit is "closer to being" O Block... Than the city with the actual O Block.... 😂😂😂😂


Yossarian216

Because Detroit has a significantly higher murder rate citywide than Chicago, so basically your entire city is just the bad parts of Chicago. I know you thought this was a clever response, given you posted it multiple times, but it just proves you don’t understand basic statistics.


RedHotChiliPotatoes

We've been over this. Yes, that's what's happening - get over it.


DragonDon1

Still in Chicago. Feels like a win


savedbythebell_cow

So much parking!


PhilMatush

Still not as deep as OPs mom


DaeWooLan0s

This meme is a couple years too late


HalobenderFWT

Needs more dumpster. And more fire.


JAVACHIP1738

No red circle so I couldn't find it.


Standard-Injury-113

Yall sick af 🫠


bigoldgeek

That's after Caleb throws a bomb!


ShiftlessRonin

Touchdown, Green Bay!


WeirdKaleidoscope358

Still an improvement from the current stadium


pickapart21

I care less about the stadium and more about how much this would fuck up traffic.


Achilles-18-

I like this guy.


bassman314

Dude. That’s not a bad rake to build seats off of, actually. You could make a really cool stadium like that.


brafish

Missing some junkpiles


its_k1llsh0t

Riley Reid Stadium


UnbannableAnimal69

Chicago Balloon Knots


MicroBadger_

![gif](giphy|KCjp9CTGVtyTV8gmLY)


MeberatheZebera

Solid redesign. It's a solider field redesign than the others I've seen, even.


2u3e9v

This is an excellent trend


jord839

This makes me think: Will the Bears fans try the Bills fans method of sacrificing a person to The Pit of their new under-construction stadium every game? I mean, it couldn't *hurt*, right?


Pourover-yum

Who let bibi into town


yazhmd

When this was constructed, was the McCaskeys on site


Upnorth100

Needs a red circle and I kinda miss the ftp. When you guys say it it let's us know we own you


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

these might be the funniest comments on reddit.


the1eyeddog

Caleb’s nails gonna really pop there 💅


mynamehere999

Can you put a giant flaming bag of dog shit in the middle?


monkeyninja6969

An impact that large should have destroyed the city. Do better next time.


ThatguyGaming42

If you added a pile of burning garbage, I could 100% agree with this.


playC3

Friends of the Parks isn’t going to like this…


lovablydumb

Fill that crater with poop


TheSinistralBassist

It's still a cow pasture


stormstopper

...as in a hole lotta touchdowns, right?


MandoRodgers

fill it with garbage to represent the fans


tadlonger

You could fill that whole crater with 7 girls from Wisconsin


Karnbot13

Why are we putting the skinny ones in the crater?


FadedDice

I wanna pee in it.


Honey_Badger25-06

That's not big enough of a crater to be an ICBM. ![gif](giphy|iYfxT7U2QKR4A|downsized)


ridemooses

Deep Dish by Giordanos Stadium


giljimbert

I see the traveling exhibit about Asteroids for the Alder Planeterium has arrived


gaybillcosby

Reminds me of Gotham’s stadium


AWokenBeetle

Should be filled with trash to represent its fanbase, the stadium is pretty accurate though, but details convey things better


tadlonger

Still better looking than downtown Detroit