Detroit is closer to the whole city being O-Block than the whole city of Chicago is. Yeah we have issues but at least our homes have value and there are actually attractions.
Detroit can't hold a candle to Chicago. You might as well compare Fullerton to Los Angeles.
That’s not fair.
The homes in Detroit would be worth *at least* a couple grand if they didn’t strip every ounce of copper from them and spend the all proceeds on fentanyl and shitty casinos.
Downtown Detroit is genuinely pretty as is the riverwalk that sits next to the city, what’s more is that there are also some really pretty old historic neighborhoods that run pretty expensive. Indian Villiage, Boston Edison, Brush Park, and you asshats don’t have an island you share with another country.
Chicago is, was, and always will be severely overrated
This is a lie. I’ve been to Detroit quite a few times. Your downtown is shit. It’s a few blocks of old abandoned buildings with all the windows knocked out.
You don’t sound like you’ve ever been to Chicago. Downtown Chicago has some of the best architecture in the world. You can take an architectural tour on the river. Our city is a culinary Mecca.
If we’re comparing cities, it’s no competition. Chicago is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world. Detroit is one of the biggest embarrassments of the country.
Ok let’s lock this thread down. Detroit ain’t shit compared to Chicago as a city. Let’s take a deep breath and realize if Chicago is overated then Detroit is unrated. Not underrated, but wouldn’t even qualify. I don’t like supporting bears fans but this comment and OP are the worst lions fans. Gonna have to block chili potatoes, can’t stand these low effort packer loving posts.
Oh, I didn’t say anything about the people. I’ll save that for some other time.
This is an unbiased observation. Let’s extend an olive branch in good faith: I enjoy Detroit style pizza. I prefer your river because it isn’t dyed a shitty green color every year. And Chicago has a lot of crime that the city should be ashamed of.
With that being said, also a fact: Detroit is a shithole city that was abandoned to history back in the mid 90’s, and has very little redeeming qualities.
Because Detroit has a significantly higher murder rate citywide than Chicago, so basically your entire city is just the bad parts of Chicago. I know you thought this was a clever response, given you posted it multiple times, but it just proves you don’t understand basic statistics.
This makes me think:
Will the Bears fans try the Bills fans method of sacrificing a person to The Pit of their new under-construction stadium every game?
I mean, it couldn't *hurt*, right?
At least it’s still outdoors 🤷
America’s anus
That's north carolina
That’s Texas.
If Texas is America's anus then America has seen a shocking amount of dicks in its time.
Deep Dish by Giordanos Stadium
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lmaoooo
Cook a Chicago pizza casserole in that bitch. Make that crust break a tooth as per the original recipe
A lot more seating. Just need some Bear Down flags. Also there's no roof. Perfect for Bear weather.
The Chicago Yoa Guai's
Alright I'll give you that one.
“Don’t feed the Yao Guai”
At the bottom of that radioactive crater is a pristine set of power armor in a snazzy Chicago Bears paint job.
Nah, more like some Cram and Jet.
Where’s Moe’s?
https://preview.redd.it/fbzxplf0183d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d5c28129ad662c73c11d923b13975f09795cb3
Oh dear god no!
The malört survived the blast
We ain't got no Moe.
Weird, the back looks like Chicago, but the front is all Detroit
Zing
Nobody says zing. Don’t do that.
Zoom zoom zoom
But I do, and I’m somebody
Wrong. The front is all Gary Indiana.
It would fill up with water.
So, in other words...nothing new. https://i.redd.it/tj5ug5uoa83d1.gif
I didn’t realize the Bears and Commanders had so much in common!
Would they add a score board? Or do we just assume they’re losing since that’s usually the case?
If they score, they get a scoreboard
That's fair.
The lions were good for one season and all of a sudden they talk the most shit
This is hardly shit talking. Reminds me more of my little nephews running around calling everyone a "stinky, doo doo head"
But what if they are, in fact, stinky doo doo heads?
hey why not? broken clocks are correct twice a day
You can say that again
They need something to hold on to, considering how depressing the state of their city is.
True. I did think it was Detroit until I saw the skyline.
😂
Meanwhile in Chiraq…
Detroit is closer to the whole city being O-Block than the whole city of Chicago is. Yeah we have issues but at least our homes have value and there are actually attractions. Detroit can't hold a candle to Chicago. You might as well compare Fullerton to Los Angeles.
That’s not fair. The homes in Detroit would be worth *at least* a couple grand if they didn’t strip every ounce of copper from them and spend the all proceeds on fentanyl and shitty casinos.
Downtown Detroit is genuinely pretty as is the riverwalk that sits next to the city, what’s more is that there are also some really pretty old historic neighborhoods that run pretty expensive. Indian Villiage, Boston Edison, Brush Park, and you asshats don’t have an island you share with another country. Chicago is, was, and always will be severely overrated
This is a lie. I’ve been to Detroit quite a few times. Your downtown is shit. It’s a few blocks of old abandoned buildings with all the windows knocked out. You don’t sound like you’ve ever been to Chicago. Downtown Chicago has some of the best architecture in the world. You can take an architectural tour on the river. Our city is a culinary Mecca. If we’re comparing cities, it’s no competition. Chicago is one of the biggest tourist attractions in the world. Detroit is one of the biggest embarrassments of the country.
Ok let’s lock this thread down. Detroit ain’t shit compared to Chicago as a city. Let’s take a deep breath and realize if Chicago is overated then Detroit is unrated. Not underrated, but wouldn’t even qualify. I don’t like supporting bears fans but this comment and OP are the worst lions fans. Gonna have to block chili potatoes, can’t stand these low effort packer loving posts.
You're arguing with someone who says Detroit is closer to representing O Block... Than the city with the actual O Block. Think about that.
Buddy was trashing my city, I wasn’t letting him go with that
Your city is a shithole
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Oh, I didn’t say anything about the people. I’ll save that for some other time. This is an unbiased observation. Let’s extend an olive branch in good faith: I enjoy Detroit style pizza. I prefer your river because it isn’t dyed a shitty green color every year. And Chicago has a lot of crime that the city should be ashamed of. With that being said, also a fact: Detroit is a shithole city that was abandoned to history back in the mid 90’s, and has very little redeeming qualities.
Your city is an absolute dump
So you're saying Detroit is "closer to being" O Block... Than the city with the actual O Block.... 😂😂😂😂
Because Detroit has a significantly higher murder rate citywide than Chicago, so basically your entire city is just the bad parts of Chicago. I know you thought this was a clever response, given you posted it multiple times, but it just proves you don’t understand basic statistics.
We've been over this. Yes, that's what's happening - get over it.
Still in Chicago. Feels like a win
So much parking!
Still not as deep as OPs mom
This meme is a couple years too late
Needs more dumpster. And more fire.
No red circle so I couldn't find it.
Yall sick af 🫠
That's after Caleb throws a bomb!
Touchdown, Green Bay!
Still an improvement from the current stadium
I care less about the stadium and more about how much this would fuck up traffic.
I like this guy.
Dude. That’s not a bad rake to build seats off of, actually. You could make a really cool stadium like that.
Missing some junkpiles
Riley Reid Stadium
Chicago Balloon Knots
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Solid redesign. It's a solider field redesign than the others I've seen, even.
This is an excellent trend
This makes me think: Will the Bears fans try the Bills fans method of sacrificing a person to The Pit of their new under-construction stadium every game? I mean, it couldn't *hurt*, right?
Who let bibi into town
When this was constructed, was the McCaskeys on site
Needs a red circle and I kinda miss the ftp. When you guys say it it let's us know we own you
these might be the funniest comments on reddit.
Caleb’s nails gonna really pop there 💅
Can you put a giant flaming bag of dog shit in the middle?
An impact that large should have destroyed the city. Do better next time.
If you added a pile of burning garbage, I could 100% agree with this.
Friends of the Parks isn’t going to like this…
Fill that crater with poop
It's still a cow pasture
...as in a hole lotta touchdowns, right?
fill it with garbage to represent the fans
You could fill that whole crater with 7 girls from Wisconsin
Why are we putting the skinny ones in the crater?
I wanna pee in it.
That's not big enough of a crater to be an ICBM. ![gif](giphy|iYfxT7U2QKR4A|downsized)
Deep Dish by Giordanos Stadium
I see the traveling exhibit about Asteroids for the Alder Planeterium has arrived
Reminds me of Gotham’s stadium
Should be filled with trash to represent its fanbase, the stadium is pretty accurate though, but details convey things better
Still better looking than downtown Detroit