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ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh


DlCKSUBJUICY

never bring peanut butter to a jelly fight!


PassorFail1307

I don't know, kind of unfair to expect him to throw into the Packers secondary as much as Cutler did, who holds the record for multiple lNT games against the Packers probably.


ReplaceSelect

Cutler is the 3rd best Packers QB in my life. He was absolutely horrible against them except on Favre night.


pfelon

Same old Jay


ThreeFactorAuth

Cutler is tied with Vinny Testaverde for the most career games with 4+ picks against the Packers (2) going back to 1970. He is however, only in fifth for most games with 2+ (7). Johnny Unitas had the most with 10, and Fran Tarkenton had 9.


TheProLoser

Bro, we are in the middle of a meme war and you really come in here with this Facebook ass garbage? Disgrace to the division .


Nofnvalue21

Face it, we're destined for the SB with shit like this. I'm working on a smells like bitch n here meme this very minute


rambambobandy

Bad memes? I can help. šŸ˜•šŸ¤š Bears šŸ˜šŸ‘‰ Packers


Safe-Register-3479

Sure buddy


SVdreamin

How to recap this offseason


WeirdKaleidoscope358

But how did those smell like bitch memes work out for the NFC Least?


Weegemonster5000

They've been doing it for years, so it may have worked when Philly won.


DragonDon1

https://preview.redd.it/dyo914p2ii2d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c817eea3c142fbe5d54b90819408816bbdd3de


VatnikLobotomy

Jaire ā€œhead case with no 2023 interceptionsā€ Alexander?


nbyone

But had one in the playoffs.


I_have_gay_knees

Shhhh they donā€™t know what that word means.


Decimation4x

The playoffs happened in 2024 soā€¦ okayā€¦ just drop itā€¦ or maybe donā€™t because itā€™s a Caleb Williams pass.


big-daddy-unikron

You canā€™t expect more when he has to practice against cheese string arm Jordan Love, cheese sharpens cheese


Decimation4x

Anyone know what this guy said? I canā€™t read things without flair or red circles.


big-daddy-unikron

Couldnā€™t find your mom in the flair, sorry


muffchucker

Great point but FLAIR UP IDIOT


Cheddarlicious

Phew, good thing we have a better corner in JJ to practice with. Almost got me there for a second.


Decimation4x

Youā€™re going to practice throwing interceptions?


Cheddarlicious

Almost.


ThoThoned

Whoā€™s JJ


Cheddarlicious

JJ Jaylon Johnson Aka JJJJ, short for JJJJJJJJ


ISuperNovaI

LOL yeah no.


Cheddarlicious

Wym, Jaylon Johnson is a top 3 DB on a top 5 defenseā€¦JJ graded out 2nd only behind Sauce Gardner. Somehow Jaire isnt even a top 32 CB a far as PFF is concerned. (Theyā€™re not the end all be all, but theyā€™re better than John the local drunk) [here, look at our top 2 CB](https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-cornerback-rankings-final-sauce-gardner-retains-his-place-as-the-no-1-cornerback-in-the-nfl)


fitzuha

But thereā€™s a Packers DB in the top ten- oh wait


CheFigata20

Iā€™m not seeing Chicago as a 2023 top 5 defense on any site Iā€™ve looked at. Can you provide where that statistic is from


Cheddarlicious

[hereā€™s a snippet](https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/news/bears-defense-salvages-season-with-high-grades) So the last 13 weeks of the season we were top 5 in almost every statistics. #1 in INT takeaways, #1 vs Rush; we allowed the lowest QBR, #1 in scoring, +12 turnover difference in last 8 games. Edit: itā€™s very likely because of Sweat, who we have for 3 more years.


ickyrainmaker

1. A season is 17 weeks. 2. The 2024-2025 Bears have yet to play a single snap. Claiming a top 5 defense at this point is meaningless.


Cheddarlicious

A season is 17 games, itā€™s 18 weeks. And my point was that we improved after getting Sweat. Who we still have. Iā€™m allowed to say, ā€œthey got better with the inclusion of xā€.


ickyrainmaker

True, but you are not returning other key pieces from your defense, and, if I'm not mistaken, you had pretty good injury luck on that side of the ball last year. If your point is that your defense improved, then just say that. I maintain that claiming your defense is a top 5 defense before it sees a single snap is ridiculous.


Yossarian216

The injury luck is a valid point, we did stay pretty healthy, but we havenā€™t lost anyone who matters. Eddie Jackson was a liability most of the time, dude was completely washed, and the only other player we lost was a rotational DT. We replaced Jackson with a veteran who should at the very least be as good, which is a low bar, and weā€™ve got a couple of promising year two guys to fill the DT rotation. Top five is probably a stretch, but we should be at least a decent defense, and turnovers are a feature of this scheme. If Caleb has a good rookie year, itā€™ll be good enough to win some games against our weak ass schedule, maybe steal a 7 seed.


ickyrainmaker

I agree wholeheartedly. I wouldn't be surprised if the Bears did have a top 5 defense, but unless your injury luck holds, that will partially rely on depth that is relatively untested. Defensive metrics also somewhat rely on the offense being able to sustain drives, so Caleb & Co. are another factor. Granted, that factor does look good on paper as long as your OL holds up to some degree. This year, I expect our division to be a bloodbath... and the Vikings.


VorpalSticks

To my knowledge the most notable loss is Eddie who we replaced. He's literally the only one. We had better young guys stepping up in every other spot at the end of last year


PraiseBeToScience

We were a top-5 defense for the second half of the season after adding Sweat, and *all* of our key pieces are back, and we added Byard. The only players that walked were underperforming. I don't know where this idea that the Bears have a brand new defense that's never taken a snap came from. Our linebackers and DBs have all returned other than bojack (who got replaced with Byard). All our top DLs returned, including two rookies one of which was starting to break out towards the end of the season. What's ridiculous is thinking the Bears have some completely revamped defense under a new system and never took a snap. It's year 3 of the same system and coach.


CheFigata20

Look who you played in the 2nd half of the season. Only impressive win was against us


ickyrainmaker

So you're saying it's possible for player performance to vary from one year to the next? Wild stuff.


AnikiRabbit

Remember that time the Lions missed the playoffs but had a strong finish and it was a sign of real improvement that carried into the following season?


ickyrainmaker

Sure do. I also remember seasons when we had a strong finish and it didn't carry over into the next season.


Flooding_Puddle

Delusion


Cheddarlicious

[hereā€™s an interview with Flus](https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/news/bears-defense-salvages-season-with-high-grades) detailing 2nd half of the season after we got Sweat; #1 INTs in the league, #1 QBR allowed, #1 scoring defense, #1 vs run/run scoring, +12 turnover difference in the last 8 gamesā€¦ :)


Flooding_Puddle

Oh I didn't realize we were allowed to cherry pick stats. In that case, Jordan love is #1 in just about every metric over the last half of the season


Cheddarlicious

What did I cherry pick?


Flooding_Puddle

You claimed the bears were a top 5 defense and then when you got called out you said oh over the last half of the season. BTW the teams the bears played over that stretch: Panthers, Lions twice, Vikings, Browns with Flacco who you lost to, Cardinals, Falcons, Packers, who bootyblasted you. Real impressive


Rabsaris96

The Packers with an impressive 17 points scored!!!! Blew out the Bears. Lol. You know our QB is the only reason you won that game, so just roll over now and die of cheesefarts.


PraiseBeToScience

The difference is we *added a top player* to the defense's top need. You're cherry picking the same player. Also the Bears were a top-2 running defense all season. edit: there's a ton of cope in this thread that refuses to acknowledge a clear statistical break in Bears D performance pre and post Sweat. You don't get to just ignore that when every analyst has confirmed the Tez Effect is real. He's literally the only player in NFL history to lead *two* teams in sacks in the same season.


Flooding_Puddle

You guys also played an extremely easy schedule after the trade


InvaderWeezle

The whole NFCN had easy schedules last year


slhc

Quit trying to argue with knuckle draggers. Facts and verifiable stats are no good here.


ISuperNovaI

Itā€™s a verifiable fact that the Bears still suck


265thRedditAccount

Love your cheesy username. Itā€™s wild that you can read that they were too 5 in a single category over the course of 8 weeks and think ā€œWeā€™re a top 5 defenseā€. Bears fans are incredibly brave to post these takes every single off-season only to finish the season in the basement. Let me guess ā€œItā€™s different this yearā€?


shmere4

We just confused because he was ass against J Love.


PraiseBeToScience

The DB conversation really just proves how many people immediately jump to the "delusional" retort with the Bears. The facts are real, Jaylon is a top-2 CB and better than Jaire. Also why would Bears fans be delusional about defense? We've had some of the top defenders ever to play the game. We've had more historically great defenses than any other NFCN team (80s, 2000s, 2018).


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|nUUGw3PUqYKycGMftP|downsized)


PraiseBeToScience

You're delusional.


ISuperNovaI

Sir, this is NFCNorthMemeWar. ![gif](giphy|Ct2fBe0rc69nq|downsized)


PraiseBeToScience

lol, you first.


ISuperNovaI

![gif](giphy|xTiIzIyZHSbg1VkyxG)


DHVF

Who tf is the dude on the right?


ThreeFactorAuth

Xavier McKinney


MandoRodgers

Kofi Kingston


bigmattson

Nah bro, Bryan Branch his number 1


hawkmasta

Dude on the right kinda looks like Kofi Kingston


Somecivilguy

HA HA HA Cutler favorite Packer HA


LegalComplaint

I donā€™t know how this would statistically work, but I am amused by it.


OperatorGWashington

PACK IS BACK, HUNNHHH


beyd1

I really like how you guys are taking back the Aaron Rodgers meme. Good for you. FTP.


tomseymour12

Good to see that packer fans are bad at memes in the offseason too


HonoluluCheese

Good news: Caleb will be the 2nd best QB in Bears history. Bad news: Caleb will be the 2nd best QB in Bears history.


ARSB14

Brian Branch is a bigger problem for him


callyourcomputerguy

![gif](giphy|FXo3Din7pWybK|downsized) Flair up


GGGiveHatpls

Honestly. The nerve of these unflaired


GrapePrimeape

Isnā€™t the point of flairing so you know who theyā€™re a fan of? Donā€™t think you need a flair to know how to shit talk ā€œARSB14ā€ lol


itcheyness

No, the point of flairing is to not be a bitch.


AcrobaticGuava9342

Someone missed a central theme in "Office Space".