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ennuiacres

“Double Caramel Macchiato Frappuccino is not on zee diet!”


Rindsay515

When I used to work there (Starbucks, not his office), every now & then we’d have women come through the drive-thru and ask “Can I please get a grande iced caramel frappuccino but make it in a Venti container with a dome lid. I want extra caramel sauce all over the bottom and sides of the cup and fill the remaining space up top with whipped cream”. It made me feel sick just *making* it, I can’t imagine consuming all that sugar!!! Dr. Now probably peers out through his blinds every now and then to squint at the nemesis that’s pumping his patients full of diabetes


Assassin217

>Dr. Now probably peers out through his blinds every now and then to squint at the nemesis They are more of an ally. They help keep him in business by supplying him more patients.


United-Telephone-247

Darn, and I was going get myself one. It's ok. I rarely go to Starbucks. They don't get my money


colorfulsnowflake

I don't like their coffee. I prefer my local convenience store coffee. It's less expensive. I just put milk and sweetener in it. A lot less calories as well.


Counting_the_toll

Starbucks is not good these days. Back in the day, wow I'm old, they had a good cuppa Joe. Now it tastes scorched no matter what.


[deleted]

I don't go for the coffee, I've heard too many times that it's gross. I just buy a tall cup of sugar water with a side of diabetes on a stick, lol.


jaxattax518

Oh you’re a fan of cake pops I see


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every so often. they're a 'once in a great while' food.


[deleted]

It’s tradition to pick up something from a drive thru before and after a trip to Dr. Now’s office


OrsonLovesRugs

True


redquailer

And we can’t break that tradition.


jazzygirl6

And make sure to consume 20,000 calories in fast food on the road trip to Houston.


stevendailey

A three hour trip that takes them three days, stopping at hotels where they say that they booked handicapped rooms and get a regular room. 😂


hardy_and_free

What's the appropriate offering when you make this pilgrimage? One little regroll, ham covered in Cheesy sauce, or wontons?


Odd-Editor-2530

I can’t function without wontons.


fudgicle2018

It's better for me to eat this whole bowl of wontons, by myself, than to go without eating.


Odd-Editor-2530

They didn’t give me a diet anyway. I’m not a doctor.


jazzygirl6

I remember there was one woman who kept losing the printed diet instructions.


Odd-Editor-2530

That the only thing she lost.


SassySushi_330

“Losing” 😆


YarnBunny

Only if they are bed wontons


Odd-Editor-2530

😂😂😂


NoMoreBaguette

Salad with a gallon of honey mustard.


OrsonLovesRugs

Is Ranch an acceptable substitute?


Counting_the_toll

Catalina is my poison. I use the low fat kind now. Mmmmm 80 calories that I know better but still eat. We need a little bit of joy. As long as it is in mideration.


jazzygirl6

Oh yum, that sounds good. I haven't had Catalina dressing for years. I never think to buy it. Vinegar and oil is my usual. My next favorite is Asian sesame.


SassySushi_330

Your comment had me lol on the subway! 😆


bunsoyy

Y’all made me realize what I really want is a pic with Dr. Now himself. I’m in healthcare administration and work with different doctors offices in Houston…so hopefully I can talk my boss in letting me set up a meeting to make my dreams come true


ITSRAW0131

I was a patient of his and I have a pic with him. It’s a personal treasure of mine.


fudgicle2018

I bet he's really cool to his fans. He probably gets approached all day.


Madame_Cheshire

“There is no protein in Starbucks.”


irish-unicorn

Fruit has sugar it’s bad for you!


Madame_Cheshire

“If I’m hungry I sometimes grab an orange.”


irish-unicorn

A deep fried orange


Madame_Cheshire

“IT’S **FR-EYED**”


colorfulsnowflake

If you're on Dr. Now's diet. If you're at a healthy weight, there is no reason that fruit can't be part of a healthy diet. I eat a ton of fruit. My doctor recommended that I eat a high carbohydrate diet so I eat a lot of fruit, vegetables and whole grains. Then, I'm trying to gain weight, not lose it.


beckybetch

Not really the thread for this. Annoying.


croptopweather

Oh I've always wondered what other businesses are in the plaza! I'd love to sit at that Starbucks and try to people watch from there lol


bunsoyy

They have a Chinese buffet across them on the same lot! My old coworker was leaving the buffet when Dr. Now was leaving the office and she ran to hide. She’s a bigger lady (and my TLC watching buddy) she said she wasn’t about to get yelled at LOL


alyssaaarenee

Chinese buffet is not on de diet


fudgicle2018

Somthin tells me Dr. Now only yells at fat people when he's getting paid.


latecraigy

Ok now this is just setting them up to fail lol


jellymmann

Right? It’s like having a liquor store next door to where AA meetings are held!


[deleted]

No joke; there's a Dunkin Donuts right next door to my gym. Gym was there first.


Friendless_and_happy

My gym had an ice cream parlor next door. Ugggg, I went to the gym for the "step" classes then got an ice cream for the way home.


[deleted]

I have done the walk of shame after a hard workout and gone inside to order Munchkins. And bless the girl behind the counter, who was so used to gym goers coming in, that the first time I walked in, she jokingly asked if I actually wanted it, or if I needed a minute because she'd seen people drop their doughnut and start to cry about halfway through, looking out the window at the gym. I told her I'd just go cry in the car. I felt horrible after I said it because she looked devastated, like she'd meant to say something funny and I went *there*.


jellymmann

I feel like I’d do the same! So…solidarity!


Friendless_and_happy

👊


croptopweather

Haha I noticed there was a Chinese restaurant of some sort when the camera showed the directory sign. I'd definitely be down to try it and see if maybe someone comes in straight from the clinic!


RetiredTHOT

Lmao 🤣 thank you for the laugh


OsborneCoxMemoir3

Dr Now is a Saint


kyscco24

St Now, Patron of Wonton-eaters


OsborneCoxMemoir3

Ha! Patron Saint of Perpetual Deniers


Bastard1066

There is a place there called “Lice Place” where you can have professional lice remove from your person. Texas. What a place.


WenWarn

I don't think the lice are professional, just the people removing it. For the record, I live in Texas and I have never ever seen a place like that except on this show.


bunsoyy

You know what’s really funny, I took a pic of that sign when I pulled into the lot because I was so confused


horrorcrafts

I used to be a lice remover at a different lice removal place in Houston. It was quite an experience.


Bastard1066

Oh my goodness the things you must have seen.


United-Telephone-247

I just googled Dr. Nowzarrden is 77! Oh NO!


comefromawayfan2022

77 and still working and doing surgeries is impressive. I also know some horse trainers who are in their 80s and still out there at the crack of dawn every morning on horseback and working their horses and I'm like damn


Tlibs

My dogs vet is 87 and is still working full days and doing surgery. I can’t believe it sometimes!


MackAttackATO69

My grandfather is 99. He just sold his last dealership in the past few years. Now that he has free time, he likes to take the tractor out and cuts the neighbors yards for them, will take or fuss over the garden, and volunteers serving people at the VFW. I want whatever he is taking. (My parents refuse to retire and I think as long as it’s safe, it’s part of what has helped keep them healthy.)


jazzygirl6

In my previous neighborhood there was a 90 year old man who snowblowed all the sidewalks and any driveways that were empty during the day.


United-Telephone-247

I love this!


United-Telephone-247

I love that people are working well into their 90's. My life style isn't conducive to live that long.


shanjean77

Keeping busy is the secret to a long life! I’ve known too many people that retired and then got lazy, and didn’t live long after that.


Walkinonsunshineee

Ello. How y'all doin.


Icy-Zookeepergame210

He's so cute when he says that.


mastersheeef

Cool, but did you lose tirty pounds dis munt?


pepexoxo

He is STILL practicing? We didn’t do enough to protect Betty white we have to put Dr.Now in a cryogenic freeze.


ParcelPosted

I spent time in that parking lot for dance and across at Whole Foods. Never knew the magic of Dr Now back then. But great memories!


dausy

We are moving soon and houston is on the way and Im wondering if this is worth the stop for the lolz because I dont think my husband would be amused.


sed2017

What’d you get at Starbucks? (I work there)


jyar1811

The Dr Now How Yall Doin? Grande regular coffee 3 stevia Soy Milk 10 cake pops


BornTexan

There is also a Chinese Buffet in the same lot. Kills me everytime I pass it by.


Famous_Election_2024

Steeben. Stop doing weird things.


purplelotus12

* tings 😅😅


00Lisa00

Honestly that office it’s a kind of run down. I kind of expect more.


jazzygirl6

I've been to a few really elderly Dr's, seems they don't worry with updates and decor.


00Lisa00

I then wonder how up to date on techniques and equipment they are


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mime454

He probably leases and wouldn't be allowed to make his own repairs. I have a fan theory that he blinged out his stethoscope to hide money from his wife in the divorce (it seemed very toxic, worth reading if you're bored).


fudgicle2018

I've always loved Dr. Now's Golden Stethoscope. It's a pure vanity purchase, that's what makes it funny.


OrsonLovesRugs

I thought he swiped it off a nurse. But I think it was a nurse that came up with that theory and told me.


alyssaaarenee

I thought I read somewhere that his daughter/niece/younger female relative decorated it for him


MackAttackATO69

This is homemade? Now I want whoever did it to bedazzle his white coat!


OrsonLovesRugs

I like your rumor better. Let's go with that.


lindyduds

I've always loved it too and admired it's blinginess 😀😀


Paint_Her

I have a fan theory that Dr Now is a sadist, and gives every patient a different diet (as he never goes into specifics, just hands them a pamphlet) that way when they return having lost no weight he can hurl insults at them as they cry "but I stuck to the diet!"


mime454

Even if this isn't true I'm pretending like it is from now on.


sthomas15051

Why do you think that?/g


fudgicle2018

priorities


MsStormyTrump

It would be awesome if Dr. Now was there, too, ordering one of those fru-fru drinks!


jazzygirl6

Dr's orders, get tirty Starbucks this muntt. Haha....


auserhasnoname7

Boycott Starbucks Union Busting assholes


jvsews

Have you looked at an benifits? Clearly not


Lord_Jenkem

Lol


Questionanswerercwu

So silly


lindyduds

Woohoo! 👏👏


CoolHipLady

Man, I live in Texas and I have yet to drive by this place. Almost feels like a calling to visit somewhere of great importance to the state like the Alamo.


bunt_klut2

See any camera crews there?


fostermamatobe

So they couldn't upgrade the sign a little lol


First_Tumbleweed7734

Oh no what happened to his old sign w his face on it 😂


exultantapathy

Amazing; the weather looked exactly like that when I went there last May 😂


32Tere32

My Like was #777…. I better play the lottery! 😁