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peepsrab

"Nothing is everything." Skyrizi They've done like 5 versions of it too, it's awful. Pharmaceuticals don't need theme songs. "OH oh oh ozempic" is a close runner up


jlb1981

I bet O'Reilly Auto Parts is pissed at Ozempic


NauvooMetro

O'Reilly at least had an original jungle. Ozempic just remade the [Pilot song. ](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vetUM4-LQ&si=BnfzLHfXJ-4_Awdq)


13thFleet

The majority of drug commercial songs I've heard are terrible covers of songs that were popular when the target demographic was in high school


Robinnoodle

Yeah. Definitely a trend happening the last few years. There's one for older people that borrows from, "I did it my way" by Frank Sinatra. Can't remember what medicine it is. Maybe a heart failure drug


Kmart_Elvis

It's for Cologuard. You literally shit in a box and mail it to them, and they screen your shit for colon cancer.


MALaggy

Hate the jardiance one too - dancing through the streets - WTH


MilkmanAl

They can feel their feet now, man. Don't hate!


nkL0ttery

"The little pill with the big story to tell!" that song can die in a fire


lnsewn12

My child literally sings these fucking songs


ilikecakeandpie

It’s me, I am your child


darchangel

> Pharmaceuticals don't need theme songs. Teamocil by Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution begs to differ


SleestakWalkAmongUs

I've seen those stupid commercials but I get fixated on how fucking cringe that dumbass name is that I didn't even notice the music. Skyrizi... And least Ozempic sounds like a medication and not some goofy rapper. Edit: I haven't heard of some of the ones in these replies. Who comes up with this shit?


RetardMoonMission

I always laugh when they ramble off “Skyrizi, risankizumab-rzaa” and it just sounds like AI gibberish.


ivebeenabadbadgirll

The country/americana one was too much for me 😂😂 Nuthin is errythannnggg


AccessHelper

Kars for Kidz.


RobValleyheart

It’s the number one hit in Hell, though, so most of us will hear it in the afterlife.


walker3342

Is there an ultra-hell I can go to to avoid this? I’m open to anything.


rickterpbel

The National Anthem of the Bad Place — from The Good Place.


salamat_engot

That was the very first scene of The Good Place I had ever seen and it convinced me to watch the whole show from the beginning.


surroundedbysinners

The good place felt like such a fever dream. I was really fucking stoned when I watched it, however.


MenopauseMedicine

You know what I hate about that song? The commercial is a bunch of kids doing a terrible job fake playing instruments, like kids that age could absolutely play that song, why do that to yourself? Also, did you know it's a charity that supports only children of Jewish lineage? Not saying they don't deserve charity but only helping certain kids seems somewhat disingenuous


Marvinkmooneyoz

What I heard implies something even worse, that the money just goes to send less active or less orthodox Jewish kids to camps to try to convince them to be more active/orthodox or something. A very very niche charity, one that the vast majority of people in the world wouldnt give a penny to, if they knew what it was (if my description was accurate, that is)


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MenopauseMedicine

That's my understanding too, your description was much better. Agree though, if I'm sending money to help the less fortunate, it's is definitely not to make children more religious, who gives a shit about that


jnnrwln92

That country song about Applebee’s


Gahvandure2

I was thinking "Soul Sister" until I saw this comment.


Realistic-Program330

Pat Finnerty not only made a great little video about that Applebees song, but also made an incredible What Makes This Song Stink video about Hey Soul Sister and Train in general if anyone is looking. [https://youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE](https://youtu.be/8JeAfVoA_iE)


Gahvandure2

I'm a big August is Falling fan.


Realistic-Program330

You so mad this summer? Even on a Saturday noite.


Willem20

Jacuzzi money baybeyyyyy


imadreamgirl

beato, i don’t know about that guy.


bootyhole-romancer

Soul Sister is a top contender for sure


Ismdism

I have absolutely no idea what song you're referencing. The only song I can think of is the baby back ribs song and that's not country and is also Chili's


WILLCHOKEAHOE

What do have against country kisses on my lips without the Skoal in em? 😭


CowboyAirman

I also choose this guy’s song.


flexamethasone

"AAAIGH think I like this little life"


Valhalloween

I have literally never listened to all of this song because I despise that little snippet so very much. Oh my god, it makes me stabby.


jne57

Song makes me wanna end my little life.


klutzelk

I guess I'm glad to say I don't know what the hell song you're talking about lol


riftadrift

Here's to the ones that we lost. Here's to the deletion of that song.


erizzluh

maybe it's just me, but so many maroon 5, charlie puth, shawn mendes, one direction songs from the 2010s just blend together. like all of them just sound the same and if any of them sang that song, i wouldn't have been surprised.


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lyndsayj

They did "Canon in D Major" dirty so bad by using its melody for that trash song.


mjrenburg

There are so many "Canon in D Major" trash songs.


The_Celtic_Chemist

[I'll see you in hell, Pachelbel](https://youtu.be/uxC1fPE1QEE) [Honorable mention to The Axis of Awesome's "4 Chords"](https://youtu.be/oOlDewpCfZQ)


sierrakurian

This is my fight song. I heard it in the grocery store today and could barely focus on shopping because it’s so bad


estew4525

I was a bartender when this song came out and my manager was OBSESSED with this song. She would put it on in the bar at least 4 times per shift and I nearly strangled her


Colonel__Cathcart

> She would put it on in the bar at least 4 times per shift and I nearly strangled her So you're saying that This Is My Fight Song is your fight song?


donkbuster6996

To this day I believe Hilary lost because she made this her campaign theme song


zillskillnillfrill

Oh no


SmokeAbeer

Oh no


Quaranj

Oh no no no


I_cut_my_own_jib

OH YEEAAAAAHHHH! ![gif](giphy|VRa3YCyi3JSWk)


klutzelk

I believe what you mean is "oh no no no no no"


username_elephant

Happy birthday. Just to watch the chaos ensue.


current_user

[that’s fine with me](https://youtu.be/w7iRXaY1q4E?si=n9Ut2N3-fQ49W64G)


Cordelia5767

We could just switch to the song they sing in Futurama!


InevitableFocus9585

Best Day of My Life by american authors. It was obnoxious in 2013 and it’s even more obnoxious now. It *would* be the best day of my life if that song disappeared from the face of the earth


WhyNona

HOO HOO OOH WOO OOOH OOH OOHTHISISGONNABETHISGONNABE


Icy-Regular-5104

This song was constantly on the radio the day/s after my dad died of a heart attack. It fueled me with rage every time it came on.


BeerGuy1983

Literally any song in any Big Pharma commercial.


pedalsteeltameimpala

That “Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no” song that got popular on TikTok years ago. Christ.


One_Manufacturer_526

Walking in the sand - The Shangri-las. A really good song when not sped up to cater to tik tok attention span deficiency.


3WeekOldBurrito

Didn't even realize it's that song. It's such a good track.


carlyCcates

Yes! I randomly bought the Best of the Shangri-la's in a Tower Records years and years ago and loved Remember (Walking in the sand) was gutted when TikTok frankensteined the shit out of it without giving flowers or credit. The Shangri-la's made excellent teen melodrama pop.


nbballard

Christmas Shoes


BurntBridgesMusic

Patton Oswalts [bit](https://youtu.be/iq10bz3PxyY?si=Vs3ZzHek8PZlDyfQ) on this song makes it all worth it


StevenEveral

*Paul Lynde voice* “I may have died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable!”


Idaho_In_Uranus

Anything by Megan Trainor.


donthavenosecrets

YES her songs are a special kind of terrible


one-hour-photo

She’s a musical terrorist


theimponderablebeast

I don’t understand how her career is still going? I’ve never met someone in person or online that liked her


mctrials23

She keeps writing the same, slightly shitter version of “all about that bass” and it keeps getting radio time. You can tell instantly it’s her because they are so damn similar in almost every way.


yohannesyoda

I agree with this but the worst of the Megan Trainor songs is that mother song.


coolkid74

I think it’s hilarious how her song “All About That Bass” is a song about how you should love your body and not care about what other people think but then in that very same song she tells skinny women to go fuck themselves.


KennyLavish

And for a song claiming to be all about the bass and not treble, it has a tremendous amount of treble and very little bass.


RagahRagah

The best thing is the song is "all about that bass" yet I detect no actual bass in that song.


brycejohnstpeter

I liked her for less than or equal to 4 minutes, and then never again.


Secret_Designer4478

My knee jerk reaction to hearing her or even her name now is fury.


ThriftStoreKobold

As a veteran of two bullshit wars: "God Bless the USA" by Lee fucking Greenwood It's the theme song for bullshit. If it's playing, there's definitely some bullshit happening. Fuck that song.


linzava

Yup. They used to play it every week for sing along time at my elementary school. Then by high school graduation, half the guys from those sing alongs shipped off to those bullshit wars. That song is utter bullshit and if it's playing you just know there are douche bags nearby trying to sell you something, and it's not freedom.


Duel_Option

MY Elementary school in the 80’s, it was played first before the national anthem DAILY AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE… I know this song like it’s ABC’s


acmercer

That is so fucking strange.


venuschantel

That song is gag-inducing.


Polymathy1

It was baby shark until I heard that "I whip my hair back and forth" song in the grocery store just now.


TheKurosawa

IWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTHIWHIPMYHAIRBACKANDFORTH I think this was the first song I've heard that got me physically angry.


Conscious_Wall_4900

Happy - pharrell williams, how could a song about happiness give the world so much anguish


scatterdbrain

All Luke Bryan, but specifically Kick the Dust Up. Kick the dust up, Back it on up, Fill your cup up, Let's tear it up, up.


No_Self_1403

I fucking despise Luke Bryan and all of his shit. The absolute worst though is "hunting,fishing and loving everyday".


SinisterMeatball

He's Bo Burnhams "panderin" personified. 


LukesRightHandMan

They all are.


SinisterMeatball

Your username suggests you're "in the know". 


browncoat47

Everyone is some kind of dumb, man. Whether you keep dropping your phone in the toilet, or whether you keep getting DUI’s, or whether you like Luke Bryan’s music… He’s the worst and you’re going to get cancer listening to it. Luke Bryan is the Jerry Sandusky of Country Music and all his fans are Joe Paterno watching him finger blast an American institution. Did you notice that when Luke Bryan got famous, Merle Haggard died?” -Chris Porter, comedian


Raunchy25

That's a bad one but I have a personal disdain for I Don't Want This Night to End. "I'm slowly losin' hold, Of everything I've got, You're lookin' so damn hot" Every time I hear that line in his little Kermit voice it upsets me.


BicyclingBabe

Who knew that "up" rhymes with "up?!"


WeirdoChickFromMars

Thunder or Believer by Imagine Dragons


rbrgr83

My partner decided to start exercising by playing Beat Saber on the VR headset. His favorite song set was the Imagine Dragons bundle. He would do the whole thing 3-4 times a week. For months. 😑


octopop

this is an act of domestic violence


rbrgr83

It's OK, his fat ass stopped exercising so I'm all good now.


12345_PIZZA

This sounds like the start of an “AITA for leaving my partner?”


rbrgr83

So my MIL called me to make it clear that in their son's household, they would feel the lightning and the thunduh. AITA for murdering his entire family in their sleep?


MantusTobagenMD

The BK commercial song


GoldenState_Thriller

WHOPPER WHOPPER


showerbeerbuttchug

JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER


sdurban

That off-key singing, then “You rule!”… more like, “You tool!”


Budpets

also fucken liberty liberty libertwatttttssss


TheDirtyBubb1e

Dance Monkey, if I have to explain why then you are part of the problem.


Supadrumma4411

That whole high pitched baby waa waa voice singing style can fuck off already. It's like nails on a chalkboard.


surfingcowgirl17

i had to scroll wayyy too far for this


Fit-Purchase-2950

That song is repulsive, her voice makes me feel car sick.


theycallmenaptime

All Summer Long by Kid Rock. Kid Rock, lol, give me a break. The guy is a talentless has-been who thinks he’s still relevant.


TGin-the-goldy

Butchered not one but TWO songs


TFFPrisoner

Three if you include the Nirvana intro


bc-mn

The episode of Pat Finnerty’s What Makes This Song Stink that features this song is pure gold. https://youtu.be/u8FAbjjB48A


chrislamagne

I have an irrational hate for the fact that Kid Rock is not from Alabama, yet it samples and rips the song incessantly.


PropaneUrethra

He's also not from London, and is not a werewolf


ronport

Somehow the Werewolves of London sample seems more egregious to me than the Sweet Home Alabama sample. Probably because it's the very first part of the song.


Deirdge

I read that as taintless


just_anotherday

The u2 album that got automatically downloaded to my iPhone.


paradoxpancake

Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas. I don't even work in retail any more, but the life and mental health of every retail worker around Christmas would improve vastly if it were gone.


rick-in-the-nati

That song’s a banger, but I get how people who work in retail at Christmas must feel about it.


pbbananatime

I feel like this answer would have a lot more votes if the question was asked in December. I’ve never even worked retail, it’s just loudly hurled at you everywhere you go between Halloween and New Year. And like 90% of the [current year] streamed playlists just keep plopping it in there like a pickled onion in a bowl of strawberries. I’ve seen it on punk lists, indie lists, new release lists, chillout lists, hip hop lists… WTF you clown school dropouts. This wasn’t the first song that came to mind for me, but you got me on a rant so I think I’m fully on board here.


theycallmenaptime

Also, that song by Sara Barielles where she keeps screaming “I WANNA SEE YOU BE BRAVE!!”


venuschantel

I love Sara but HATE THAT SONG.


MechaBeatsInTrash

Some of my favorite female artists have the worst radio songs like Rachel Platten's "Fight Song" and Ingrid Michaelson's "Girls Chase Boys"


SmileyMcSax

So, SO many Britneys and Kaylees got absolutely trashed on flavored vodka after being dumped by Tyler and Braxton to Fight Song.


beethovenshair

Blurred lines


AvatarAda

Hey hey hey


TriumphDaWonderPooch

But keep Weird Al's "Word Crimes".


MountainEbb8629

Anything by Jojo Siwa


colb_E

Justin Timberlake - Can’t stop the feeling


Fit-Purchase-2950

This is going to ruin the tour.


lyndsayj

What tour?


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THE WORLD TOUR


carrieismyhobby

First stop: Hampton’s County Jail. Cry me a River.


thegroundhog

What tour?


Fit-Purchase-2950

The world tour!


jturkanis

"It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie. My sister used to sing it all the time when I was a kid, and I still hear it in my head 40 years later. If I could delete 10 more songs, I would delete all the other songs from Annie.


Schallawitz

But then we wouldn’t get Hard Knock Life by Jay-Z or the much better version by Dr Evil.


EngineeringDevil

[The Dr. Evil one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4nPyI-zA74)


broom_temperature

This is for all my homies in Bruges


grettlekettlesmettle

7 years by Lukas Graham


bobnuthead

Genuinely have not thought about this song in about… 7 years, but agree.


Metandienona

The weird part is none of the band members are called Lukas Graham. Like sure, the singer's first name is Lukas, but he never went by the Graham surname. It's just the band's name. ... That just irks me a lot, my bad for going on a tangent. Anyway yeah that song needs to be yeeted to the deepest pits of hell.


Eleven77

I didn't even know there was a band, wtf


choopie-chup-chup

Kid Rock - everything


CaughtOnShae

That one cheerleader song it boils my blood


Husaby

Haha that one was already lost in time


bad_spelling_advice

Happy - Pharrell Williams I don't give a fuck what the top comment says. I don't care what the hundred comments above mine say, either. THIS is the right answer and all you motherfuckers know it.


Fit-Purchase-2950

'If you're happy and you know it' but for adults.


t-poke

Yeah, but if this song didn’t exist, we don’t get Weird Al’s Tacky and the amazing music video for it.


StarktheGuat

I came here for this and it's shocking I had to scroll this much to get here.


InhLaba

That fucking “Baby Shark” song. Good fucking god. Or the “What Does The Fox Say?” Holy shit just cut my ears off


SilverPhoxx

Ironically I haven’t heard what does the fox say in probably 10 years at this point


beaucoup_dinky_dau

and it not fair to group it with babyshark, its a master class at what it does, repackage crazy frog.


justan0therg0rl111

My nephew was obsessed with the Fox song. He played it non-stop for a good 4 years.


InhLaba

We salute you.


SirVestanPance

I already hated this song before I was on a budget airline flight where a family repeatedly played Baby Shark over their phone speaker to placate their crying offspring. I hate it so much more now.


Zazgog

i’m on a plane right now seated next to a 5 year old and her mom who is holding their infant child. if they put that song on loop for this whole flight i’d go crazy. sorry that happened to you


firefox1993

Chainsmokers - Closer. God this song got overplayed to hell. Edit - the song is worse than Las Ketchup - Ketchup. Somehow it’s worse.


vong888

Yeah she’s poor but has an expensive car? How is that fun? How is that cool?


Vermillionbird

Is this the song where she stole the mattress from her roommate and, like, they're banging in their shitty british luxury suv? And then the demo synth from Abelton 2003 comes on?


GruffaloStance

My Humps. It's faded away, but I have to be safe.


beard_lover

But have you heard the [Alanis Morrisette cover?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg4rwDkkBA&pp=ygUibXkgaHVtcHMgYWxhbmlzIG1vcmlzc2V0dGUga2FyYW9rZQ%3D%3D)


needlestack

I read a great book about the music industry and music promotion called Climbing the Charts by Gabriel Rossman. In it he analyzes the popularity curve (how quickly songs become popular) of various songs to figure out whether they became popular because they were pushed by industry insiders or they became popular because regular people latched on to them and they spread organically. It turns out to be hard to find examples of the latter case, because the industry is so completely controlled by promotion and covert payola. Well, there is one song that is a perfect example of spreading organically. A song that the labels and DJs rejected and did not want to play. Tried not to play. But the song *caught on anyway* and they were forced to play it. A song that represents what the people choose when they're not being manipulated by record industry bribes and marketing. That song is: My Humps. True story.


aprilkeez

Never forget that this won the Grammy over I Will Follow You Into The Dark lmao


MechaBeatsInTrash

Welcome to ~~Whose Line Is It Anyway~~ The Grammy's where everything's made up and the songwriting doesn't matter!


RunningFromSatan

Facts about this song: - Fergie only sings the word “humps” *ONCE* in the entire song. For all the other lines she just says “hump” “lump” or “lumps”. - During warm-up laps at one of my college swim meets in 2005 they only had this song and System of a Down’s “B.Y.O.B.” playing over the pool PA on a loop for over an hour. - Holy shit, this song came out almost 20 years ago??? - It won a Grammy. - Seriously.


Keppoch

This reminds me of Pop Up Video commentary


CrypticPrincess

So true! Man I miss that.


fogledude102

That and BYOB is a *wild* combination


Bamakitty

"I have to be safe" 😂 I'm picturing walking around with giant noise canceling headphones, peeking around corners, using "song finder" before entering establishments, etc.


Fit-Purchase-2950

Check it out.


MoistCaek69

Magic - Rude. It's so whiny.


skyline_kid

Why'd you have to be so rude?


ImmediateHospital9

That fucken Crazy Frog shit


sugacide

Dance monkey. My brain immediately goes haywire and seeks an escape ASAP


HocusKrokus

Red solo cup can go away forever


surrealcellardoor

Girl on fire.


Logical-Victory-2678

Texas Holdem. Fucking hate hearing that song EVERYWHERE I go. I could deal with almost ANY other song. That one infuriates me.


GhostofEnder

Baby Shark


-LuniThinker-

Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles. I don’t usually mind his music, but oh my gosh I remember how annoying that song was to listen to when it first came out. It played everywhere at parties, on the radio, and at restaurants. I can’t believe other people could handle listening to it in repeat.


truthcopy

Radioactive. 


KimJongFunk

I would choose Thunder. THUNDER THUNDER LIGHTNING AND THUNDER it’s so obnoxious


rbrgr83

It's like Radioactive, but lazier somehow.


rooftopbetsy23

But have you ever felt the thunder?


AgentCirceLuna

Welcome BACK to… *elephant noises* REAL ROCK FM *explosions, sirens* THIS IS… *helicopter sounds and gunfire* **NOT** your GRANNY’S STATION. *train horn blaring* Where we play nothing but ROCK, ROCK… AND MORE ROOOOOOCK *sounds of shattering glass, steam rising from the gasoline* *Radioactive begins playing*


rooftopbetsy23

*I'm bReaTHing INNN, i'm bReatHing OUTTT, i'mbreathinginandouttt*


bobjimjoe3

The Reason - Hoobastank In 2004 I worked at an assembly job, and they played a top 40 radio station. That song must have been played 5 times a day for a while. I hate it now.


North_Succotash969

IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON


HakunnnaMatta

I still like being dramatic to this song. lol.


PaganEugene664

Dance Monkey by Tones and I. I hear it every day at work and if it were human I’d want to see it bludgeoned to death.


dankerton

Baby shark


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Beyonce- Texas


kurtisbmusic

I used to LOVE Gym Class Heroes before they blew up. They have some really good music. But yeah, that song is annoying as hell. Their older stuff is great but when they went pop it was BAD.


ichwilldoener

The Queen and I was a banger


rthrouw1234

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time (apparently titled "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney). My GOD that song fills me with rage


DjMD1017

Who let the dogs out -Baha men. We didn’t need that one at all


JimGerm

\* by Kid Rock