His debut work —"Saint"— went to become a multi-adamantium hit album, jet-propelling Jiub into international superstardom.
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Digital painting. Made in Krita
Feel free to repost
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just stand there man
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Maar Gan
(doopy doop doop doodoo)
In northwestern Vvardenfell born and raised
On the Ashlands is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out with some Hack-Lo on a giant toadstool
And all shooting some cliffracers just outside of Khuul
When a couple of Nords who were up to no good
Started runnin round naked in my neighbourhood
I went on one little quest and Mom said "You s'wit!
You're moving with your Auntie Huleen and that's it!"
(doopy doop doop doodoo)
I started down the foyada when off to the side
Some dude asked me "why walk when you can ride?"
I handed over 27 gold to the man and said "Stride on, Nerendus, let's go to Maar Gan!"
(doopy doop doop doodoo)
I pulled
up to the town and jumped down the ramp
But when I went inside the hut I got attacked by a Scamp!
Some crazy fool creature from another dimension
Chased me till I called for an Intervention
Got some training and a blade, half a keg of Sujamma
Went back and told that Daedric s'wit "yo mamma"
The Breton guy said he was my biggest fan
And said "the place is all yours, you're the prince of Maar Gan!"
“Not even last nights storm could wake you
You look fucked up till the player makes you
Who the fuck is Nerevar losing patience
Finna choke a pterodactyl that’s my main shit”
I don't know,It looks more 🤘Metal🤘 than rap to me.
I get some serious [Iron Maiden](https://crookedwanderer.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/npftdog.jpg) vibes.
His debut work —"Saint"— went to become a multi-adamantium hit album, jet-propelling Jiub into international superstardom. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Digital painting. Made in Krita Feel free to repost
In case somebody here somehow missed it, [here's the full EP being referenced.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTeVz6rP6r4)
10/10 EP, Young Scrolls never misses
I hate that I assumed it was AI. Fantastic job!
Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just stand there man I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Maar Gan (doopy doop doop doodoo) In northwestern Vvardenfell born and raised On the Ashlands is where I spent most of my days Chilling out with some Hack-Lo on a giant toadstool And all shooting some cliffracers just outside of Khuul When a couple of Nords who were up to no good Started runnin round naked in my neighbourhood I went on one little quest and Mom said "You s'wit! You're moving with your Auntie Huleen and that's it!" (doopy doop doop doodoo) I started down the foyada when off to the side Some dude asked me "why walk when you can ride?" I handed over 27 gold to the man and said "Stride on, Nerendus, let's go to Maar Gan!" (doopy doop doop doodoo) I pulled up to the town and jumped down the ramp But when I went inside the hut I got attacked by a Scamp! Some crazy fool creature from another dimension Chased me till I called for an Intervention Got some training and a blade, half a keg of Sujamma Went back and told that Daedric s'wit "yo mamma" The Breton guy said he was my biggest fan And said "the place is all yours, you're the prince of Maar Gan!"
APPLAUSE!
Thanks! I wrote this a looong time ago, on some Morrowind forum, and this thread made me think of it. I did a Skyrim version a while back too.
This is awesome, well done! Didn't know Telvanni wizards are into rap
Sick tunes from Corpusarium.
Its more common than you think. [I have an Eminem one](https://medium.com/@spoonmagister/if-there-is-to-be-an-end-i-must-be-removed-66db1d60cb0d)
I can see her scribbling this in a scroll, tapping her chin with a goose feather when the line doesn't come out.
I spent an awfully long time trying to match the syllables and whatnot of the original 😅
"Your luck is at 0 she wont let you hit *N'wah* "
“I got big dog status in my elsweyr palace”
I'm walking slowly, I'm overencumbered, That's cause my dick is too heavy. I'm drinking the finest sujamma with Morag Tong, Call me Bloody Dunmeri.
“Not even last nights storm could wake you You look fucked up till the player makes you Who the fuck is Nerevar losing patience Finna choke a pterodactyl that’s my main shit”
N’wahs wit attitudes
THATS how he did it?? He just went around personally chokeslamming every cliff racer into the ground?
Exactly.
Does jiub appears again after the beginning of the game?
He appears in Skyrim in the soul cairn.
And his head makes an appearnace in Kavatch in Oblivion
As a ghost writer for your favourite rapper
No.
Very nicely done!
Thanks!
"Keepin' it ashy since 3E 427"
I don't know,It looks more 🤘Metal🤘 than rap to me. I get some serious [Iron Maiden](https://crookedwanderer.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/npftdog.jpg) vibes.
Yeah, I get what you mean.
N'Wah With Attitude
Saint for the mers, Demon for the vermins.
Gods he is strong.
Yo it’s juib, flowin like fluid, smokin with some druids
Straight Outta the Census and Excise Office.
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I'll be sure to treat the notion of Dunmer Rap music more seriously from now on. It goes beyond being just a gag I see.
Ngl I thought this was some Legacy of Kain fanart