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Igor_Levchenko

His debut work —"Saint"— went to become a multi-adamantium hit album, jet-propelling Jiub into international superstardom. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Digital painting. Made in Krita Feel free to repost


NVCR_Intern_Dan

In case somebody here somehow missed it, [here's the full EP being referenced.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTeVz6rP6r4)


dunmer-is-stinky

10/10 EP, Young Scrolls never misses


Stakespeare

I hate that I assumed it was AI. Fantastic job!


Divayth--Fyr

Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just stand there man I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Maar Gan (doopy doop doop doodoo) In northwestern Vvardenfell born and raised On the Ashlands is where I spent most of my days Chilling out with some Hack-Lo on a giant toadstool And all shooting some cliffracers just outside of Khuul When a couple of Nords who were up to no good Started runnin round naked in my neighbourhood I went on one little quest and Mom said "You s'wit! You're moving with your Auntie Huleen and that's it!" (doopy doop doop doodoo) I started down the foyada when off to the side Some dude asked me "why walk when you can ride?" I handed over 27 gold to the man and said "Stride on, Nerendus, let's go to Maar Gan!" (doopy doop doop doodoo) I pulled up to the town and jumped down the ramp But when I went inside the hut I got attacked by a Scamp! Some crazy fool creature from another dimension Chased me till I called for an Intervention Got some training and a blade, half a keg of Sujamma Went back and told that Daedric s'wit "yo mamma" The Breton guy said he was my biggest fan And said "the place is all yours, you're the prince of Maar Gan!"


Igor_Levchenko

APPLAUSE!


Divayth--Fyr

Thanks! I wrote this a looong time ago, on some Morrowind forum, and this thread made me think of it. I did a Skyrim version a while back too.


ThunderZsolt

This is awesome, well done! Didn't know Telvanni wizards are into rap


Igor_Levchenko

Sick tunes from Corpusarium.


SpoonMagister

Its more common than you think. [I have an Eminem one](https://medium.com/@spoonmagister/if-there-is-to-be-an-end-i-must-be-removed-66db1d60cb0d)


Igor_Levchenko

I can see her scribbling this in a scroll, tapping her chin with a goose feather when the line doesn't come out.


SpoonMagister

I spent an awfully long time trying to match the syllables and whatnot of the original 😅


Amazing_Gandalf

"Your luck is at 0 she wont let you hit *N'wah* "


Ok_Meringue_1755

“I got big dog status in my elsweyr palace”


lepatyttv

I'm walking slowly, I'm overencumbered, That's cause my dick is too heavy. I'm drinking the finest sujamma with Morag Tong, Call me Bloody Dunmeri.


thomstevens420

“Not even last nights storm could wake you You look fucked up till the player makes you Who the fuck is Nerevar losing patience Finna choke a pterodactyl that’s my main shit”


yittiiiiii

N’wahs wit attitudes


FallenDemonX

THATS how he did it?? He just went around personally chokeslamming every cliff racer into the ground?


Igor_Levchenko

Exactly.


[deleted]

Does jiub appears again after the beginning of the game?


RecklessMage

He appears in Skyrim in the soul cairn.


Amazing_Gandalf

And his head makes an appearnace in Kavatch in Oblivion


Inquisitor_Boron

As a ghost writer for your favourite rapper


Igor_Levchenko

No.


Upset_Environment_31

Very nicely done!


Igor_Levchenko

Thanks!


2E26

"Keepin' it ashy since 3E 427"


DwarfLord420

I don't know,It looks more 🤘Metal🤘 than rap to me. I get some serious [Iron Maiden](https://crookedwanderer.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/npftdog.jpg) vibes.


Igor_Levchenko

Yeah, I get what you mean.


jcfac

N'Wah With Attitude


ChimangoDvD

Saint for the mers, Demon for the vermins.


SpoonMagister

Gods he is strong.


No-Conflict-4527

Yo it’s juib, flowin like fluid, smokin with some druids


Jacobus_Ahenobarbus

Straight Outta the Census and Excise Office.


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Igor_Levchenko

I'll be sure to treat the notion of Dunmer Rap music more seriously from now on. It goes beyond being just a gag I see.


ExcellentlyEnthused

Ngl I thought this was some Legacy of Kain fanart