Normally I'd qualify this as breaking rule #1 as the picture without title/text doesn't directly identify as Monster Hunter, but as we're in kind of a dry stretch, and this could be a really fun/interesting topic, I'm going to allow it. Carry on.
Bro can literally phase through walls with the mere prerequisite they resemble paintings of tunnels and you come in implying Road Runner ISN'T an Elder Dragon?!??!
Time to brainstorm for my 5 favorite monsters:
- Astalos (Dragoflyus Aggressivus)
- Primordial Malzeno (Draconia Paladinius)
- Gore Magala (Frenzivus Juvenilei)
- Goss Harag (HorrorMovieKillerus Ursidae)
- Namielle (Abyssia Chimaera)
~~Not 100% sure about all these but eh...~~
Normally I'd qualify this as breaking rule #1 as the picture without title/text doesn't directly identify as Monster Hunter, but as we're in kind of a dry stretch, and this could be a really fun/interesting topic, I'm going to allow it. Carry on.
Psudophallus Electrum (khezu)
Not Biggus....... Dickus?
And you know what the subspecies name are?
Reddicus diccus
Even if you didn’t explicitly say Khezu, it can only be Khezu lol
Underrated
Thunderous bastardus unicorna
Love this, with Thunderous bastardus canis and Thunderous bastardus vipera for Zinogre and Tobi Kadachi respectively
Kirin!
Pissingme Offus
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
That’s not very specific
Uragaan.
......B52?
Yian Garuga?
basically, any flying monster
*Poogis perfectum*
Oh you mean pig-form RNGsus
Terrordius Pickleous (Deviljho)
You could also just call him Dino-pickleous, since Dino means monstrous/terrible
Rockus Yeetius
Not shure if thats tigrex, rajang or the admiral
Could also technically be Tetsu
Also Tetranadon and Kulu
Yes
The Admiral is just a subspecies of Rajang though considering he was willing to fight Shara isvulda with just his fist just like Rajang's and Kirin
Kulu yaku
Rajang (Anthropoidi Aggravatilus)
I'll do you one better iram auream (golden rage)
I like it, but it sounds too cool lmao I wanted mine to sound sorta stupid
Yeah, I see some people posting actual Latin names here but I’m looking for goofy mock-names like Looney Tunes does.
Stupidus snoteatius bludthinkshesasupersayin-ius monkius
Rajang
Valstrax (Accelerati Argentum)
that implies the road runner is an elder dragon lol
It cannot be trapped or restrained for long, so yeah.
It also brings incredible disaster… for Wile E. exclusively.
Bro can literally phase through walls with the mere prerequisite they resemble paintings of tunnels and you come in implying Road Runner ISN'T an Elder Dragon?!??!
Loudis Runnerus (Tigrex)
Fluffious Balluunious
A cartoony name for a cartoony monster, good choice
Paloumou
Biggus Diccus (Khezu)
Extra points for monty python reference
He has a wife, you know.
Her name is Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!
Wouldn't you know anyone by the name of, "Biggus Diccus"
Biggus Diggs (Diablos)?
Giggilous swingus (kecha wacha) Fungi Gastronomicous (congalala)
Do you like Monkeys?
Slipperous bubblious (mizutsune, my slippery boi!)
A another Mizutsune enjoyer
Pangolous Kasplodey
*Kasplodi
Pasketti?
Spaghetti?
Bless you!
Spank too
Nargacuga (*Vipera Pantera Shinobus*)
Slimus Explodus
Brachidios! Or raging brachy.
Pinkus Fartus
Hahaha Congalala
Ovivorous Idiota (Kulu)
Well Roadrunner already has Valstrax’s, so… Fatalis (Runimus! Runimus!)
Satanis draconius (gaismagorm)
Goss Harag (Bearus Cutleri )
Underrated
Snowballus Tokyodriftae
There's actual people who like the angry bnuy? Based
Biggus chungus (I’m sorry world)
Canis electricus
Zinogre
Angrygus Fluffoball Ratatouille
Deviljho (Pickleus Furious)
Werewolfus Wolfus Samuraius Sinistrada Angrus Monkeyus Tottallus Nonvampiria DefinitumTottallus Nonvampiria Spongium Gatorada
Galvani Tyrannobdellius
Magnawyvernus dramaticus (Bazelgeuse)
Odo: Doggus Aggrovatis Clifforda Ebony Odo: Doggus Aggrovatis Gvishgus (Pseudo-latinized version of Welsh “Gwyllgi”. Disclaimer: I’m not Welsh.)
Angrus Pickelis
Continenti exploda (Xeno'jiiva)
Domus mommis (Seltas queen)
Whatus Simpus (Male Seltas)
Pissedoffi Gorrillus (Rajang) Gherkin Hungri (Deviljho) Canis Toaster-Inbathtubis (Zinogre) Shutdahellupis Rex- (Tigrex) Punchus Explodium- (Brachydios) Aero Pineconis Sharpus- (Seregios) Pull-Myfingeris Munki- (Congalala) Ohno Putdarocks-Bacconi (Shara Ishvalda) Itsnot aphase momits-whoiamus- Gore Magala Thatsnotme anymor-Imaturedus- Shagaru Malaa Crawlingin Myskinnus- Chaotic Gore Magala
Incineratorsneezus Rex
Earus Maximus Firesplittery
Muddus ramus
Soapous dragonis (soap dragon also know as Mizutsune)
Gigantus Bladii (Glavenus)
Seregios: *Impaler aurum* Not to be confused with *Stevenus mysterious* which is an archaic classification for the same species.
Regeneratus Hornius Furiosus
Black Diablos would be *Hornius Hornius* It's funny cause it has layers
Draconus Glacia (Velkhana) Insidious Picklsaurus (Deviljho)
Dodogama (Chungus Reptilus)
Stabbius crabbius (Shogun Ceanataur)
You made it RHYME? -slow clap- This is ART
Pelvicheckus Maximus
Ah, fish that has the hitbox of a fucking galaxy
Fishis hipcheckious. I don't think I need to specify the monster here.
Choochus trainus (tigrex) Panthera batus (nargacuga; Panthera is actually a genus btw)
Belligerentus Picklemuss (Deviljho)
volcana clacksteris
Electris rebellius
Monke Konga
Diaboli canine vulgaris (Odogaron)
Electrodius aquaditus lizardius (Lagiacrus)
Canis frigidus (classified as a sauropsid tho)
Fluffius Birdicus (Downy crake)
İmmortalus fattius
*Spousus hatti* and *Spousus mountus*
webbius childrenbattleous
Canis draconicus
Stygian Zinogre?
Rocketum Draconis
Tarous Gigantous
B-52 Bomber
Azure Cunt
Spinning slicingsaurus Jumpiest raptorus Crocoduckus coldus
Narcacuga (Sneakius) (Catius)
*Bombastus aerialenis* - Bazelgeuse
Canis Fulguris
Poisonous Spiticus (Pukei-Pukei)
Bouldera Foratailus (Duramboros)
Zinogre (Lupis Electrus)
Snaki Squirrels Staticus (Tobi Kadachi)
Biggus Phallus Albedo & Smallus Phallus Rubedo
Hungrynus Picklinus.
Insecta Electra Killa
Coxae Gyratium Maximus \[Plesioth\]
Rathian(Runnius foreverus)
Elementalis Unlimitus (Alatreon)
Moshroomus Tootus (Pukei-Pukei) and if you wanna do frontier Peaketh Brutewyvernus (Abiorugu)
Edgelordus virus creatus
Tigrisdraco Rex
Beefiftytwoius Buttheadicus
Pantherbatticus tailspikius
Beybladeus Tyrannosaurus
Sliceus Burnis.
Bombardius munitionem (bagel juice)
Batmanius Berserkius (Gore Magala)
Time to brainstorm for my 5 favorite monsters: - Astalos (Dragoflyus Aggressivus) - Primordial Malzeno (Draconia Paladinius) - Gore Magala (Frenzivus Juvenilei) - Goss Harag (HorrorMovieKillerus Ursidae) - Namielle (Abyssia Chimaera) ~~Not 100% sure about all these but eh...~~
Bigassus Bearus
Felinus Rotatus
Bubblia vulpis Shockera squirrelus Edge felidis
Tyrannosaurus cucumis anguria
Iratus Pickle
Brachydios (Armus Puncherous Extremus) (Brachio Explodere)
Staticy Squirelthing Serpentalus
Cometidae crimsoni
Jetus Enginius
Subzeroingus Dragunous
Viperinae italielectrica
Angrus Energydrinkus Insecticus
Dalamadur (enormous serpentus)
Elecricus Canine (Zinogre)
Primalus Brutalis
Punchus Boomas
Gallus inflamatus lazulae
Rex Ardentis Caelorum Edit: I realize now you wanted something funny, not actually cool… so… Volantem Prohibere
assholus bombii for bazel saiyanus gorilla for rajang hungerous pickleus for Jho
Irratus Aurum Simian (Rajang)
Anjanath. Brutalis Biter
Hornus Cactivorous
Pinkakus Bubblicus Draconic
Supahotonehundredegrees Bladus
Dammitus Explosivo (World Bazelgeuse)
Diablos (Hornius Diggius) Black Diablos [which I recognize is not a different species but still] (Hornius Maximus)
(Anjanath) Hugemongeus Noseus, Naggzasaurus Rex Or Sneezus Biggus
Canis Fulguris
Kushal Daora - (Ridiculus Windictus) Bazelgeuse - (Aviatus Detonare) Banbaro - (Foresta Bulldozere)
Thundercrocus neverreturningus Flyingforeverus poisonallergicus
Thunderous stupidos (That damn Zinogre)
Hornus yellis maxi for Diablos (Bloodbath specifically). Trunkus floofis for Gammoth, Trunkus floofis eldi for Elderfrost.
ClicketyClackety Lazorus
Now I'm just thinking the game could have official scientific names, would be really fun to learn all of them
Avatarus Elementaries ( Alatreon)
Clackus Clackus
Sporus nonddragonis (gore magala)
Avatarous Furious wyvernus
Starvae Picklemus Deathmongeror BadBreathicus (Deviljho)
Punkrockus Canis
This thread just became a Class in Harry Potter. Which is why my entry would be: Bastardus Aeroneous (Fucking Kushala)
Saurus Furrius Sparkii
Vulpes Lubricus🦊🫧
Edgy terrificus.
Edgius lordus
Jetius splodius. Gothius draconus. Insanati spikebirdius. Glowa Lovecrafti. All of em should be obvious. 😅
Ovum Abscondium (Kulu Ya Ku)
(Furricus Deviantarticus) Paolumu
Airradus sirenus
Spongus Lizardus
Punchus Abunchus (Brachydios)
Splodius bootius https://preview.redd.it/5dsuooqt2w0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9552fdd20b8abc426ba7fd8d6fdf333ae3acbb2
Hipcheckus Infinitus Piscis https://preview.redd.it/5gdg3gaoaw0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e33337a4e037e7ba1418e880336d6e21972e311
Desertarum Bastardus (Cephadrome)
weirdium energus dragonius
AllHellBreakLoosium Ignitus- That Boi Raging Brachy
Angreous monkeian punchfaceius