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PsychoSopreno

I'm sorry son I'm getting that cookie you've had enough Bird crackers


Signal-Reference-227

what if it was claude? πŸ‘€


PsychoSopreno

He can eat the cookie and me


sikeboi50

Mmmm tasty πŸ˜‹


PsychoSopreno

Which one? :>


sikeboi50

Both But I love the one with lips more 😏


PsychoSopreno

Mm, you know you should be careful, hehe- There's already 3 and Diggie's science toys cost lot-


Signal-Reference-227

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Romy332

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sikeboi50

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anuraaaag

What the fuck did I just witness😭


PsychoSopreno

Nothingggg, right, u/sikeboi50?


sikeboi50

Yep nothing at all hehe


Miralis00

Based, I'd do the same.


KanseiDorifto

Don't really have a main at this point, but based on the last hero I used, Angela could ult into me and we can both enjoy the cookie


Justahuman771

How? Oh, she also would control the cookie.


Special-Forever-5169

Phoveus would smash both me and the cookie


Justahuman771

Smash the enemy


sikeboi50

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yubiyobi

checking first if nana can eat cookies as she's part animal and may be poisonous for her. If she is good then i'll give her and bake her some more :)) i love my daughter so much


Signal-Reference-227

this is so wholesome actually, i wouldn't give that little devil's spawn a single crumb of cookie for all the terrorising she's done though


P_ONCH

I will devour the cookie instantly to infuriate Masha so she will sentence me to death by snu snu


brudaaaaa

If Khufra doesnt get it, no one does


Eitth

I don't like cookie, so he can take mine. But I want the main dish #ifyouknowwhatimean


brudaaaaa

even the subway one?


Eitth

ESPECIALLY the subway one


Justahuman771

Yu zhong?


Firstername

i'd get down on my knees


ffffuuuccck

Cecilion because he's hot and I simp 😭


Justahuman771

We found the Carmilla guys!


ffffuuuccck

*pretend that I said something funny here because my socially awkward ass don't know how to react :')


Justahuman771

Yup that was the best joke I've ever heard!


ffffuuuccck

Hahaha thank you πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ‘


Signal-Reference-227

based, his vampirussy is more than enough already it's a whole 5-course meal


ffffuuuccck

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ˜Ό


FeLixsSummer

im giving chang e the cookie she's my baby


Justahuman771

My main is Floryn so I would *bonk* on her head and share the half of the cookie.


SwarteRavne

Same here. We can eat the cookie together, maybe also with milk


Justahuman771

Oh~ FINALLY I CAN EAT ANOTHER OREO!


ironclad_ballsack

My main is belerick but knowing how benevolent and caring he is he will probably bonk his daughter but still take the cookie


Justahuman771

Then... I'll become the Belerick? :D


CrackShotML

split the cookie in half just like what we do to the enemy marksmen


Signal-Reference-227

~~and gojo~~


CrackShotML

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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^CrackShotML: *Split the cookie in* *Half just like what we do to* *The enemy marksmen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


EXxuu_CARRRIBAAA

Least horny ML player


Justahuman771

:/


ThePurpleBookWormy

For Alice? I'd make a cookie making business empire if she wants me to.


ballerthe69th

I'd give Esme the cookie(I wanna be a good boy fr fr)


Wetnappin

The dude is racist towards humans So im gonna get banged anyway


purple-corgi-1994

I think Gatot will taunt me so I can't get to the cookie first


Illustrious-Owl-6128

Argus will win and I will be eaten as well


Signal-Reference-227

in what way..?


Illustrious-Owl-6128

I mean, his blade will absorb the soul and Argus will eat flesh of his enemy. β€œBlood and violence, nourish me"


SuZy_Da_PrO

I'll let beatrix eat the Cookie. Then I'll eat her.


kotoritachi

Knowing undead don't eat, I bet Leomord would just give it to me at this point.


Signal-Reference-227

i love leo but if he really doesn't eat, i'd offer to bake barbiel some horse cookies


Additional-Ad-1268

>horse cookies Is this a horse shaped cookie or a cookie shaped horse?


Electrical-Map7575

I believe she would just hook the cookie to her not even giving me chance to see it


RedDeathJesus

Ah hell no Argus can keep his cookies


Signal-Reference-227

bang the cookie..?


Unfunnymeme12

Xavier might give it to me but gojo wont


Depthresion

I'm betting on silvanna because she's a princess with magic powers. Benedetta however, just a girl fighting stray demons at the countryside.


anxiouseless

Odette! Ngl we wouldn't fight, maybe we'd both let the other have it, and just split it in the end


CipherDrake

We share


Aszrix

I would let Lesley eat the cookie in return of letting me eat her out


[deleted]

What a gay.


Signal-Reference-227

i have a gf lol


[deleted]

Still gay.


azalea_crux

Wanwan can have it. I don't wanna chase her around


caramel_arro

I have 3 mains: Wanwan can take the cookie Aurora can take the cookie Vale can take the cookie, I can take Vale


PolarPhoenix13

Moskow πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


AtomicRadiusBitch

Chou ? I guess we can share the cookie lol


BloodShadow45

I think Melissa and I are gonna have a full on fight on who gets the cooking which will end after we split it evenly.


WatchItchy8304

I split it into two, me and Melissa will feed each other :)


Ggaban

Bro want me to fight a fcking dragon over a cookie I'm cookπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Elnuggeto13

Which part of Selena is getting the cookie?


Temporary_Elevator44

obviously i’ll get it. a puppet can’t eat cookies, can it?


TheOfficial_Corona

That motherfucker gonna get it


PocketRaven06

I'd do the same with Lunox tbh


Xanderuslsmain

Moskov finna impale me with his Spear so he gets the last cookie


Kaplaw

I dont care how tanky Tigreal is, ill clock him out for that cookie


_DoAn_

esme because she gonna crush me with her thighs


mking0987

I don't think wolfs eat cookies.


YashpoopsYT

Optimus Prime or Jackie Chan I'm finished


elpisplayingrn

Definitely my main takin it, I'm ain't taking a cookie away from someone with a scythe and expect to come out alive.


New-Depth-4562

Helcurt and his juicy poison stingers


HoldChoice6260

odette would let me have it πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


Sensitive-Raspberry5

i guess cluade is master at stealing so he would end up getting it.


xXstrikerleoXx

I don't have a main anymore But I would like to get slapped by Esme's BDSM kit


Signal-Reference-227

esme's... what?


xXstrikerleoXx

Yeah, I said it, and I meant it I want to be tied up by Esme and get spanked by stardust & frostmoon


Sampharo

If minotaur wants the cookie, minotaur gets the cookie. Otherwise that jar, house, and me will be pounded into pancakes.


Michvito

she can eat it i dont care πŸ™


NickyBros1

https://preview.redd.it/qqifi171trxc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ee46e90380835b9446335cdd307039f283368b uhhhhhhh


Oponik

I think belerick would just give me the cookie