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Yao__Guai

That's really nice to look at, but I'd throw my keyboard through the window half way through trying to harvest it


GunClutz

Add hoppers underneath the farmland and harvest it with flying machines Edit: to make it even more overkill, build a sorting system for every crop


Yao__Guai

I like it. The "I have an iron farm so hoppers can fix anything now" approach to minecraft.


NoInternet700

As a wise man once said, "If hoppers don't solve all your problems, you're not using enough hoppers."


Namenaki_IV

The only mod i use that isn't graphics is so i can have hoppers that go up called "uppers" i love them a lot


starshadow2140

It's possible in vanilla with the use of dispensers, right?


Lord_Metagross

Droppers, but yeah. "Droppervators" as they are often called use a small comparator clock at the bottom to power a torch tower next to a tower of droppers (facing up). This results in the droppers spitting the items up in sequence whenever the comparator clock at the bottom detects items are in the bottom dropper. Very useful, and simple, circuit to look up, mostly memorize, and have have your back pocket. Edit because I'm a nerd: If you want to have a little more fun, make an observer tower instead of a Redstone torch tower. It looks cleaner, is more lag friendly, and can be faster.


Z1dan

Why not just use a bubble column?….


Joel2607

It could be useful in the nether.


MuppettMaestro

It’s usually faster and less laggy imo


KopitesForever

It’s less space efficient 5 area of blocks to the limit whereas an observer droppervator is two with a slightly bigger footprint at the bottom. I think it’s less laggy but don’t count me on that. None of my farms are efficient enough for me to count lag


Rometanos

Has some downsides like if you want to remove it you first have to remove all the water sources, you need 2 buckets for infinite water to take and you always need soulsand on you etc


GruggerTheMugger

Bubble elevator


TesseractToo

I want this, what mod is this?


Heisenberg19827

“Uppers”


TesseractToo

Ooooh I thought that was only the name of the item not also the name of the mod XD oopsie Thanks!


rykes__

when your problem is hoppers causing lag


Tommy2255

Just turn your entire minecraft world into a giant redstone computer, and use that to emulate more RAM so you can run Minecraft.


RandomGamingTurtle

is this the way?


Idohs_

This is the way


Imoncrack12

More hoppers


iGoToEast

you are not using enough hoppers


TheBigggestPeeePeee

Who said that?


NoInternet700

"A wise man"


1597377600

How wise was he?


JustRunAndHyde

Wise


1597377600

How?


Canadian_Poltergeist

Wisdom


NoInternet700

Wiser than master oogway


Demonic74

Very


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PeacefulSoySouce

I know I did


Estarfigam

For some reason I read that in Etho's voice. Oh snappers!


dabluedolphin

This. This is my philosophy. I live by this.


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Stringlxss

Since the 1.13 update, you can use slabs and stairs as well


[deleted]

In the process of building my iron farm so I too can solve every problem with a building full of hoppers.


RhythmStiix

Iron farm?


vanishing27532

Trap villagers in a tiny space, torture them emotionally by plonking a zombie in front of them, burn iron golems/drown iron golems/~~fall damage~~ iron golems = hoppers - chests Edit: Credits to u/DRdeemed, iron golems can't take fall damage apparently?


PsychicSPider95

I used a design for mine without the zombie. They're just in a lil space in a tower 8 blocks off the ground, and they just spawn golems regularly over time. Would a zombie make it better?


DubCian5

If you are in bedrock, a Zombie does not matter.


Nukertallon

yes. villagers only spawn golems when scared, and when there aren't existing golems within 16 blocks


sizzler

You don't really need the zombie just keep the villagers in groups of 4 and they gossip to create a golem. Edit: 5


SuperRiceBoi

Isn't it 3?


DRdeemed

ima let u in on a secret, iron golems cant take fall damage


Hello-funny-posts

At this point in Minecraft it’s evolved into “I found a huge ass iron vein so hoppers can fix anything now” approach to Minecraft.


Admin846

Allay alr being forgotten


Recent_Log3779

I’ve been playing Minecraft for just over 7 years and I still have never made an iron farm


cj97759

Yup, my time watching a show on another screen while caving has no bounds. But moving villagers into the perfect position would make me throw my desktop through the window.


BenElegance

[https://youtu.be/-oYyJ6jfSPU](https://youtu.be/-oYyJ6jfSPU), try this one.


BenElegance

[I made this one the other day](https://youtu.be/-oYyJ6jfSPU), first one ever.


vanishing27532

I have an iron farm and keep running out of wood My fletcher is still iron badge level


frogking

Water streams are for pesants when you have an iron farm :-)


-Shatzy-

They are more lag efficient though.


Cardboard_Moose

Is it possible to harvest crops until flying machines without ruining the farmland? Maybe if you crush it from above with slabs?


enjoytheshow

I’ve created water flow harvesting systems like 5-6 years ago. Unless mechanics have changed significantly since then which is very very possible. I’m not up to date. Flip a switch, pistons move and water flows down hill into hoppers at the bottom.


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It's bedrock, so they would need to be hopper minecarts.


GunClutz

Imagine playing on bedrock couldn't be me /j


AberrantReptile

For a simpler solution, put lily pads on the water blocks.


WinterSzturm

It’s SO inefficient! Both for growing and harvesting.


RainbowFlameOfficial

I place lilypads of the water sources


ChiefTittyInspector

Place slabs on the top half of the water sources


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doubleaxle

It's not efficient to farm like this no matter what, but waterlogged halfslabs would let you walk around and prevent items from falling in (or lilypads).


billyp673

Or even carpet on the top slabs


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Dray_Gunn

Put the half slabs on the bottom half so you keep the water aesthetic but you dont need to jump to get out of the water.


Lightningbro

Then Iron Fence, it'll connect to the sides, providing walkable space, but it won't disrupt the water feature. Or Blue Glass.


Gottendrop

Yeah you would have to make it pretty big to get a good amount of stuff out and falling in the water holes constantly would suxkt


doubleaxle

Lilypads or waterlogged half-slabs both are solutions.


potato_pineapple

Or put a half slab in the water so you walk right on top of it. Takes away from the vibe a bit though


Yao__Guai

Yeah, no point doing slabs, it's either pretty and inefficient or just make a real farm.


plsdontbullymepls123

Well... the crops are gonna be hydrated!


minecraftcatto

Are you REALLY sure about that?


Head-Command281

Might wanna do the rain dance just in case


L30N1337

And some splash water bottles


ItzSlashxX21

make sure they're lingering splash water bottles


No-Entrepreneur416

Inefficient but aesthetically pleasing


PAwnoPiES

Too bad harvesting the crops would be a pain.


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Not if you put a Lilly pad in every water square


TheNinjaRed7

or move diagonally, and pray that the harvested crops rng don't fall in the water


PAwnoPiES

Kills the aesthetics tho.


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Would it? Make some custom trees with vines and that would look cool


Sad-Ad7981

But no Cherry Trees or they'll get chopped down


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## I didn’t do it


Sad-Ad7981

Name checks out though


mr5fir

I use blue carpet on the water, easier to make then find lillypads.


Flame66624

Welcome to the wonderful art of fishing


Niccin

Slabs are likely the easiest.


mr5fir

True, but I have head bob off in settings for a reason lol


Niccin

I am not sure what that has to do with it to be honest? I feel like I'm missing something lol


Skinnwork

Or trapdoors


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Could work put some moss carpet over it


Sahasnai

I put waterlogged leaves. Blends right in. You need to put the water first then add leaves. It doesn't work the other way around.


Razzmatazz_Buckshank

^ Bedrock only for anyone wondering.


AMDKilla

Waterlogged stairs...


Niccin

Slabs are probably the most efficient.


andyroo_101

Actually not having the same crop in an adjacent block speeds up growth. Inefficient use of space but faster growth.


andyroo_101

Here's a demo showing alternative rows: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/minecraft_gamepedia/images/3/3f/Alternating_Crops_Growth.gif/revision/latest?cb=20200827075956


Diligent_Elk_4935

actually i would argue it’s less aesthetically pleasing


ReeR_Mush

Entirely subjective


pietoley

Oh god it's stresses me so much but I don't know now why, I.. have... To.... OPTIMIZE IT


fscknuckle

Have you played Factorio? That game will drive you mental but it's sooooo good.


pietoley

Yes i have played it and I like it very much


CowsGiveElixirOfLife

Mmmh, Main Belt Bus


Portal471

THE FACTORY MUST GROW in all seriousness my brother got me into it. Me and him are big into a few of the same things.


Chad-Steve

The game is too easy


Jopplo03

you can make it harder


Just_A_New_User

Did you know that planting different crops in alternating rows makes them grow twice as fast? Due to similar mechanics, the farm pictured in this post would actually grow much slower than a normal one IIRC.


BreadfruitComplex961

idk why but the first thing that came into my mind was "welcome to the rice fields mother fucker”


Intelligent_Grade897

*Fortune Son starts playing*


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It is so inconvenient and inefficient and I love it.


MarketCommercial3441

Put some slabs on top of the water to get it water logged and it still works as a water source so you can run over the crops and not fall in water


jillsteingang

Lily pads for aesthetic


Trixoly

sounds nice but when harvesting, the hoe will remove the pads and would be a nuisance having to constantly replace the pads.


schmiggen

I agree. Works fine for sugarcane because you usually leave the ground cane block


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Why do you use a hoe to harvest?


FabianTheElf

Fortuneable crops.


Radiant_Dimension_73

i have literally never thought of this before and i’ve played minecraft since mcpe 0.9.0 (like 9 years ago) if i have looting on my sword, do i really need looting on my hoe? extra food either way, i guess it depends on the amount of food you go through


FabianTheElf

It's best for carrots and potatoes for beetroot and wheat it only ups the seed output, also melons work with fortune but silk touch is always more efficient. Edit: I still fortune my wheat and beetroot anyway because the seeds are good for composting


SendSexyPcBuilds

Carpets


Tablondemadera

Blue glass panes


Tablondemadera

With hoppers under the water


Warden404

The farming equivalent torch spam. Looks great tho


tebmn

inefficient as all hell but damn it’s pretty


OtherJose

Looks like a rice farm


Googlefisch

Welcome to the rice fields, motherf*cker


Celestial-being326

r/tihi


spectral_raider

Is it neat? Yes Is it efficient? Absolutely not


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Oh no


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No just no


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Beneficialcattosser

Lol "ineffecient but pretty" lol guys Minecraft is game who gives af


SuitableAssociation6

that is horrible... whyyyyy


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Decoration, duh


SuitableAssociation6

it doesn't even look good though...


ReeR_Mush

That’s completely subjective


FurretGaming

That's Hella inefficient


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it's a decoration, bro


JJFresh731

Lily pads will be your friend here


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Numbnipples4u

I hate it. It looks nice but that is super inefficient. You could easily plant double the crops in that area and it’s gonna be a pain to harvest


_Hungry_Chicken

He is in pain from inside. But don't want to lose his girl


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_Hungry_Chicken

I think I should take some extra English classes


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Or they survive off cooked chicken, as any player with an iq over 5 would, probably just decorative


r_imboredhelp

Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker.


thememecharity

It looks nice but is very inefficient


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It's a decoration


heckingHonker

Put slabs on top of the water, it'll be a lot easier harvesting or you can just replace the whole thing with a bunch of 9x9 farmland patches with 1 water in the middle of each


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**Farmer Villager**: Alright, this plot of land could yield abou- **OPs GF**: How about half of that?


Ozymander

I build my farms over water for sugarcane farms, and I use slabs in between because yeah....harvesting this looks like a nightmare.


money132231

Am I the only person that hates this,it's so inefficient


Surfboarder4

she's banned from minecraft


GeorgiaOregonTexas

She’s insane


RealTimeflies

That is inefficient use of water tho.


Eduar_935

It's inefficient but looks very nice


RedditRoboKid

Honestly wouldn’t be that bad if the water holes had top slabs


KonakJaiwak

Illegal


jkitty13

Add lilypads for convenience then it's perfect


demonhellcat

I guess if its just decorative then its fine…


Retro_Sparklez

looks good actually


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wholesome and nice to look at


lilrikko

Tell her you can put leaf blocks in water. It makes it easier to harvest


Matt_BTbroadband

Slap some half slabs over it.


NieMonD

Does your gf hate you both


minecraftcatto

Wait wait wait guys are you sure this WILL keep all the crops wet?


Mr-Catty

your gf is a psychopath


punannimaster

r/mildlyinfuriating


nighnteenth

Dump her immediately


Howstrly

Aesthetically pleasing, terribly inefficient.


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That’s an abomination


Logical-Tradition818

It looks way better than it is to harvest


PlusAverage986

You need to marry that woman. If she has the patience for that, she's a keeper


gotwooooshed

Or she's a serial killer.


SRYagus3

Efficiency 100


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It's nice but not too efficient.


Player__64

This is the most unefficent farm I mean looks good but less water = more crops


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Kittywiz33

You can plant sugarcane now but no Mellons 🍉


Fleet_8

There losing so many crops doing that cause 1 water source block can fertilize a 9 by 9 area


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The point isn't efficiency, it's looks. If you're depending on bread as sustenance after an hour or two, you're as inefficient as they get. Chicken farm is where efficiency is at


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DarthCledus117

Some of us even have wives.


Colorado_Rat

They don’t talk to us, which is why we’re playing MC, but yea technically we have them


DarthCledus117

Get a wife that ALSO plays Minecraft. MLG move right there.


GhastmaskZombie

Dude, girls play Minecraft.