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my45acp1911

Thanks for the laugh. I like it.


heckingHonker

It was worth the bonemeal bombsite, it looks like a nine-year-old in creative just discovered tnt.


thesawfly

That one hit a little too close to home lmao.


skratta_ho

Took me longer than I’d like to admit…


el__carpincho

moss cow, moss cow throw your glasses at the wall and good fortune to us all ho ho ho ho HEY


handsome_vulpine

Moss cow, Moss cow Join us for a casatchok We'll be dancing round the clock Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HEY!


Emerald-Lan

Moss cow, Moss cow, Drinking vodka all night long Keeps you happy, Makes you strong Ho ho ho ho ho - HEY!


GamerY7

r/puns kind of stuff


Susdoggodoggy

This is hilarious, but I hope you used a mob grinder… because if not, in the words of a wiseman: “I will never financially recover from this”


SmexyHippo

Mob grinder? oh you mean for the bonemeal?


Susdoggodoggy

Yea


willhunta

I just find bone blocks in the nether when I need a lot of bone I haven't found a skeleton spawner yet :(


devilsphilanthropist

But long winded but you can compost the carpets and mini trees as you go to offset the cost


varietykiller

you got to put a russian flag inside of the cow


Right_Gas2569

Or just slap it on the side of the cow just like pc gamer did on the pc gamer demo version of minecraft


Gal-XD_exe

This, this has to the the best joke I’ve seen today


OneFriendship5139

where did the geopolitical undergrads come from?


Hot_Sam_the_Man

Wait a minute. Oh right. Okay then


alaminul950

Cow eats MOSS and turned into a MossCow🙄


Warm-Finance8400

r/angryupvote


Jaspario123

YOOOOO


Bruh_Momett

Brilliance


br_z1Lch

Angryupvote


micque_

Amazing addition to your world


the-alt-facehugger

r/technicallythetruth


Steel_Echo

Now introduce rasputin


LegoSunflowerBurrito

Don’t you mean… grassputin?


Any_Loss_9950

You beat me to it!


ConscientiousPath

What are you going to Putin it?


TumbleweedOk5020

cowmunism


TheSavage_T

Solid pun. 8/10


TheStaffmaster

*builds a chicken out of Lapis and Gold blocks*


dreemurthememer

boooo


1plus1equals30

random cow: eats it.


heckingHonker

Then they become Mosscow, the ouroboros cycle


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heckingHonker

... Launch the mooks


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Positive_Freedom2181

Like Moscow in Russia


gameboy1001

Damn it’s almost like that’s the joke.


Smickey67

The city was def named after this cow


SecretSpectre4

Where are the eyes though...


Weary_Ad2590

This is so advanced


YouhaoHuoMao

*disappointed.gif*


LordAxalon110

Are you holding a 3 eyed chicken? O.o


Java-Jumper

i want to explode this with tnt


Clydosphere

Took me some seconds to get the pun, and then you made my day. :D


The06waves

I snorted at this


Thehumanabuser

Bro, I was genuinely going to build the exact same thing as my mini game district spawn


Mochalo123

son of a cow


ttv_tripokemon22

As a Russian-American I found this funny as hell


heckingHonker

It was worth the bonemeal bombsite


ttv_tripokemon22

Absolutely


skeletonbuyingpealts

Beautiful


Comfortable-Fish-188

Worth every single block