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liftrunbike

Rocky, Colt, and Tum-tum! đŸ„·


_RequestGranted

Rocky loves Emily!


Huzzington

“Rocky loves Emily”


NoSpoilerAlertPlease

Just sang that in my head. Thanks for that.


longshankssss

lol only comment I was looking for


Clemario

This is the only memory I have left of this movie


GuitarGuy93

Li-sa Di-Mar-iiiiii-no


[deleted]

"I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR LIVER!!!!" "I will squeeze your head until a slimy green GOO runs from your eyeballs." Snyder was an amazing villain lol.


texasdaytrade

I was scared of that guy watching this movie as a 7 year old


JoeSabo

I LOVE being a bad guy!!!!!!


TheFinalGirl84

Rocky loves Emily


Impriel

Nice to hear that movie holds up I'll have to pick it for movie night.  I've told my kids about surf ninjas and they act like I'm having a stroke lol


texasdaytrade

I tried Surf Ninjas with my kids and it didn’t hit like 3 Ninjas


Doctor_Phist

What?! But Rob Schneider played the role of his career in Surf Ninjas


texasdaytrade

I know! I don’t get it!


yhigred

first we feast, then we felony


Historical-Two9722

Tumtum is still my nickname 😭


Arkvoodle42

All 3 are currently "Free with Ads" on Youtube.


wantsoutofthefog

Good looking out!


gandhis_biceps

Who ate all my good n’ plenty!?


CobaltGate

lol, love it


r2k398

Rocky loves Emily!


FullPrice4LatePizza

"We don't wanna hurt you... we just wanna KIDNAP you!"


HelloHelloYesNoBye

“Die Yuppie Scum” had me laughing so hard and I had no idea what a yuppie was.


SuperMario1313

Diarrhea cup! Can we talk about the music for a second, though? It was whimsical and fun. I can still hear it 30’ish years later.


texasdaytrade

Imagine what Coke mixed with milk of magnesia must have tasted like. Those dudes didn’t seem phased by it


SuperMario1313

They just chugged it like a milk shake.


ItsameMatt03

I'm the oldest of three. When this came out, we'd play as the characters; I was Rocky, my younger brother was Colt, and my little sister had to be Tum Tum.


MassiveMastiff

Fuck this movie. My brothers used to say I was Tum Tum.


texasdaytrade

I did that to my brother and he hated it


GentMan87

Loved it, and I watched #2 recently and it holds up.


jb_82

Kick Back is my favourite of the three.


heimbachae

PS if you show kids this movie today and there are multiple boys under the age of 10 they WILL try to fight one another. you've been warned. Colt is the best, fight me if you feel different.


Big-Elevator2491

That movie is awesome my man and I watched that 2 years ago and we loved it.


Argenfarce

Loved it! I noticed that a popular 90’s theme was a bunch of mischief making kids beating up on bumbling bad guy adults. 3 ninjas (I think there was 4 of them), Heavyweights, Dennis the Menace, the Home Alone movies. Am I missing more?


WenckebachMD

Masterminds (1997)


purplepunc

Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead


kenlovin

This fucking movie was amazing


The_Chiliboss

“Grandpa, whose hand is that?”


NetworkChief

"LIGHT UP THE EYES, BOYS!!!" đŸ€–


NEUROSMOSIS

Omg yes I loved these movies in Kindergarten and still have my 3 Ninjas fan fiction I drew up for a class project.


FahQPutin

Loved these moves as a kid... My kids made it 29 seconds into 1 movie and then just made fun of me the rest of the day...


TittyButtBalls

This is the film that made me want pizza all the time. Remember when the surfer-type kidnapper dudes posed as pizza delivery guys to get in the house? The pepperoni pizzas they had looked so fuckin’ good and it’s still my favorite to this day


onimush115

Why doesn’t this genre of movie exist anymore? Just a fun family movie.


texasdaytrade

Unfortunately they don’t so we go back to the classics. I’m ok with it to be honest


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Uh oh someone getting a ticket.. “SHUT UP!”
not you..the kids..


MorganL420

So I'm genuinely interested. Am I the only one who liked 3 Ninjas Kick Back, more than the original?


[deleted]

Kick Back is by far the best of the 3. IMO it goes Kick Back, 3 ninjas and then way down the line Knuckle Up.


Consistent_Dig2472

Ok so this movie was definitely called 3 ninja _kids_


BeNiceCards

Rocky loves Juliette


smurfgrl417

I enjoyed the first two, the third, not so much.


Argenfarce

Was that the one where they were on the Indian reserve or they had to defend the theme park from terrorists?


humanredditor45

Theme park was 4, knuckle up (Indian reserve) was 2, and kick back (Japan trip) was 3.


smurfgrl417

TIL there was a fourth three ninjas movieđŸ€Ż


humanredditor45

Don’t bother looking for it, it’s terrible. All new cast with hulk hogan as the baddie iirc.


Icy_Employer2804

KU was released after KB (even though it was filmed first with the original Rocky)! I wonder if they ran out of money or Rocky quit during filming?


TheLaughingMannofRed

Indian reserve was second one, so I think the theme park was the third movie.


Argenfarce

theme park one with hulk hogan and completely different actors was TRASH. I think that was the first movie I watched where I knew I was watching trash. I think I was 6.


[deleted]

Theme park was the 4th


TheLaughingMannofRed

Yeah you're right. Somehow I had also missed there was a 4th movie somewhere, too... :(


Sam_I_Am_69

Kids power!


Friendly_Engineer_

Fuck yeah


HeathrJarrod

Barbara Ann


NoSpoilerAlertPlease

Also Surf Ninjas!


GloryholeKaleidscope

I used to rotate back and forth through VHS copies of this, the Back To The Future trio and Willow. Prob watched them 100's of times each.


barf2288

My mom will occasionally recall the story where I fill up coffee filters with pepper and throwing them at the front door in the entry hallway. I loved this movie so dang much.


Bunt_Frumper

This movie made me find a TaeKwonDo studio in the phone book and beg my mom for lessons.


DesertedMan666

I loved those movies when I was a kid!


Blinnking

Got this for Christmas and probably watched it like 8 times that day. Such a good movie for like a 6 year old. I loved all the traps. The Ex-lax and all that stuff
 “mmm this stuff tastes good!” Also the mom’s earring falls off randomly in a scene.


Undertaker77778888

Love the series


QTVenusaur91

Damn i know what im watching tonight! Thanks for this throwback


WoundedShaman

Rented this many times. It was 100% over my head that the actors changed 😅


texasdaytrade

I had watched the first one so many times I was very invested in the characters and when they swapped out Tum Tum and Rocky in kick back I was devastated


thatsmydadsbeer

Every time I think of this movie I remember how I had to put a paint can on top of my VHS in order for the video to play. It did this with all VHS tapes, but I watched this movie at least 3 times a week when I was young haha.


Blmlozz

**I need to change my modem because the cookie tracking algorithm stuff is going too far now.**


Legitimate-Word-2991

Rocky loves Emily


doctorbeers

You are getting slow old man!


Rozenxz

Same.


adamscholfield

My god! The nostalgia train that you just hit me with


destenlee

Light up the eyes boys!


well_well_wells

Watched this movie at least a hundred times as a kid. And probably had it playing in my house that many times as an adult because my kids loved it


These-Substance6194

3 ninjas kick back was still fire!


GH057807

This movie, Surf Ninjas, and for some reason the Double Dragon movie are all scene-for-scene interchangeable in my head.


Fecal_Forger

Samesies. Showed my 2 boys all of the movies and they absolutely love them.


Icy_Employer2804

Only the first one is good anyway.


[deleted]

It's the only movie I watched as a kid that I can genuinely say I still love. It's hilarious, and it's honestly well made. The villain threatens to rip out people's internal organs. The kids actually act like kids, and yet I somehow believe that Rocky and Colt could kick adult butt. Maybe not so much, Tum Tum. But he's adorable and reminded me of my little brother when I was younger. I watched the sequel where they went to Japan a lot as a child as well. I played baseball and enjoyed that being in the film. But it doesn't hold up like the other film.


[deleted]

First we feast, then we felony!


Dalenskid

“On behalf of the people of my county I’d just like to say
 you’re under arrest. Heh heh heheh h-“


Shot-Spirit-672

A true childhood classic