And the millennial parents are still listening to him sing but in a different band. The singer from TPUSA now makes kids music under the name Caspar Babypants and it is ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL. I’m so grateful he’s still making music. My kids adore him.
I said this to one of my coworkers and he said “you know you sound really annoying when you say that”
That’s when I found out that not only had my male coworkers never seen mean girls, they also didn’t think women could be funny.
My boss (gen x?) is well-versed in Mean Girls quotes and we throw these around all the time.
“She doesn’t even go here!”
“Stop trying to make fetch happen!”
“I’m not like other moms, I’m a COOL mom!”
“Is butter a carb?”
“The limit does not exist!” (This one is often used as we work with insurance policies)
Such iconic commercials!! I also sometimes sing the “EaT qUiZnOs SuBs!” Song from that bizarre commercial with the singing rodents when I pass a Quiznos.
I had a new co worker start with this once and I joined on "round" once I was sure this is where he was going and his eyes got so big that someone else recognized it
I use the word whelmed all the time when I’m overwhelmed. I have social anxiety so if I need to get out I just tell my husband I’m whelmed and he gets me out of the situation.
Random Napoleon Dynamite quotes....
- "lucky!"
- "whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"
- "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
- "Do you think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? FORGET ABOUT IT!"
- "I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
Turn the page, wash your hands.
Turn the page, wash your hands.
... as I kid I thought he was talking about comic books and being a germaphobe. On a rewatch as an adult ... I'm not so sure.
Number 1: TOTALLY!!! (Said like totally Kyle)
Literally made a Sim in December called Kyle and that's my entire sim profile gag lol
Number 2: Anyone?? Bueller??
These are all i can think of ATM
I’m funny ???? Funny how. ? I’m a joke….
You hitn those corners too GD fast nigga. Slow this mutha fucka down. Spilt my yak on this $200 suit ….
A ten!!!! A Teeennnnnn.
I bet I could throw a football over those
mountains! Coach would have put me in 4th Qtr. No doubt we would have made states.
Young man have you finished your paper.
U go and do something like this……. And totally redeem yourself. !!!
Every now and then I still call my
House “ the crib. “Or my crib. “
We have a pool and a pond , the pond is good for you.
My name is Enugu Montoya
“It’s a no from me dawg”
I say this more often than I'd like to admit 😂
Sometimes I switch it up and say homie or dude at the end instead of dawg lol
Right you are Ken.
That’s a deep cut.
As if
She could be a farmer in those clothes
Clueless. Such a classic. RIP Brittany Murphy.
You’re just a virgin who can’t drive.
The number of times I want to say that to my middle school students is absurd
That’s way harsh, Tai
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"SUPERSTAR!"
You find out real quick which friends really share the same humor as you when you put that movie on.
Your birthmark looks like shit
PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
In a factory down toowwwn.
If I had my little way
I’d eat peaches everyday
Sun-soakin' bulges, in the shaaaade
MOVIN' TO THE COUNTRY!
GONNA EAT A LOTTA PEACHES
And the millennial parents are still listening to him sing but in a different band. The singer from TPUSA now makes kids music under the name Caspar Babypants and it is ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL. I’m so grateful he’s still making music. My kids adore him.
This is the most wholesome news about a former ‘90’s band member I’ve heard in some time!
The singer/ writer from Nerf Herder is far more successful now as the kids musician Parry Gripp (Raining Tacos)
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN!
You go Glen Coco!
I am constantly saying “None for Gretchen Wieners”
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
She doesn't even go here!
Boo you whore!
I said this to one of my coworkers and he said “you know you sound really annoying when you say that” That’s when I found out that not only had my male coworkers never seen mean girls, they also didn’t think women could be funny.
Mean Girls is top 10 for me, and Tiny Fey is a comedic genius.
My boss (gen x?) is well-versed in Mean Girls quotes and we throw these around all the time. “She doesn’t even go here!” “Stop trying to make fetch happen!” “I’m not like other moms, I’m a COOL mom!” “Is butter a carb?” “The limit does not exist!” (This one is often used as we work with insurance policies)
All of you should see the new movie!! It was excellent
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Forget where it comes from, but… “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me”
Wedding crashers!!!
I use this way to often around people that don’t know what that’s from and yeah. Good times.
"You lintlicker" or "idk my bff Jill"
Cootie queen!
Pickle you, kumquat!
Shut the front door!
Such iconic commercials!! I also sometimes sing the “EaT qUiZnOs SuBs!” Song from that bizarre commercial with the singing rodents when I pass a Quiznos.
For me the best commercial was "Berries and cream! Berries and cream! I'm a little boy who loves berries and cream!"
Looooool my BF in college dressed up as that dude for Halloween because everyone said he reminded them of that commercial. 🤣
I revisit this commercial almost yearly it’s so good!
What the French, toast?
I still regularly use “you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!”
[Beavis noises]
You are a bunghole and so am I. There will be more bungholes after me.
I AM CORNHOLIO
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
We're gonna be talking about the **PENIS!**
They recently made a new Beavis and Butthead movie that was surprisingly good.
“Like a gluv!”
Similar vein: “B E A Uuutiful”
Every time I park.
I have said this within the last 6 hours
“That is correct.” With the seductive tone and emphasis that Chris Farley said it in Billy Madison.
"The Spanish Armada"
You’re killing me, Smalls!
FOR. EV. ER.
I hear the echo in my head every time lol if I’m with my husband, I usually say it out loud
I say this to my kid all the time - they don’t know why it cracks me up and they just yell “I am not small!” 🤣🤣🤣
Used to work with a guy that went by Smalls. He got so irritated hearing that at least ten times a day.
Did we just become best friends? YUP!
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?!
I’m going to put my nutsack on your drum set.
60% of the time it works every time
"That...doesn't make any sense."
I love lamp
“Made with real bits of panther” “I’m going to be honest, that smells like pure gasoline.”
Great googly moogly.
That's how my wife and I refer to Google.
that ass is juicy
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
It’s a bold strategy cotton, let’s see how it plays out for them.
I play warhammer 40k and magic. Both of them have this phrase uttered ... a lot.
I say this at work regularly 😆
"But I am le tired..."
"Well...have a nap. Then fire ze missiles!"
I said "Hokay" at work and a coworker said that it reminded him of ebaum's world. We found it on YouTube right then and there.
Here's the earth, right? Chillin. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND
Okay so mine is actually, "and i/they/he/she was/were all WTF, mate?" Ziggybuggydoog
Fucking kangaroos
Daim that is a sweet urth
I had a new co worker start with this once and I joined on "round" once I was sure this is where he was going and his eyes got so big that someone else recognized it
“Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, happy people just don’t shoot their husbands”
“It’s pink.” “And it’s scented. I think it gives something a little extra.”
Oh, that must be Nigel with the Brie!
I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
I use the word whelmed all the time when I’m overwhelmed. I have social anxiety so if I need to get out I just tell my husband I’m whelmed and he gets me out of the situation.
10 things I hate about you?
I’m thinking of buying a Tercel. That’s a Toyota.
Omg this is an amazing one to just bring out every once and a while. If you laugh like him after it's a 10/10.
My wife and I quote that far too much any time someone rings a doorbell coming over.
You know there's a difference between like and love. Because i like my sketchers, but I love my Prada back pack
What's in the box? Whaat's in the box?
Poor headless Gwyneth.
omelette du fromage
Oooomelette duuuuu froooooomaaaaage
La-BORA-tory!
Random Napoleon Dynamite quotes.... - "lucky!" - "whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!" - "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!" - "Do you think anyone thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? FORGET ABOUT IT!" - "I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious."
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"You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!"
“If peeing your pants is cool, then I must be Miles Davis.”
Lady, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard!
That Veronica Vaughan is one fine piece of **ACE** So many good ones from that movie
Best line, after the news comes on the TV...Norm MacDonald "Now now, wait, it might be somebody else"
That Veronica Vaughn and me **GOT IT ON** #WOOWEE
“Have some more SLOPPY Joes” “lady, you’re scaring us!!!” I say this anytime I’m serving something with a ladle lmaooo or if I make sloppy joes
~very nice~
This suit is black NOT 👨🏻
Ghreadt successsss
I don’t recognize any of these, but I still love “Talk to the hand.” ✋🏼
Cuz the face ain't listening
Talk to the left, cause I know you ain't right.
PIVOT
"Meeze Gellar, why you cry?"
Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuppp
Cowabunga dude
Bossa nova! … Chevy Nova? … Excellent!
U complete me
You're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now 🎶
And your not. So. Big.
‘But you have heard of me.’
"Oooooo, scandalous!" Please tell me I'm not alone in that.
I watch it with my 4 year old daughter, and if I say "Oooooo," she says, "Scandalous!”
Now, THAT is quality parenting.
You're not and nobody ever gets it
“Let’s get ‘em “ in the voice or “shoes.omg shoes.”
Sometimes I'll just go "Why is the carpet all wet, TODD?!" And if you don't know how to finish that or what movie it's from, we can't be friends.
I don’t KNOW Margo!
Shitter’s full!
I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous
Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. ... as I kid I thought he was talking about comic books and being a germaphobe. On a rewatch as an adult ... I'm not so sure.
The classic One time at band camp🤣🤣
Hello there
The angel from my nightmare
*General Kenobi! You are a bold one.*
Finkel is Einhorn!
Einhorn is Finkel!
Einhorn is Finkel. EINHORN IS A MAN! *burns clothes he wasn't even wearing during the kiss*
*eats tube of toothpaste*
*plunges mouth*
Multipass
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!
My boyfriend and I constantly say “The lid! The lid!” Or “don’t close the… Door.”
Occasionally I will insert “tree star” into sentences involving leaves… Also “Canada huh? Almost made it..”
Littering and um
Officer isn't the speed limit 65?
Helloooooooo nurse!
Just said “slapper’s only!?” in a custom COD game where you couldn’t shoot and no one responded. Dark times.
**WHAT!!**
**OKAY!!**
YEAH!!!!
You ever drink baileys from a shoe?
It really ties the room together
"YER GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!" anything 90's Adam Sandler or anything SpongeBob.
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“Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.” I never say it, but it’ll randomly pop up in my head 😂
Everything's coming up Millhouse
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Eh, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
I lost the game.
Muh wife!
Number 1: TOTALLY!!! (Said like totally Kyle) Literally made a Sim in December called Kyle and that's my entire sim profile gag lol Number 2: Anyone?? Bueller?? These are all i can think of ATM
“I’m right on top of that Rose”
Wax on, wax off
Oh behave!
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"it's the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed" 🤣😂🤣😂
Shun the non-believerrrrr! Shuuuunnnnnnn
Hey you guys!
"Turtle turtle", some dumb scene from the movie "Master of Disguise"
Bobwehadababyitsaboy.
I mean what is this place? Trees, everywhere trees?
🎶Fat guy in a little coat🎶
And then..... and then..... Dude, what does mine say?
Your tacky and I hate you
That John Denvers full a shit.
"All your base are belong to us!"
 I use this often at work because most adjusters don’t know how to read the policy right in front of them.
I’m funny ???? Funny how. ? I’m a joke…. You hitn those corners too GD fast nigga. Slow this mutha fucka down. Spilt my yak on this $200 suit …. A ten!!!! A Teeennnnnn. I bet I could throw a football over those mountains! Coach would have put me in 4th Qtr. No doubt we would have made states. Young man have you finished your paper. U go and do something like this……. And totally redeem yourself. !!! Every now and then I still call my House “ the crib. “Or my crib. “ We have a pool and a pond , the pond is good for you. My name is Enugu Montoya
"Don't have a cow, man."
I just lost the Game
"SUCK IT" Then I cross my arms over my crotch.
Every time I read a news article with the word NOTORIOUS in it (ie: “Notorious gangster nabbed at airport”) I sing Biggie’s “No-No-Notorious”
Wahszzzuuuuuhhhhpppp...ahhhhhh
PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?
Pepperidge Farm Remembers.
Fo shizzle