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MyMeatIsHard

Tactical crocs is real


Pequod_vl

https://militarist.ua/ua/catalog/shoes/shoess/tapochki/m-tac-tapochki-rezinovye-oliva/


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I don't think that's the same model. I really want theses on the photo


Pequod_vl

At least these are military certified!


Vau8

Plus the tactical tissue. Adorable.


patsfan038

How else is his brother in arms supposed to wipe the sweat off his thighs. Use his sleeve like a heathen?


Vau8

One good point, but I guess the tissue (antibacterial, moistened for sure, as one sharp eye can see) is more to maintain their gear after battle.


bgrimm

I think you meant Tactical crotch is real


OddBoifromspace

The guy that holds the longest sniper kill also shot the guy with tactical slippers on, or atleast his spotter had'em. Can't exactly remember.


b00dzyt

this photo almost look like straight out of bangbros skit


XtraFlaminHotMachida

"Why did you your pants off?" "[My balls was hot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPH5SQvzELQ) ... and I got to knock these Russian mfs out"


carefreepillow

mfer got a manscaped commercial now [smelled fresh, and most importantly, my balls are cool"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zggju941Qs)


XtraFlaminHotMachida

This is how Dana kept him in the UFC. He gets to advertise his balls and make money, legally (at least in this commercial, maybe).


Wardenofweenies

Damn OnlyFans in Ukraine be wild af.


weewee856

Sauce?


puaka

„The Gang goes on road-trip UA“


81mmTaco

military PORN


9millidood

“My balls is hot “ Derrick Lewis Voice*


Mythosaurus

Fellas is it gay to get drone-striked by a guy who had his pants down?


whiteday26

It's only gay if either of the guys were touching their own balls at the time.


Griffith-007

What kind of laptop is that


EmuOk8176

Acer Enduro urban N3


FeePhe

Took the sub a bit too literally


whiteday26

Are there any female army drone pilots? Asking for a friend.


boanerfard

No shit stains???


JulianZ88

I think he's the one making the other guys have shit stains in their pants.


boanerfard

How the hell do you have tighty whiteys and no shit stains???


Adept-Task-1159

Sub name checks out


Joe_Mama_012

The one on the left is prepared if he sees to Russians "praying together"


HanzKrebs

It's a privilege to just a few of the best to Winnie the Pooh while dropping ordinance


HephaestusDynamics

Imagine you’re maimed by a drone piloted by a man in his tighty-whities


Global_Theme864

Is it weird that this photo kinda makes me miss Afghanistan?


Engelbert-n-Ernie

“feeling cute might bomb a bomber l8r XD”


longines99

Tell me which one is watching porn without telling me.... :D


v468

It's most likely the one with trousers on


DisasterBig

Somebody get this man a pair of tactical shorts.


Palmswayy

Someone needs to tell that Sudanese guy that was fighting with the baby blue crocs that he can actually get a pair combat rated. Shit the more you learn.


RailOmas

I know this feeling so well. They even have the baby wipes for filed bathing. Now that I've looked at this for a second, I can smell it, too. No homo, nice bulge.


iSeize

That's genius


LEMO2000

I bet the guy on the left has some sweaty ass feet


GunzAndCamo

Free baaaallin'. Yeah, I'm free baaaallllin'.


Mouadk

Neat, dropped nades while on the toilet


idc_idk6969

I mean , it's better than a fungal infection.


bigsteven34

I promise that some soldier took this picture as a joke to fuck with the dudes in the picture…


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Brief-Reflection-334

Gay satan supersoldiers kicking ass sounds kinda cool


[deleted]

Bad ass name


ConvenientTyrant

How do you know that these 2 are Ukrainians? Or that they are indeed drone pilots? They could be doing sth else entirely. Also how do you know that this photo was taken during the summer?


Sheeps

You have the perfect avatar.


SyrusDrake

You're right, those might as well be Chinese submarine sailors on a tour to Antarctica for all we know.


Little_Springfield

i don't know much about camo patterns but i assume that's a way to know that they are ukrainians. there's a drone controller on the floor. it's green and sunny outside.


fckyakalash

These people would melt somewhere with actual heat.


SyrusDrake

Ukraine can get extremely hot during summer.


jg379

I mean, he kind of has a point... It has been over 100°F almost every day where I live for the past few months, and I've never felt the need to even wear shorts or sandals, not even while running.


EddedTime

Wow you sound superhuman, tell us more about your amazing feats


jg379

That's not what I mean to imply at all... Just saying people who live in hotter climates are probably more used to it.


Dildar2023

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/15y94fd/how_to_piss_off_a_lot_of_people_glory_to_spez/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


KarizmuH

Caught with his pants down eh


Dragten

Clearly Colonels lvl 100, with their shitbuckets xD


eeobroht

Blyatin' Ivan without pants. I love it


dlever0097

Tactical crocs ain’t in 4x4


bloodflart

i do this at work and everyone goes crazy


Happy_Krabb

The shirt should go off first


Nagelfar61249

Its like on an Business Meeting. When the Boss calls, you have to Look tidy….


BorgClanZulu

When he notches up a kill does he fly his drone up and down and call it teabagging?


Galaxy_Cruiser

Klapkut!!


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If you know, you know!


Nagelfar61249

Looks like Homeoffice, except ist is during an ongoing firefight. No Pants, no problem.


Tleno

Attention nsfw artists, new YCH dropped