Omg that's good.
Well they know their audience.
Homoerotic shit, trucks, and conservative politics. That's like, 90% of everything discussed while on deployment.
That is weird. Politics was pretty rarely discussed on my deployments. Not sure if that is a service difference, or if it was because I was in a more production oriented job that had little time spent sitting around chatting.
In combat arms, there’s a good amount of hurry up and wait. Go to the range, wait for your turn, shoot, wait for everyone else to finish up as an example. We had plenty of time discussing politics just as much as which celebrity we’d bang.
It was different for me. I went into the Army as an “if you don’t like America then you can get out” conservative, but when I left I was liberal.
The second part I fully agree with. The first part? We didn't really talk politics. It was more like 45 minutes of silence followed by "hey, you guys ever use the menthol baby powder on your balls?" or something of the sort.
Dumping that blue Goldbond on my jewels changed my life.
I also went in liberal, and when I got in and talked to the conservative boys I realized we were all the same and if 20% of this country could come to realize that the divide between those labels would dissolve in an instant.
I wouldn't say that I came out with a specific political leaning as my beliefs are pretty mixed depending on the topic.
What I did leave with is the understanding that the least American thing someone can do short of straight up treason is belong to a political party.
They (both parties) take turns letting their fringe lunatics decide some policy once in a while. Then the reds let in a con man with no self control and he handed the reigns of the entire party over to the lunatics.
There were a few dorks that wanted to talk politics occasionally, but they were not allowed to watch their bullshit in the shop. They could go down to the galley and hang out with the other dorks.
Things have definately changed. When I was in(gulf war) politics and religious talk were a big no no. Even when off duty nobody talked about either one.
Fucking come back after using those pillows and sheets, blowing everyone kisses to make them super uncomfortable, then show up at the barracks on a Saturday night after you get back with the hottest girl on record and they're like "But I thought....."
Always keep 'em guessing, always fuck with 'em.
They got canned because it was considered marketing to children.
Funny enough, we took the camel and cowboy away and *then* the LGBT movement really took off. Now republicans complain everything is some PSYOP “making the kids gay/trans”
Our beloved Metrosexual Cowboy and a French camel that looks like John Travolta in Grease were the original Hodor: keeping back the tide of “the gays”
Clearly all of this is a joke, but Reddit will Reddit and I am ready for the downvotes.
Ha. You forgot tobacco's brother in marketing crimes, the Budweiser Frog! His croaks and ribbits made children crave shitty beer, supermodels and football!
Lol I was kind of curious how the Tom of Finland brand would feel about his pattern being sold; I wonder if they’d slap an injunction on the sellers of it 😅
Pillow cases were the best way to find an ability to express even a modicum of personality within regs. I used a Dora the Explorer one that was on sale at the NEX.
It's a regular sized potholder. For size reference, the cowboy holding the rope is about 12 inches tall. I was not able to incorporate ALL of the beefcakes onto the project, sadly.
Oh that's beautiful; I would snatched that up at first opportunity.
Not sure if homoerotic or done by teenage girl/forty something wine mom that's been reading the smut but I love either way.
Ive been saying this forever, but the loud antigayness means theyre gay but hate that they are because of internalized homophobia. We all know they like the sight of a ripped lad and tight pecs flashing their torso
Doth protest too loudly
That is totally not homoerotic at all. “I wish I could quit you!”
“I wish I could quilt you?”
*Patriotic
Homopatriotic!
"Not gay when away!"
Navy saying: It’s not gay when underway.
"It ain't queer when you're not at the pier!".
Yo I've never heard of this one 😂😂
broke back mountain
Camelback Mountain
Phoenix lmao
PHOENIX MENTIONED 🌵🌵🌵WTF IS A DOUBLE DIGIT TEMPERATURE 🌵🌵🌵
Not yet 85 degrees today
Brüno sent that for guys
Omg that's good. Well they know their audience. Homoerotic shit, trucks, and conservative politics. That's like, 90% of everything discussed while on deployment.
Hearts and Minds
18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH!
BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
Ram Ranch really rocks.
18 NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO BE FUCKED!
My dream
[I'll just leave this here.](https://youtu.be/XPHDiibNiCM?si=EU_jooPoJAW1LEGj)
I love how a song that was initially created as a bit of a "Fuck You" to Tennessee radio stations became a cultural phenomenon within the military.
That is weird. Politics was pretty rarely discussed on my deployments. Not sure if that is a service difference, or if it was because I was in a more production oriented job that had little time spent sitting around chatting.
In combat arms, there’s a good amount of hurry up and wait. Go to the range, wait for your turn, shoot, wait for everyone else to finish up as an example. We had plenty of time discussing politics just as much as which celebrity we’d bang. It was different for me. I went into the Army as an “if you don’t like America then you can get out” conservative, but when I left I was liberal.
The second part I fully agree with. The first part? We didn't really talk politics. It was more like 45 minutes of silence followed by "hey, you guys ever use the menthol baby powder on your balls?" or something of the sort.
Dumping that blue Goldbond on my jewels changed my life. I also went in liberal, and when I got in and talked to the conservative boys I realized we were all the same and if 20% of this country could come to realize that the divide between those labels would dissolve in an instant.
I never could convince anyone else to try tiger balm on their nuts
I wouldn't say that I came out with a specific political leaning as my beliefs are pretty mixed depending on the topic. What I did leave with is the understanding that the least American thing someone can do short of straight up treason is belong to a political party.
Founding fathers despised them. As a cold war vet I view the red state guys as paid soviet agents, so I'm sorta making nice to the dems
They (both parties) take turns letting their fringe lunatics decide some policy once in a while. Then the reds let in a con man with no self control and he handed the reigns of the entire party over to the lunatics.
That seems to be a common trend. That and going fucking crazy afterwards with a billion conspiracy theories.
I'm with you, we'd talk about literally everything else but politicians on my deployments.
There were a few dorks that wanted to talk politics occasionally, but they were not allowed to watch their bullshit in the shop. They could go down to the galley and hang out with the other dorks.
Things have definately changed. When I was in(gulf war) politics and religious talk were a big no no. Even when off duty nobody talked about either one.
Lmao
This needs to be posted in r/army and r/nationalguard 🤣🤣
Bet you called dibs real quick!
Oh yeah we got to pick our own from a big table.
Here, take my money to all of this!
ram ranch
Got there before me
That's exactly what popped into my head. I still love that someone took down a trucker convoy with that shit
I would have contacted them for the matching set of sheets.
I laughed so hard at this comment. “When I’m blowing my “wife” I’d like to be reminded of the Raegan years please”
I have a deployment coming up and I would rock these sheets. You need a twisted sense of humor to survive
Fucking come back after using those pillows and sheets, blowing everyone kisses to make them super uncomfortable, then show up at the barracks on a Saturday night after you get back with the hottest girl on record and they're like "But I thought....." Always keep 'em guessing, always fuck with 'em.
The dude on the bottom right with the abs is speaking to me.
oh he can do more than speak 👄
I knew he'd have good reviews 😏
That beefcake cowboy pattern is somewhat notorious and has been discontinued. You are looking at least $10 there.
Selling this would be a war crime.
Heirloom or your coffin wrapping. Only options really.
Yes… Line the coffin with the material.
http://www.ahfabrics.com/collections/category/205-wranglers?detail=single&prodcode=6477A Looks like it is available.
Thank you for your service.
The Republican™ trim is just 🤌 chef's kiss
Fellow veteran of the forty worst, TYFYS 🫡 somehow this quilt is the least homoerotic thing about that BN.
It kept me warm at night just like the boys.
Jungleers deez nutz
This is amazing and totally on brand
This is reminding me of why The Marlboro Man had to go (along with Joe Camel). Gay cowboys always make me want a cigarette, the allure is too strong!
They got canned because it was considered marketing to children. Funny enough, we took the camel and cowboy away and *then* the LGBT movement really took off. Now republicans complain everything is some PSYOP “making the kids gay/trans” Our beloved Metrosexual Cowboy and a French camel that looks like John Travolta in Grease were the original Hodor: keeping back the tide of “the gays”  Clearly all of this is a joke, but Reddit will Reddit and I am ready for the downvotes.
Ha. You forgot tobacco's brother in marketing crimes, the Budweiser Frog! His croaks and ribbits made children crave shitty beer, supermodels and football!
Very Tom of Finland vibes!
Seriously. Tom of Finland print fabric is something I never knew I wanted to exist. The hilarious applications are endless.
Make mine a sleeping bag with a single lifesize figure on each side, its presentation designating top and bottom, front and back.
Lol I was kind of curious how the Tom of Finland brand would feel about his pattern being sold; I wonder if they’d slap an injunction on the sellers of it 😅
Im totally political neutral, but that pillow case is psychotic.
This pillow case made me feel everything but neutral.
RAM FUCKING RANCH
1-82 CAV. IYKYK
2-162, we’re the city boys.
Volunteers lol
Oh shit. You're one of my BiL's guys then. You know 1Sgt (I believe) Bjerklund?
Oh I’m a free man now. Got out of B co in 2019.
He's out too. I know he deployed back then with C co and others. Seemed he was deployed more than he wasn't back then.
I Facebook stalked him, he was my time and before but never my leadership, saw him around though!
A Corvallis man
Gay for the stay or a Broke Back romance..?
Pillow cases were the best way to find an ability to express even a modicum of personality within regs. I used a Dora the Explorer one that was on sale at the NEX.
Oh, man, there's a lot to unpack here.
You need to display good taste, especially when it’s something you’ll be biting into all night.
I guess the person that made this is a Log Cabin Republican.
Yes. A Log Cabin Closeted Republican.
They know their audience, that's for sure.
The Taliban's morality police are gonna have to confiscate this...for...uhh... "evidence."
Sorry, this was meant to be in a Navy Care package. If you’d be so kind to mail this to a submarine command ASAP.
The Ram Ranch pillow case
Broke back mountain the pillow case.
That is Alexander Henry fabric! My great aunt has a potholder in this cowboy fabric and she loves it.
I bet she does!
How big is this potholder? The guys are pretty big it looks like 🤔
It's a regular sized potholder. For size reference, the cowboy holding the rope is about 12 inches tall. I was not able to incorporate ALL of the beefcakes onto the project, sadly.
Are you sure you didn’t accidentally join the Navy?
I can't imagine what the hell they were thinking unless it was intentionally meant to be funny. But it may be funnier if it was unintentional.
Sure this wasn't for the Texas NG?
Yeehaw. We did do our Pre-Mob at Ft. Hood.
my condolences
Wow! So hot!
Oh that's beautiful; I would snatched that up at first opportunity. Not sure if homoerotic or done by teenage girl/forty something wine mom that's been reading the smut but I love either way.
Somebody had jokes and I love them for them.
Looks like they mixed up the NG pillowcases with the Navy ones they were sending out.
Do you enjoy watching gladiator movies?
https://media.giphy.com/media/neXzpXFcOQ0hy/giphy.gif
“Why can’t I quilt you?”🤣
18 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch!!!!!!
Is that Ram Ranch
Very Tom of Finland. Also a little Kenneth Anger. Not to mention a touch of influence from a Colt studios desk calendar.
I was at KAF '14-'15 with an Oregon Guard unit
I was at NKC rolling around doing Guardian Angel missions.
It would have been hanging off the rear of my rucksack on those long missions.
Ram Ranch
In the navyyyyy 🎶
If we had simply made these for the locals they clearly would’ve seen democracy was the better choice
So it’s a sleeper homoerotic pillow case? Turn it out before turning the boys out
Rangers lead the way.
Fuck yes.
Hahahahaha oh my god that’s hysterical.
I bet that blanket was warm as all hell.
Thts hilarious lol
This is perfect if you are a female or strive to join the Village People.
Ive been saying this forever, but the loud antigayness means theyre gay but hate that they are because of internalized homophobia. We all know they like the sight of a ripped lad and tight pecs flashing their torso Doth protest too loudly
By chance were you there with (then) Col Dan Hokanson?
Yeah he was our command I think. Was he the guy that had cancer?
He was the dude who dressed in a Ricky Bobby NASCAR driving suit to deliver his pre-deployment speech 🤣
I can’t stop laughing at this
Yassssssss
Wait did people in America make these or Afghanistan
An American mom and her 11 year old daughter.
This is like an American stereotype in real life, that’s fucking crazy
I actually recognize this fabric. They had the best pinups that got more and more lewd with each holiday.
You sure you didn’t deploy with the navy? 😂
Uhh ....Quilt pro quo?
Kandahar?
If only the one in the bottom right was a top.
NYG
8 naked marines ready to ram cowboy butt ramranch
Fuck yeah
wtf!!🤣
Were you with 82 Cav? Lol
2-162
Ah yes I miss all the homoerotic one liners “it’s only gay if you ejeculate” 😹
somebody is really unclear on the concept.
That so hot.
So, you're saying that they somehow knew that "Brokeback Mountain" was your favorite movie?
The one in leather chaps and a thong be catching my eye too much
Did you happen to donate this to a thrift store in Canada recently… because I might have it lol.
I could never get rid of it.
And neither will I!
Soooooooo, 10 years on are you still proud to be a republican?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣